Differences

Big MacPherson of Deviantart once complained that Ted of my closet monster gang is a ripoff of Freddy Krueger  and he also said the same thing about Bruce being a rip-off of Ash,   and he also accused me of stealing other people's characters  -   technically it's NOT stealing,   they are parodies -    No Celebrities Were Harmed in the creation of these characters.

Here are the main differences between Freddy and Ted:

1. Freddy is a serial killer.
2. He kills his victims in his dreams.
3. He does it for fun or revenge purposes.
4. He has long claws for fingers.

Ted:

1. Ted is a good guy.
2. He has longer claws on his gloves than Freddy does.
3. He only scares people he doesn't like in their dreams.
4. He does it to teach them a lesson.
5. The stripes on his sweater go in a different direction.
6. His voice is less evil sounding.

Differences between Ash and Bruce:

1. Ash is a deadite slaying hero.
2. Ash has a chainsaw arm in the place of his left hand  -  sometimes a cybernetic arm.
3. He has an L shaped scar on the left side of his chin like the real Bruce Campbell does.
4. He works at S-Mart during the day.
5. He is a bit of a jerk at times.
6. He is the only survivor in the original group of kids in the first Evil Dead even though he was the weakest member of the group at that time.
7. He mostly wears either s-mart uniform or a torn shirt and brown pants.
8. Ash has brown hair and hazel brown eyes.
9. Ash knows a lot about how to repair things but he is "a bad slow thinker and a good fast thinker"
10. Ash has been possessed more than once as indicated in the video game,  the comic books (including Freddy VS Jason VS Ash in the nightmare that he has),  and Evil Dead II and Army Of Darkness.

Bruce:

1. Bruce is a demigod and has god-like powers.
2. Bruce's chainsaw arm is on the right side rather than the left.
3. He doesn't have a scar on the left side of his chin.
4. He is less of a jerk than Ash.
5. During the day he stays in a stone slumber state which is to say he is a statue during the day.
6. Unlike Ash who was the only survivor in the original group of kids in the first Evil Dead,  Bruce kind of serves as second of command in the monster gang.
7.  Bruce usually either wears battle armour when in combat or a neater variation of Ash's Army Of Darkness outfit.
8. Bruce has black hair and icy blue eyes.
9. Bruce knows a lot about building and repairing things as well as creating things,   but unlike Ash he is a very good slow thinker as well as a fast thinker -    he comes up with most of the plans in the closet monsters tv series.
10. Bruce rarely gets possessed as it has only happened once.

Closet monsters

Now you may not know this but there is a gang of monsters in my closet,  they are the closet monster gang and i'd like to take the time to introduce them to you.  


Presto




Presto is a dark blue skinned phasm with brown hair and a goatee, he has magical powers and is the one in charge of the closet monster gang.


Ted



Ted is a Freddy Krueger-like character who likes to scare his victims in their dreams. He often wears a fedora hat, a striped sweater, and a clawed glove. He has a twisted sense of humour. He and Jasey often act like rivals but in actuality are best friends.



Grincherella



A female grinch with the ability to switch between her human and grinch forms at will. She is a lot like Demona from Gargoyles in terms of personality. In human form she resembles Carmen Electra, and in grinch form she kind of looks like that too except for the green fur, glowing yellow eyes, small fangs, sharp black claws and wild black hair. Her eyes often glow an eerie yellowish colour when she's mad. She's also able to turn humans into grinch-like creatures by scratching them with her claws.



Scare Bear



A possessed teddy bear. He may seem cute on the ouside but on the inside he's a cold blooded killer. He often carries around a butcher knife. He is yellow and brown, wears a blue t shirt and shorts, and a cap. He has sharp claws and fangs and tries to kill/maim anything that gets in his way.   He is a homage to Chucky from Child's Play.


Zombo



A wise cracking zombie who is always falling apart and resembles Griffin Dune in American Werewolf In London. He first met his future girlfriend Sarah at a screening of Dawn Of The Dead at the local graveyard drive-in.



Bunyip



A big blue super strong koala who is rather intelligent and has a faux British accent. He is very intelligent and likes drinking tea, playing chess, he is also a fan of Blackadder, Monty Python, and especially Whose Line Is It Anyway. He is also a fan of comedian Eddie Izzard.


Mitchell



A fellow spellcaster , he is a lot like Michael Jackson as the Maestro in Ghosts even resembles him, he has a number of supernatural powers including the ability to possess people by flying into them, he is often seen with an army of ghosts from the past. He can also turn into the Superghoul from the video - he can also possess people and turn them into a creature like that one as well.

Jasey



Jasey is a Jason voorhees-like character who wears a hockey mask. His favourite place to scare people is at a campsite. He doesn't talk much, and sometimes fights with Ted. In actuality he and Ted are best friends.

Jeff



Named after actor Jeff Goldblum, Jeff is a human/fly hybrid much like Brundlefly except he's much better looking and he has wings. He is kind of shy but loves comics especially Spiderman. He is a good friend of Sam Raimi and Stan Lee, despite his size he is actually super strong.



Edgar



Edgar was born in Halloweentown. He is a tim burtonesque creature, but in human form he kind of resembles Johnny Depp. He is quite mysterious and shy. Often plays poker with Beetlejuice and Jack Skellington. He is often seen playing Rock, Paper, Scissors with Edward Scissorhands but sometimes loses. His tim burtonesque creature form is rarely seen but it is said to be quite menaci

Jack



Named after Jack Nicholson, Jack is a werewolf just like Wolfie except he's more than a little insane. His mannerisms are also partially based on Jack Nicholson's including his accent and smile. His human form resembles Jack Torrance from The Shining and he has two different werewolf forms, one is an American Werewolf style werewolf and the other is similar to Jack Nicholson in the movie Wolf.


Bruce



The only member of the group who isn't a monster, he is second in command. He resembles the character Ash from the Evil Dead films and has his mannerisms too. Bruce has a chainsaw where his left arm should be although sometimes he has a mechanical hand and his trademark weapon is a 12 gauge remmington shotgun which he refers to as his "boomstick". He has god-like powers and is a demigod.


Sarah



She's a lot like the Corpse Bride, she later becomes Zombo's girlfriend. She's very elegant and polite. She and Zombo first met at a screening of Dawn Of The Dead.
Cleo



An egpytian mummy who is also royalty. She is a fashion expert and also quite smart and a good singer.
Sebastian



Sebastian is a devilishly charming demon who appears in the form of a handsome well dressed gentleman. He is very witty and quite intelligent. He is also an attourney. Sebastian is good at making deals and he knows how to close them too.   


Don't be afraid,  for the most part they are all friendly except for Scare Bear.   

My kind of comedy

When it comes to comedy movies I like retro comedy from the 70's, 80's, 90's as well as ones in the 00 era, among my favourite comedians are John Belushi, Chris Farley, John Candy, Richard Pryor, Rodney Dangerfield, Sam Kiniston, Andy Kaufman, George Carlin, Robin Williams and Jerry Seinfeld, as well as Dan Akyroyd, Eugene Levy, any and all members of the Hollywood frat pack, Johnny Carson, Jim Carrey and Eddie Murphy - we also love British comedians such as John Cleese, Rowan Atkinson (BlackAdder was one of the most clever shows on tv, not to mention so many memorable lines), Hugh Laurie (Yes, he's British) and Eddie Izzard.

