Professor Rowan

I'd like to you introduce you to the latest villain in my monster world series,   he's a British werecat.


Description:

Professor Rowan Tiberius is a villain in the Monster World series and he is a werecat who works as a tutor at the University Nathan and his friends study at and always is a member of an evil werecreature clan.

Appearance:

In his human form he resembles Rowan Atkinson but with long hair,   he wears a black suit and tie and sensible shoes.   As a werecat he has black fur,  emerald green eyes with slits like a cats eyes,   long sharp claws on his fingers and toes,   pointed ears,   bushy eyebrows,   a black nose,   small tiger-like fangs,   whiskers,   a tail and a slightly wild looking mane.

Personality:

For the most part he appears to be rather charming and polite,  but that's because no one knows he is a werecat.      He also is rather cunning and crafty and can be quite mean at times.    He also sounds just like Rowan and has a great sense of humour.

Skills:

Like most werecats he has amazing cat-like agility and reflexes,   he is incredibly agile and not to mention strong and has very keen senses.    He also is quite intelligent as well as being cunning and crafty.    He can also turn into a small black cat to escape from his enemies.

Hobbies:

He doesn't have many hobbies but he does collect a lot of cat statues,   his lair in general has a cat inspired motif.     He also enjoys studying lycanthropy to some extent.

Accomplices:

He doesn't have many evil accomplices apart from fellow evil werecreature clan members,   surprisingly he is also a friend of Phillip the werepanther from the monster friends club.

Enemies:

His main arch enemies include anyone who tries to foil his plans as well as Nathan/Growler who he once tried to enlist but Nathan/Growler refused saying that he is a good weregrinch and always will be.

Background:

When Mr Harwood -   the regular tutor Nathan and his friends had caught a strange infectious disease which Ratty was to blame for it....     Professor Rowan was generous enough to offer to fill in as the replacement.    The class seemed to like him with the exception of Lithius the dogtanian,   and Nathan's friend Trevor who sneezed whenever he walked by.

No one really knew he was a werecat but Nathan's friend Kevin immediately began to suspect it after Professor Rowan hissed at Ratty in the manner of a cat.    Which explains why Trevor sneezed whenever he walked by -  because he was allergic to cats.

When Kevin tried telling his friends about this -  no one believed him except for Liam,  and not even Nathan himself believed it at first - because like most people in the class -  Nathan thought he was quite a charming guy.

That night while Nathan is on his way to visit his monster gang he is stopped by a small black cat - the black cat then shapeshifts back into Professor Rowan,    Nathan asks him what he's doing and Professor Rowan explains he is getting a midnight snack and points to the leftover food in the trashcan,   Nathan gets mad,  snarls and tells him to stay away from them as the trashcan is his and that it's off limits.  

Professor Rowan's eyes glow and become cat-like as he enters a fearsome attack position but Nathan grinches out becoming Growler the weregrinch and him becoming his werecat form and the two battle it out on the street for a few hours,   before Professor Rowan slinks off into the shadows and Growler follows him into the woods and they battle it out a few more times.    He tries using his stealth to ambush Growler but Growler leaps and karate kicks him -  knocking him right into the lake.

Professor Rowan gets slightly miffed as his fur gets wet and he tries licking it clean,   when he is done both of them return to human form and he explains his mission -  he is a member of an evil werecreature clan and has had his eye on Nathan for sometime,   he also knows Nathan is a weregrinch and offers him the chance to enlist.

But Nathan turns it down saying that he is a good weregrinch and always will be,   Professor Rowan turns into a black cat and slinks off into the night once more.

Place of residence:

He has his own lair which has a study and a very cat inspired motif,   including several cat statues and and a library with books all about lycanthropy including many stories about werecats.

Traits:

Like many werecats he will transform at full moon but he can transform voluntarily as well,   also since werecats are known for their intense jealousy -  he will start transforming partially when jealous -  which is signified by his eyes glowing emerald green and becoming cat-like.   He also hissess in a cat-like manner.    He often uses his cunning mind and stealth when hunting to ambush his enemies.

werecat family

Today i'm going to tell you about some of the newest arrivals in my monster world series,  they are a family of werecats from Britain.

