Doizee's show

We know that everyone loves the Doizee Club show and movies including Andria. The Doizee Club is much much different than most kiddie shows, it's unique. If you want to know why it is unique , have a seat and we'll tell you the reasons why.

The problem with most kiddie shows that try to pass themselves as "educational" is that they insult the viewer's attention span or IQ. Let's take Dora for example, I can live without her spouting..."To get through the forest we have to tiptoe. So stand up! Stand up please!" and I can also live without Barney and his irritating I Love You song. Let's face it, Sesame Street lost most of it's charm after Jim Henson passed away (r.i.p) but the muppets on the other hand didn't (heck, the muppets are STILL good) and Blues Clues was as dumb as it gets. The Doizee Club on the other hand actually is educational and teaches the viewers things that are actually useful.

Most kiddie shows are filled with stupid musical numbers. Barney and The Wiggles are probably the most notorious examples of this. The music we have for the Doizee Club is for the most part an original score. Doizee is quite a good singer and actress despite being a puppet ladybug. She sometimes lipsyncs just like Andy Kaufman did on SNL.

The characters in most kiddie shows never seem to be entertaining enough. Doizee on the other hand is so much more different than your typical kiddie show host/character. She may not be able to speak English but her skeals (squeals) and other funny sounds make up for it. Doizee's also quite a good singer and unlike her competition over in New Zealand (his name is Bumble, he's a bee) she is both entertaining and a good teacher. Sure she's a bit clumsy at times but that's just the way she is.

Most kiddie shows end up going stale after so many years of being on the air and the writers run out of ideas. The doizee club on the other hand doesn't, we keep the show fresh by adding new characters and storylines in each episode.
If you are a fan of The Doizee Club tv series you might be interested in joining the Doizee Club fan club, membership fees are reasonably priced, there's lots of activities and other stuff to do- plus there's special benefits that come from membership such as an all access pass to the clubhouse used in the show and movies as well as a tour of the studio we make all our shows and movies, as well as free VIP tickets to the Doizee Club Live stage show which will be comng to a town near you on Wednesday. You also get two exclusive tickets to our theme park/museum. You also get the Doizee Club Official Magazine which is full of cool stuff and each month you get a replica of a prop used from one of the films.

The Doizee Club

We know that everyone loves the Doizee Club show and movies including Andria. The Doizee Club is much much different than most kiddie shows, it's unique. If you want to know why it is unique , have a seat and we'll tell you the reasons why.

The problem with most kiddie shows that try to pass themselves as "educational" is that they insult the viewer's attention span or IQ. Let's take Dora for example, I can live without her spouting..."To get through the forest we have to tiptoe. So stand up! Stand up please!" and I can also live without Barney and his irritating I Love You song. Let's face it, Sesame Street lost most of it's charm after Jim Henson passed away (r.i.p) but the muppets on the other hand didn't (heck, the muppets are STILL good) and Blues Clues was as dumb as it gets. The Doizee Club on the other hand actually is educational and teaches the viewers things that are actually useful.

Most kiddie shows are filled with stupid musical numbers. Barney and The Wiggles are probably the most notorious examples of this. The music we have for the Doizee Club is for the most part an original score. Doizee is quite a good singer and actress despite being a puppet ladybug. She sometimes lipsyncs just like Andy Kaufman did on SNL.

The characters in most kiddie shows never seem to be entertaining enough. Doizee on the other hand is so much more different than your typical kiddie show host/character. She may not be able to speak English but her skeals (squeals) and other funny sounds make up for it. Doizee's also quite a good singer and unlike her competition over in New Zealand (his name is Bumble, he's a bee) she is both entertaining and a good teacher. Sure she's a bit clumsy at times but that's just the way she is.

Most kiddie shows end up going stale after so many years of being on the air and the writers run out of ideas. The doizee club on the other hand doesn't, we keep the show fresh by adding new characters and storylines in each episode.

If you are a fan of The Doizee Club tv series you might be interested in joining the Doizee Club fan club, membership fees are reasonably priced, there's lots of activities and other stuff to do- plus there's special benefits that come from membership such as an all access pass to the clubhouse used in the show and movies as well as a tour of the studio we make all our shows and movies, as well as free VIP tickets to the Doizee Club Live stage show which will be comng to a town near you on Wednesday. You also get two exclusive tickets to our theme park/museum. You also get the Doizee Club Official Magazine which is full of cool stuff and each month you get a replica of a prop used from one of the films.

