He is currently in Japan helping the Japanese goverment solve their giant monster problem . Apparently Titanasaur, a giant red and black firebreathing dino and Godzilla Expy has woken up from it's long sleep and emerged out of his volcano lair to wreak havoc on Tokyo.
I would have offered to help but us werejohncandies don't grow any bigger than 300lbs.
And besides i'm slowly becoming more and more of a werejohncandy each and every night.
As for my dad? He's a highly respected federal judge who has put terrorists behind bars for life and has given death sentences to cop-killers, and yes, more terrorists. He should do the same with Airdna, but she has converted to Judaism and taken up residence and citizenship in Israel, where she received diplomatic immunity due to the religion she converted to.
ReplyDeleteYour dad sounds exciting too.
ReplyDeleteOur dad's an indiana jones style adventurer.