character morphs

Here are lists of character TFs i've done of people turning into characters from tv and movies and such.

Character TFs:  Disney -    Heroes

1.  Phoebus (HOND).
2.  Hercules.
3. Adult Simba.
4. Basil (Basil the Great Mouse Detective)
5.  Beast.
6.  Prince Eric.
7.  Prince Naveen (frog form)

Character TFs:   Disney -  Sidekicks:

1.   Kronk.
2.  Louis The Aligator.
3.   Sebastian.
4.  Timon.
5.   Wilbur.
6.   Genie.
7.  Hugo.

Character TFs:   Disney - Villains:

1.  Gaston.
2.  Jafar.
3.  Pete.
4.  Professor Ratigan.
5.  Scar
6.  Shan Yu.
7.  Shere Kahn.

Character TFs:  Pixar 

1.  Buzz.
2. Woody.
3.  Francis.
4.  Mr Incredible.
5. Wall-E.
6.  Marlin.
7.  Remy.

Character TFs:   Dreamworks

1. Shrek.
2.  Puss In Boots.
3.  Po.
4.  Farquaad.
5. Tulio.
6.  Miguel.
7.  Roddy.
8.  Zee.
9.  Chip.
10.  Barry B. Benson.

Character TFs:  Marvel

1.  Wolverine.
2.  Beast.
3.  Spiderman.
4.  Hulk.
5.  The Thing.
6.  Sabertooth.
7.  Nightcrawler.

Character TFs:   Biker Mice

1.  Vinnie.
2. Modo.
3. Throttle.
4. Rimfire.
5. Stoker.
6.  Dr Catorkan.
7.  Ronaldo Rump.
8.  Catacylsm
9.  Limburger.
10.  Hairball.

Character TFs:   Universal

1.  Grinch (Jim Carrey version)
2.  Wolfman (original 40's version AND new remake version)
3.  Frankenstein.
4.  Dracula.
5. Despereaux.
6.   Van Helsing.
7.  T-Rex (Jurassic Park)

Character TFs:   Tim Burton

1.  Edward Scissorhands.
2. Beetlejuice.
3.  Jack Skellington.
4.  Ichabod Crane.
5.  Benjamin Barker/Sweeney Todd.
6. Willy Wonka.
7.  Joker (Jack Nicholson)

Character TFs:   Cult icons

1.  Freddy Krueger.
2. Jason Voorhees.
3. Chucky.
4. Ash Williams.
5. Snake Plitzkin.
6. Pinhead.
7.  Lord Of Darkness.
8.  Xenomorph.

Character TFs:  Nickelodeon

1.  Cat (of Catdog fame)
2.  Sandman (AYAOTD episode Tale Of The Final Wish)
3.  Crimson Chin.
4.   Patrick (Spongebob)
5.  Ren (Ren and Stimpy)
6.  Drake Parker (Drake and Josh)
7.  Josh Nichols (Drake and Josh)
8.  Julien (Penguins Of Madagascar)
9.  Vlad (Danny Phantom)
10.  Reptar (Rugrats)

Disney villain forms

Villaintrix villain forms (Black)
This one has 10 male Disney villains on it.

1. Scar
   
2. Ratigan
   
3. Gaston
   
4. Hades
   
5. Jafar
   
6. Pete
   
7. Hopper
   
8. John Silver
   
9. Shere Kahn.
   
10. Chernabog.
    

Villaintrix villain forms (Purple):

This one has 10 female Disney villains on it.

1. Cruella De Vil
   
2. The Queen/Witch.
   
3. Ursula
   
4. Morgana
   
5. Narissa
   
6. Maleficent
   
7. Madam Mim
   
8. Yzma.
   
9. Zira
   
10. Casa De Spell

Tyrone's books and toys

Our friend Tyrone The Terrible is a professional supervillain, he is also an actor, and writer. He has writen the various villain songs for our animated films and our stage productions. And he's good friends with Tim Curry (you know him as Dr Frank N Furter in Rocky Horror Picture Show) and in fact it was his idea to have him do the voice of the sinister yet charming dropbear Morlock in the rock opera episode of Millitary Koalas as well as in the movie. We had a blast working with him too. Morlock is the most popular male villain in the Millitary Koalas cartoon, the most popular female villain happens to be Spiderella- she's the spiderlady who's half woman half spider.