Doizee

Many people love our tv series the Doizee Club. One fan in particular is our friend Andria. She really likes the tv show and the movies because they're not like most kiddie shows. So we're going to tell you all including her- why the Doizee Club is big in terms of popularity.

• The problem with most kiddie shows today is that they insult the viewer's iq or attention span. I can live without Dora spouting out..."To get through the forest we have to tip toe. So stand up! Stand up please." I can also live without Barney the dinosaur and that irritating song of his. Blues Clues was as dumb as it gets and that moron of a host Steve didn't help at all (the only time we ever did watch was when Joe was the host and that's because he looked a bit like Jim Carrey in the Truman Show) and Sesame Street lost it's touch way after Jim Henson died. The Doizee Club on the other hand doesn't, and the show actually IS educational and does teach children something- in fact it teaches them many things- and Doizee is quite a good teacher.
• Most kiddie shows tend to have stupid musical numbers in them- okay so the Backyardigans are pretty cute and Lazytown has it's charms but most of the kiddie shows we know of have these stupid musical numbers in them. The Doizee Club on the other hand doesn't and the music for the most half is an original score. Doizee is actually quite a good singer despite being a puppet ladybug. In fact she invented the Silly Doizee Dance.
• The characters in most kiddie shows aren't entertaining enough with the acception of Robbie Rotten from Lazytown and maybe ALL of the Backyardigans. The characters in the Doizee Club are very entertaining on the other hand especially Doizee. Even though she can't speak any English and mainly commuincates by squealing, skealing, giggling and making silly noises and no one understands what she says- she ALWAYS manages to get the message across. She's also a very good performer. Unlike her competition over in New Zealand who is a bee named Bumble (he lives in Kiwifruit Valley)- Doizee is both entertaining and appealing to all ages.
• Finally, another problem with most kiddie shows today is that they go stale after more than a few years of being on the air and the writers run out of ideas. The Doizee Club on the other hand doesn't, we keep the show fresh by adding new storylines and characters in each episode. And the best part is that none of the new characters we add in NEVER end up becoming annoying after a while.

Doizee loves to hear from her fans. She loves to get letters and emails from her various fans. On a couple of our earlier posts we've put up Doizee's address and email address. You can send her a fan letter to tell her how much you like her show or you can send one with suggestions for a topic in any future episodes.

Virtual Pets

In the 90's one of the biggest crazes was virtual pets, now they're making a huge comeback. Me and my brother have invented our own range of virtual pets. These ones are unique can interact with eachother, they also come with special passcodes.

• Virtual Villain

This exciting new breed of virtual pet allows you to look after your own Disney villain, there is a massive selection of Disney baddies to choose from, you start off with classic ones like Scar, Cruella, Gaston, Hades, and Maleficent and later on unlock newer ones like the Evil Emperor Zurg, Alameda Slim, John Silver and Yzma.

• HeroGotchi/VillainGotchi

This one gives you the opputonuity to adopt and look after your own superhero/supervillain. But the thing is you have to take extremely good care of them, if the hero one isn't looked after properly it turns into the Hulk, and if the villain one isn't looked after it becomes a brute. There are unlockable characters for each one, for the hero one there's Superman and for the villain one there's a mafia boss. Unfortunately these got recalled after an incident happened, what happened was that one of the hero ones someone had turned into Spawn and the villain one became Violator- the both of them got into a violent virtual battle.

• Millitary Koalas Virtual Squadron

This is the Millitary Koalas virtual pet. You can adopt and look after one of the Millitary Koalas. You start off with Sparky and Sparky Jr, Sidney, Nigel, Elvis, Cher, Blondie, and Elton, you later unlock Falco, Elton, Clark, Mozart, Beethoven and Madonna. Madonna is the most difficult one to look after.

• UltraPet

This unique breed of virtal pet allows you to look after a variety of different animals even mythical ones and exstinct ones such as dinosaurs. The werewolf is one of the ones you can unlock.

