Let's say you've been saving all your money up and selling everything in your possession just to get mutant powers. Now that you're finally going to get mutant powers what kind of mutant power would you want and why?
You have to be real careful with your choice of mutant superpower, like for instance if you were to have the same powers as Wolverine you would have to choose between the Adamantium claws or the mutant healing ability - which would you choose? I'd probably be smart and go with the mutant healing ability - because that could come in useful - and even though the claws are pretty awesome please note that there are several problems that could come with having those particular claws.
Now you probably think that I am a wimp for not choosing the claws, but on the contary I am doing the smart thing by going with the healing ability as it could come in useful. Besides I do NOT need the claws - I am a Weregrinch and as such as I already DO have claws.
If you were smart you would probably go with the healing ability to. Because that way you would easily be able to recover from any attack the enemy throws at you.
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Saturday, 26 June 2010
Monday, 7 June 2010
Weregrinch transformations
Pay close attention grinch-lovers as, i am going to tell you about the stages a person who has been bitten or scratched by a weregrinch undergoes when transforming into one.
Stage 1: Feeling Grinch-like.
Stage 1 of a weregrinch TF has the person who has been bitten develop certain grinch-like characteristics like super keen senses, super strength, enhanced stealth, glowing yellow eyes, and a cheshire cat grin (like Jack Nicholson only creepier), as well as starting to growl a little.
Stage 2: Green Furiness.
This is where the changes actually start taking place, first of all green fur will slowly start sprouting on the palms of the person's hands, fingernails will grow into long black claws while the hands start to resemble the ones of a grinch more than a human.
Stage 3: More Green Furiness
This time green fur sprouts on the person's feet as the toenails grow into claws while the feet slowly start to resemble more grinch-like feet, this can cause a problem for those who are wearing shoes as the shoes are most likely to burst at the seams.
Stage 4: A Little More Grinch-Like.
This is where the person becomes even more grinch-like, they also grow taller and wider, their hair will turn to the consistancy and texture of grinch hair before growing into a long wild mane and turning green, the ears stretch out and become pointed, green fur starts sprouting on the person's face, eyebrows become all bushy and green while the teeth become sharp fangs.
And finally..
Stage 5: All Grinched Out
This is where the person's face changes, the eyes turn an eerie yellowish colour with dark green pupils, the tip of the nose turns black and shifts upwards as a grinch-like muzzle starts to develop on the person's face, also during this stage they may develop a deeper more bestial voice - when the grinch-like muzzle is finished forming, the transformation is complete and that person is now a weregrinch.
Of course he/she may choose to keep their humanity, but remember - some grinch-like urges will kick in from time to time such as the urge to eat garbage and glass bottles, and the tendency to growl. The transformations are painful and scary at first but the person should get used to them, and the green fur growth does kind of itch at first - but like i said before they will get used to it.
Also if you're a weregrinch, you might want to keep well away of Christmas gifts, carols, or holly leaves as exposure to heavy doses of these will cause an involuntary transformation into grinch form. You may learn how to transform at will like me and Jim Carrey of course, but remember - on full moon nights you will involuntarily change into your weregrinch form once again - also it happens around the Christmas season as well or even before or after it, you'll be your human form again in the morning and all through the day until the sun goes down and the moon comes up - then when night falls you'll go grinch once again.
I hope this has been helpful to you.
Stage 1: Feeling Grinch-like.
Stage 1 of a weregrinch TF has the person who has been bitten develop certain grinch-like characteristics like super keen senses, super strength, enhanced stealth, glowing yellow eyes, and a cheshire cat grin (like Jack Nicholson only creepier), as well as starting to growl a little.
Stage 2: Green Furiness.
This is where the changes actually start taking place, first of all green fur will slowly start sprouting on the palms of the person's hands, fingernails will grow into long black claws while the hands start to resemble the ones of a grinch more than a human.
Stage 3: More Green Furiness
This time green fur sprouts on the person's feet as the toenails grow into claws while the feet slowly start to resemble more grinch-like feet, this can cause a problem for those who are wearing shoes as the shoes are most likely to burst at the seams.
Stage 4: A Little More Grinch-Like.
This is where the person becomes even more grinch-like, they also grow taller and wider, their hair will turn to the consistancy and texture of grinch hair before growing into a long wild mane and turning green, the ears stretch out and become pointed, green fur starts sprouting on the person's face, eyebrows become all bushy and green while the teeth become sharp fangs.
And finally..
