Thursday, 15 October 2009

Grinchy weregrinch facts.

Grinchy facts:

  • A female weregrinch is sometimes refered to as a shegrinch. They look almost EXACTLY the same as a male weregrinch except they have a much longer mane, their eyes are kind of slitted like a cats (but they still retain the exact same colour the males have) and their lips are darker.
  • Weregrinches do not howl like werewolves do but they do roar, growl or on some occassions hiss like a vampire or werecat.
  • Most weregrinches are garbage gormands which means they eat trash, glass bottles and anything else that can be found at the dump- but this only applies to the more wild subtype. The more domesticated kind are quite fond of human food.
  • There are more than one species of grinch, there are other 10 different subspecies including weregrinch, vampire grinch, and even God Grinch.
  • Grinches in general are not good or evil but they are in fact neutral.
  • Contrary to what people believe, grinches are not at all stingy, mean or evil...they are actually quite charming, caring and likable.
  • Also contrary to what people believe, grinches are not all vicious or monster-like neither do they eat the flesh of innocent Whos or humans, they also don't have termite infested teeth nor do they do hate Christmas or any other holiday for that matter. Those are just rumours made up to scare people.
  • Grinches belong to the same family as the Yeti or Sasquatch. They also have a lot in common.
  • Although the most common place for most grinches to be spotted is usually in a cave up on a mountain, some more domesticated ones live in a forest or city.
  • Wild grinches also tend to be Chaotic Evil while the more domesticated ones are neutral but most of the time lawful good.

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