• Lemony Snicket Virtual Pal

This one allows you to look after the Baudelaire children from the Lemony Snicket books and movie. Other characters that you can unlock for this are Count Olaf and his acting troupe, Mr Poe, Aunt Josephine and Uncle Monty. You can also unlock various reptile friends for Uncle Monty to play with.

• Family Guy

The Family Guy virtual pet allows you to look after the Griffin Family from Family Guy. You can also unlock characters like Quagmire, Joe, Death, and Mayor West.

• King Of The Hill

Similar to the Family Guy only with characters from King Of The Hill.

• The Simpsons

Kind of like the Family Guy and King Of The Hill ones but with Simpson's characters.

• South Park

This one allows you to look after the kids from South Park. You can also unlock characters like Mr Mackey, Ned, Satan, Jesus, and Chef.

• MST3K

This one allows you to look after the bots from Mystery Science Theater 3000. You can also unlock Mike and Joel.

Seinfeld Interactive Cuddle Pals

So, what's the deal with these misleading toy adverts? I saw a commercial for a Buzz Lightyear type action toy and it showed that the toy can fly, but then at the end of the commercial it has "not a flying toy" on the bottom of the screen and yet there's an image of the toy in mid flight. I mean almost EVERY Buzz Lightyear toy i've seen and played with has the pop-up wings but can't doing the flying things, what bugs me even more is that the wings are easily breakable and always snap off. I would like a Buzz Lightyear that actually DOES fly and has wings that are nice and sturdy and unbreakable. Is that too much to ask for?

The reason for the rather Seinfeldian riff above is because we're about to tell you about our Seinfeld Interactive Cuddle Pals. These cute, entertaining, and hillarious toys feature the likeness of the characters from the show and also say classic lines from the show as well. They are...

• Jerry
• George
• Elaine
• Kramer
• Puddy
• Newman
• Jerry's parents.
• Uncle Leo
• George's parents.
• Soup Nazi.

We also have some playsets to go with them such as:

• Deli cafe playset.
• Jerry's apartment.
• Soup kitchen.
• The comedy club where Jerry does his stand up routine.

We also have a couple of special Jerry Seinfeld cuddle buddies and they are:

• Jerry dressed as Elvis.
• Jerry as the Tin-Man (from the Wizard Of Oz parody cover)
• Barry B. Benson (Bee Movie)
• Bee Suit Jerry (from the Bee Movie promo)

We also have talking ones too like:

• Jokin Jerry (this talking Jerry Seinfeld plush tells jokes and reads from the childrens book Halloween, he also recites several of Jerry's comedy routines)
• Fly Boy Barry (this toy of Barry B. Benson says lines from Bee Movie, also makes buzzy noises and also flies)

We also have a few cute toys of Barry from Bee Movie and they are:

• the Barry cuddle buddy.
• Fly Boy Barry talking plush (see above)
• Dress Up Fun Barry talking toy (comes with various different outfits for him to wear, the outfits are the same ones he wears in the video game)

Jay: A True Hero

Jay Leno will be leaving the Tonight Show next month and I for one am going to be very very sad and so is my brother. We are going to miss him so much. Jay's funny, charming and cool. We don't think the Tonight Show will ever be the same when Conan O Brian takes over. I hope NBC decides to keep Jay. It's going to be such sweet sorrow seeing him leave. He's a good friend of ours. Despite the numerous criticism people have been saying about him- he is a very nice guy. I had a blast playing him in Leno. It will be sad to see him go. There's no comic half as funny, perfect, he's a pure paragon. You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley and they'll tell you whose show they would rather be on. Jay's probably one of the only guys who has a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston (except for Bruce Campbell). Jay's our hero. Our good friend Sam Leno/Chinstar is a relative of his. Jay is the best, we love him. Everyone in my family loves him. If it wasn't for him our friend Chinstar wouldn't be the superhero he is today. Why, it was because of Jay that Chinstar got his powers. It happened in mid summer 2001, he was still known back then as reporter Sam Leno of our magazine The Weekly Scoop, he made an appearance on The Tonight Show one night, and he accidentally said something to offend Jay, Jay got mad and rammed him in the shoulder with his chin. Two days after that, Sam developed superpowers including some chin based ones and became the lantern jawed hero Chinstar. True story.