Rowan:

Professor Rowan Tiberius is the husband of Samatha,  he is a tutor at the university Nathan goes to and studies lycanthropy.   He is a male werecat who resembles Rowan Atkinson but with long hair and sounds like him a little bit,   he is very charming and polite but also sly and cunning as well.   He is a member of an evil werecreature clan,  and once tried enlisting Nathan but Nathan turned into down.  As a werecat he has black fur,  black claws on his fingers and toes,  a long black tail,  pointed ears, emerald green cat-like eyes,  small tiger-like fangs,  a black nose, whiskers,  bushy eyebrows and a long but well groomed mane.   He mainly spends his time concocting cunning plans and researching lycanthropy as well as lounging around in the lair.    His hobbies including reading books on lycanthropy in the library and collecting cat statues.   Even though he is evil,  he is shown to actually be quite nice at times and is a dedicated father -  he's very protective of his daughter and his son and often spends time teaching them how to be a proper werecat.   The type of cat form he turns into escape from people who try to catch him is a black cat.

Samatha:

Rowan's wife,  she is a stage actress and is quite considerate and friendly but she doesn't always agree with her husband but goes along with his plans anyway.  In human form she has long brown hair and blue eyes as a fairly slim physique, as a werecat she has brownish fur,  claws much like Rowan's on her hands and feet,  slightly cat-like ears, yellow cat-like eyes that glow in the dark,  a short tail,  a wild looking mane,  fangs,  a black nose, whiskers and almost semi-feline features.   Most of the time she's seen taking part in stage productions and helping out.    The type of cat she turns into when she needs to get in places that are locked or otherwise is a tortouise-shell cat with splotches of white as well as brown.

Olivia:

The daughter of Rowan and Samatha,  she studies at the same university as Nathan and is rather spunky and classy.   In her human form she has straight blonde hair and brown eyes and has a rather sweet girl-next-door type appearance.   As a werecat she has tan fur,  light yellow cat-like eyes,  claws on her fingers and toes,  a rather long mane of hair,  slightly pointed cat-like ears,  small fangs, a short tail,  whiskers and a black nose and lips.   Most of the time she can been seen studying in the same dorm as Nathan and the others,  but she also enjoys reading monster world books.   She was once saved by Nathan at one point. The type of cat she turns into get out of a tricky situation is a tabby cat.  On occassion she and her brother do spend time learning how to be proper werecats with their father tutoring them.


William:

Olivia's older brother,  he is socially awkward and shy around females but is quite a gentleman.  In his human form he has straight black hair and brown eyes as well as a small goatee.   As a werecat he has black fur with white steaks, claws on his fingers and toes, a mane,  dark green cat-like eyes, pointed ears, tiger-like fangs,  slightly bushy eyebrows,  whiskers, and a black nose and a a long tail.  He spends most of his time exploring and making things.   The cat type he turns into escape out of an awkward situation is a black and white short hair cat.   He and Olivia sometimes spend time together learning to be proper werecats with their father being the tutor.

photomanip problem

I'd like to bring up something that trolls have been bothering me about ever since I got my own undeserved ED article,  it this is this photomanip here of a werejohncandy here.    Now the trolls have been bothering me about this particular manip saying that this werejohncandy has an arm where his so called penis should be,   which isn't even remotely true -   as you can clearly see -  the other arm isn't even located near said werejohncandy's crotch and you clearly see he is wearing pants and you know the hole where a man's penis goes -  well that's where his crotch is -    obviously these trolls who said that must have failed anatomy.   If you looked a little closer we could see that the other arm in the picture is exactly in the same position as where the right arm is,    it was difficult to do this seeing as I hard to use John Candy's arms,  paint the fur and claws on them,  as well as get rid of the two other arms that were present in the original photo (the original it was a photomanip Weremoose did of himself turning into Broadway from Disney's Gargoyles) as well as the tail and legs that were in the original photo along with the head and the wings.    On top of that i had to rotate both arms into the position that would sort of match the way the arms in the original picture were positioned  -  same goes for the legs and for the head -   in the original photo that is the photomanip of weremoose as Broadway he has his head held back as if he is roaring or yawning.     And that's the explanation behind that.

