Ghoulish delight

I've been told I am quite a good singer.    My vocal range is a sort of a baritone almost on B-minor scale.   I do mainly comedic song styles but I do like to experiment a little bit with different styles and voices.   I sometimes on occassion do dark carbaret just like the singer Voltaire.

I like all kinds of scary things including horror movies,   scary music,  monsters,  ghouls,  and scary tv shows.      My favourite horror themed shows include Tales From The Darkside,  Tales From The Crypt,  Goosebumps,   Are You Afraid Of The Dark,  and Masters Of Horror.

I quite enjoy visiting haunted houses and other scary places,   I like Halloween horror nights at Universal as well,  they're a lot of fun to see and participate in.     I especially like Army Of Darkness pit fight scene reinactment.

I consider a changing portrait to be one of the most impressive and essential halloween haunted house decorations around,   that's because it's clever the way that they change from something nice to something truly frightening when you turn around.

Now if you had your own haunted house with a changing portrait on the wall or above the fireplace what would yours be?   Mine would start off as one of myself but then morphs into one of Jim Carrey in the middle of transforming into a weregrinch - complete with evil grinchy smile.


What are your absolute favourite horror themed tv shows or movies and what are your favourite halloween songs?    

Our friend Andria

We would like to dedicate this post to a special friend of ours,   our friend Andria Kilgore.   Andria has been supporting me ever since my Amiright days and she realised that I had gotten framed and that getting banned from the site was unjust.

She also knows that I would not do anything to hurt my friends or family.    Also she knows not to believe anything that Encyclopedia Dramatica,   Metokur.org or Slapstick Anarchy says about me.

She is probably the only one who knows that i'm not a werejohncandy besides my bro and my real life friends.

In a way she is quite similar to quite a lot of famous Disney princessess -  she kind of resembles Ariel in a way except she has legs.     She also reminds me a bit of Fiona from Shrek except she's not an ogress.


Andria,   thanks for all the support -  you're the best online friend a guy could ever ask for.   And I hope that you'll keep supporting us both on Deviantart and on here.   And keep up the good work on that new blog of yours - it's always amusing looking at the gory and horrible things that have taken place in the photos on there.

I would like to appologise,  during my first time on Deviantart I played an elaborate joke on all my watchers and i claimed I was a natural born werejohncandy,   for that I say that I am sorry for pulling that joke on you -  as I am NOT really a werejohncandy of any kind -  I am a weregrinch.   So I hope you forgive me for that joke I pulled on you.  

Green Moon Rising

I hope you like this little horror story,  it's set on Christmas Eve and pays homage to the beginning and end of Michael Jackson's Thriller music video -  except with me in the place of MJ,  Andria in the place of Ola Ray and with me turning into a Weregrinch rather than a werecat.

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It was Christmas Eve, and me and Andria Kilgore were in the car, on the way to a big Christmas eve party at a friend's house - we seemed to be making record time - but unfortunately the car ran out of gas.



"Honestly... we're out of gas." I told her.



"So. What are we going to do now?" Andria inquired.



The two of us got of the car and went for a walk in the moonlight woods.



"I'm sorry I didn't believe you." She said.



"Can I ask you something?" I asked.



"What?" She responded.



"You know I like you don't you?" I inquired.



"Yes." She replied.



"And I hope you like me, the way I like you." I told her.



"Yes." She replied.



"I was wondering if...if you would be my friend." I responded.



"Oh Nathan!" She exclaimed.



We hugged eachother in a best friends sort of way for a brief second. I gave Andria a present, she opened the gift and inside it was a Best Friends Forever TY Beanie bear.



"It's beautiful." She cooed, admiring the gift.



"Now it's official." I responded. "I have something I want to tell ya."



"Yes, Nathan?" She inquired.



"I'm not like other guys." I warned her.



"Of course not, that's why I like you." She responded.



"No...I mean i'm different." I told her.



"What are you talking about?" She inquired.



Just then the moon came out from behind the clouds.



"Ooh..aaah!" I yelped as I doubled over in pain.



"Are you alright?" She asked.



"GO AWAY!!!!" I growled, in a deeper more bestial voice - looking up at her with yellow grinch-like eyes and sharp white fangs.



Andria looked in horror as I started to transform into a weregrinch, my face slowly becoming grinch-like, my ears stretching out and becoming pointed, green fur growing on my face, hair turning into the texture and consistancy of grinch hair before growing into a long wild mane and turning green, eyebrows going all bushy and green, the tip of my nose turning black and shifting upwards as a grinch-like muzzle formed on my face, then my hands became more grinch-like with green fur growing on the palms as my fingernails grew into long sharp claws, same with my feet too - when the changes were complete, I was a fully transformed weregrinch - and I growled as I looked at my more grinch-like hand.



