Sunday, 26 July 2009

Changes

There are quite a few shapeshifters in our neighbourhood, and we've been turned into a lot of things.

Me:

  • Wereleno
  • Chumsley
  • werecat
  • Vampire
  • Jim Carrey (happens regularly now, but still uncontrolable)
  • Grinch (actually I turn into one all the time around the christmas season)

My brother:

  • Werejackblack
  • Werecat
  • Brundlefly clone
  • Deadite

Master Of Oz:

  • Talking koala
  • Chinese dragon
  • Thylacine
  • Merman.

Sam Leno/Chinstar:

  • Wereleno
  • Lion
  • Dragon
  • Kangaroo

Roc Hemmerson:

  • Teen wolf style werewolf
  • Gorilla
  • Florida Panther
  • Racoon


Dan McCloud:

  • Gecko
  • King Cobra
  • Ninja Turtle
  • Komodo Dragon

Kirsty:

  • Tigress
  • Artic Fox
  • White Rabbit
  • Antelope

Tazmin:

  • Werecat
  • Panther
  • Tigress
  • Lioness
  • Florida Panther
  • Leopard
  • Jaguar
  • Cheetah

Mom:

  • Mermaid
  • Red Fox
  • African Wild Dogg
  • Bat (fruit bat)
  • Florida Panther

Dad:

  • Grey wolf
  • Shark man
  • Tiger
  • Doberman

Cousin Johnny:

  • Monkey
  • Red Panda
  • Rabbit
  • Coyote

Cousin Natalia:

  • Vampire Bat
  • Panther
  • Black cat
  • Grey wolf


Cousin Marco:

  • Eagle
  • Russian Blue
  • Red Wolf
  • Tazmanian Tiger

Tyrone The Terrible:

  • Bat
  • Rat
  • Tim Burton-esque demon (that's his super powerful monster form)
  • Giant snake

Dr Madness:

  • Giant snake
  • wererat
  • Racoon
  • Tyranosaurus Rex

Captain Comedy:

  • Monkey
  • Lemur
  • Red Panda
  • Weregrinch (especially at xmas time)

Josh Belushi:

  • Panda
  • Werejosh (a member of the werebelushi family)
  • Lemur
  • Persian cat

Jade Belushi (his sister):

  • Werebelushi
  • Tigress
  • German Sheppard
  • Panda

Darth Rangoon:

  • Roger the alien from American Dad
  • Boa Constrictor
  • Snow leopard
  • Two Headed Dragon

Nigel Von Sinister:

  • Panther
  • Bat
  • Komodo Dragon
  • Werefox.

Lance Halloway aka Weremoose

  • Weremoose (that's his favourite)
  • Sully
  • Timon
  • Pumba
  • Goofy
  • Pluto
  • Beaver
  • Yoshi
  • Bowzer
  • Donkey Kong
  • Tauren
  • Pandaren
  • Orc
  • Two Headed Ogre
  • The Beast
  • Zebra
  • Reindeer
  • Gargoyle
  • Broadway (from Disney's Gargoyles cartoon)
  • Stitch
  • Bothan (from Star Wars)
  • Jar Jar (also from Star Wars)

Note that all of Tazmin's transformations are all cat related. She loves cats so most of her transformations are into some sort of cat. Dan McCloud's ones are reptiles such as lizards because he likes reptiles. Two wereleno ones are mine and Chinstar, the Brundlefly one is one my brother turned into and the grinch ones are Captan Comedy's and mine- well he's a weregrinch i'm only half grinch.

In the lair of the Roc Monster

Our friend Roc Hemmerson is showing people a tour of his rather impressive studio in a special called In The Lair Of The Roc Monster which will be airing this Tuesday.

You'll get to see a few of his monster creations and a few mechanical wonders.

Friday, 24 July 2009

Jim Carrey weregrinch tf story

The grinch is our favourite Jim Carrey film. It suprises me that they aren't many grinch transformation stories or artwork around. Me and my brother have written a few stories in which the main character turns into a grinch (made to look like Jim's version, of course). Two of which were submitted to Doc's Lab which is a transformation story website, but were rejected. And we did a Heinz green ketchup ad where someone transforms into the grinch. We are also working on a story in which Jim Carrey himself becomes a weregrinch. We hope to get that one done by the end of this month.

They should do more grinch transformations. Grinches in general should NOT be ignored. The grinch should be added to Universal's great monster lineup which consists of Dracula, Wolfman, Frankenstein, Invisible Man, Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde, Phantom Of The Opera and the mummy- there is room for one more furry creature and that particular creature is the grinch.

Grinches in general get a bad rap, people think they're scary but in actuality grinches are actually very sweet.