Also I'm a proud Monty Python fan, i've seen Meaning Of Life, Life Of Brian and The Holy Grail - I find them all to be very entertaining and funny. The killer bunny scene and the two headed giant are my favourite parts of Monty Python and The Holy Grail, as for my favourite bit in Meaning Of Life i'd have to say it is the scene with Mr Creosote the exploding fat guy.


I also heavily enjoy the work of Jeff Dunham - his wacky puppet characters are extremely fun to watch, my favourites are Achmed, Walter, Bubba J, Peanut and Melvin.


I also love South Park and The Simpsons as well as Family Guy and Robot Chicken, i also am a huge fan of the series Celebrity Deathmatch.


I love good original comedies with heart and lots of good humour, but I do adore Jim Carrey movies especially Ace Ventura, Liar Liar, The Mask, Dumb and Dumber, Once Bitten, The Grinch, Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events, Yes Man, and Bruce Almighty - I also love his more serious films like The Cable Guy and The Number 23.



I also love dark comedies like Beetlejuice and Nothing But Trouble - which by the way is actually not as bad as the critics said it is - it actually is balls out funny. Dan Akyroyd directs it and also plays two roles in it - also starring in it are Chevy Chase , Demi Moore and John Candy who plays two characters in it as well.


Now i'm not much into political humour but I do really enjoy watching The Daily Show With John Stewart and The Colbert Report. I think Stephen is a good role model for anyone even if they're not from the USA.



I do like the Tonight Show and while I am sort of a fan of Leno's, I do find that some of his jokes aimed towards other celebrities can be a little offensive especially the ones he made about Michael Jackson (including that fake interview he did). And also I do think that late comedian Bill Hicks was right about Jay when he made fun of him in his Artistic Roll Call routine.


I also adore the Evil Dead trilogy - the first one was a horror, the second one was a horror comedy and the third one was a horror/comedy/action film. There are so many reasons why I love these movies but the one reason i love it so much is because of Bruce Campbell - I mean who doesn't love that guy? I love all the 3 Stooges homages in Army Of Darkness. Ash has got all the best oneliners in that movie. My favourite scenes including the scene with the mini Ashes, the skeleton arms scene and the creation of Evil Ash. Gotta love the dance that Evil Ash does when he's taunting the good Ash by singing.."Little goody two shoes, little goody two shoes."
 
 

WereLeno Alert

We've got some really horrible news for you,  it seems that a Wereleno has been released from the dark dimension by my arch nemesis/evil counterpart the diabolical Dr Madness.

If you see this particular WereLeno don't go near him.    Alert us or Chinstar immediantley.      Also the only thing that can stop a WereLeno is Bruce Campbell.

We would go after it ourselves but i'm afraid that it might result in me getting attacked and turning into one again.   Which I would NOT want to happen to me after the last time.

The last time I got turned into a WereLeno it was so horrible,  the transformations into one were always so painful, scary and traumatic.   Not to mention I was evil when I got turned into one -  had no control of my actions and most of the time it was like i was possessed.     Not to mention me and Chinstar became arch enemies because of this for a short while.  

Luckily due to the fact i'm half Canadian forest werejc now -   there's no chance of me ever turning over to the dark side of the chin again.    But unfortunately my brother is not so lucky -  so i hope that he does not end up becoming a wereleno - because i'd hate having to fight my own brother.

For those who are curious I still have that chin shaped mark on my shoulder from the time Jay Leno rammed me with his chin -  when I was an evil wereleno it used to glow to signify my transformation into one,  but now that i am not one anymore it doesn't glow -  but i still like to tell my friends stories about it though.

For the main part WereLenos are evil and as such often serve the role as antagonists in our various tv shows and movies as well as in some of our graphic novels.    The only acception is Sam "Chinstar" Leno's role on our show The Misadventures Of Doc M,   He plays the only good WereLeno and a superhero parody.    In halloween episodes he often is seen is dressed as the character Ash from the Evil Dead films and in one halloween episode actually fights off a horde of deadites.    One of which was a homage to Army Of Darkness.   My character briefly became an evil WereLeno in the nightmare episode where he enters the Nightmare Realm - a realm where your worst fears come alive - and my character's worst fear is being turned into an evil Wereleno.

Our transformation themed show Night Of Alterations which is similar to Tales From The Crypt,  The Twilight Zone,  and Tales From The Darkside  has several sagas one of which is the Wrath Of The WereLeno Saga,  in which all the episodes have a wereleno in them.  

Also in one episode of The Adventures Of Chinstar,  there is an evil WereLeno who tries to get his hands on a sacred book.

Monster morpher monster info

We're going to tell you about the monster forms that the Monster Morpher has:

• Teen wolf/Big wolf on campus style werewolf

Monster type: Lycanthrope.

Alignment: Good.

This is a more tame take on the classic werewolf archetype. Their hair/fur styles often differ, Teen Wolf style werewolves tend to have a Chewbacca-like style of fur on their face while Big Wolf On Campus styles one tend to have wild punk style haircuts (males tend to have sideburns, bushy eyebrow and or a goatee while girls have longer hair and bushier eyebrows)

• Vampire

Monster type: Bloodsucker.

Alignment: Neutral.

Vampires are very powerful and not to mention alluring creatures of the night. They drink human blood, can turn into bats, and can also live for a real long time. There are some good vampires like Angel from Buffy and there are some evil ones like Jerry Dandridge from Fright Night- no matter which alignment they are, vampires are indeed rather facinating beings. Word of advice: Never turn into this monster form if it's bright and sunny out.

Wocka Wocka Werebear.



Monster type: Lycanthrope.



Alignment: Good.



This is from Muppet Monster Adventure, this wacky creature is a wocka wocka werebear- the wocka wocka is a reference to Fozzie Bear who gets turned into this in the game. There are big, fierce and are very good at climbing.

• Frankensteinian thing (also known as a Viktorianian)

Monster type: Construct.

Alignment: Good

This creature is a misunderstood mechanical marvel with a gentle soul, super strength and electric powers. This big hulking giant isn't evil, he's just a gentle giant.

• Zombie/Deadite.

Monster type: Undead.



Alignment: Semi Evil.



Plot: This creature is stereotypical portrayed as a slow moving flesh/brain eater in the movies but our zombies here are different. Deadites are kind of similar except they are kind of posessed.

• Demon

Monster type: Hellspawn.

Alignment: Evil.

This creature can possess people, it can also fly. It is often portrayed as a red devil-like being kind of like Satan. Our demons on the other hand are different.

• Tim Burtonesque creature (also known as a Shadow Beast).

Monster type: Bizzare.

Alignment: Neutral.

This creature is a relative of the Chimera and looks like something out of a Tim Burton film, it posesss psychic powers and can control the element of darkness.

