Jeff Goldblum as Dracula

Me and my brother were big horror fans growing up, we loved watching movies like American Werewolf In London, Nightmare On Elm Street and Poultergiest. We used to watchTales From The Crypt on a regular basis (I got seasons 1, 5 and 7 on dvd for my birthday last year). But there's one thing that was too frightening for even our taste and that was the Goosebumps books by R.L Stine, they were supposed to be creepy I know but there was something a little too creepy about them, we used to be too scared to watch the tv series too. The episodes that scared us the most were Night Of The Living Dummy III, Werewolf Of Fever Swamp, One Day In Horrorland, An Old Story, The Haunted Mask, Calling A Creeps and The Girl Who Cried Monster. The one thing that bugged the hell out of us was why R.L Stine has that weird spot on his forehead, we never understood that. Yet again R.L Stine's overly calm demeanor was quite creepy in general especially when he was doing the host segments for The Haunted Mask/Haunted Mask 2, Night Of The Living Dummy III, A Night In Terror Tower and Werewolf Of Fever Swamp. Our old friend Kirsty used to have more than a few Goosebumps videos. And at one time had the cd rom Escape From Horrorland, not to mention she had all the books. One time when we were watching her play the game, we noticed that the bad guy you had to fight in vampire village looked familar. So early last week we went on the web to find out who he voiced this vampire and...believe it or not, we found out that the vampire was voiced by Jeff Goldlum of The Fly and Jurassic Park fame. I'm not kiding, he was the vampire in that Goosebumps game.

Here's a behind the scenes shot of Jeff:

Sizzling hot Gaston pics

We've got some sizzling hot photomanips of me as Gaston. There are so many of them that we couldn't decide on which ones to use. So here's just a few of our best ones.

To start off things off we have this one. I call it Working Up A Sweat.

This is called Gastonian Beauty and it pays homage to the famous bed of roses scene from American Beauty.

This is titled Cooling Off, it's a homage to that famous water scene from Flashdance.

This is our Splash homage titled Fish Out Of Water.

Move Over Barbie, Here come the Koala Sisters.

We are proud to present to you our answer to the Spice Girls. We call them The Koala Sisters. 5 cute koalas with a lot in common: They're girls, they've got style, and they can dance and sing.

Introducing...The Koala Sisters!

Mel (the cute one)

Mel is the cute one, and she loves boys. Her interests include poetry, fashion, and boys. Her child-like innocence is what makes her so irriestible. She takes ballet lessons once a week. She's very delicate and likes boys for their good looks and charm.

Eucalpytus (the smart one)

Eucalpytus is a non-stop fountain of knowledge. She is the smart one afterall. Her interests include poetry, science, the arts and technology. She does yoga on a regular basis and is very into science. She likes boys just like Mel does except she likes boys who have the same hobbies as she does. She's the resident genius.

Beaut (the sexy one)

Beaut is the marsupial equivilent of Marliyn Monroe. She's sexy, classy, and not afraid to speak her mind. She studies martial arts, and can do a pretty damm good recreation of the water scene from Flashdance. She can also recreate the bed of roses scene from American Beauty.

Koowee (the fashionable one)

Koowee is a total fashion diva. She's into everything fashion related. She's always seen wearing the most fashionable clothes, and is always up on the latest trends. Koowee also has the best voice. She's a firm believer in the zen philiosohy and is the most likable member.





Matilda (the funny one)

Matilda is a screaming riot. She's the funniest marsupial you'll ever meet. She's always making jokes, wisecracks and humorous observation. If you're looking for laughs, then Matilda's the one to turn to.




They'll be coming to a concert arena near you soon.

But while you wait....relax and enjoy the hillarious antics of our resident idiot Sidney- the world's dumbest marsupial.