Now i'm not a grinch myself, well except around grinchmas. (chuckles) But I do know this, Jim Carrey really likes being green.

Thursday, 23 July 2009

Ultimate Fighting game

I had a dream where my brother invented the ultimate fighting game. They were all sorts of characters from tv/cartoons/movies/comics/books in there. It was called of like that Mugen thing. For those who don't know what Mugen is-it's a program that allows you to add different characters of all kinds into a fighting game. My brother is in the middle of inventing a fighting game just like that- he calls it Extreme Fighting Champions.

The main playable characters in it:

  • Hank (voice provided by Sam "Chinstar" Leno) - he is a Bruce Campbellesque action movie star. His moves are similar to the ones used by Paul from Tekken.
  • Bill (voice provided by me) - he is a scientist who specialises in gene splicing. He can mutate any part of his body at will. His fighting style is similar to Ryu from Street Fighter.
  • Andria (voice provided by Andria Kilgore)- She's an alcholic and also a tigress. She's very tough and very agile. Her fighting style is similar to Sonya's fighting style from Mortal Kombat.
  • Scott (voiced by my brother) - Scott is a computer technician, he has a robot arm and can shoot lazers out of his eyes. His fighting style is Taek Won Do.
  • Jimmy (voiced by Darwin "Captain Comedy" Chance) - Jimmy is a Jim Carrey-like funnyman who is also a weregrinch. His fighting style is ninjitsu.
  • Alice (voiced by Kirsty) - Alice is a ballerina who has the power of telekenesis. Her fighting style is in ballet dance style.
  • Tyler (voiced by our cousin Johnny) - Tyler is a heavy metal rocker who is also a vampire. His fighting style is Muwai Thai style.

Transformations

I'm going to tell you about the few different forms me and my friends have been morped into:

Me:
  • Wereleno
  • Chumsley
  • werecat
  • Vampire
  • Jim Carrey (happens regularly now, but still uncontrolable)
  • Grinch (actually I turn into one all the time around the christmas season)

My brother:

  • Werejackblack
  • Werecat
  • Brundlefly clone
  • Deadite

Master Of Oz:

  • Talking koala
  • Chinese dragon
  • Thylacine
  • Merman.

Sam Leno/Chinstar:

  • Wereleno
  • Lion
  • Dragon
  • Kangaroo

Roc Hemmerson:

  • Teen wolf style werewolf
  • Gorilla
  • Florida Panther
  • Racoon

Dan McCloud:

  • Gecko
  • King Cobra
  • Ninja Turtle
  • Komodo Dragon

Kirsty:

  • Tigress
  • Artic Fox
  • White Rabbit
  • Antelope

Tazmin:

  • Werecat
  • Panther
  • Tigress
  • Lioness
  • Florida Panther
  • Leopard
  • Jaguar
  • Cheetah

Mom:

  • Mermaid
  • Red Fox
  • African Wild Dogg
  • Bat (fruit bat)
  • Florida Panther

Dad:

  • Grey wolf
  • Shark man
  • Tiger
  • Doberman

Cousin Johnny:

  • Monkey
  • Red Panda
  • Rabbit
  • Coyote

Cousin Natalia:

  • Vampire Bat
  • Panther
  • Black cat
  • Grey wolf

Cousin Marco:

  • Eagle
  • Russian Blue
  • Red Wolf
  • Tazmanian Tiger

Tyrone The Terrible:

  • Bat
  • Rat
  • Tim Burton-esque demon (that's his super powerful monster form)
  • Giant snake

Dr Madness:

  • Giant snake
  • wererat
  • Racoon
  • Tyranosaurus Rex

Captain Comedy:

  • Monkey
  • Lemur
  • Red Panda
  • Weregrinch (especially at xmas time)

Josh Belushi:

  • Panda
  • Werejosh (a member of the werebelushi family)
  • Lemur
  • Persian cat

Jade Belushi (his sister):

  • Werebelushi
  • Tigress
  • German Sheppard
  • Panda

Darth Rangoon:

  • Roger the alien from American Dad
  • Boa Constrictor
  • Snow leopard
  • Two Headed Dragon

Nigel Von Sinister:

  • Panther
  • Bat
  • Komodo Dragon
  • Werefox.

Lance Halloway aka Weremoose

  • Weremoose (that's his favourite)
  • Sully
  • Timon
  • Pumba
  • Goofy
  • Pluto
  • Beaver
  • Yoshi
  • Bowzer
  • Donkey Kong
  • Tauren
  • Pandaren
  • Orc
  • Two Headed Ogre
  • The Beast
  • Zebra
  • Reindeer
  • Gargoyle
  • Broadway (from Disney's Gargoyles cartoon)
  • Stitch
  • Bothan (from Star Wars)
  • Jar Jar (also from Star Wars)

Wednesday, 22 July 2009

Grinch transformation story

My brother and I are working on a weregrinch transformation story involving Jim Carrey. It's set around Christmas time. We are thinking of how we're going to write Jim's metamorphosis into a weregrinch. We are considering the following options:
  • American Werewolf In London style
  • Quick and painless
  • Slow and gradual

Let us know which one you would like us to put in.