She ran away further into the woods, and I now a fully transformed weregrinch looked both ways and tried to find her, i then started to run after her - knocking over a Christmas tree that happened to be in my way, letting out a low menacing roar at the full moon, I eventually caught up with her and leaped in front of her - knocking her down, and I roared as I reached for her with my clawed grinch-like hands - and I roared again as i was about to move in on her... but that is..



She escaped and hid in the old Psycho house, I caught up with her once more and was about to attack when.. she awoke - screaming in terror.



"Aaah!" She screamed, still a little jittered.



"What's the problem?" I asked.



Andria calmed down and looked around and saw that everything looked normal, i wasn't in weregrinch form - and it was like nothing happened at all.



"Come on, i'll take you home." I said.



I began to pick up Andria off the couch and began to walk her home.. but then I turned around revealing my yellow grinch-like eyes and a rather grinchy smile on my face.



Turns it it was all a dream.......or was it?

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Getting Grinchy With It

Contrary to what you have read on Metokur.org and Encyclopedia Dramatica i am most deffinately NOT a werejohncandy,    I am most certainly a weregrinch -  and a damm fine one at that.  

I've always admired grinches,   they have so many admirable traits,  for one thing they are super strong -  and very sly and stealthy not to mention very intelligent,   I've also known that they're existed long before the book How The Grinch Stole Christmas was even written - in fact they've been around for centuries.   

It is a little known fact that my father is one,   he can shift between human and grinch form at will though -  his human form looks sort of like Bruce Campbell -    it was never revealed though that is until BCRE8TVE on Deviantart posted his story The Grinch Who Stole Her Heart for the Metamorphosis Group We Will Transform You project (you'd love it,  lots of transformation themed stories, art, photomanips and comics)  and it was a lovely story that not only featured me and several of my friends but also had me turning into a grinch which was pretty awesome as i've always wanted to be one,   and also my mother had a very vital part in the story as well.

I've always wanted to be a grinch,  ever since I saw the live action movie adaptation of How The Grinch Stole Christmas with Jim Carrey in it,   mind you it was a brilliant movie -  and the makeup effects were amazing.      Now that I am a weregrinch,  that dream of mine has finally come true.

So don't pay any attention to Encyclopedia Dramatica and Metokur.org,   I am a weregrinch - and a damm fine one at that.

Oh,  and if anyone from either one of those sites comes on here -  there will be trouble and I will show no mercy.  

As i'm sure you know,   grinches are notoriously sly and clever - and they're masters of disguise - in fact the number of people who are actually grinches in disguise gets bigger each and every year.  Grinches are pretty dangerous -  and not to mention have super strength,  that is why it is wise never to make a grinch mad -  they can transform humans into their kind in quite a few unique ways - one of which is by scratching them with their claws.      They can also transform people with their breath just like the Grand Duke from the film Rock A Doodle.

I've written quite a lot grinch transformation stories - using the movie version of the Grinch of course -  and they're in my Deviantart gallery as one of the many literature pieces.    I also read one which is a cross over between How The Grinch Stole Christmas and Horton Hears A Who,  which has Mayor McDodd get turned into a Grinch after recieving a curse from the mean one himself.    I heavily reccomend reading it.


I'm not in weregrinch form just yet,  even though I may be starting to transform - i'm not entirely sure.  I'm pretty sure that i'm either in human form right now or starting to transform already.   I can never tell.


They say it's not easy being green,  but I digress - I think it is rather easy being green.

Weregrinches and the transformation process

Description:
Weregrinches (latin name: Lycanthius grinchus) are a very rare and unique species of lycanthrope that mainly appear around Christmas time but sometimes appear before and after xmas as well.


Appearance:

Weregrinches are covered in thick green fur, have pointed ears, small vampirish fangs, glowing eyes, long black clawed fingernails/toenails, a long mane, bushy eyebrows, and a grinch-like muzzle. Females tend to have a much longer mane, slitted eyes, shorter claws and darker lips.



Behaviour traits:



Most weregrinches have various grinch-like traits and characteristics such as super keen senses and amazing super agility, stealth and strength. They also tend to growl at their enemies. Weregrinches are also very mysterious and elusive.







Alignment:



Weregrinches are not good or evil but are in fact neutral. Weregrinches are often misunderstood because of their rather bad reputation. Weregrinches are sometimes feared by humans especially around Christmas time.