Books he's written:

• A Day In The Life Of An Evil Genius

This is his autobiography, it tells you all you need to know about him, it also mentions several historic moments that happened in his life such as when he sucessfully created a working doomsday device.

• How To Be A Villain
  

This is a humourous how to guide he's written, it's full of useful and entertaining stuff on how to be a bad guy such as how to perform your own Villain Song and how to build your own lair.

Evil toys he's invented:

• Monstrosibeanies

These are special beanies that are alive and can become rather monstrous at night. Some of their "Monster" alterego names are parodies of famous horror icons such as Teddy Krueger (freddy parody, he's a bear with a fedora, clawed gloves, and a striped sweater)

• Custom Made Voodoo Dolls

These are special voodoo dolls you can make yourself, and you can model them after someone you hate like your arch enemy or your boss.

• Doomsday Device construction kit.

This is a special kit you can use to build your own working Doomsday Device, it has all the essential things you need and an instruction booklet.

• Villaintrix (Black)

This is a Ben 10 style watch that allows you to morph into one of 10 Disney villains and they are:

1. Scar
2. Ratigan
3. Gaston
4. Hades
5. Jafar
6. Pete
7. Hopper
8. John Silver
9. Shere Kahn.
10. Chernabog.

• Villaintrix (Purple)

Same as the one above except this one is for girls and can turn them into one of 10 Disney villainessess and they are:

1. Cruella De Vil
2. The Queen/Witch.
3. Ursula
4. Morgana
5. Narissa
6. Maleficent
7. Madam Mim
8. Yzma.
9. Zira
10. Casa De Spell

All of those above mentioned toys are available in toy stores and can also be found at yard sales and second hand stores. A word of caution to those who want to use the Villaintrix, once you've selected a Disney villain/villainess to turn into and you've turned into them, you can only stay in that form for 10 minutes then the watch times out afterwards- the reason why this is to prevent the personality of the villain/villainess from taking over you.

Also you have to be really careful where you do it. But other than that both of them are a lot of fun to use, you can use them to mess with people's heads or to freak them out. Of course you would have to a bad guy yourself in order to own them but even if you're not you can still have fun with them.

How To Be A Good Gaston Fan

We present to you, lessons on how to be a Gastonian courtesy of our friends at bittersweet and strange.

#1: Never say something bad about Gaston when he’s in the room.
#1a: If you do say something bad about him, make sure none of his fans are around (they are such telltales!).
#2: When speaking to Gaston, use words of two syllables or less.
#3: Praise Gaston every other sentence.
#4: Do not talk about yourself at all when you are speaking to him.
#5: Show much interest in his hunting stories.
#6: Do whatever he tells you to do, without asking.
#7: If you are a woman, drool incessantly over him in his presence:
#8: If you are a woman, don’t read, but massage his feet.
#9: Don’t confuse him.
#10: Never mention you are better in something than Gaston (not even reading).
#11: Ask him to lift something heavy, flex his muscles or even if you can feel his muscles.
12. If you HAVE to turn down his proposal, figure out a way to do it that does not publicly humiliate him.
13. If you do follow Gaston around, make sure you have a mirror handy so that he can always keep himself as the perfect paragon he is.
14. Ask him how he keeps himself so devastingly handsome and what his daily regimen is to stay in such a flawless and gorgeous but very manly shape.
15. Be prepared to listen attentively to him as he rambles on and on incessantly about himself.
16. Should you get bored as he's talking about himself, never let him see that.
17. Never make Gaston angry. If you do, duck or get out of the way quickly !
18. Never disagree with him on anything.
19. If you are his rival for a girl's affections, DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON HIM!
20. If your birthday is close, keep in mind the one present he might remember to give you is a portrait_ of himself.
21. Like Death, Gaston should never be challenged to a game of chess. It might be dangerous for your health.
22. Help keep up Gaston's self esteem by telling him how gorgeous he looks... and stand him next to Lefou to accentuate this point!
23. Whenever he's down in the dumps, cheer him up with a rousing rendition of the Gaston song.
24. Never ever challenge him to a wrestling match, you will be sorry if you do.25. Never ever refer to him as vain, arrogant, or boastful. And never ever sing the song You're So Vain when in his presence (don't even think about it, and don't even consider humming it).
26. If you get the chance, ask him for an autograph.
27. Never ever say no to him.
28. Praise him at all times.
29. Never say there's anyone better than him.
30. Look up to him at all times and idolise him.
31. If you are the one person who can tolerate him for more than 10 seconds, you should hold on to him like grim death (which is not too far off btw)

