Wednesday, 26 January 2011

photomanip problem

I'd like to bring up something that trolls have been bothering me about ever since I got my own undeserved ED article,  it this is this photomanip here of a werejohncandy here.    Now the trolls have been bothering me about this particular manip saying that this werejohncandy has an arm where his so called penis should be,   which isn't even remotely true -   as you can clearly see -  the other arm isn't even located near said werejohncandy's crotch and you clearly see he is wearing pants and you know the hole where a man's penis goes -  well that's where his crotch is -    obviously these trolls who said that must have failed anatomy.   If you looked a little closer we could see that the other arm in the picture is exactly in the same position as where the right arm is,    it was difficult to do this seeing as I hard to use John Candy's arms,  paint the fur and claws on them,  as well as get rid of the two other arms that were present in the original photo (the original it was a photomanip Weremoose did of himself turning into Broadway from Disney's Gargoyles) as well as the tail and legs that were in the original photo along with the head and the wings.    On top of that i had to rotate both arms into the position that would sort of match the way the arms in the original picture were positioned  -  same goes for the legs and for the head -   in the original photo that is the photomanip of weremoose as Broadway he has his head held back as if he is roaring or yawning.     And that's the explanation behind that.

Also whoever said the arm being where the werejohncandy's willy should be is a bit stupid,  and they must have failed anatomy class.    Either that or said troll has been paying way too many visits to TVTropes.org and been visiting the Squick,  Freud was Right, and Body Horror entry pages almost every single day and night of their lives.       Which is probably what may have inspired Anon to do that awful story about me being turned into a penis-headed freak (or literal dickhead as I call it)  -  she must have taken a look at the Body Horror entry page and got inspired by one of the things mentioned in the film section,   I think it may have in fact been something from a David Cronenberg movie of sorts -   it may have been either Crash or Videodrome,   because in Videodrome there are a couple of scenes like that (like when Max's stomach becomes sort of like an organic VHS player which looks eerily similar to a vagina,  the penis drill scene,  and the gun that comes out of the tv).     Someone should have told Anon and the other trolls out there not to stay too long on tvtropes,  granted it is a funny website and very addictive but it can really mess you up in more ways than one -   oh well,    I guess it is too late for them.

Thank you for
 listening.

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