Differences

Big MacPherson of Deviantart once complained that Ted of my closet monster gang is a ripoff of Freddy Krueger  and he also said the same thing about Bruce being a rip-off of Ash,   and he also accused me of stealing other people's characters  -   technically it's NOT stealing,   they are parodies -    No Celebrities Were Harmed in the creation of these characters.

Here are the main differences between Freddy and Ted:

1. Freddy is a serial killer.
2. He kills his victims in his dreams.
3. He does it for fun or revenge purposes.
4. He has long claws for fingers.

Ted:

1. Ted is a good guy.
2. He has longer claws on his gloves than Freddy does.
3. He only scares people he doesn't like in their dreams.
4. He does it to teach them a lesson.
5. The stripes on his sweater go in a different direction.
6. His voice is less evil sounding.

Differences between Ash and Bruce:

1. Ash is a deadite slaying hero.
2. Ash has a chainsaw arm in the place of his left hand  -  sometimes a cybernetic arm.
3. He has an L shaped scar on the left side of his chin like the real Bruce Campbell does.
4. He works at S-Mart during the day.
5. He is a bit of a jerk at times.
6. He is the only survivor in the original group of kids in the first Evil Dead even though he was the weakest member of the group at that time.
7. He mostly wears either s-mart uniform or a torn shirt and brown pants.
8. Ash has brown hair and hazel brown eyes.
9. Ash knows a lot about how to repair things but he is "a bad slow thinker and a good fast thinker"
10. Ash has been possessed more than once as indicated in the video game,  the comic books (including Freddy VS Jason VS Ash in the nightmare that he has),  and Evil Dead II and Army Of Darkness.

Bruce:

1. Bruce is a demigod and has god-like powers.
2. Bruce's chainsaw arm is on the right side rather than the left.
3. He doesn't have a scar on the left side of his chin.
4. He is less of a jerk than Ash.
5. During the day he stays in a stone slumber state which is to say he is a statue during the day.
6. Unlike Ash who was the only survivor in the original group of kids in the first Evil Dead,  Bruce kind of serves as second of command in the monster gang.
7.  Bruce usually either wears battle armour when in combat or a neater variation of Ash's Army Of Darkness outfit.
8. Bruce has black hair and icy blue eyes.
9. Bruce knows a lot about building and repairing things as well as creating things,   but unlike Ash he is a very good slow thinker as well as a fast thinker -    he comes up with most of the plans in the closet monsters tv series.
10. Bruce rarely gets possessed as it has only happened once.

Weregrinch

On the night before Christmas, Jim starts to act more strangely than usually. He starts to become more than a little "grinchy" around this time of year. To make matters worse, it's a full moon night.

Jim and Jenny are having a Christmas eve dinner together when suddenly Jim starts to feel very strange and rushes off to the bathroom.

" I'm fine, i'm fine, i'm fine." Jim tries telling himself while looking in the mirror.
Then his mirror reflection jeers...."I don't think so. I just stole your girlfriend's christmas presents and cut down the tree with a chainsaw. Does that sound fine?" and chuckled evilly.
Jim looks to see that his hand is in "the claw" position from Liar Liar.

"What have you done with my haaaaaaaaaaaand?" Jim cries out.

Meanwhile Jenny is wondering why Jim's taking so long.

Jim looks in the mirror again just to see if Mirror Jim isn't there anymore, he sees his regular reflection in there but slowly it changes becoming more grinch-like, and pretty soon Jim starts experiencing the exact same thing.

First his eyes turn a yellowish colour, then a wicked Jack Nicholson-like cheshire cat smile appears on his face, he starts growling a little as well as developing quite a few grinchy characteristics as well as enhanced senses and super strength.

"Oh no. Not now. No!" he cries.

Then the changes continue as thick, lushious green fur starts slowly sprouting ALL OVER his body starting with his hands, his fingernails grow into long, black, sharp claws and his toenails do the same too.

"W-W-W-What's happening to me?" He cries.

Jim becomes even more grinch-like as the changes continue, this time the green fur sprouts on his face, he also develops very bushy eyebrows and his facial features become more grinch-like as a grinch-like muzzle starts to grow on his face- his nose turning black and moving upward. He starts becoming more and more grinch-like. He tries crying out for help but nothing happens.

And finallly Jim's changes finish off as his grinch-like muzzle finishes growing, his canine teeth become vamprish fangs, his hair grows longer and turns a dark green colour, his ears grow pointed and when the transformation is complete he is now the weregrinch.
Jim, now a weregrinch looks a like the grinch from the movie except he doesn't have the termite infested smile, his hair is longer and a dark greenish colour, he has much thicker fur, and he has his normal voice not the sean connery accent the one from the film has. He also still keeps his humanity while in grinch form and doesn't develop a taste for garbage or glass bottles but he does growl a little, but only when he's angry.
Jim in his new grinch-like form uses his super strength to break down the bathroom wall, goes outside and roars a loud, ferocious grinch-like roar at the moon.

"Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawr!"

The Gaston Superfans

There's a forum I visited regularly and that one forum is called Bittersweet and Strange, it's dedicated to Beauty And The Beast. There are several different kinds of fans that occupy there, fans of Belle are called Bellarians, fans of Beast are called Beasties, fans of Cogsworth are called Coggsies, Lumiere fans are called Lumies, and the most infamous are the fans of Gaston which are called Gastonians. I myself am a Gastonian, probably the most Gastonish gastonian around. I am Gastonian #342. A Gastonian's love for Gaston is contageous, once you've got it there's no turning back. We're like one big epidemic, sort of like a virus from one of those zombie movies but we don't turn people into brain-eating zombies like in Return Of The Living Dead.

Me and my friends have started our secret society of Gastonians, if you wish to join you're more than welcome to but you have to follow the gastonian code.

• It is illegal to say anything bad about Gaston.
  





• It is now illegal to say no to Gaston in anyway.
  
  


• It is now illegal to humilate Gaston in public.
  




• For females: It is now illegal to read when in the presence of Gaston.
  
  
  


• Valentine's Day shall now be named Everyone Loves Gaston Day. Where you are to worship him like if he was a god.
  
  
  
  





• For males: It is now illegal to say that you are better than him.
  
  
  
  





• It is illegal to make him look bad in anyway.
  
  
  
  





• From here on, boasting is now a state sport.
  
  
  
  





• The Gaston song will take the place of Happy Birthday as the birthday song.
  
  
  
  





• It is now illegal to make any wisecracks or really bad jokes about him and that includes making an insulting version of the Gaston song.
  
  
  
  





• A portrait or poster of Gaston should be hung-up on every wall.
  
  
  
  





• Everybody must have a Gaston shrine in their room.
  
  
  
  





• All Gaston Fan Club meetings and other matters at hand are to be held in the rec room also known as the Fortress Of Gastonitude.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  





• No Beasties (Beast fans) are allowed in the secret society Gastonians.
  
  
  
  





• To join the secret society of Gastonians, you must become a Gastonian yourself. To do this you must get bitten by one, after doing so you will undergo a painful American Werewolf In London style transformation. Just kiding, lol.
  
  
  
  





• Once you become a Gastonian, there is no turnin back once you're a Gastonian the only transformation options available are into Gaston himself, his super modes (such as Big wolfish werewolf Gaston, vampire Gaston and Beastman Gaston) or a hybrid of both yourself and him. All of this is optional.
  
  
  
  





• Never make Gaston mad.
  
  
  
  





• The town shall be renamed Gastonopolis.
  
  
  
  





• The most important rule of the secret society of Gastonians is that you must never mention it to any non Gastonian.
  
  
  
  





• Sucking up to Gaston is required.
  
  
  
  





• Obey all the other rules.
  
  
  
  Gastonishness is contageous. Looks like i've already been bitten by the Gaston bug. You know what they say....once bitten, twice shy ("Once Bitten, you will feel no pain boy, once bitten, singing in the rain boy...lightning starts, oh oh, hearts will be mine forever, gonna be mine forever, you won't feel the pain boy. you see the light, and hear the thunder, I need your touch it's a spell you put me under, been known to know you, gonna be mine forever and I aint lyin!"). From the looks of it I really am starting to become Gastonian- very gastonian indeed.

You see, us gastonians are a very unique breed. We are not like other fans of Beauty And The Beast. While most fans we know prefer the big hairy Beast, we like Gaston. When Belle fell for the beast, most people were like "Aaaw, isn't that sweet?'", we on the other hand were like "Big deal she fell in love with a big dumb hairy animal, so what?". We're different than the Bellerarians, Beasties, Cogsies, and Lumies- we're unique. We're the ones people never notice until it's too late. We're kind of like vampires except we don't evaporate when the sun hits us or turn into bats to make a quick getaway.

We call this our homage to Bruce Campbell, the image is of me as Gaston but with a difference. The right hand has been replaced by a chainsaw, a homage to the classic scene in Evil Dead 2 where Ash's left hand becomes possessed and he fights it and then cuts it off with a chainsaw- he then uses said chainsaw to fill in the spot of that stump where his left hand used to be. I also added a few scars on the face there, including an L shaped scar on his chin like the one Bruce himself has. Groovy.