Friday, 20 November 2009

Tyrone's Book

Our friend Tyrone The Terrible just released a book called How To Be A Villain. It's a How To guide on how to be a villain. It's full of facts and figures about the evil lifestyle and tips such as how to write your own villain song, how to build a doomsday device and how to look imtimidating. He also his own autobiography called The Life Of An Evil Genius. It's a humourous look at his past and present. With a foreword by Jeff Goldblum. He also has a cd called Evil But Entertaining Villain Songs.

Things you'll learn how to do from How To Be A Villain:


Build a doomsday device.
Look imtimidating.
Trick your arch nemesis.
Pull off a showstopping villain song number.
Turn into a big, extremely powerful monster.
Sneer and laugh maniacally.
Use mind control.
Fool your friends and foes via the art of disguise.
Torture your annoying siblings.
Build a giant robot.
Rule your own empire.

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