Here is the first part of our 3 part fantasy story Airdna On The Loose.
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It was a hot bright sunny day, my brother and I were playing our favourite adventure game Happy Valley Tales.
"Looks like everything is fine and dandy." My brother said as he moved his game piece.
"Our werejohncandies are as happy as can be. Hey Chumsley how is it going down there?" I asked.
"Oh just fine, thanks for asking." Chumsley replied from across the other side of the board. "So far there's been absolutely NO sign of Mr Misery or his ilk and everything is peachy keen."
"Good. Keep up the good work guys." My brother told Chumsley.
"Will do." Chumsley said cheerfully.
"That's what I like to hear." I said.
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Meanwhile deep within the confines of the trailer park...that evil red headed, over the top diva Airdna was plotting her latest evil scheme..
"Ug! Get in here you big nincompoop!" She yelled.
"Coming your evilnessness." A voice replied.
Ug entered the room, Ug was a dimwitted greyish orc-like creature with big bat-like wings, scaly skin, ram-like horns, yellow eyes and blackish stripes on his stomach, shoulders, and tail.
"You yelled you evilnessness?" Ug inquired.
"Yes I did. As you know, my attempts at trying to ruin Nathan F's reputation have always ended up being foiled by that goody two shoes werejohncandy Chumsley and his family and friends including that so called girlfriend of his. But now I have thought of the perfect plan. I shall invade the Happy Valley realm. If you can't beat them, join them.." Airdna replied.
"That sounds like a good plan boss. But how are you going to do that?" Ug asked.
"Easy. Once i'm in there, i'll be transformed into one of them." She replied.
"Oh I see. Sounds like a most excellent plan." Ug stated.
Airdna got out her book of evil spells and recited a spell which opened up a portal to the Happy Valley realm..
She leaped into the portal and got transported to the Happy Valley...
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"Ah ha! Excellent. Now to make myself into one of these creatures. But how?" She thought. "I've got it!"
She then used her voice manipulation spell..
"I'm a sad, lost little girl. I have no friends and i need a hug." She cried, in her best little girl voice.
"Don't worry little girl. I'll hug you!" A cheerful John Candy-like voice exclaimed.
That voice was coming from none other than Chumsley, the happy go lucky werejohncandy.
"Here you go little girl. A nice big hug to make you feel better. Hug hug hug." Chumsley cooed as he gave her a hug.
"Ha ha! Fooled ya you big hairy oaf!" Airdna exclaimed as she chuckled evilly.
"Airdna! What are YOU doing here?' Chumsley shouted.
"Isn't it obvious? I've come here to invade this happy little valley." She retorted.
"Well i'm not going to let you!" Chumsley exclaimed. "You can't do that!"
"Oh yes I can!" She said with a sly look on her face.
She then sported an extremely creepy Cheshire cat grin that would give Jack Nicholson a run for his money.
She started to develop a warm feeling inside and suddenly became very hungry.. she knew that her transformation was going to take place..
Her shoes started to get increasingly tight as her feet started to grow larger from within them, her shoes burst at the seams to reveal that her feet had grown much larger, had sprouted brownish fur on them and had black clawed toenails.
Her hands started to change as brownish fur sprouted on her palms, her fingernails grew into long black claws as her hands grew larger and more like Chumsley's hands.
Her green blouse was beginning to get tight as her body began to expand to more John Candy-like proportions, the buttons struggled to stay on until they all popped off..
Her gold belt was begining to get tight as her belly started to grow, her belt burst off with a snap to make room for her growing tummy which had sprouted brownish fur..
Her blouse was getting tighter as she began to fatten and expand..
Then it ripped off her body to reveal her much larger frame and a large, round, furry tummy.
Her skirt was getting increasingly tight as her legs began to grow large and chunky and started developing brownish fur..
Then her skirt ripped to reveal her large, chunky, fur covered legs.
The last thing to change was her face as brownish fur started to sprout on it, her red hair stayed the same but grew longer and longer until it became a mane, her nose turned black, her eyebrows became bushy, her canine teeth grew into small fangs, her ears grew pointed, her eyes glowed an emerald greenish colour and her features morphed and become more like those of Cassie the female werejohncandy.
Her voice became more like Cassie's except a lot more evil sounding, when the transformation was completed- the now werejohncandyified Airdna roared..
"Raaaaaawr! Now this is power. A woman could get use to this." She exclaimed.
"You'll never get away with this plan of yours!" Chumsley shouted.
"Oh but I will...thanks for the hug. See ya later big boy, i've got some invading to do." She replied. Then she laughed evilly..."Muwahahaha!" and disappeared.
"Oh no. This is terrible. I better warn all the others about this!" Chumsley murmured.
Chumsley stood ontop of the hill and roared..
"Raaaaaawr!"
All the other werejohncandies stopped what they were doing and flocked to the top of the hills..
"What is it Chumsley? What's going on?" Cassie asked.
"I have bad news for you all. Airdna is on the loose, she plans on invading our happy home." He replied.
"That is terrible. What shall we do?" Terry asked.
"We must warn our friends about this threat including our good pal Dr M." Chumsley replied.
To be continued...
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