Seinfeld Interactive Cuddle Pals

So, what's the deal with these misleading toy adverts? I saw a commercial for a Buzz Lightyear type action toy and it showed that the toy can fly, but then at the end of the commercial it has "not a flying toy" on the bottom of the screen and yet there's an image of the toy in mid flight. I mean almost EVERY Buzz Lightyear toy i've seen and played with has the pop-up wings but can't doing the flying things, what bugs me even more is that the wings are easily breakable and always snap off. I would like a Buzz Lightyear that actually DOES fly and has wings that are nice and sturdy and unbreakable. Is that too much to ask for?

The reason for the rather Seinfeldian riff above is because we're about to tell you about our Seinfeld Interactive Cuddle Pals. These cute, entertaining, and hillarious toys feature the likeness of the characters from the show and also say classic lines from the show as well. They are...

• Jerry
• George
• Elaine
• Kramer
• Puddy
• Newman
• Jerry's parents.
• Uncle Leo
• George's parents.
• Soup Nazi.

We also have some playsets to go with them such as:

• Deli cafe playset.
• Jerry's apartment.
• Soup kitchen.
• The comedy club where Jerry does his stand up routine.

We also have a couple of special Jerry Seinfeld cuddle buddies and they are:

• Jerry dressed as Elvis.
• Jerry as the Tin-Man (from the Wizard Of Oz parody cover)
• Barry B. Benson (Bee Movie)
• Bee Suit Jerry (from the Bee Movie promo)

We also have talking ones too like:

• Jokin Jerry (this talking Jerry Seinfeld plush tells jokes and reads from the childrens book Halloween, he also recites several of Jerry's comedy routines)
• Fly Boy Barry (this toy of Barry B. Benson says lines from Bee Movie, also makes buzzy noises and also flies)

We also have a few cute toys of Barry from Bee Movie and they are:

• the Barry cuddle buddy.
• Fly Boy Barry talking plush (see above)
• Dress Up Fun Barry talking toy (comes with various different outfits for him to wear, the outfits are the same ones he wears in the video game)

Best Christmas Ever

Last christmas was the best christmas ever for me and my brother. The people on Amiright thought that I would have a lousy one and that I would get coal in our stockings but...they thought wrong- Santa was unusually generous to us last year and gave us a beepload of presents. Among our gifts were various toys and collectibles and quite a few dvds and books- including all 9 new series of Seinfeld on dvd. And I have to say it was the best present we've ever been given- as me and my bro are both huge Seinfeld fanatics. We even named our first pet Jerry the bee after Jerry Seinfeld. Sadly Jerry the bee died a couple of years ago after he went splat against a truck window. We've mastered the art of seinfeldian conversation and are not afraid to talk Sein Language. It was the greatest christmas ever- or should we say festivus?