Our favourite Bruce Campbell one liners

As we mentioned before we really like Bruce Campbell. We especially like him in Bubba HoTep, Army Of Darkness and the Evil Dead movies.

Here are our favourite lines of his:

• "Hail to the king baby"
• "Groovy"
• "I'LL SHALLOW YOUR SOUL!".
• "Good, bad, i'm the guy with the gun."
• "See this? This is my BOOMSTICK!"
• "Alright you primitive screwheads listen up!"
• 'I've got news for you, pal. You ain't leaving but two things right now, Jack and s***t and Jack left town".
• "Come Get Some"
• "Give me some sugar baby"
• Yo, sheb***h, let's go"
• "Honey, you got real ugly"

Bruce Campbell is one of our favourite actors. He's awesome. Ash is probably the coolest movie hero ever. In lots of ways Ash is kind of like Gaston.

Sizzling hot Gaston pics

We've got some sizzling hot photomanips of me as Gaston. There are so many of them that we couldn't decide on which ones to use. So here's just a few of our best ones.

To start off things off we have this one. I call it Working Up A Sweat.

This is called Gastonian Beauty and it pays homage to the famous bed of roses scene from American Beauty.

This is titled Cooling Off, it's a homage to that famous water scene from Flashdance.

This is our Splash homage titled Fish Out Of Water.

Gastonian Lessons

We present to you, lessons on how to be a Gastonian courtesy of our friends at bittersweet and strange.

• #1: Never say something bad about Gaston when he’s in the room.
• #1a: If you do say something bad about him, make sure none of his fans are around (they are such telltales!).
• #2: When speaking to Gaston, use words of two syllables or less.
• #3: Praise Gaston every other sentence.
• #4: Do not talk about yourself at all when you are speaking to him.
• #5: Show much interest in his hunting stories.
• #6: Do whatever he tells you to do, without asking.
• #7: If you are a woman, drool incessantly over him in his presence:
• #8: If you are a woman, don’t read, but massage his feet.
• #9: Don’t confuse him.
• #10: Never mention you are better in something than Gaston (not even reading).
• #11: Ask him to lift something heavy, flex his muscles or even if you can feel his muscles.
• 12. If you HAVE to turn down his proposal, figure out a way to do it that does not publicly humiliate him.
• 13. If you do follow Gaston around, make sure you have a mirror handy so that he can always keep himself as the perfect paragon he is.
• 14. Ask him how he keeps himself so devastingly handsome and what his daily regimen is to stay in such a flawless and gorgeous but very manly shape.
• 15. Be prepared to listen attentively to him as he rambles on and on incessantly about himself.
• 16. Should you get bored as he's talking about himself, never let him see that.
• 17. Never make Gaston angry. If you do, duck or get out of the way quickly !
• 18. Never disagree with him on anything.
• 19. If you are his rival for a girl's affections, DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON HIM!
• 20. If your birthday is close, keep in mind the one present he might remember to give you is a portrait_ of himself.
• 21. Like Death, Gaston should never be challenged to a game of chess. It might be dangerous for your health.
• 22. Help keep up Gaston's self esteem by telling him how gorgeous he looks... and stand him next to Lefou to accentuate this point!
• 23. Whenever he's down in the dumps, cheer him up with a rousing rendition of the Gaston song.
• 24. Never ever challenge him to a wrestling match, you will be sorry if you do.25. Never ever refer to him as vain, arrogant, or boastful. And never ever sing the song You're So Vain when in his presence (don't even think about it, and don't even consider humming it).
• 26. If you get the chance, ask him for an autograph.
• 27. Never ever say no to him.
• 28. Praise him at all times.
• 29. Never say there's anyone better than him.
• 30. Look up to him at all times and idolise him.
• 31. If you are the one person who can tolerate him for more than 10 seconds, you should hold on to him like grim death (which is not too far off btw)

Hillarious Disneyworld experiences

Back in the early nineties, my family and I went to Walt Disney World in Florida. We've been twice and had such a good time.

