Grinchiness

Captain Comedy was bitten by Jim Carrey during Christmas of 2000 and now every full moon night he turns into a weregrinch. I've been a weregrinch myself. I only turn into one at Christmas though. I also unfortunately change into Jim Carrey at absolutely random moments thanks to the Jekyll/Hyde elixir I made.

Now there's been a lot of talk about the transformation always being painful but for some reason he never seems to be phased by it, his transformations are quite cool to see. In his weregrinch form he looks just like Jim Carrey as the grinch except with cute little fangs, a long mane, pointed ears, he also has razor sharp claws which are longer than the ones werewolves have because grinch claws are rather long and black , he also doesn't have the sean connery accent the one in the film had- he has Jim Carrey's regular voice and he sometimes growls a little,and he's really great at scaring people. He can actually do the "claw" (you know that trick Jim did in Liar Liar? Raaar, here comes the claw, it's going to get you, grrrrrr!) by turning his left hand into a hairy grinch hand with black clawed fingernails. The glowing yellow eyes kind of help him to see in the dark. He actually likes being a weregrinch, so much so that he's become even more grinch-like every night. The guy who usually comes by to collect our garbage never goes around that route because he is now scared of him. Also, there's been a great shortage of mall santas around Christmas because of this- Darwin turns into his weregrinch form and maims them. There's a beware of grinch sign on the front lawn of his house.

You don't want to tick him off, anyone who does is reported missing the next day- sometimes presumed dead.