Also whoever said the arm being where the werejohncandy's willy should be is a bit stupid,  and they must have failed anatomy class.    Either that or said troll has been paying way too many visits to TVTropes.org and been visiting the Squick,  Freud was Right, and Body Horror entry pages almost every single day and night of their lives.       Which is probably what may have inspired Anon to do that awful story about me being turned into a penis-headed freak (or literal dickhead as I call it)  -  she must have taken a look at the Body Horror entry page and got inspired by one of the things mentioned in the film section,   I think it may have in fact been something from a David Cronenberg movie of sorts -   it may have been either Crash or Videodrome,   because in Videodrome there are a couple of scenes like that (like when Max's stomach becomes sort of like an organic VHS player which looks eerily similar to a vagina,  the penis drill scene,  and the gun that comes out of the tv).     Someone should have told Anon and the other trolls out there not to stay too long on tvtropes,  granted it is a funny website and very addictive but it can really mess you up in more ways than one -   oh well,    I guess it is too late for them.

Thank you for
 listening.

vampire movie marathon

I'm having a vampire themed marathon this week and it will mainly consist of 80's/90's/or 2000's vampire films, but no Twilight.

The movies i'm planning on watching are:

1. Fright Night
2. Lost Boys.
3. Once Bitten.
4. Innocent Blood.
5. Vampires Kiss.
6. From Dusk Till Dawn.
7. The Hunger.
8. My Best Friend Is A Vampire
9. Interview With A Vampire.
10. Blade.
11. Vampire In Brookyln.
12. Underworld.
13. 30 Days of Night.
14. Dracula 2000.
15. Van Helsing.
16. Dracula: Dead and Loving It.
17.   Monster Squad

Change for the better

It looks like things are finally going right for me,  not only have two of absolutely worst online enemies have been banned (EGY and Rents)  but i'm now fully able to enjoy myself without fear of trolls,   all of EGY and her other aliases if she had any others -  have been banned off deviantart and hopefully will not be returning,  also i seem to have come on pretty good terms with Kheperbleu and Midnight-oyl, both of which used to be enemies of mine.

The only way things could get better is if Metokur would got permanently shut down forever or if all of EGY's blogs on blogspot got deleted.

Also now that my neck cyst finally got rid of and my voice back to normal i feel just great,  the Yowie toys i found on trademe finally arrived -  turns out the sender got the address wrong.   My dad had to do a lot of outbidding on there in order to get them.

Plus i am starting work on a script i've been wanting to do -  it's called My Tutor the Werecat and the villain of the piece is a werecat named Professor Rowan Tiberius who looks a lot like Rowan Atkinson.   It's a 3 parter and i'm just starting work on part 1.

Despicable dvd

Yesterday i got the movie Despicable Me on dvd and i watched it last night and it was really enjoyable and fun,  every bit of it was entertaining.

Gru reminds me a bit of Rowan Atkinson especially in the way he moves,   and the Minions are really cute.   You should get this movie out,  it's really funny.

Plus for all those werewolf lovers out there -  there is a scene where Gru is shrinking the moon and one of the things we see is a werewolf turning back into his human form.

Plus the really cool thing is that the dvd came with a little Minion figurine,  which is adorable and the perfect thing to help make my army of minions.

I heavily suggested getting this movie out.

Transformation dreams

A lot of my dreams have a transformation theme and lots of tf scenes in them,   so here are just few of them.


The Tale Of The Daemon Ritus:

This one is inspired by the live action Scooby Doo movie,   the main protaganist in it is a young woman who discovers an item known as the Daemon ritus and awakens all the demons (resembling the ones from the film) after saying the demon chant in front of a mirror,   she becomes possessed and slowly starts turning evil and turning into a demoness -  and it's up to her lover and friend to find a way to turn her back to her normal self before it's too late.

The Tale Of The Vampire Bikers:

This is a Lost Boys inspired one featuring Vincent of my attic monster gang and his vampire biker gang, in it the city of Burbank has a major vampire problem so the mayor hires a vampire hunter named Hubert Van Helsing -  unfortunately this vampire hunter is a bumbling fool and doesn't know how to do his job right -  and Vincent and his gang easily manage to escape his rather flimsy traps and outwit him,    Vincent and Hubert do battle -   and Hubert gets bitten by Vincent and becomes a vampire himself.


Lord Of The Wererats:

This dream is based on a short screenplay i came up with,  it features a brother/sister duo who are wererats and happen to be rogues -   their evil arch enemy the wererat lord has his eye on an amulet which grants the wearer the power of mind control -  he plans on stealing it so he can become the most powerful wererat in the entire forest,   the duo have to find a way to protect the amulet so that he won't be able to steal it.

