School days

School basically is PRISON for children, I mean those poor children have to endure class after class of horrible torturous lessons. The worse has to be PE class, it's like Survivor except much scarier. Then again there is Jump Jam which IS torture, they make the kids dance to some hideously out-dated pop music and copy the dance moves of their so called "leader". The instructor/leader mr Scott Irvine must be pure evil. It seems to me that a certain witch-like school prinicpal whose name is Hitchpzup Srm spelt backwards is trying a little bit too hard...she made up all those bogus rules and makes the students follow them, she's a real tyrant. The only thing worse from Jump Jam are those ridiculous school productions they make the kids take part in- the drama teacher Carl is in fact the WORST producer me and my brother have ever had the misfortune of working with. He RUINED a perfectly good screenplay of ours- we wanted the play about Egypt to be an action adventure movie but then he had to ruin it by changing the screenplay and turning it into a stupid, sappy musical. Damm that Carl! Damm him to hell! We were absolutely horrified when we saw it on stage- it was absolutely horrendous. Luckily we made a film adaptation but we got rid of the sappy musical element and made it more like Army Of Darkness, we even made the leader of the good guy army look like Bruce Campbell. Also, Mrs Heidi Courtsee was a total nutcase, she thought EVERYTHING we did was negative. She was ALWAYS complaining. She should see a psycheratrist or maybe someone like Oprah or Dr Phil. I think that teachers are NOT human at all- I think they're aliens. The school prinicpal was obviously a witch and that teacher aid Carol Selling was obviously related to the Crypt Keeper because she looks just like him.