Our top ten most memorable Disney world moment:

1. Me and my brother pose next to a replica of Elvis Presley's cadialiac near a gold statue of the man himself.
2. I take part in a Hunchback of Notre Dame parade as dancers.
3. We go on the Pirates Of The Carribean ride. We all get soaking wet- my mother reinacts the water scene from Flashdance.
4. Discover that the camera shop in mainstreet has cds and other items there also. Purchase soundtrack cd for Disney's Hercules. Also buy plush toy of one of the cats from the Aristocats as well as Quasimodo plushy and a plushie of Phil from Hercules.
5. Our stay at the Wild West hotel. Me and my brother reinact a scene from an old Clint Eastwood film.
6. We dared our incredibly skittish cousin to go on the Haunted Mansion ride. It was hillarious seeing the scared look on his face.
7. Watch and enjoy the Honey I Shrunk The Audience ride. Or favourite parts: The cat hologram that morphs into a lion and the giant dog.
8. Head over to one of the shops in discoverland and buy Star Wars mini-figurines, t shirt and other mechandise.
9. Just by pure blind luck we manage to meet Gaston from Beauty And The Beast- he's a great guy.
10. The time we went to the Buzz Lightyear Pizza Planet cafe for lunch. Met Buzz and Woody. My father shakes hands with Woody, Buzz Lightyear attempts to hit on my mother and pinches her on the butt (I'm not kiding, this really happened). Mom will never live it down.

And to this day, my mother has never lived the whole "Buzz Lightyear pinching her butt" thing down. I'm sure he was just playing.

The Tonight Show

The Tonight Show has always been one of my favourite shows. Me and my bro have never missed an episode. Jay is truly one of the best comedians there is. He's one of the most underated comedians in the buisness but he's one of the nicest too. We know because we've met him and we've been on his show. I played him in the musical Leno and won a Tony award for it too. Jay and his famous Lantern Jaw Of Justice have been keeping us entertained at night since 1992. Click on this link here for all the tonight show fun you could ever want.

http://www.nbc.com/the-tonight-show-experience/

If there is a song that fits Jay perfectly it would be the Gaston song from Beauty And The Beast because he's the best and the rest is all drips.

Here's a photomanipulation we did of Jay as Gaston from Beauty And The Beast. We just couldn't resist.

Comedy Roast

Welcome to the fourth annual Doc M Comedy Roast. We We are proud to present to you our roastee. He's the man that we hate to see looking so dumps, he's the man every guy here would love to be even when taking his lumps, there's no man in town as admired as him, he's everyone's favourite guy, everyone's awed and inspired by him and it's not very hard to see why. He is the the villain of the classic Disney animated movie Beauty And The Beast and my absolute favourite Disney character. He is simply the greatest at everything he does. He's the Michael Jordan of disney villains. He's the best Disney villain ever! He's strong, handsome, agile- heck, there's so many good things about this guy that it's hard to pick out any flaws. The man loves himself more than anybody else in the world, he's so vain that he probably thinks that song by Carly Simon is about him. Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only Gaston!












We have gathered together a whole group of Gaston's biggest fans simply known as Gastonians (I myself am one) so that they may share amazing stories about the man with us and to praise him. With some special help from the lovely TrudiRose of the Beauty And The Beast webforum Bittersweet and Strange we've managed to make this the most memorable comedy roast ever. Thank you Trudi, you're the greatest.

Photomanipulations

We've done a bit of photomanipulation work. We'll show you some of our best ones.

This first one is dedicated to Andria, it's called That Werebelushi Girl. Careful, she's a biter.

This photomanipulation is of me becoming Gaston from Beauty And The Beast. I call it A Gastonian Makeover. I'm what you call a "Gastonian" on the BATB message board. A Gastonian is a fan of Gaston from Disney's Beauty And The Beast. How Gastonian am I? See for yourself.