• Brundlefly.

Monster type: Human/insect hybrid.

Alignment: Good.

This creature is the result of what happened when Jeff Goldblum's dna got merged with a fly in the 1986 remake of The Fly. Although it is quite unusual and grotesque it does have some rather cool abilities such as wall climbing ala Spiderman. It's quite good for grossing people out too.

• Swamp monster.

Monster type: Amphibius.

Alignment: Unknown.

Swamp Monsters are perhaps one of the most mysterious monster, some look like they're covered in seaweed where others tend to look like they stepped out of the black lagoon.

• Muck monster.

Monster type: Aquatic.

Alignment: Neutral.

The Muck Monster is the Swamp Monster's aquatic cousin, it is quite fish-like and is sometimes mistaken for a sea monster. They are very fast swimmers and can hold their breathe for an extremely long time while being underwater- they can also stay in the water for a long time and they never get wrinkly or develop cramps afterwards.

• Evil Ash.

Monster type: Undead.

Alignment: Evil (no duh)

Ash's evil Deadite clone from Army Of Darkness, a most fearsome creature indeed. This creature is one you don't want to mess with.

• Ash (Evil Dead movies)

Monster type: Demi-God.

Alignment: Good.

The ever heroic, lantern jawed Deadite slaying hero from the Evil Dead trilogy. A most powerful force to be recconed with and also is very wisecracking. If you love Bruce Campbell, then you'll love this one.

• Grim Reaper.

Monster type: Undead.

Alignment: Neutral.

The Grim Reaper aka Death or Grim as he is called in the Grim Adventures Of Billy and Mandy is the angel of death, his job is to harvest the souls of the deceased. He carries around a scythe which has supernatural powers.

• Terminator

Monster type: Robot/cyborg.

Alignment: Good.

Arnold Scwartznegger's most famous role. This is a Terminator android, it's powered by Skynet and is a very dangerous and powerful piece of machinery. Hasta La Vista, baby.

• Robocop
  

Monster types: Robot/cyborg.

Alignment: Good.

A cyborg law enforcer who dishes out justice to bad guys in the film Robocop. This cybernetic is the kind of cop that no crook would want to mess with.

• Freddy Krueger
  

Monster type: Undead/dream enterer.

Alignment: Evil.

One two, freddy is coming for you, three four lock the door, five six grab a crucifix, seven eight gonna stay up late night, nine ten never sleep again. Freddy is the bad guy from the legendary Nightmare On Elm Street series, he has the power to make your life a living nightmare- LITERALLY. He can enter people's dreams and make them into nightmares. His presence is signified by a nursery ryme. Whatever you do, don't fall asleep.

• Jason Voorhees
  

Monster type: Undead.

Alignment: Evil.

This is the bad guy from the Friday The 13th films, his name is Jason Voorhees. He doesn't talk much but he has a machette, chainsaw and wears a hockey mask- no one knows what's under that hockey mask of his- they're all too scared. Jason's presence is signified by a sound that goes ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha.

• Chucky (Child's Play series)

Monster type: Demonic toy.

Alignment: Evil.

Don't let this one fool ya, he may look like an innocent little Good Guy doll but he actually is a killer. Possessed by the spirit of the killer Charles Lee Ray, this pinty sized terror goes by the name of Chucky and is quite a scary sight. "Hi, I'm Chucky, wanna plaaaay?"

• Chestbuster alien
  

Monster type: Space mutant.

Alignment: Neutral.

This being is an alien monstrosity that can possess people and can also BURST OUT OF THEIR CHESTS like it did to Signourney Weaver in Aliens. It has a rather terrifying hiss that can spend a chill down anyone's spine.

• Predator

Monster type: Space mutant.

Alignment: Evil.

This is the Alien's arch nemesis. The Predator is quite a strong and ferocious creature and is more than a match for the Alien.

• Grinch (Jim Carrey version)
  

Monster type: Seussian.

Alignment: Neutral.

The grinch is a green, furry misunderstood creature who lives on top of Mount Crumpit. Most members of this species tend to look like the Jim Carrey version from the movie rather than the cartoon one. Grinches are very stealthy, super strong and have very keen senses. You don't want to mess with one of these.

• The Mask

Monster type: Living cartoon.

Alignment: Good.

This wacky green faced superhero is the title character from the Dark Horse comic The Mask and it's movie adaptation starring Jim Carrey. He can basically be summed up as a living cartoon character because of his shapeshifting powers and wacky personality.

• Pantherian (also known as a cat creature)
  

Monster type: Human/feline hybrid.

Alignment: Neutral.

This sleek, feline-like creature is a Pantherian, which is a powerful cat creature with amazing agility and a seductive charm that you'll go wild for.

• Draconian

Monster type: Human/reptile hybrid.

Alignment: Evil.

Draconians are reptile-like creatures that are notorious for many different acts of villainy. They are kind of like the Lizard from Spiderman.

• Aquarian

Monster type: Human/fish hybrid.

Alignment: Neutral.

These aquatic fish-like beings are Aquarians, they are kind of like the Plutarkians from Biker Mice except they're much better looking and they don't stink like old cheese. Aquarians in a way can be summed up as a fusion of a Merperson and a Muck Monster.

• King Kong

Monster type: Giant animal.

Alignment: Good.

This famous giant ape wouldn't hurt a fly. King Kong is remarkably big and strong for a gorilla but he is really a big softy. Word of advice: Don't try turning into this in a building full of people in it.

• Godzilla

Monster type: Giant animal.

Alignment: Evil.

This famous giant reptile always terorrises Japan. He is a most ferocious predator and has a roar that can shatter windows. Like with the King Kong one, my advice is don't try turning into this one in a room with lots of people in it.

• Gungan

Monster type: Star Wars alien species.

Alignment: Good.

Gungans are an amphibious alien race in the Star Wars franchise, a most famous example of one is the goofy but likable Jar Jar Binks who is sometimes viewed as the worst thing about Star Wars episode 1. Gungans in overall are a very underated race.

• Wookie

Monster type: Star Wars alien race.

Alignment: Good.

Raawrgh. Wookies are a hairy, yeti-like alien race that live on the Planet Kasshyk. They are very ferocious and aggressive although Chewbacca himself is more of a gentle giant. They commuincate by grunting, growling and roaring.

• Hutt

Monster type: Star Wars alien species.

Alignment: Unknown.

Hutts are a big fat slug-like race of aliens that serve as the outerspace mafia in the Star Wars movies. Most famous example being Jabba The Hutt a most powerful and voracious crimelord.

• Toydarian

Monster type: Star Wars alien species.

Alignment: Neutral.

Toydarians can be summed up as an alien cross between a bird and an elephant. These creatures have wings and love bargaining.

• Ronto

Monster type: Star Wars alien species.

Alignment: Good.

These loyal space beasts of burden are called Rontos and are sometimes used as a method of transportation.

• Bothan

Monster type: Star Wars alien species.

Alignment: Good.

These creatures are called Bothans- they often serve as intergalactive spies in the Star Wars movies.

• Ewok.

Monster type: Star Wars alien species.