Most notable example: Jim Carrey.


Combat:



Weregrinches are very excellent fighters and are also very stealthy and clever. They make great ninjas too. They are also very deadly especially when under emotional stress and they transform whenever they're angry just like Bruce Banner aka the Incredible Hulk. Weregrinches have a variety of powerful attacks including their claw and bite attacks.



Transforming:





Weregrinches transform whenever they are under emotional stress especially if they are angry. They become particularly grinch-like around the Christmas season.



Transferring the curse:



There are two ways a weregrinch can turn another person into one of it's kind, one way is by bitting them and the other is by scratching them.







Becoming a weregrinch:



There are several ways a person can be transformed into a weregrinch, being bitten or scratched by one is the most common and basic way of doing it, but are also there are tons of other ways to do it as well. Santa sometimes gives people the curse of weregrinch as an alternative to giving them coal if they've been bad, and sometimes he gives it to them as a special bonus reward if they've been nice or good all year. Also being bitten by Jim Carrey also helps, seeing as he is the original weregrinch.



Now let's say you were to do a transformation of me into a weregrinch, now tell me how would do it?

I'd like mine to be slow and gradual and an affectionate parody of a typical horror movie transformation scene, and painful at scary at first. First of all it would probably start off with me developing some rather grinch-like traits such as glowing yellow eyes, a wicked cheshire cat grin (think Jack Nicholson sort of thing only creepier), super keen senses, enhanced stealth, agility and super strength, and growling a little. Then the first part to change would be the hands, green fur slowly starting to sprout on my palms as my fingernails grow into long black claws while hands become more grinch-like, same with the feet except the shoes would burst at the seams to reveal that my green fur is sprouting on them, toenails growing into long black clawed ones while the feet grow more grinch-like, i'd probably get taller and wider as well. Then my hair would develop the consistancy and texture of grinch hair then grow into a long wild mane then gradually turn green, then for the face green fur would slowly sprout on it as my eyebrows become all bushy and green, my eyes would be turning an eerie yellowish colour with dark green pupils, followed by the teeth becoming sharp fangs, and finally the tip of my nose turning black and shifting upward as a grinch-like muzzle forms on my face, either that or the nose stretching out into a more grinch-like fashion with the muzzle developing slowly. Also possibly i'd develop a deeper more bestial voice, or maybe get Jim Carrey's normal sounding voice (not the sean connery accent he had in the movie How The Grinch Stole Christmas) with a slightly menacing more demon-like echo, with of course a few growls thrown in.





Also I would probably choose to keep my humanity, as i think i would probably be able to transform at will. But some grinch-like urges would probably kick in such as the sudden taste for garbage or maybe the tendency to growl.

Perfect weregrinch transformation

Now let's say you were to do a transformation of me into a weregrinch, now tell me how would you like to see it?

I'd like mine to be slow and gradual and an affectionate parody of a typical horror movie transformation scene, and painful at scary at first.

First of all it would probably start off with me developing some rather grinch-like traits such as glowing yellow eyes, a wicked cheshire cat grin (think Jack Nicholson sort of thing only creepier), super keen senses, enhanced stealth, agility and super strength, and growling a little.

Then the first part to change would be the hands, green fur slowly starting to sprout on my palms as my fingernails grow into long black claws while hands become more grinch-like, same with the feet except the shoes would burst at the seams to reveal that my green fur is sprouting on them, toenails growing into long black clawed ones while the feet grow more grinch-like, i'd probably get taller and wider as well.

Then my hair would develop the consistancy and texture of grinch hair then grow into a long wild mane then gradually turn green, then for the face green fur would slowly sprout on it as my eyebrows become all bushy and green, my eyes would be turning an eerie yellowish colour with dark green pupils, followed by the teeth becoming sharp fangs, and finally the tip of my nose turning black and shifting upward as a grinch-like muzzle forms on my face, either that or the nose stretching out into a more grinch-like fashion with the muzzle developing slowly.

Also possibly i'd develop a deeper more bestial voice, or maybe get Jim Carrey's normal sounding voice (not the sean connery accent he had in the movie How The Grinch Stole Christmas) with a slightly menacing more demon-like echo, with of course a few growls thrown in.




Also I would probably choose to keep my humanity, as i think i would probably be able to transform at will. But some grinch-like urges would probably kick in such as the sudden taste for garbage or maybe the tendency to growl.

The grinch is out

First of all i would like to point out that I am NOT a werejohncandy and never have been, I AM a weregrinch.   Those people at Encyclopedia Dramatica don't even know me,  and neither do the people at Metokur.org


I am a real weregrinch.  It's true.

