Thursday, 16 July 2009

Michael Jackson tribute toons






We discovered this website called Sil's Michael Jackson Funatic Art Gallery. On this site are galleries of cute cartoons featuring caricatures of the late king of pop. We thought it would be
nice to share some of them.










This first one is called The Bloody. Michael is dressed in the posh red suit he wore in the Blood On The Dance Floor music video. My brother happens to own a suit like that one.



































This next one is called The Ghost's Beast. It's of Michael as the superghoul from Ghosts- he played 5 characters in total, the Maestro, The Mayor, the skeleton, the superghoul and the ghoul Mayor. Ghosts has to be our favourite MJ video. We like it when he turns into the superghoul. That's why we have the superghoul as one of the additional monsters for the monster morpher.


















































































































This one is called the MIB. And it's of Michael as Agent M in Men In Black II. If you are wondering what MIB stands for- it's Men In Black.














































This is called The Angel and it features Michael as an angel. It isn't lovely? We certainly think so.



Superhero film

We are producing a superhero film starring our friend Sam Leno. It's called Legend Of The Crimson Chin and features Sam Leno as the lantern jawed crime fighter known as the Crimson Chin. For those who aren't familar with his crimefighter he is voiced by Jay Leno on the Fairly Odd Parents. The Crimson Chin movie comes out next month.

Wednesday, 15 July 2009

Movies based on kiddie show movies

I read on Wikipedia that there's going to be a Fireman Sam movie. Now that's going to SUCK. And here's why, most movies based on kiddie shows REAAAALLLY SUCK.


  • Thunderbirds = big flop, nothing like the great show.
  • Thomas and the Magic Railroad = sucked. Worst movie of Alec Baldwin's career.
  • Dougal = Sucked. Some Magic Roundabout movie that was. Only good part was Tom Baker (Dr Who) as the voice of the bad wizard.

The Fireman Sam movie will deffenately = the worst movie in history. It will be a big flop, nobody will even want to see it.

Kiddie show movies that were actually good:

  • All the Power Rangers ones = Power Rangers rule so hard.
  • All the Pokemon ones = same.
  • Digimon the movie = same.
  • All Muppet ones = The best. Especially Treasure Island and Christmas Carol.
  • Ninja turtles movies = awesome in general.

Kiiddie show movies we've done that were more than good:

  • Biker Mice From Mars = very clever movie, we used animation and live action to make the movie. There was even a character based on Andria in there.
  • Beetleborgs the Movie = awesome movie, witih the original cast including Billy Forester who played Flabber.
  • Saban's Power Rangers Turbo VS Beetleborgs Metalix = again, awesome movie.
  • The Doizee Club movies = pure gold.

The upcoming Mystic Knights Of Tir Na Nog movie (which comes out the week after next) will = the most spectacular movie in history. It's kind of a Lord Of The Rings type of movie.


Movies I hate:

They are some movies we like and some we hate. We're going to tell you what they are.

  • Titanic

Now most people LOVE this movie, me and my friends on the other hand think it's a piece of crap. This movie was too long and boring for us. Leonardo DiCaprio is our least favourite actor. The movie nauseated me. And the song My Heart Will Go On is played way too damm much on radio stations. That's cruel and unusual punishment if you ask me.

  • All 3 high school musical movies

I honestly do not get why some kids actually like this lame franchise. None of the stars look in the least bit attractive and also it's completely unrealistic. They sing and dance ALL THE TIME for NO REASON. When I was in high school we NEVER did any of that. At the school me and my brother worked at for a while there were these teenagers who used to listen to the soundtrack from the first and second HSM movies ALL THE DAMM TIME during recess. It drove us insane. I swear, if I hear "We're All In This Together" , "Fabulous" "Bet On It" or "Breaking Free" one more time i'll go absolutely bat f*** insane.

  • Camp Rock

This movie was just a bland ripoff of School Of Rock. I don't even like The Jonas Brothers and I don't care for Demi Lovato either. If I hear another song from that movie I'll just lose my mind.

  • Jump In

Same reason why I hate High School Musical. Plus it's got that annoying black kid who has Carrot Top's hair style. In my opinion, Disney Channel's teen stars have NO TALENT at all.

  • Hannah Montana: The Movie

This is why I prefer the teen stars of Nickelodeon fame. Disney Channel's teen stars ALWAYS get stuck having to stupid kiddie fests. I HATE Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana, the only reason she is famous is because her father is Billy Ray. Now Nickelodeon's teen stars on the other hand manage to move on- take Josh Peck for example, he was in a great film called The Wackness.