Alignment: Good.

These creatures are called Ewoks and while they may look like cute teddies they are actually rather tough. They are also very primitive, commuincate by chirping and work in tribes.

• Yeti
  

Monster type: Hairy recluse.

Alignment: Unknown.

The yeti or abominable snowman is a furry reclusive creature that lives in the Himalayan mountains. He is rarely seen but in some stories he is portrayed as a gentle giant.

• Sasquatch

Monster type: Hairy recluse.

Alignment: Good.

This one is rather hairy and is quite well known, and no it's not Robin Williams. The Sasquatch or Bigfoot as he is called is a very mysterious furry reclusive who sometimes shows up in the forest. People have claimed to have seen pictures of him but most of the pictures are often blurry.

• Dragon
  

Monster type: Mythical beast.

Alignment: Neutral.

Dragons are fantastic mythical reptillian beasts that can breathe fire, are incredibly powerful and are very good at flying. The Chinese variety of these tend to have whiskers and are a lot longer than the ones in Western culture.

• Werebelushi

Monster type: Chubbanthrope (a sub species of lycanthrope)

Alignment: Neutral.

This wild, animalistic creature is the main member of the werebelushi family, it's covered in thick blackish fur, has claws, razor sharp claws, bushy eyebrows, pointed ears, fangs, a mane, quills growing out of it's back, a black nose, has glowing green eyes is chubby and bears a resemblance to late comedian John Belushi. Werebelushis are often portrayed in some of our fanfiction as the barbarian archetype. Features John Belushi's voice.

• Werejackblack

Monster type: Chubbanthrope.

Alignment: Good.

Same as the werebelushi except it's modelled on Jack Black and has brown fur, red eyes, and a much longer mane. They aren't evil but they are insane though. Almost on a Jack Nicholson-like scale but not completely Axe Crazy. Also features Jack Black's voice.

• Werejosh (as in Josh Peck),

Monster type: Chubbanthrope.

Alignment: Good.

Same as the werebelushi except it's a lot tamer and modelled after Josh Peck and also features his voice. Werejoshes are very sweet, caring and loving as well as a little bit shy. Werejoshes (much like werejackblack's) have a super sonic roar/scream they can use to scare off enemies. They are also incredibly smart.

• Werehurley (Jorge Garcia of Lost fame).

Monster type: Chubbanthrope.

Alignment: Good.

The werebelushi's much tamer lookalike cousin modelled after Jorge Garcia of Lost fame- has brown fur and a much longer mane. Also features Jorge's voice, very much like a werejohncandy because it is a gentle giant. Has glowing green eyes much like the werebelushi and werejosh does- the werejackblack has red eyes.

• Wereleno.

Monster type: Lycanthrope.

Alignment: Evil.

Werelenos are a race of lantern jawed lycanthropes all modelled on Jay Leno and also have his voice, they have blackish fur with silver streaks, claws, bushy eyebrows, pointed ears, cute fangs, a long lion-like mane, a black nose, and glowing orange eyes. They are notorious for being evil and for pretending to be of the lawful good alignment. In our numerous fanfiction, movies and tv shows they are often portrayed as villains. Our friend Sam "Chinstar" Leno is one, but he is more of a heroic one.

• Chumsley the werejohncandy

Monster type: Chubbanthrope/Mascot.

Alignment: Good.

Our lovable mascot Chumsley is a werejohncandy, he is modelled after the late great comedian John Candy and also has his voice. He is covered in thick brownish fur, has glowing greenish eyes, a black nose, claws, cute fangs, pointed ears, a long mane and is quite tall. He is 6'2 and weighs 300lb of fur, fat and pure cuddly goodness. Chumsley wouldn't hurt a fly and is a friend to children and animals everywhere.

• Ghost

Monster type: Spirit

Alignment: Unknown.

Ghosts are very mischevious spirits that can go through walls, possess people and objects, and are see through. They often like to scare people.

• Undead Elvis.

Monster type: Undead.

Alignment: Good.

This semi deadite-like version of Elvis is a most powerful and at the same time terrifying being. It doesn't eat brains or human flesh like stereotypical zombies because like we said before, our zombies are different.

• Man-Bat (from the Batman comics and animated series)

Monster type: Human/bat hybrid

Alignment: Evil.

ManBat is one of Batman's arch enemies. Dr Kirk Langstron invented a serum that was supposed to cure deafness but instead it turned him into this bat-like monstrosity. Manbat is a most dangerous and brutal force indeed.

• Gargoyle

Monster type: Guardian.

Alignment: Good.

These creatures sit on top of cathedrials, they are stone by day and living beings by night much like the ones from the cartoon Gargoyles. Sure birds may perch on them during the day but at night, they come to life and defend the city from evil.

• Sulley (Monsters Inc)

Monster type: Lovable yeti-like creature.

Alignment: Good.

Sully is a very lovable big blue creature that is also very furry. He has a job at Monsters Inc and is friends with Mike and Boo.

• Ghoul Friend (this one is based on Andria, it's kind of like the Corpse Bride)
  

Monster type: Undead.

Alignment: Good.

This one is one we based on Andria, it looks like the Corpse Bride from Tim Burton's film the Corpse Bride except with red hair and it has Andria's mannerisms. Kind of like a banshee except much prettier.

• Elf

Monster type: World Of Warcraft species.

Alignment: Good

Elves are immortal beings with pointy ears, they live forever and are also very smart and are very good at many different things.

• Pandaren

Monster type: World Of Warcraft species.

Alignment: Good.

The Pandaren are a jolly panda-like race of creatures, they are very big, soft and lovable and also are very good at food delivery.

• Orc

Monster type: World Of Warcraft species.

Alignment: Evil.

Orcs are big, green skinned brutish beings who work in a horde and are very aggressive. Orcs often work together in a horde.

• Tauren

Monster type: World Of Warcraft species.

Alignment: Good.

Taurens are a lot like minotaurs. They are also very good dancers and are the inventors of the Tanarax Dance. They are also rather strong.

• Troll.
  

Monster type: World Of Warcraft species.

Alignment: Neutral.

No these are not the same as the "internet trolls" or the "fairy tale ones", these ones have red hair, tusks, blue skin, and Jamaican accents. Ya mon, I be liking that hair.

• Loch Ness Monster
  

Monster type: Aquatic.

Alignment: Unknown.

Nessie is perhaps the second most mysterious monster ever. The Loch Ness Monster is sometimes described as an aquatic dinosaur-like creature who lives in the rivers of Scottland.

• Genie

Monster type: Magical being.

Alignment: Good.

Be careful what you wish for. Genies are magical creatures that can grant wishes, but some tend to take them a little TOO literally. Be very careful what you wish for when you let one of these guys out of a bottle or lamp.

• Audrey II plant

Monster type: Bloodsucker/alien plant.

Alignment: Evil.

Feeeed me. Feeeed me! The Audrey II plant may look like an ordinary venus fly trap but this one doesn't want flies- no- this one wants blood. This plant craves blood, and can also talk and sing.

• Phasm (magic ghost)

Monster type: Magical being.