Stage 5: All Grinched Out
This is where the person's face changes, the eyes turn an eerie yellowish colour with dark green pupils, the tip of the nose turns black and shifts upwards as a grinch-like muzzle starts to develop on the person's face, also during this stage they may develop a deeper more bestial voice - when the grinch-like muzzle is finished forming, the transformation is complete and that person is now a weregrinch.
Of course he/she may choose to keep their humanity, but remember - some grinch-like urges will kick in from time to time such as the urge to eat garbage and glass bottles, and the tendency to growl. The transformations are painful and scary at first but the person should get used to them, and the green fur growth does kind of itch at first - but like i said before they will get used to it.
Also if you're a weregrinch, you might want to keep well away of Christmas gifts, carols, or holly leaves as exposure to heavy doses of these will cause an involuntary transformation into grinch form. You may learn how to transform at will like me and Jim Carrey of course, but remember - on full moon nights you will involuntarily change into your weregrinch form once again - also it happens around the Christmas season as well or even before or after it, you'll be your human form again in the morning and all through the day until the sun goes down and the moon comes up - then when night falls you'll go grinch once again.
I hope this has been helpful to you.
Thursday, 3 June 2010
Weregrinches and the transformation process
Description:
Weregrinches (latin name: Lycanthius grinchus) are a very rare and unique species of lycanthrope that mainly appear around Christmas time but sometimes appear before and after xmas as well.
Appearance:
Weregrinches are covered in thick green fur, have pointed ears, small vampirish fangs, glowing eyes, long black clawed fingernails/toenails, a long mane, bushy eyebrows, and a grinch-like muzzle. Females tend to have a much longer mane, slitted eyes, shorter claws and darker lips.
Behaviour traits:
Most weregrinches have various grinch-like traits and characteristics such as super keen senses and amazing super agility, stealth and strength. They also tend to growl at their enemies. Weregrinches are also very mysterious and elusive.
Alignment:
Weregrinches are not good or evil but are in fact neutral. Weregrinches are often misunderstood because of their rather bad reputation. Weregrinches are sometimes feared by humans especially around Christmas time.
Most notable example: Jim Carrey.
Combat:
Weregrinches are very excellent fighters and are also very stealthy and clever. They make great ninjas too. They are also very deadly especially when under emotional stress and they transform whenever they're angry just like Bruce Banner aka the Incredible Hulk. Weregrinches have a variety of powerful attacks including their claw and bite attacks.
Transforming:
Weregrinches transform whenever they are under emotional stress especially if they are angry. They become particularly grinch-like around the Christmas season.
Transferring the curse:
There are two ways a weregrinch can turn another person into one of it's kind, one way is by bitting them and the other is by scratching them.
Becoming a weregrinch:
There are several ways a person can be transformed into a weregrinch, being bitten or scratched by one is the most common and basic way of doing it, but are also there are tons of other ways to do it as well. Santa sometimes gives people the curse of weregrinch as an alternative to giving them coal if they've been bad, and sometimes he gives it to them as a special bonus reward if they've been nice or good all year. Also being bitten by Jim Carrey also helps, seeing as he is the original weregrinch.
Now let's say you were to do a transformation of me into a weregrinch, now tell me how would do it?
I'd like mine to be slow and gradual and an affectionate parody of a typical horror movie transformation scene, and painful at scary at first. First of all it would probably start off with me developing some rather grinch-like traits such as glowing yellow eyes, a wicked cheshire cat grin (think Jack Nicholson sort of thing only creepier), super keen senses, enhanced stealth, agility and super strength, and growling a little. Then the first part to change would be the hands, green fur slowly starting to sprout on my palms as my fingernails grow into long black claws while hands become more grinch-like, same with the feet except the shoes would burst at the seams to reveal that my green fur is sprouting on them, toenails growing into long black clawed ones while the feet grow more grinch-like, i'd probably get taller and wider as well. Then my hair would develop the consistancy and texture of grinch hair then grow into a long wild mane then gradually turn green, then for the face green fur would slowly sprout on it as my eyebrows become all bushy and green, my eyes would be turning an eerie yellowish colour with dark green pupils, followed by the teeth becoming sharp fangs, and finally the tip of my nose turning black and shifting upward as a grinch-like muzzle forms on my face, either that or the nose stretching out into a more grinch-like fashion with the muzzle developing slowly. Also possibly i'd develop a deeper more bestial voice, or maybe get Jim Carrey's normal sounding voice (not the sean connery accent he had in the movie How The Grinch Stole Christmas) with a slightly menacing more demon-like echo, with of course a few growls thrown in.