Freaky Jay nightmares

I admit it, Annie Are You Okay's song parody about Jay Leno creeped the hell out of me- and I normally AM a big fan of Jay's and a close friend, but that song parody of hers gave me nightmares. I've had about 27 nightmares with Jay as the main antagonist in them in total and these ones are nightmares 12-14.

Jay Nightmare 12#:
Little Shop Of Horrors parody. Exactly like the film. Transformation scene is of Cartman into some sort of plantboy. Villain songs by Jay include "Feed Me" "Mean Green" and "Suppertime". Jay plays the Audrey II plant. My mom can be seen during the scene where the Audrey II plant eats the dentist. Has quite a few scary scenes. Quite a bit of blood is shown. Fortunately mom doesn't get eaten but there is a scene where the Audrey II plant tossess her around like a ragdoll.

Jay Nightmare 13#:
A rock opera themed one. It's a rock opera with me as the main character mom, Ratty, Piwi, dad and Troles have supporting roles in it, Kage and Jables make appearances in it alongside their dad's, and Jay plays the villain who is a vampire. Transformation scene is of me turning into a vampire after being bitten by Jay. Villain songs by Jay include "I Want Your Blood!" ""Tasty Blood", and "I'm Gonna Get Ya" - Tasty Blood has the same tune as the song Toxic Love (sung by Tim Curry as the voice of Hexxus in Ferngully). This one was very scary, especially the "I'm Gonna Get Ya" song sung by Jay, and also my transformation into a vampire, and the scene where she go up to Jay and he hissess at her. There is quite a lot of blood shown in this one. Mom doesn't die in this, but falls under Jay's spell and becomes his slave.

Jay Nightmare 14#:
A parody of the film Christine. In it, dad buys a new car, the car in particular resembles one of Jay's own cars- this one has dad as the title character. Jay provides the voice of the car. My dad thinks that his new car is great and so does mom but I think there's something weird about it. Turns out that the car is evil and a lethal killing machine. The villain song from Jay for this one is "Run Over You". Transformation scene is of mom turning into some sort of robot that can meld with machinery. Scary scenes including the evil car running people over. Mom doesn't die in this but does become a robot in one scene. There's not too much gore in it. This one scared me a lot.

Jay Nightmare 15#:
A homage to movies like Society and Monster Squad. Basically i'm wondering around the house really late at night, I walk into the living room and am freaked out to see that the Tonight Show is on tv, Jay's doing one of his monologue jokes, my dad's asleep and my mom is the only other person in the house who's awake at this hour, I try turning the volume down but nothing happen, I then try changing the channel try turning the tv off but no matter how much I try- Jay is still on the tv. So I turn werejohncandy and smash the tv with my super strength. I exit the room, but as I exit it- I hear Jay's voice taunting me, I get really scared, I then cry for him to stop but he doesn't listen and continues tormenting me. I run into my mom's bedroom, I turn back into my human form and tell mom that Jay is trying to get me, then Jay appears saying that he wants revenge on me for those "letters" i've sent him, I try to fight him off but then Jay hits me really hard with his chin. Then I undergo a painful American Werewolf style transformation into a wereleno- which is extremely horrible, I become evil and everything. The villain song Jay performs in this is "No Escape". The transformation scenes including 2 ones of the little Jay doll turning vampric and one extremely horrifying painful American Werewolf style one of me changing into a wereleno (it's really scary). Mom doesn't die in this but unfortunately she is her bedroom with me when I undergo my painful transformation of turning into a wereleno. This one is the scariest one i've ever had- the scene where I turn into an evil wereleno is very traumatizing, mainly because it's a homage to American Werewolf In London and the fact that it's a very painful transformation (I cry out "Help me! Please help me! Help me! No! No! I don't want to be a wereleno again! Help me! Heeeeeelp me! Nooooooooooooooo!" while in mid transformation into a wereleno and what makes it creepier is that my voice kind of changes from my normal voice to Jay's nasty nasally voice). That transformation sequence scared me to no end (the growing chin part was very horrible and painful). This nightmare is the one i'm most scared by the most, and this nightmare is the main reason why I'm sometimes freaked out by Jay. I've been having this one frequently and to this very day whenever I see Jay on tv or in pictures or anything like that I freak out.