I'm not fat, i'm 5'7 170lbs - everybody knows that. I am NOT retarded in any way, was NOT raped by an uncle and my parents do love me.



Grinch blood runs through my veins you know, and no i'm not a sick fuck who wants to give up on humanity or wishes they born an animal, in fact i love humanity - i care about the human race deeply - and to be honest i am really am a weregrinch.



I can transform at will, and but the following things will cause me to transform involuntarily:


1. Extreme emotions such as anger or jealousy.

2. The full moon night.

3. Christmas cheer.

4. Exposure to heavy doses of christmas gifts, christmas carols or holly leaves.

The perfect weregrinch transformation

Greetings monster lovers,   Nathan F the human/weregrinch here.    Tonights topic is about weregrinches and what my ideal transformation into one would be like.


Here is some basic info about them:

Description:

Weregrinches (latin name: Lycanthius grinchus) are a very rare and unique species of lycanthrope that mainly appear around Christmas time but sometimes appear before and after xmas as well.



Appearance:

Weregrinches are covered in thick green fur, have pointed ears, small vampirish fangs, glowing eyes, long black clawed fingernails/toenails, a long mane, bushy eyebrows, and a grinch-like muzzle. Females tend to have a much longer mane, slitted eyes, shorter claws and darker lips.



Behaviour traits:

Most weregrinches have various grinch-like traits and characteristics such as super keen senses and amazing super agility, stealth and strength. They also tend to growl at their enemies. Weregrinches are also very mysterious and elusive.



Alignment:

Weregrinches are not good or evil but are in fact neutral. Weregrinches are often misunderstood because of their rather bad reputation. Weregrinches are sometimes feared by humans especially around Christmas time.



Most notable example: Jim Carrey.



Combat:

Weregrinches are very excellent fighters and are also very stealthy and clever. They make great ninjas too. They are also very deadly especially when under emotional stress and they transform whenever they're angry just like Bruce Banner aka the Incredible Hulk. Weregrinches have a variety of powerful attacks including their claw and bite attacks.

Transforming:


Weregrinches transform whenever they are under emotional stress especially if they are angry. They become particularly grinch-like around the Christmas season.



Transferring the curse:

There are two ways a weregrinch can turn another person into one of it's kind, one way is by bitting them and the other is by scratching them.



Becoming a weregrinch:

There are several ways a person can be transformed into a weregrinch, being bitten or scratched by one is the most common and basic way of doing it, but are also there are tons of other ways to do it as well. Santa sometimes gives people the curse of weregrinch as an alternative to giving them coal if they've been bad, and sometimes he gives it to them as a special bonus reward if they've been nice or good all year.  Also being bitten by Jim Carrey also helps,  seeing as he is the original weregrinch.



Now let's say you were to do a transformation of me into a weregrinch,   now tell me how would do it?   I'd like mine to be slow and gradual and an affectionate parody of a typical horror movie transformation scene,  and painful at scary at first.     First of all it would probably start off with me developing some rather grinch-like traits such as glowing yellow eyes,  a wicked cheshire cat grin (think Jack Nicholson sort of thing only creepier),  super keen senses,   enhanced stealth, agility and super strength, and growling a little.   Then the first part to change would be the hands,  green fur slowly starting to sprout on my palms as my fingernails grow into long black claws while hands become more grinch-like,   same with the feet except the shoes would burst at the seams to reveal that my green fur is sprouting on them,  toenails growing into long black clawed ones while the feet grow more grinch-like,   i'd probably get taller and wider as well.   Then my hair would develop the consistancy and texture of grinch hair then grow into a long wild mane then gradually turn green,   then for the face green fur would slowly sprout on it as my eyebrows become all bushy and green,   my eyes would be turning an eerie yellowish colour with dark green pupils,   followed by the teeth becoming sharp fangs,   and finally the tip of my nose turning black and shifting upward as a grinch-like muzzle forms on my face,    either that or the nose stretching out into a more grinch-like fashion with the muzzle developing slowly.    Also possibly i'd develop a deeper more bestial voice,  or maybe get Jim Carrey's normal sounding voice (not the sean connery accent he had in the movie How The Grinch Stole Christmas)  with a slightly menacing more demon-like echo,  with of course a few growls thrown in.


Also I would probably choose to keep my humanity,  as i think i would probably be able to transform at will.     But some grinch-like urges would probably kick in such as the sudden taste for garbage or maybe the tendency to growl.