Also I would probably choose to keep my humanity, as i think i would probably be able to transform at will. But some grinch-like urges would probably kick in such as the sudden taste for garbage or maybe the tendency to growl.
Weregrinches (latin name: Lycanthius grinchus) are a very rare and unique species of lycanthrope that mainly appear around Christmas time but sometimes appear before and after xmas as well.
Appearance:
Weregrinches are covered in thick green fur, have pointed ears, small vampirish fangs, glowing eyes, long black clawed fingernails/toenails, a long mane, bushy eyebrows, and a grinch-like muzzle. Females tend to have a much longer mane, slitted eyes, shorter claws and darker lips.
Behaviour traits:
Most weregrinches have various grinch-like traits and characteristics such as super keen senses and amazing super agility, stealth and strength. They also tend to growl at their enemies. Weregrinches are also very mysterious and elusive.
Alignment:
Weregrinches are not good or evil but are in fact neutral. Weregrinches are often misunderstood because of their rather bad reputation. Weregrinches are sometimes feared by humans especially around Christmas time.
Most notable example: Jim Carrey.
Combat:
Weregrinches are very excellent fighters and are also very stealthy and clever. They make great ninjas too. They are also very deadly especially when under emotional stress and they transform whenever they're angry just like Bruce Banner aka the Incredible Hulk. Weregrinches have a variety of powerful attacks including their claw and bite attacks.
Transforming:
Weregrinches transform whenever they are under emotional stress especially if they are angry. They become particularly grinch-like around the Christmas season.
Transferring the curse:
There are two ways a weregrinch can turn another person into one of it's kind, one way is by bitting them and the other is by scratching them.
Becoming a weregrinch:
There are several ways a person can be transformed into a weregrinch, being bitten or scratched by one is the most common and basic way of doing it, but are also there are tons of other ways to do it as well. Santa sometimes gives people the curse of weregrinch as an alternative to giving them coal if they've been bad, and sometimes he gives it to them as a special bonus reward if they've been nice or good all year. Also being bitten by Jim Carrey also helps, seeing as he is the original weregrinch.
Now let's say you were to do a transformation of me into a weregrinch, now tell me how would do it?
I'd like mine to be slow and gradual and an affectionate parody of a typical horror movie transformation scene, and painful at scary at first. First of all it would probably start off with me developing some rather grinch-like traits such as glowing yellow eyes, a wicked cheshire cat grin (think Jack Nicholson sort of thing only creepier), super keen senses, enhanced stealth, agility and super strength, and growling a little. Then the first part to change would be the hands, green fur slowly starting to sprout on my palms as my fingernails grow into long black claws while hands become more grinch-like, same with the feet except the shoes would burst at the seams to reveal that my green fur is sprouting on them, toenails growing into long black clawed ones while the feet grow more grinch-like, i'd probably get taller and wider as well. Then my hair would develop the consistancy and texture of grinch hair then grow into a long wild mane then gradually turn green, then for the face green fur would slowly sprout on it as my eyebrows become all bushy and green, my eyes would be turning an eerie yellowish colour with dark green pupils, followed by the teeth becoming sharp fangs, and finally the tip of my nose turning black and shifting upward as a grinch-like muzzle forms on my face, either that or the nose stretching out into a more grinch-like fashion with the muzzle developing slowly. Also possibly i'd develop a deeper more bestial voice, or maybe get Jim Carrey's normal sounding voice (not the sean connery accent he had in the movie How The Grinch Stole Christmas) with a slightly menacing more demon-like echo, with of course a few growls thrown in.
Also I would probably choose to keep my humanity, as i think i would probably be able to transform at will. But some grinch-like urges would probably kick in such as the sudden taste for garbage or maybe the tendency to growl.
Monday, 31 May 2010
Perfect weregrinch transformation
Now let's say you were to do a transformation of me into a weregrinch, now tell me how would you like to see it?
I'd like mine to be slow and gradual and an affectionate parody of a typical horror movie transformation scene, and painful at scary at first.
First of all it would probably start off with me developing some rather grinch-like traits such as glowing yellow eyes, a wicked cheshire cat grin (think Jack Nicholson sort of thing only creepier), super keen senses, enhanced stealth, agility and super strength, and growling a little.
Then the first part to change would be the hands, green fur slowly starting to sprout on my palms as my fingernails grow into long black claws while hands become more grinch-like, same with the feet except the shoes would burst at the seams to reveal that my green fur is sprouting on them, toenails growing into long black clawed ones while the feet grow more grinch-like, i'd probably get taller and wider as well.