Jay may be leaving the show, but our cuddly wuddly pal Little Jay will be staying with us for a really long time. We're thinking of doing a second Little Jay toy sometime. This one will be the Wereleno version that roars and has light up eyes.

Rude Rat and Basil Brush

Need a laugh? Then you've got just the toys for you. Introducing Basil Brush and his friend Ratty The Rude Rat. Basil is soft and cuddly and tells really funny jokes and does his famous laugh, while Ratty says a plethora of rude things- in a comical Leutonian accent (his catchphrase: "Shut uppa ya face!").

Beanies We've Invented

We love to collect beanie babies. We've got quite an impressive collection of ty toys. We also have invented some beanies of our own.

Infamous Meanies series 3:

• Pamela Pandason.
• Anna Nicole Swine.
• Elvis Grizzly.
• Lionardo DiCaprio.
• Truman Coyote.
• Ratney Spears.
• Linsssssay Lizard.
• Beast Loaf.
• Keith Leopard.
• Jim Scary.

John Hughes Beanie Palz:

• Ferris Bueller.
• Neal Page
• Del Griffith.
• Duckie.
• Kevin (Home Alone).
• Buck Russell.
• Danny Muldoon.
• Breakfast club teens.
• Luc Dong Dong.

Igor Cuddle Buddies:

• Igor
• Dr Schadenfreude
• Dr Glickenstein
• King Malbert
• Brain
• Scamper
• Eva
• Heidi/Jackliyn
• Dr Schadenfreude's igor.
• Jeff the fly headed guy.
• Buzz Ovt.
• Karl Krystal.

SNL Beanie Friends:

• John Belushi
• Dan Akyroyd.
• Bill Murray.
• Gilda Radner.
• Chevy Chase.
• Lorraine Newman.
• Jane Curtin.
• Garett Morris.
• Chris Farley
• David Spade.
• Phil Hartman.
• Mike Myers.
• Dana Carvey.
• John Goodman.

SCTV Beanie Pals:

• John Candy
• Eugene Levy
• Andrea Martin.
• Catherine O Hara.
• Joe Flaherty.
• Dave Thomas.
• Rick Moranis.
• Martin Short.
• Tino Insana.

Special beanies:

• Grinchly the grinch (Xmas exclusive).
• DeVito the penguin.
• Puffy the pufferfish.
• Zombo the zombie (halloween exclusive).
• Toby the gremlin (halloween exclusive)
• Sirena the kitty.
• Drac the bat.
• Henry the two-headed dragon.

Amiright Beanie Friends:

• Andria the butterfly.
• Chucky the Amiright bear.
• Agrimorfee the turtle.
• DM (me) the wolf.
• DC (my brother) the fox.
• Ozzy (Master Of Oz) the koala.
• Chinstar the lion.
• Annie the songbird.
• Emi the dolphin.
• Joshy the bunny.
• Alvin the racoon.
• Sammy the possum.
• Tyrone the tyranosaurus.
• Tensu (TSB) the panda.
• Christie the puppy.

Camp Lazlo Story

Me and my brother have been working on a story based on the cartoon series Camp Lazlo.

The characters we've added to the story are:

• Jake (my character, a koala bean scout)
• Elwood (my brother's character, a koala bean scout)
• Karren (Andria's character, a panda bear squirell scout who is different than most of the other girls in her cabin)
• Andrew (Red Ant's character, an ant bean scout
• Joseph (Agrimorfee's character, a Chameleon bean scout)
• Buck (Chucky G's character, a hamster bean scout, named after the title character from the film Uncle Buck)
• Wolfgang (Sam Leno's character, a wolf bean scout)
• Charlie (Joshua Louis Belushi's character, a dog bean scout)
• Dusty (Chinstar's character, a lion bean scout)
• Bonzi (TSB's character, a gorilla bean scout)
• Kevin (AFW's character, a penguin bean scout)
• Marlon (Alvin's character, a cat bean scout)
• Bessie (Annie's character, a cow squirell scout)
• Catherine (EmiLoca's character, a racoon squirell scout)
• Lance (Weremoose's character, a moose bean scout, related to Scoutmaster Lumpus)
• Iggy (Wiggy's character, a kangaroo bean scout)
• Thomas (WereKatt's character, a cat bean scout)

Move Over Barbie, Here come the Koala Sisters.