Alignment: Good.

Phasms are kind of a cross between a ghost and a genie. Flabber from Saban's Big Bad Beetleborgs is one of these. They have all sorts of magic powers and make great advisors. And yes much like some genies, they do tend to take somethings literally.

• Beast (X-Men)

Monster type: Genius super mutant.

Alignment: Good.

This super intelligent creature is Beast. Not to be confused with the one from Disney's Beauty And The Beast, Hank "Beast" McCoy is an extremely intelligent blue furry creature with a big heart and a genius IQ.

• Venom (Spiderman)

Monster type: Alien symbiote.

Alignment: Evil.

Venom is one of Spidey's greatest enemies. Eddie Brock turned into this after being possessed by the alien symbiote. Venom is a very dangerous and not to mention powerful foe.

• Carnage (also from Spiderman)

Monster type: Alien symbiote.

Alignment: Evil.

(Evil cackling) What colours do you bleed? Carnage is just like Venom except he's red and he's completely insane. Cletus Cassidy turned into him after being possessed by the Symbiote.

• Igor

Monster type: Hunchback.

Alignment: Good.

Every mad scientist has one of these as a sidekick/assistant. An Igor is a cute little hunchback that serves as the sidekick/assistant to a mad scientist type. Known for saying "Yes master" and bearing some similarites to Peter Lorre.

• Shrek

Monster type: Ogre.

Alignment: Good.

Shrek is the big, green lovable ogre from the Shrek movies. Although he prefers to be left alone, he is really a big softy. He has a Scottish accent and he also lives in a swamp. He is friends with Donkey, Puss In Boots and Artie (that's King Arthur) and is married to Princess Fiona.

• Super Ghoul (Michael Jackson's Ghosts)
  

Monster type: Morlockian.

Alignment: Good.

This creature is a Superghoul, it is also one of the 5 characters that Michael Jackson played in the short film Ghosts directed by sfx wizard Stan Winston. This creature is remarkably powerful and at the same time scary. Has various supernatural powers including the power to possess people by flying into them- can also turn said person into a "Ghoul" just like it. Are you scared yet?
In case you were wondering this is what the Superghoul looks like:

Brain Eating Rock (Billy and Mandy)

Monster type: Alien plant.

Alignment: Evil.

The brain eating rock is a lot like Audrey ii from Little Shop Of Horrors except it doesn't want blood- it wants brains. This creature often tricks people into doing it's bidding by befriending them.

• Chimera (Bloody Roar Primal Fury)

Monster type: Mix and match critter.

Alignment: Unknown.

The Chimera is a large beast that looks like a big demonic looking bull with spikes, glowing red markings and sharp teeth and claws. It's very monstrous. In Bloody Roar primal fury this is what the character of Uranus has as her beast form.

So there you have it, all the monster forms that the Monster morpher has to offer.

Other recalled toys

Here are some other recalled toys:

• Monster Morpher 1.0- the original Monster Morpher toy, just like the original it had ALL of those available monster forms plus a few others including the Alien and Predator from Alien VS Predator, it worked just like the original, however something went wrong and the transformations into said monster form of choice were too scary, painful and traumatic- it got recalled after a friend of ours tested it out and underwent a painful transformation into Manbat from Batman. When we made the second one we toned all of the transformation sequences down so they wouldn't traumatise the user.
• Marvin the Mushabelly Mutant- this was a rather freaky mushabelly space mutant that you could attach different parts to, made a vampire-like hisssing sound when you squeezed it's tummy, got recalled after one of it's extra heads started sprouting spider-like legs and walked away like in John Carpenter's the Thing.
• Dead Ted the scare bear- the first ever Scare Bear, Dead Ted was a grey and black scare bear that looked kind of like one of the undead, had one eye that had popped out of it's socket, vampire-like fangs, claws, and various scars and bruises. Got recalled after it came to life and went on a zombie style rampage.
• Magic Mirror Love Tester- this toy was a mirror, you press a button and it tells you how well your love life is on a scale from Lovelorn Loser to Absolute Dreamboat. Got recalled after one of them caused a couple to break up on valentine's day.
• Jerkass Ladybug- one of the Not-So-Nice Ladybugs range of toys, this one often said rude and hurtful insults when you squeezed his hand. Got recalled after a friend of our dad's brought it into work and the toy insulted the poor guy's boss, the boss got so mad that he fired him for it.
• Exploding Bob- this fun toy was one that exploded whenever you pressed a button on his platform. He was a little space alien dressed in a daredevil type costume. Got recalled after the toy got set on fire.
• Little Jay 1-0 - the original Jay Leno Playtime Friend, was just like the one we have now except for one small problem- it was evil. It kept staring at us with glowing red eyes and asking us to be it's friends, we had it recalled after it turned me into an evil wereleno as a result of me not agreeing to play with it.

The work of Weremoose and Werekatt

There are two artists that we really admire and their names are Weremoose and Werekatt.

Remember that weremoose guy we wrote a song parody about on Amiright? Well...he's a real person, his name is Lance Halloway aka Weremoose. This is a link to his page of morphs:

http://www.weremoose.com/morphs/

And yes he is a weremoose.

And the werecat guy that we know very well is real too. Here's the link to his Deviantart gallery

http://werekatt.deviantart.com/gallery/

We've done some photomanips in the style of Weremoose more than a few times, there's one I did of Simon Cowell as Scar from the Lion King- that was inspired by a song parody Agrimorfee wrote once.

Here is the Simon/Scar combo photomanip me and my brother did, it was inspired by a song parody Agrimorfee wrote once on Amiright.

Here's the one of me as Scar.

This one is me as Profesor Ratigan, who is my second favourite Disney villain next to Scar and of course Gaston who is my number 1. favourite. Tyrone The Terrible requested this one because he is a huge Vincent Price fan.

And here is one of my famous Gaston photomanips of me as Gaston- my all time favourite Disney villain.

This one is one we did of our friend Sam Leno/Chinstar as Ashley J. Williams aka Ash- the hero from the Evil Dead films. He also happens to play Ash Jr in the horror comedy The Son of Ash which is in cinemas now.

This is a halloween one we did. On the left is me as Jeff Goldblum, in the middle is Sam Leno as Bruce Campbell and on the right is my brother as Jack Nicholson. I've been told that I'm a lot like Jeff Goldblum's character from The Fly and it's true, I am kind of like him.