The Curse of Bat-Adder:

This dream is inspired by a Blackadder fanscript in which Blackadder is attacked by a werebat and starts turning into a were-bat himself,    and he has to try and find a cure before it's too late or he'll be a werebat forever,    other Blackadder characters that appear in this include Flashheart who plays a monster hunter.    This is also the inspiration behind the Bat-Adder incarnation i came up with.

The Grinch Costume:

A monster movie maniac buys a movie style grinch costume from Wacky Wally's costume store but doesn't believe him when Wally tells him the costume is magic -    he soon finds themself turning into an actual grinch as the costume merges with him.


Bart People:

This is one of the many Simpsons dreams i've had,  it is a segment for a treehouse of horror episode and is based on the Treehouse of horror comic of the same name.    On their return from Itchy and Scratchy land -    Bart is cursed to transform into a black panther and that if he is working with anyone else besides Lisa or Millhouse he involuntarily transforms and goes and wreaks havoc on the city of Springfield.    Lisa also becomes partially inflicted with the same curse and almost turns into one herself but playing jazz music helps her calm down and to control her instincts.    She uses this on Bart to subdue him -  but unlike the ending of the comic Bart doesn't taken to the show or put in the panther exihibit -  he learns to eventually control his transformations.... but also like the ending of the comic... it is revealed that some other residents of Springfield were also given the very same curse including Maggie who starts turning towards the end...  her eyes become emerald green with cat-like slits.

The Unwanted House Ghost:

A posh couple move in the house next door to my brother and i,   but what they don't know is that their house is actually haunted as they soon find out when a rather sadistic ghost decides to make it his buisness to try and scare them out of the house.     The Ghost possesess one of the servants and makes him attack the couple.   

Monster Fever on Spooky Island:

The rock band that Natalia and Trolse are in are invited to the famous holiday theme park Spooky Island by the owner Emile Mondavarious to perform a monster themed concert -   they accept the invitation but when they get to the island strange things start happening -    each member of the band slowly starts turning into a monster of sorts -   Trolse turns into a werewolf,   Natalia turns into a vampiress,   Jen turns into a gargoyle,  Mark turns into a zombie and Allen turns into a demon.    Rowan Atkinson guest stars as his character Emile Mondavarious from the Scooby Doo movie.

Attack Of The Teen werecat:

Tasmin Burville is the most diabolical 15 year old in town,   she also has a deep love of cats and is quite cat-like herself -   she starts transforming into a werecat and decides that she likes it and uses it to pull all sorts of dastardly tricks on people.

Blackadder Returns:

This is another Blackadder inspired dream,  it starts off with me getting ready to perform on stage in a play when i get a visitation from Mr Edmund Blackadder himself (in his Blackadder the third incarnation) who tells me that i am a long lost Blackadder descendant and that it's my destiny to be a cunning,  intellectual mastermind like the rest of the clan.    I start slowly becoming more and more Blackadder-like with each day - even start to look like him and sound like him -  my friends try numerous ways to try and get me back to my normal self but i dismiss them all,  eventually i am left with a choice -  either accept that it is my destiny to become a BlackAdder or get a change of heart and get back to my normal self and return to my friends,   eventually i decide that bad guys have more so fun so i accept my fate and my transformation into a full blown Blackadder member completes itself as i slink off into the shadows with my own Baldrick following closely.

Dan-Zilla:

Fans of the Godzilla movies would like this dream very much,   it's about my brother's pal Dan and his love of monsters -  one day while camping he falls into a radioactive lake and starts mutating into a large Godzilla-like monster similar to Tyranitor of my attic monster gang -   he wrestles with a gorilla monster and a giant squid creature.

Enter Toy-Master:

A supervillain by the name of the Toy-Master is transforming people into action figures,  plush animals or other toys.    The heroes have to work out a plan to stop him and once they do they go to his lair which is cleverly disguised as a Toys R Us store and work together to turn the people back to normal,  unfortunately during the final face-off one of their friends is transformed into a Mushabelly animal of sorts.    Luckily though he becomes a member of the Happy Me To You Mushabelly tribe at the end.


Werebear Of Oregon:

This one features a man who is a lot like Midnight-Oyl including having similar interests,   and he is infected with the Wocka wocka werebear curse (much like Fozzie in Muppet Monster Adventure) and is cursed to transform into a wocka-wocka Werebear every night,   and he tries numerous ways to find a cure for his condition but he fails most of the time,  in the end though he decides to pass the curse over to someone else.