We are proud to present to you our answer to the Spice Girls. We call them The Koala Sisters. 5 cute koalas with a lot in common: They're girls, they've got style, and they can dance and sing.

Introducing...The Koala Sisters!

Mel (the cute one)

Mel is the cute one, and she loves boys. Her interests include poetry, fashion, and boys. Her child-like innocence is what makes her so irriestible. She takes ballet lessons once a week. She's very delicate and likes boys for their good looks and charm.

Eucalpytus (the smart one)

Eucalpytus is a non-stop fountain of knowledge. She is the smart one afterall. Her interests include poetry, science, the arts and technology. She does yoga on a regular basis and is very into science. She likes boys just like Mel does except she likes boys who have the same hobbies as she does. She's the resident genius.

Beaut (the sexy one)

Beaut is the marsupial equivilent of Marliyn Monroe. She's sexy, classy, and not afraid to speak her mind. She studies martial arts, and can do a pretty damm good recreation of the water scene from Flashdance. She can also recreate the bed of roses scene from American Beauty.

Koowee (the fashionable one)

Koowee is a total fashion diva. She's into everything fashion related. She's always seen wearing the most fashionable clothes, and is always up on the latest trends. Koowee also has the best voice. She's a firm believer in the zen philiosohy and is the most likable member.





Matilda (the funny one)

Matilda is a screaming riot. She's the funniest marsupial you'll ever meet. She's always making jokes, wisecracks and humorous observation. If you're looking for laughs, then Matilda's the one to turn to.




They'll be coming to a concert arena near you soon.

But while you wait....relax and enjoy the hillarious antics of our resident idiot Sidney- the world's dumbest marsupial.

Jay Leno playtime friend

Everyone, we would like you to meet one of our most popular creations, Little Jay. Star of Tonight Show Kids and one of the most popular toys we've made.

Features your Jay Leno Playtime Friend has:

• The likeness and voice of Jay himself.
  


• Soft and cuddly.
  


• Comes with cute little biker gear and motorcycle.
  Has special "friend" sensors.
  


• Is interactive and comes with a remote.
  


• Has a variety of adorable Jayish functions.
  


• Tells jokes, stories, plays games, gives you interesting facts, and reads from If Roast Beef Could Fly and Leading With My Chin,
  
  Special modes your Jay Leno Playtime Friend has
  


• Play Mode (standard mode)
  


• Story Mode (he reads from Leading With My Chin and If Roast Beef Could Fly)
  


• Tonight Show Mode (It''s like a real tonight show experience)
  


• Interactive Mode (he interacts with you and some of the other jay toys)
  
  Games he plays:
  


• Imagine With Jay (a game where you can use your imagination to help Jay go on adventures)
  


• Around The Home Rally (You can have him take part in a race around your room with other toys)
  


• Catch Him If You Can (Jay zooms around on his motorcycle and you have to catch him)
  


• Chin-Up (See how many items Jay can balance on his big chin)
  


• Copy Cat (Do an action and Jay copies it)
  
  
  To turn him on simply press the Showtime button on the remote. Once he's been turned on he'll do the following things:
  He'll say "Hi there new friend I'm Jay." And then asks you to tell him all about yourself so he can get to know you better.
  He'll then look at you, blink for a minute and his special friend sensor (located in his chin) will detect you- after this he'll say..."You...You're my friend!".
  
  
  Things he likes:
  


• Cuddles
  


• You
  


• Chinrubs
  


• Motorcycles
  


• Meat
  


• Hugs.
  


• Playing.
  
  
  Commands on the remote:
  


• Showtime (Turns him on so you can play with him)
  


• Storytime (activates story mode)
  


• Play (activates the game selection)
  


• Sleepytime (Puts him in sleep mode, press once and he takes a nap, press twice and he falls asleep)

The Jay Leno Playtime Friend is a part of the Tonight Show toy range, also available are Iron Jay, Beyondo, Billy Tuttle and Mr Brain. You can also get the Jay's garage playset complete with toy cars and motorcycles.