Final Fantasy 9 movie

We would like to announce that we are releasing a movie based on Final Fantasy 9. This is one of the first movies based on a video game we've ever done and the second animated film we have done with motion capture animation. The movie features the voices of Joshua Loius Belushi as Zidane, John Hemmerson as Amarant, Kirsty as Princess Garnet, Doizee as Quina, Yeardly Smith as Eiko, my brother as Vivi, and Patrick Warburton as Adelbert Steiner. The film will be in cinemas starting from tommorow and is guranteed to be an epic. Once again my good friend Tyrone The Terrible voices the role of the villain- this time he voices the wily Kuja. The first animated film we did with motion capture animation was The Eye Of Horus. The Eye Of Horus was based on a play- but not a good one- a godawful school play we wrote the script for. The play was a musical about the Egpytian times- me and my brother produced and wrote the script for it- we orginally wanted it to be an action/adventure film like the Mummy movies but the school's lousy drama teacher Carl insisted on making it a sappy happy musical. What's worse is that none of the actors were right for the parts, the kid playing the pharoah was an Asian dork named Hwon, what's even worse is that the girl playing the pharoah's wife was some freakish looking Asian girl with a stupid accent her name was Abigail I think, also the girl playing one of the pharoah's servant girls was a 300lb Caucassian girl named Rossa. The girl playing the villainess was an ugly, brutish bully named Sally Webster- which just makes it worse because this girl was like the bastard offspring of The Hulk and an orc from Lord Of The Rings. The casting was completely off. Then to make things worse the villainess's army of minions were a group of creatures called "sand people" which makes them an extremely bad ripoff of the Jawas and Tusken Raiders from Star Wars. What's worst is that I was considered to play the "leader" of this so called group of minions, you see.. Carl had made a few changes to the script (the one me and my brother had been WORKING ON the whole damm time) and when I read it I was horrified to see that the sand people get killed off at the end of the big battle scene and that included the leader (the role that I had been considered for). I went up to Carl during rehearsals and gave him quite a stern talking to. I yelled in a most over the top manner...."Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl! WHAT ON EARTH HAVE YOU DONE TO THE SCRIPT ME AND MY BROTHER HAVE WORKED SO HARD ON? What kind of atrocity is this? IT'S NOT THE SAME!!!!!! The casting is all wrong, the kids in this play CAN'T ACT AT ALL and another thing, THERE ARE TOO MANY MUSICAL NUMBERS IN THIS PLAY and it's WAY TOO CUTESY. The script me and my brother worked on for this play was genius....PURE GENIUS! But then YOU had to come along and change it for the worst. The script is RIIIIIPE with historical innaccuracy! Change the script back to what it was BEFORE you changed it into the tripe it is now or else I'LL QUIT!". Carl refused to change the script back to the way it used to be so I then yelled...."OH OKAAAAAAY THEN! IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT TO PLAY IT THEN THAT'S FINE WITH ME, I DON'T CARE, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH IT, JUST REMEMBER.....MY BROTHER AND I SPENT ALL F**** WEEK WORKING ON THAT SCRIPT, you could have left it the way it was....BUT NOOOOOO....YOU HAD TO CHANGE IT. WELL I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, BECAUSE YOU'VE CREATED A MONSTER...........A MONSTER! THE SCRIPT WAS GOLD BEFORE YOU CAME ALONG AND RUINED IT! ME AND MY BROTHER ARE THE REAL EXPERTS HERE. YOU SIR, HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO TALENT. YOU ARE THE WORST DIRECTOR WE HAVE EVER WORKED WITH................EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! You are also THE WORST drama teacher we have ever met! You have no talent!". Carl then asked me if that was the truth and I responded...."YOU WANT THE TRUTH? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! No truth handler, YOU! Bah, I deride your truth handling abillities. And another thing, you can shove this script up your a** because I QUIT! GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!". Me and my brother then walked out with dignity. A couple of weeks later the play premiered and it was a flop. Me and my brother couldn't bare to watch it, because it was horrible- it was so horrible it made Battlefield Earth look like the Godfather. It was even worse than those stupid "original" movies they show on Disney Channel. So I decided to get my revenge on Carl for what he did to the script. I used the Ben 10 working omnitrix and turned myself into Wildmutt (the dog-like alien) and trashed his office.

So later on me and my brother decided to make the play into a movie, but we decided to make it A LOT better than the godawful play was. We made into a motion capture animated film. We made it a cross between 300 and Army Of Darkness. The captain of the pharoah's men ( voiced by Sam Leno) was made to resemble Bruce Campbell. Unlike the original play, the enemy army are Deadite-like zombies, and the priestess now has a motive. In the original play the evil high priestess wasn't particular evil as she didn't have a motive- she just wanted the eye of Horus amulet for some reason. We gave her a motive in the film, we made it that the reason she wants the amulet is because it makes the wearer super powerful. And we also made her a LOT more evil as well. There's a scene where she puts on the amulet and she turns into a snake-like demon, this was inspired by quite a few scenes in movies where the bad guy turns into a big scary monster (this is known as a One Winged Angel act, the name cames from the song One Winged Angel which is the theme of the villain Sepiroth in Final Fantasy 7) such as Maleficent's dragon transfomation in Sleeping Beauty, Jafar's cobra tf in Aladdin, and Thulsa Doom's snake monster transformaiton from Conan The Barbarian.

The movie was released to great acclaim, and many said it was much better than the play was.

Final Fantasy 9 comes out in theatres tommorow and is guranteed to be a most impressive movie. So don't miss out.

Also the Eye Of Horus is out on dvd and bluray.

A Monster Halloween

Halloween is our favourite holiday. We always have really spectacular halloween parties, with pyrotechnics and everything. Our friend Tyrone The Terrible happens to be superb at throwing halloween parties as well- he usually hosts them in some really scary places. He held one in an actual haunted house last year. John Landis showed up as a guest to our halloween bash last year. Me and my brother love testing out our Monster Morpher machine, which is a special machine that gives you the powers of any monster you choose, there is a wide selection of monsters and the cool thing is that you can actually morph INTO the monster you've chosen. Do not worry, the transformations are painless, instanteous, and there's no transformation trauma involved- and the Brundlefly morph isn't too bad either. Tyrone The Terrible happens to love Halloween as well, he has his own monster morpher device as well as a watch that can turn him into one of 10 Disney villains.

The machine has a wide selection of monsters to choose from. What you are about to see are two lists, one is the list of main monster forms and the other is a list of additional monster forms.

Main monster forms:

• Teen wolf/Big wolf on campus style werewolf
  

• Vampire
  

• Wocka Wocka Werebear.
  

• Frankensteinian thing.
  

• Zombie/Deadite.
  

• Demon
  

• Tim Burtonesque creature.
  

• Brundlefly.
  

• Swamp monster.
  

• Muck monster.
  

• Evil Ash.
  

• Ash (Evil Dead movies)
  

• Grim Reaper.
  

• Terminator
  

• Robocop
  

• Freddy Krueger
  

• Jason Voorhees
  

• Chucky (Child's Play series)
  

• Chestbuster alien
  

• Grinch (Jim Carrey version)
  

• The Mask
  

• Cat creature
  

• Human/reptile hybrid
  

• Human/fish hybrid
  

• King Kong
  

• Godzilla
  

• The following Star Wars alien species: Gungan, Wookie, Hutt, Toydarian, Ronto, Bothan, and Ewok.
  

• Yeti
  

• Sasquatch
  

• Dragon

Additional monster forms:

• Werebelushi family members: Werebelushi, werejackblack, werejosh (as in Josh Peck), and werehurley (Jorge Garcia of Lost fame).
  
• Wereleno.
  
• Chumsley the werejohncandy
  
• Ghost
  
• Undead Elvis.
  