Then my hair would develop the consistancy and texture of grinch hair then grow into a long wild mane then gradually turn green, then for the face green fur would slowly sprout on it as my eyebrows become all bushy and green, my eyes would be turning an eerie yellowish colour with dark green pupils, followed by the teeth becoming sharp fangs, and finally the tip of my nose turning black and shifting upward as a grinch-like muzzle forms on my face, either that or the nose stretching out into a more grinch-like fashion with the muzzle developing slowly.
Also possibly i'd develop a deeper more bestial voice, or maybe get Jim Carrey's normal sounding voice (not the sean connery accent he had in the movie How The Grinch Stole Christmas) with a slightly menacing more demon-like echo, with of course a few growls thrown in.
Also I would probably choose to keep my humanity, as i think i would probably be able to transform at will. But some grinch-like urges would probably kick in such as the sudden taste for garbage or maybe the tendency to growl.
I'd like mine to be slow and gradual and an affectionate parody of a typical horror movie transformation scene, and painful at scary at first.
First of all it would probably start off with me developing some rather grinch-like traits such as glowing yellow eyes, a wicked cheshire cat grin (think Jack Nicholson sort of thing only creepier), super keen senses, enhanced stealth, agility and super strength, and growling a little.
Then the first part to change would be the hands, green fur slowly starting to sprout on my palms as my fingernails grow into long black claws while hands become more grinch-like, same with the feet except the shoes would burst at the seams to reveal that my green fur is sprouting on them, toenails growing into long black clawed ones while the feet grow more grinch-like, i'd probably get taller and wider as well.
Then my hair would develop the consistancy and texture of grinch hair then grow into a long wild mane then gradually turn green, then for the face green fur would slowly sprout on it as my eyebrows become all bushy and green, my eyes would be turning an eerie yellowish colour with dark green pupils, followed by the teeth becoming sharp fangs, and finally the tip of my nose turning black and shifting upward as a grinch-like muzzle forms on my face, either that or the nose stretching out into a more grinch-like fashion with the muzzle developing slowly.
Also possibly i'd develop a deeper more bestial voice, or maybe get Jim Carrey's normal sounding voice (not the sean connery accent he had in the movie How The Grinch Stole Christmas) with a slightly menacing more demon-like echo, with of course a few growls thrown in.
Also I would probably choose to keep my humanity, as i think i would probably be able to transform at will. But some grinch-like urges would probably kick in such as the sudden taste for garbage or maybe the tendency to growl.
Tuesday, 27 April 2010
Werecat mj
We hope that you will enjoy this Michael Jackson tribute poem, it pays homage to Thriller.
When the full moon is up in the sky.
That's where Michael can be found.
He is a werecat, always on the prowl.
But don't be frightened, he just wants to play.
With his yellow cat eyes, whiskers, claws and fur.
He is ever so playful and nice.
He wouldn't hurt a fly.
A most lovable werecat indeed.
When the full moon arrises..
MJ transforms into a slinky feline.
Just like the hero from that show Manimal.
Because he's a werecat.
He loves to explore, he loves to play.
Such a playful werecat.
Likes to play around.
He brings joy wherever he goes.
He's ever so merry and cuddly.
Wouldn't hurt a fly.
Michael the werecat is oh so cute.
Prowling around all night long.
Michael the werecat is ever so friendly.
Wouldn't hurt a fly.
Wild, but can easily be tamed.
Yowling, hissing and purring.
His cat eyes darting back and fourth.
His fur shimmering so brightly in the moonlight.
He's prowling around looking for some fun.
But he's not scary, he's rather cute.
Michael the werecat loves to play.
Such a jokester, but oh so sweet.
He may look like a monstrous beast.
But don't be frightened, he just wants to play.
When the full moon is up in the sky.
That's where Michael can be found.
He is a werecat, always on the prowl.
But don't be frightened, he just wants to play.
With his yellow cat eyes, whiskers, claws and fur.
He is ever so playful and nice.
He wouldn't hurt a fly.
A most lovable werecat indeed.
When the full moon arrises..
MJ transforms into a slinky feline.
Just like the hero from that show Manimal.
Because he's a werecat.
He loves to explore, he loves to play.
Such a playful werecat.
Likes to play around.
He brings joy wherever he goes.
He's ever so merry and cuddly.
Wouldn't hurt a fly.
Michael the werecat is oh so cute.