  • Any Tom Hanks movie excluding Toy Story, Big, or Splash.

We hate Tom Hanks. Especially seeing as he plays the SAME GUY over and over again. In almost every movie he's in he's ALWAYS the moron. Forest Gump was okay but we didn't think it was that great. Mom on the other hand loves that movie- we got it on dvd for her as a present. We liked it when he did movies like Splash and Big and when he was the bully on that episode of Happy Days. Toy Story/Toy Story 2 was good as well (can't wait for the third one). We liked Splash because that had John Candy and Eugene Levy in it as well.

  • Wired

This movie was supposedly a biopic about John Belushi, but it was anything but that. The movie didn't make much sense to me and it wasn't that good. Michael Chiklis wasn't good as John Belushi in my opinion. I hope that they do a BETTER Belushi biopic and get someone like Jack Black or Jorge Garcia of Lost fame to play John Belushi.

  • Son Of The Mask

This is one of those Jim Carrey-less sequels to one of those classic Jim Carrey comedies. The Mask (1994) was like one of the best Jim Carrey comedies ever. This sequel didn't have Jim in it at all- and neither did Dumb and Dumberer and Evan Almighty. The film was a little too silly for my liking. Jamie Kennedy is NO Ji m Carrey let me tell you.

  • Blues Brothers 2000

This was supposedly the sequel to the Blues Brothers. But this one wasn't anything near as good as the original. The plot was too confusing. We like John Goodman but his character was not as cool as as John Belushi's character from the first film. Also, what was with that voodoo queen and her magic powers? The only good part of the film was the music. The movie itself sucked.

  • Ace Ventura Jr

Another Jim Carrey-less sequel. Ace Ventura was the role that made Jim Carrey a star. Ace Ventura 1 and 2 were genius, you've got to love it when Ace makes his butt talk. But this one isn't good at all. First of all, the kid playing Ace Jr looks more like he's a kid version of Chris Farley. The story doesn't make sense.

  • Barney's Great Adventure

I hate Barney but this movie made it worse. Barney is so annoying. The movie made absolutely no sense and it was all too cute for my liking. Plus Barney is WAY ANNOYING. If I ever hear the "I Love You" Song again I will go insane.

Tuesday, 14 July 2009

Evil Dead Wing






Our friend Sam "Chinstar" Leno got a new part time job working at the local S-Mart. And guess what? He's in the Housewares department. He'll even give you the Army Of Darkness tour including where the guns are kept. Also we have opened up the Evil Dead/Army Of Darkness wing of our Masters Of Horrror wing of the museum. Rides include the Evil Dead dark ride, the new rollercoaster Ride Of The Dammed, and the Army Of Darkness Experience. Attractions include the Evil Dead stunt show starring Chinstar as Ash, the Zombie Parade March where you get to take part in a very special zombie march, and the castle tour. There's also a great gift store with lots of Evil Dead/Army Of Darkness merchandise including the Ash Mushabelly.
A little known fact about me and my brother is that we sometimes take part in the annual zombie walk each year. Sometimes it can be very hard to spot us. Our zombie costumes are the most realistic ones- that's because we turned ourselves into Deadites with the help of our Monster Morpher machine. Chinstar took part in the last one but he wasn't in costume as a zombie, he was dressed as Ash from the Evil Dead films.

Jim Carrey



My brother and I are huge fans of Jim Carrey. He's also Captain Comedy's favourite comedian too. He's very underated as a funnyman in my opinion. He's rather good. We especially like him in Ace Ventura, The Mask, Lemony Snicket, The Grinch, Liar Liar, Dumb and Dumber and Bruce Almighty. We also love him as Andy Kaufman in Man On The Moon. The Cable Guy is another great film of his. Our friend Captain Comedy looks a lot like him.

Jim's quite a talented guy. You should hear him sing, it's pretty good.

Monday, 13 July 2009

Werekatt's photomanips












It's us again, with more photomanips courtesy of werekatt












We may have been wrong about the first two cat girls (the two tigressess), but this one deffenately has Andria's hair and her eyes.


























This bat girl one reminds us of our third cousin Natalia, who is a musician of some kind and also a bit of a goth chick. She's a very nice girl despite her darp desposition.














This monkeygirl is adorable. I wonder if she can dance. I love those wings though.














I just love the expression on this one. The claws look great and the blood looks great too.