Villain Sucks

Here is a Villain Sucks song about Rennets of Slapstich Anarchy.


Mr Rennets is a cruel insensitive jerk.
His website is a web of lies..
He's evil and mean.
He has no heart or soul.
He'll make fun of anyone.
He'll ruin your life.
He's worse than TVTropes or Encylopedia Dramatica.
He's more ruthless than Hitler and dumber than Bush.
He makes Perez Hilton's blog look like a masterpiece
He is a prick and a meanie and he should rot in hell.
Nobody gives a damm about what he thinks.
He makes up nasty rumours about you..
Then makes you the butt of his jokes..
He makes Seltzer And Friedberg look like geniuses..
He has no sense of style..
He has no sex appeal..
He has no heart or soul..
He's mean, he's bitter, cruel, evil and nasty.
He is the nastiest man on the web..
He makes Simon Cowell seem polite by comparision.
Don't go on his site or he'll rip you to shreds...

He's a villain and he sucks...
So that is why i am singing this villain sucks song about him..
He's a villain and he sucks..
He's a villain and he sucks..
Which is why i'm singing this song about him.