• Man-Bat (from the Batman comics and animated series)
  
• Gargoyle
  
• Sulley (Monsters Inc)
  
• Ghoul Friend (this one is based on Andria, it's kind of like the Corpse Bride)
  
• The following World Of Warcraft species: Elf, Pandaren, Orc, Tauren, Troll.
  
• Loch Ness Monster

• Genie

• Phasm (magical ghost, kind of like Flabber from Beetleborgs)
  
• Beast (X-Men)

• Venom (Spiderman)

• Carnage (also from Spiderman)
  
• Igor

• Shrek

• Super Ghoul (Michael Jackson's Ghosts)

Now the monster morpher device is available in stores, it's sort of a wrist watch shaped like a skull. You can also get the Disney villain omnitrix watch that Tyrone The Terrible has- there are two of them- one is black and red and has 10 male disney villains on it and one is purple and has 10 Disney villainessess on it.

Monster Morpher

My brother and I are upgrading one of our most well known inventions- the Monster Morpher. This machine is just like the Halloween Costume Morph O- Matic machine only better. The Halloween Costume Morph-O Matic machine is a special device which morphs you into whatever you are dressed as for Halloween- and it's not just for halloween- it can be used for all sorts of occassions that require you to wear a costume (my brother loves using it for sci fi conventions). The Monster Morpher morphs you into a monster of your choice, the selection of monster forms is extensive- there's a variety of different monsters to turn into.

Monster Morpher monster form selection:

Each of the monster forms have unique abilities, when you use the abilities of these monsters- you morph into a copy of one of these monsters.

• Teen wolf/Big wolf on campus style werewolf
• Vampire
• Wocka Wocka Werebear.
• Frankensteinian thing.
• Zombie/Deadite.
• Demon
• Tim Burtonesque creature.
• Brundlefly.
• Swamp monster.
• Muck monster.
• Evil Ash.
• Ash (Evil Dead movies)
• Grim Reaper.
• Terminator
• Robocop
• Freddy Krueger
• Jason Voorhees
• Chucky (Child's Play series)
• Chestbuster alien
• Grinch (Jim Carrey version)
• The Mask
• Cat creature
• Human/reptile hybrid
• Human/fish hybrid
• King Kong
• Godzilla
• The following Star Wars alien species: Gungan, Wookie, Hutt, Toydarian, Ronto, Bothan, and Ewok.
• Yeti
• Sasquatch
• Dragon

Most of the morphs are painless and instant. They're also great fun of all sorts of things including scaring people. My brother used it for a sci fi convention last year, he turned himself into a Wookie like Chewbacca and won first place in the costume contest. I love using it myself, especially on Halloween. We pulled off a great reinactment of scenes from the Evil Dead films and Army Of Darkness. Our good friend Sam Leno used the halloween costume o matic to become Ash and I used the monster morph to morph my brother into a Deadite, I used it to become Evil Ash.

This amazing device is also available in all stores including second hand stores. It's similar to the omntrix from Ben 10 except the insignia resembles a skull.

How to survive scary situations

We present to you the How To Survive A Scary Situation lists:


The original:

• When it seems that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.
  
  
• If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church that was used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed necrophilia or satanic practices in your house, move away immediately.
  
  
• Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
  
  
• Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.
  
  
• If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they do not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. NOTE: It will probably take some time to kill them, so be prepared.
  
  
• When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off or go it alone.
  
  
• As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
  
  
• Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other house of the dead.
  
  
• If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately, if you value your life.
  
  
• If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.
  
  
• Do not take *ANYTHING* from the dead.
  
  
• If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and stay away.
  
  
• Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing.
  
  
• If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, although you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
  
  
• If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination with blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as fast as possible.
  
  
• Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (God help you if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.
  
  
• If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.
  
  
• Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chain saws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any device made from deceased companions.
  

Ours:

• If you have access to a teleportation pod, be careful about what goes on in with you. If anything such as a fly, wasp or other member of the insect species goes in there with you the results could be dangerous.
  
• Don't fool around with oujia boards.
  
• Never EVER under any circustances stay at any hotel which bares a resemblance to the Bates Motel from Psycho.
  
• If your best friend or older/younger sibling turns into a vampire/werewolf or whatever monster it is that bit him/her, don't just stand there looking like a scaredy cat. Run as quickly as possible and scream like a maniac.
  
• Avoid the following numbers: 4 (this number is one the chinese consider bad luck), 9 (this was the cursed number John Lennon was ascioated with) 23, 13 (especially if it's connected to the weekday Friday) and 666.
  
• In case of zombie related emergency hide in an abandend shopping mall.
  
• In case of evil dead related zombie emergency call Ashley J.Williams.
  

• In case of vampire related emergencies- call Buffy.

• In case of ghost related emergencies- call the Ghostbusters.

• If the phone rings all by itself and there's no one there- do not answer it. Chances are there is a creepy voice at the other end of that phone that either says "Do you like scary movies?" or "You're gonna die in 7 days!".
  
• Never buy toys from a strange man in a dark alley. Chances are those toys are ALIVE and will probably attempt to kill you just like Chucky from Child's Play.
  
• Never buy a pet from a strange man in a dark alley.
  
• If you do a buy a pet from a strange man in a dark alley. Remember...DON'T expose it to sunlight or it will die, DON'T get it soaking wet because get it wet will cause it to multiply and NEVER EVER feed it after midnight doing this will cause the creature to mutate into a monster.
  
• If you see a suspicious looking stranger with a striped sweater, clawed gloves, a fedora hat and severely burnt skin- back away slowly. Chances are that's Freddy Krueger.
  
• Never ever go camping at a place called Camp Crystal Lake.
  
• If you're an American tourist, never go down the london moors at night.
  
• If there is a tyranosaurus rex on the prowl, don't make any sudden movements.
  
• If your older sibling is a boy and is named Norman, be warned-he may be a future serial killer.
  
• If your creepy cousin is a girl and is named Regan, be warned. She might be possessed.
  
• If your creepy cousin is a boy and is named Damien, be warned. He may be the son of Satan.
  
• If you and a bunch of friends on are being chased by a vicious tyranosaurus rex while you're in a jeep- tell the driver these three important words: "Must go faster!".
  
• Never ever steal anything from a dead person. Especially if it is an item that they treasured the most when they were alive. Chances are they are most likely going to rise from the grave and wreak their ghastly revenge on you unless you give it back.
  
• Never ever wake the dead. Even as a joke.
  
• When things get really really horrible, never say "Well at least it can't get any worse!". Because things WILL get worse.
  
• Never ever visit an abandoned amusement park at night. It's probably abandonend for a reason. Chances are that either some strange virus hacked all the rides or all the machines went berserk and attacked some of the staff.
  
• Never go on fishing expeditions to a lake/ocean that has had reports of shark attacks or swamp monster sightings.
  
• Don't go surfing at a beach which has had reports of shark attacks.
  
• Remember not to fall asleep in case of Freddy Krueger related emergencies. If you do, you're pretty much doomed.