Prowling around all night long.
Michael the werecat is ever so friendly.
Wouldn't hurt a fly.
Wild, but can easily be tamed.
Yowling, hissing and purring.
His cat eyes darting back and fourth.
His fur shimmering so brightly in the moonlight.
He's prowling around looking for some fun.
But he's not scary, he's rather cute.
Michael the werecat loves to play.
Such a jokester, but oh so sweet.
He may look like a monstrous beast.
But don't be frightened, he just wants to play.
Friday, 12 February 2010
Michael Jackson collectables
To honor the memory of the late King Of Pop we have some done some MJ toys.
Black Or White Magic Morphing Michael
This Transformers style action figure can be changed from Michael into a black panther and vice versa.
Thriller werecat MJ Mushabelly
This is a mushabelly version of Michael's werecat form from the Thriller music video- when you squeeze his tummy he makes cat-like noises such as hissing and purring.
Moonwalker Morphing Action Figure: Robo-Michael
This is another MJ transformers style figure, it changes from Michael into a superpowerful fighting robot and vice versa.
Moonwalker Morphing Action Figure: Spaceship Michael
This one changes from Michael into a cool flying spaceship and vice versa.
Moonwalker Morphing Action Figure: Turbo-Teen Michael
This one changes from Michael into a car and vice versa.
Ghosts cuddle buddies
These adorable cuddle buddies are of Michael's 5 different characters from the short film Ghosts which are Maestro, the Mayor, skeleton, superghoul, and ghoul mayor.
Spike the rabbit moonwalker plush
This adorable plush rabbit is Spike from Moonwalker. Spike talks when you squeeze his paw and he also sings.
Michael Jackson Interactive iFriend.
This is the MJ interactive iFriend, one of the many in the iFriends range of electronic plushes. It's just like the Jay Leno Playtime Friend except better, it has so many cool functions and it sings and dances. Comes with a Bubbles the chimp mini plush.
Neverland Valley playset
This is the perfect play area for your Michael Jackson iFriend. Here you can have him invite other toys such as beanie babies over to play with. It also comes with a special habitat for Bubbles.
Angel Michael Mini Plush
This Christmas put MJ on the top of your tree. This plush doll of Michael as an angel sings, talks, and tells stories- he also lights up in the dark and really flies.
You can get these toys at any toys, gifts or knick knack shops.
Black Or White Magic Morphing Michael
This Transformers style action figure can be changed from Michael into a black panther and vice versa.
Thriller werecat MJ Mushabelly
This is a mushabelly version of Michael's werecat form from the Thriller music video- when you squeeze his tummy he makes cat-like noises such as hissing and purring.
Moonwalker Morphing Action Figure: Robo-Michael
This is another MJ transformers style figure, it changes from Michael into a superpowerful fighting robot and vice versa.
Moonwalker Morphing Action Figure: Spaceship Michael
This one changes from Michael into a cool flying spaceship and vice versa.
Moonwalker Morphing Action Figure: Turbo-Teen Michael
This one changes from Michael into a car and vice versa.
Ghosts cuddle buddies
These adorable cuddle buddies are of Michael's 5 different characters from the short film Ghosts which are Maestro, the Mayor, skeleton, superghoul, and ghoul mayor.
Spike the rabbit moonwalker plush
This adorable plush rabbit is Spike from Moonwalker. Spike talks when you squeeze his paw and he also sings.
Michael Jackson Interactive iFriend.
This is the MJ interactive iFriend, one of the many in the iFriends range of electronic plushes. It's just like the Jay Leno Playtime Friend except better, it has so many cool functions and it sings and dances. Comes with a Bubbles the chimp mini plush.
Neverland Valley playset
This is the perfect play area for your Michael Jackson iFriend. Here you can have him invite other toys such as beanie babies over to play with. It also comes with a special habitat for Bubbles.
Angel Michael Mini Plush
This Christmas put MJ on the top of your tree. This plush doll of Michael as an angel sings, talks, and tells stories- he also lights up in the dark and really flies.
You can get these toys at any toys, gifts or knick knack shops.
Sunday, 27 September 2009
Weregrinch
On the night before Christmas, Jim starts to act more strangely than usually. He starts to become more than a little "grinchy" around this time of year. To make matters worse, it's a full moon night.
Jim and Jenny are having a Christmas eve dinner together when suddenly Jim starts to feel very strange and rushes off to the bathroom.
" I'm fine, i'm fine, i'm fine." Jim tries telling himself while looking in the mirror.
