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This is one of our latest Tales From The Web,  in this tale a man who hates werejohncandies gets what he deserves when he's turned into one himself by Cassie and Chumsley.


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A man named Gump Forrester or as he was known on his DA profile JohnCandyWerewulvsSuk was posting line after line of the same insulting comment on Nathan's DA page.




He was very, rude, bitter and selfish, he had the brain of a worm, the eyes of a vulture, the temper of a bull, and the tender sweetness of a seasick aligator.



One night while he was about to type up even more insulting comments, he heard a sound coming from the other side of the room.



"What the hell was that?" He murmured.



He turned around and saw two large, jolly almost John Candy-like creatures standing behind me, both of them were 6'2 and weighed 300lbs, they were covered in thick brownish fur, had small cute fangs, both had a long mane, glowing green eyes, claws, bushy eyebrows and pointed ears.



"Are you Gump Forrester?" The first one inquired.



"Yes. But who the hell are you?" He responded.



"Oh silly me. Where are my manners? My name is Chumsley the werejohcandy, and this is my girlfriend Cassie." The first one said, chuckling in a very JC-like manner.



"We hear you've been giving our friend a hard time." Cassie added.



"You guys can't be real. You don't exist." The man retorted.



"Actually we ARE real and we do exist. More importantly we are here to teach you a lesson." Chumsley responded, smiling.



"Look I don't care what you are or why you're here in my basement." The man retorted.



"Correction, it's YOUR PARENTS basement. You apparently have no real life of your own, all you do all day is make insulting comments on our friend's DA page." Cassie cooed.



"So? Why should you care? You don't look like the technology type!" He retorted.



"True. But we know a terrible person when we see one. And you are a terrible person. You're mean to our friend Nathan, you make fun of him, you post insulting comments on his DA page, and furthermore you make numerous insulting references to werejohcandies." Chumsley told him. "Such rudeness will not be tolerated."



"Indeed. And we're not leaving until we give you what you deserve." Cassie added.



"Oooh, i'm scared. What are you going to do, hug me to death?" The man retorted.



"Oh i've got something much better in mind." He responded.



And with that Chumsley clicked his fingers and a beam of light blasted Gump, blinding him for a few seconds.



"What the hell was that for?" He exclaimed.



He began to feel rather itchy as thick brownish fur began to spread all over his body, his body also growing to the same proportions as Chumsley and Cassie causing his clothes to tighten then burst at the seams..



"What's happening to me?" He cried.



"Well since you claim to hate werejohncandies so much. The ideal punishment for you would be that you get turned INTO one." Cassie responded, smiling.



"But I don't want to be a retarded werejohcandy." He cried.



"Too late, your transformation is only begining." Chumsley responded.



The man screamed in horror as the transformation continued, as he developed claws, small cute fangs, a long mane, a black nose and more john candy-like features..



"No, this can't be happening. Please stop...please stop...please stop!" He cried.



But his cries were in vain as his voice slowly became more John Candy-like, he tried to cry out so more but all that came out were a series of jolly roaring sounds.



When the transformation was completed he was no longer a man, but a 6'2, 300lb werejc like Cassie and Chumsley.



"This isn't fair! Change me back!" He yelled.



"Ah ah ah. No can do. You deserve it for the way you've been treating Nathan. Speaking of which, our job here is done - and we must return to him and tell him that another online pest has been taken care of." Cassie cooed.



"What? And leave me like THIS? My parents are going to go batshit insane when they see me like this!" He exclaimed.



"I'm sorry, it's too late. And you deserve to be stuck this way. You should stopped your trolling when you had the chance." Chumsley explained. "You should have known better than to hurtful things about our friend like that and you should have known better than to write insulting things about our kind."



"I said i'm sorry." The man retorted.



"But it wasn't enough." Chumsley sighed, shaking his head.



And with that Chumsley and Cassie went on home back to Nathan to tell him the good news.



As for Gump, he spent his next several years as a werejohncandy, then later moved to the Happy Valley and had his name changed to Donnie the werejohncandy.





Remember, don't say insulting things to werejohncandies or be a werejc hater, because they'll be dire consequences if you do.