Our favourite Bruce Campbell one liners

As we mentioned before we really like Bruce Campbell. We especially like him in Bubba HoTep, Army Of Darkness and the Evil Dead movies.

Here are our favourite lines of his:

• "Hail to the king baby"
• "Groovy"
• "I'LL SHALLOW YOUR SOUL!".
• "Good, bad, i'm the guy with the gun."
• "See this? This is my BOOMSTICK!"
• "Alright you primitive screwheads listen up!"
• 'I've got news for you, pal. You ain't leaving but two things right now, Jack and s***t and Jack left town".
• "Come Get Some"
• "Give me some sugar baby"
• Yo, sheb***h, let's go"
• "Honey, you got real ugly"

Bruce Campbell is one of our favourite actors. He's awesome. Ash is probably the coolest movie hero ever. In lots of ways Ash is kind of like Gaston.

Horror Hotel

We are going to tell all about Horror Hotel, a hillarious sitcom about a bunch of monsters who work in a hotel, and not just any hotel...a haunted one.

The characters:

• Bonesly (me) and Charlie (my brother)

Bonesly and Charlie are two rather intelligent zombies that are extremely good at inventing despite their rather dead composition (or should I say DEcomposition?)

• Vladimir (Sam Leno/Chinstar)

Vladimir is a rebelious vampire biker who rides a motorcycle similar to the one Ghost Rider has. Vladimir is always getting into trouble and is always trying to sink his fangs into the neck of an innocent young girl.

• Sheryl (Andria)

Sheryl is a rather "interesting" witch, Sheryl is an alcholic too and loves to make potions and all sorts of spooky recipes, she often includes alchol as one of the ingredients for her various recipes. She is quite good at magic even though sometimes her magic does get out of hand, especially when she's drunk.

• Bastian (Alan)

Bastian is a rather eccentric warlock who can turn into a black cat, he is also quite similar to Dale from King Of The Hill in appearance and personality. He and Sheryl are often seen together.

• Tyler (Joshua Louis Belushi/WereJoshPeckPrince)

Tyler is a teenwolf style werewolf with a knack for practical jokes. He's partly the reason why the guests are always getting scared out of the hotel.

• Ted

Ted is a Freddy Krueger-like character with a twisted sense of humour. Fred is fond of using one-liners on a regular basis. He always manages to make the guest's stay at the hotel a living nightmare (literally). This is the reason why guests never get a good night's sleep when they stay the night.

• Billy

Billy is a Jason Voorhees-like character who wears a hockey mask and carries a knife. He is the quiet one most of the time but he does speak on some occassions. Billy has rarely been seen without his hockey mask on. He is also quite shy.

• Mitch

Mitch is a Michael Myers-like character who wears a white mask. He is very mysterious and he loves to scare people. Mitch has never been seen without his mask on. Mitch is a lone wolf type who keeps to himself.

• Mark

A Norman Bates-like character and the creepiest one of the bunch. Mark spends most of his time polishing his knives and taking orders from his mother. Mark loves to scare people when they're in the shower (especially if it's a girl) and is also partly the reason why everyone never seems to come back to the hotel.

• Luka

Luka is a Werebelushi who is like a mafia boss, he is the official "boss" of the monsters. He always gets what he wants. You don't want to get on this guy's bad side.

• Jeff

Jeff is a human/fly hybrid like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly. He is exactly like Seth Brundle in terms of personality and appearance. He is a lot more cooler looking than Brundlefly though. He has wings, glowing red eyes, antennae, 4 arms, and two small vampire-ish fangs. He is incredibly strong and agile for someone of his size and build.

• Ben the Scare Bear

Ben is a teddy bear with a personality similar to Chucky from Child's Play. You may think that he's cute at first but you'll change your mind after you find out what he does to innocent guests who cross his path.

• Rocky

A Frankensteinesque golem who bears a resemblance to Rocky Balboa. He is a tough cookie and would never turn down a challenge.

• Graham (Captain Comedy)

Graham is an antromorphic grinch who bears a resemblance to Robbie Rotten from the Nick Jr children's show Lazytown. The design for this character is based on Jim Carrey's version of the grinch. He is quite similar to Edmund Blackadder in terms of personality.

• Mongo

Mongo is the gentle giant of the group, he is a King Kong-like creature with a heart of gold. Mongo may seem big and scary at first but he's quite nice when you get to know him. He speaks in a similar manner to the Incredible Hulk.

• Bobby

Bobby is a blob-like alien with the power to shapeshift into anyone and anything. He is a bit of a klutz but he means well. He is also very laid back.

• James and Ella

James and Ella are a mischevious brother and sister team who are also wererats. They're ALWAYS causing trouble.

• Vincent

A rather charismatic Vincent Price-like character who resembles Johnny Depp. He can scare people by turning into a Tim Burtonesque demon. He spends his term reading poetry by Edgar Allen Poe.

• Hugo

A rather skittish hunchback who resembles Peter Lorre and sounds like him too. He is in charge of room service. He is the second creepiest one of the group.

• Ace

A rather deranged character who is a lot like Alice Cooper. Ace has various supernatural powers including mind reading.

• Mr S. Creepington

The hotel manager. He is a rather surly demon. His job is to make sure that the guest's have a good time-however there is one problem and that problem is that Luka and his monstrous bunch are always screwing up and scaring away all the guests. He gets mad at them everytime this happens and he has a rather firey temper.

• Terry

Mr S. Creepington's bumbling assistant. Terry is a bat-like gargoyle who is always made fun of by James and Ella. His job is to keep an eye on Luka and the rest of the monsters that work in the hotel. He's also the resident snitch and is usually sent to try and rat out Luka and his monstrous bunch.

• Cleo (Kirsty)

An extremely beautiful and elegant Egpytian mummy queen. She is not afraid to speak her mind. She is also extremely rich.

• Bruce

The hotel's official health inspector. He bears a resemblance to Bruce Campbell's famous character Ash from the Evil Dead movies. His mannerisms, voice, hair style and costume are based on those of Gaston the villain from Disney's Beauty And The Beast. Much like Ash, he has a chainsaw where his left hand should be.

• Damien

Mr S.Creepington's nephew. He is based on Damien from the Omen. Damien posesss various demonic supernatural powers. He may seem like a cute kid but in actuality he's a babysitters' worst nightmare. He is also quite similar to the kid with the psychic powers from the Twilight Zone episode "It's A Good Life".

• Christie (Tazmin)

Damien's sister. She is based on Regan from The Exorcist. She is possessed by a demon. She may seem like an innocent girl at first but don't be fooled....she is quite the little demon.

• Jack

Jack is the hotel caretaker/janitor, he is based on Jack Torrance from The Shining. Much like Jack Torrance in the film, he is also prone to being driven insane. One thing he really hates about his job is that he gets bored easily and this drives him to the point of insanity. A running gag is that whenever he gets bored he goes insane.

• Frederick Jekyll/Henry Hyde (Tyrone The Terrible)

A scientist who changes into a big yeti-like monster at random. He is incredibly smart even as a monster. A running gag is that he's always changing into his monster form at random.