Then his mirror reflection jeers...."I don't think so. I just stole your girlfriend's christmas presents and cut down the tree with a chainsaw. Does that sound fine?" and chuckled evilly.
Jim looks to see that his hand is in "the claw" position from Liar Liar.
"What have you done with my haaaaaaaaaaaand?" Jim cries out.
Meanwhile Jenny is wondering why Jim's taking so long.
Jim looks in the mirror again just to see if Mirror Jim isn't there anymore, he sees his regular reflection in there but slowly it changes becoming more grinch-like, and pretty soon Jim starts experiencing the exact same thing.
First his eyes turn a yellowish colour, then a wicked Jack Nicholson-like cheshire cat smile appears on his face, he starts growling a little as well as developing quite a few grinchy characteristics as well as enhanced senses and super strength.
"Oh no. Not now. No!" he cries.
Then the changes continue as thick, lushious green fur starts slowly sprouting ALL OVER his body starting with his hands, his fingernails grow into long, black, sharp claws and his toenails do the same too.
"W-W-W-What's happening to me?" He cries.
Jim becomes even more grinch-like as the changes continue, this time the green fur sprouts on his face, he also develops very bushy eyebrows and his facial features become more grinch-like as a grinch-like muzzle starts to grow on his face- his nose turning black and moving upward. He starts becoming more and more grinch-like. He tries crying out for help but nothing happens.
And finallly Jim's changes finish off as his grinch-like muzzle finishes growing, his canine teeth become vamprish fangs, his hair grows longer and turns a dark green colour, his ears grow pointed and when the transformation is complete he is now the weregrinch.
Jim, now a weregrinch looks a like the grinch from the movie except he doesn't have the termite infested smile, his hair is longer and a dark greenish colour, he has much thicker fur, and he has his normal voice not the sean connery accent the one from the film has. He also still keeps his humanity while in grinch form and doesn't develop a taste for garbage or glass bottles but he does growl a little, but only when he's angry.
Jim in his new grinch-like form uses his super strength to break down the bathroom wall, goes outside and roars a loud, ferocious grinch-like roar at the moon.
Jim, now a weregrinch looks a like the grinch from the movie except he doesn't have the termite infested smile, his hair is longer and a dark greenish colour, he has much thicker fur, and he has his normal voice not the sean connery accent the one from the film has. He also still keeps his humanity while in grinch form and doesn't develop a taste for garbage or glass bottles but he does growl a little, but only when he's angry.
Jim in his new grinch-like form uses his super strength to break down the bathroom wall, goes outside and roars a loud, ferocious grinch-like roar at the moon.
"Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawr!"
Saturday, 13 June 2009
Rejected
A long while ago, me and my brother wrote a story for a transformation themed site called Doc's Lab (not to be confused with our lab of course). It was about a rockstar who turns into an antropomorphic Jim Carrey style grinch. We called it I Was A Rocking Weregrinch. After we finished typing the whole thing up we submitted to the website. Sadly, though it never got added to that big story list of theirs. So we assume it was rejected. We did a second one in a similar style except a little more light hearted, we called it Hollywood Grinch. It was about a star who gets a job performing as the grinch for the annual grinchmas celebration at universal studios- and ends up becoming a grinch himself (literally). This one also sadly got rejected, apparently those no talent losers at the Doc's Lab forum said it was too childish and that the main character was a "Marty Stu" type. They kept saying stuff like..."What, haven't you outgrown Dr Seuss yet?". Which if you ask me, was just plain insulting. They are wrong. The main character in the story is NOT a "Marty Stu" at all- he's a rich, mysterious Bruce Wayne type. The stories on Doc's Lab are good but some are just a little too rauncy for even my liking, and not to mention that some of the descriptions of the transformations are more than just a little graphic. There are a lot of good ones but there are some which really kind of turn me off and squick me out- and those ones are ones where innocent girls are turned into cows and ones where people become birds- I have an aversion to cows and birds. My mother HATES certain kinds of bird, one time during the summer we were in the backyard lying about, my mother was relaxing and this stupid bird comes flying by and sqwuarks at her twice, she then yells "Oh shut up bird!" and then swore at it. Bird tfs are absolutely the worst kind of animal tf there is, the beak growing part would be THE worst part of the thing- heck, I can't even describe how that part would go- just thinking about it makes me hurl. It would be like something out of Company Of Wolves (which is a brilliant werewolf film btw). Don't get me started on cow tfs, I have had an aversion to cows ever since I was forced to watch that Fingerprint Farm segment on Playdays when I was little. The damm cow from that segment always creeped me out and so did the owl- the owl was so spooky when it did it's "twit twoo toodleoo" hoot at the end of that segment. Cow tfs are horrible especially for the poor girl having to endure them. This is the precist reason why we DON'T do either one of those tfs. Heck, we stay away from hooved animals in general (except the moose of course, that's because weremoose is our close personal friend) and we steer clear from any birds. I guess those guys at Doc's Lab wanted something a bit more dark and edgy. We don't usually do stories like that. Sure we've done a few of those but those were just for a contest. We don't do dark and edgy- and I am no Tim Burton. We don't usually do ones with graphic transformation scenes in them-we've only do it once. But we DON'T do horrifying transformation scenes, I've only done it once but they're not as good as how David Cronenberg does them- and on a side note, I am no Seth Brundle/Brundlefly- even though people say I'm a lot like him.
Our grinch transformation stories can be seen in "Morphs, Legends, and Heroes" - a book compilation of short stories, poems and transcripts me and my friends have put together. It's quite an entertaining read. There's a couple of Millitary Koalas ones in there too including one my brother wrote which tell us about the origin of Andria's character Madonna. There's also one Chinstar wrote where his character teams up with Ash from the Evil Dead films. There's also quite a few about Chumsley in there. There's also a cute adventure story my brother wrote called Amiright Babies, it's kind of like Muppet Babies. And there's also a Rattastein Brothers short story we wrote.
Our grinch transformation stories can be seen in "Morphs, Legends, and Heroes" - a book compilation of short stories, poems and transcripts me and my friends have put together. It's quite an entertaining read. There's a couple of Millitary Koalas ones in there too including one my brother wrote which tell us about the origin of Andria's character Madonna. There's also one Chinstar wrote where his character teams up with Ash from the Evil Dead films. There's also quite a few about Chumsley in there. There's also a cute adventure story my brother wrote called Amiright Babies, it's kind of like Muppet Babies. And there's also a Rattastein Brothers short story we wrote.
Wednesday, 10 June 2009
My list of desired superpowers
Life would be easier for me if I had superpowers and I have a list of superpowers I would love to have and they are:
- The same powers that Jim Carrey had in The Mask. Heck, ANY superpower that Jim has. And that includes becoming Jim himself.
- Elemental power: Water, fire (on occasion) or ice.
- Summoning powers like the ones used by the summoners in the Final Fantasy game series.
- The Omnitrix with the master code. All of ben's aliens.
- Night vision.
- The power to grow my fingernails into Wolverine style/Freddy style/Edward Scissorhands style claws.
- The powers of any character from a tim burton film (including the aforementioned scissor hands abilitiy)
- Super speed, super strength, invulnerability, immortality and flight.
- Ice breath, fire breath, or a super sonic screaming power.
- The ability to go into any computer game and bring back weapons and stuff from that game into real life.
- The magical abilities of a master spellcaster.
- Animal-like senses and abilities (e.g lizard camouflage, keen sense of smell, cat-like agility, a rats power to give people diseases, or the amphibian power to live on land and in water as well as a fish‘s ability to breath underwater,heck I would also be able to commuincate to animals/plants too, heck you can give me the animal shape shifting abilities of the Animorphs or even the ones of the Bloody Roar characters).
- The powers of Masked Rider, the powers of the Mystic Knights or the Beetleborgs (heck, give me the power rangers powers too as well as their zords)
- Telekenesis/Pyrokenesis (the telekinesis of the blue/gold beetle Borg)
- The powers of the following Marvel superheroes: Spiderman, Thor, Hulk , Ghost Rider, Daredevil, Any Fantastic Four member, the following X Men characters: Beast, Cyclops, Storm, Rogue, Night Crawler. Captain America. (I would also be able to have super villain powers too like symbiote powers of Venom and Carnage, or even Magneto‘s amazing magnetic powers as well as the powers of Galactus)
- The powers of the following D.C superheroes: Green Lantern any Teen Titans member (especially Cyborg, Raven, Beast Boy or Starfire) or The Flash . (It would be pretty rad having the powers of some of the D.C villains too like Mr Freeze’s ice powers or Manbat’s powers).
- Transformer abilities: Mainly a motorcycle, air plane, boat/battle ship, spaceship (flying saucer or ufo would do nicely), or a cool car like Elvis’s cadilac, a ratfink style hot rod, The Ecto-1 from Ghostbusters, The Blues Mobile or even a limo (in my “robot mode” I would resemble Roboborg)
- The powers that the character of Mohinder Suresh from Heroes has. Also Skylar's shapeshifting or hiro's time travel powers.
- The power to bring art to life.
- The powers of the Drawn Together character Wooldor Sockbat.
- Growing/shrinking powers, also the melt powers of Meltman from Action League.
Invisiblity. - The power to turn into a dog like Tim Allen in the Shaggy Dog.
- The powers of the following monsters: Vampire, Frankenstein/Bride Of Frankenstein, Mummy, Swamp thing, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Ghost (Danny Phantom style), Mr Hyde, super smart non b movie zombie, the Michael Jackson ghoul from Ghosts, Pirates Of The Carribean skeleton/fish person, Slimer, Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Terminator (all modes), all those demons that the girl from the Primal video game can turn into, RoboCop, Grinch (Jim Carrey version), Tim Burton movie creature, Ben Willis, Chucky, Bigfoot/Yeti/Sasquatch, that shadow thing from Lost, any monster from mythology and folklore, lycanthrope/chubbanthrope of choice , and they would be monster morph powers like the ones used by Robin in Muppet Monster Adventure (meaning I would be able to turn into those monsters too Too in exact the same Robin the frog does in the game).
- The Force and The Schwartz (both sides of them).
- Psychic powers like Raven from That’s So Raven.
- The Looney Tunes-like ability to defy the laws of phsyics.
- The ability to change my enemies into stone or chrystal just by staring at them ala Medusa.
- The ability to bring any object to life.
- The ability to mutate myself (e.g give myself gorilla arms, a lion's mane, bat wings or koala paws)
- The ability to manifest myself onto anything I see ala how Flabber can make himself appear on different objects in Beetleborgs.
- Lazer vision, heat vision, x ray vision.
- The ability to multiply myself into thousands or more.
- Teleportation
- the ability to cause any natural disaster.
- The ability to command all electrical and all non electrical appliances.
- The powers of the nicktoon character Johnny Test.
- Inspect Gadget’s abilities.
- The powers of the main character from Juliet Jekyll and Hariet Hyde (she can turn into a furry yeti-like thing).
- The amazing healing powers of Grigory Rasputin (plus his lich abilities from the movie Anastasia)
- Danny Phantom’s ghost powers.
- The powers of the following Heavy Metal characters: Den,Taarma, Captain Stern.
- Super bat-like sonar.
- Camouflage.
- The powers of Bart’s alter ego Stretch Dude.
- The powers of the following Mortal Kombat characters: Subzero, Shang Tsung, Scorpion, Nitra, Reptile.
- Fire breath, Ice breath or electric breath.
- Possession.
- Mind control.
- Robotic limbs!
- The ability to become a claymation version of myself, a Simpsons version of myself, and various other animated versions of myself (including anime style as well as become flat at will like the hero from the book Flat Stanley).
Wednesday, 3 June 2009
Jim Carrey photomanips
Our friend Darwin Chance aka Captain Comedy is a huge Jim Carrey fan and even looks like him. So we had some photomanips featuring Jim Carrey.
This first one is one we did of him as a monkey, we call this one the Monkey King. In Chinese myth and legends there is a heroic character who is part man part monkey- they call him the monkey king. This particular myth serves as the inspiration for the Sayain race from Dragon Ball/Dragon Ball Z/Dragon Ball GT.
This one is one we did of him as a werewolf- we call it Man's Best Friend.
This one is one we did of Ace Ventura as a cat and is titled Animal Ace Has Become. This was inspired by the song Animal I've Become by Three Days Grace. In one of our Ace Ventura fanfics- one titled Case Of The Fiesty Feline, Ace is asked to find a rich heiress's favourite pet cat. Ace gets a little more than he bargained for. My brother did a sketch of Ace Ventura rocking out to the song-and it gave me the inspiration for this piece.
This is one we call Down With The Sickness. It's a photomanip we did of our friend Darwin "Captain Comedy" Chance as a grinch. We went to Universal Studios in late 2000, we saw where they were filming How The Grinch Stole Christmas, we happened to meet Jim Carrey. Jim was in his grinch makeup which was pretty cool. Jim told us that his grinchishness is highly contagious- we weren't sure if he was joking or being serious when he said that. A couple of hours later, we see not one but two grinches- Jim AND our friend Darwin.
This one is called Green With Envy. Apparently Jim Carrey wasn't joking when he told us that his grinchishness is highly contageous. This photomanip is of me as a grinch.
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