Personality quiz

Hi,   Nathan here.    You know sometimes i like to take personality quizzes,   sometimes for fun and sometimes to see what my result is.     Here are the results i got for some of them..

The Which Gargoyles character are you personality quiz:
http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/823399/what-gargoyles-character-are-you-the-ultimate-quiz

My result -   Broadway:

"You're Broadway.   Your love of a good meal and classic black and white movies are sure to drawn in those potential love interests.   Well.. at least Angela thinks so.   Gotta love a guy who can cook,  right?"

I think that's a pretty good result for me,    i do like cooking and movies for that matter -  but i haven't got the same body type as Broadway though,  i am quite skinny.

The Which Original SNL cast member should you be personality quiz:
http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/1002576/which-original-saturday-night-live-cast-member-should-you-be

My result -   John Belushi:

"You are John Belushi! You were hilariously funny until you died of a drug overdose. You have a brother, Jim who is also a comedian, but you were definitely the funniest!"

Well that is a pretty awesome result to have,   and i do love Belushi's work.   But as far as i'm concerned i'm pretty much still alive and well  -   i've never done drugs or anything.    And i'm not the same body type as he is but i'm still the same as him almost personality wise -  i do like a good party and everything.    I'm also a tad like Dan Akyroyd because i like aliens and the supernatural.    So i'm sort of a cross between the two.

The Which Bruce Campbell Character Are You personality quiz:
http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/1513205/which-bruce-campbell-character-are-you


My result -   Jack (Jack Of All Trades)

"You are Agent Jack Stiles a.k.a. The Daring Dragoon in the TV show Jack of All Trades. You have whats needed to take down an army all by yourself, but you dont mind a little charming company of the opposite sex. The bad part is, that even though you can respond with action and have a keen dry wit, the situations you are in a stale and boring. Beware of just going through the motions and leaving people wishing that you were fighting demonic old ladies from the fruit cellar with a chainsaw attached to your forearm stump."

Well i've always wanted to be a spy and well...i was expecting i'd get Ash from Evil Dead as my result -   getting Bruce's Jack Of All Trades character is pretty cool too.   Plus i love Bruce no matter what character he is,   and his Jack Of All Trades character suits me rather well.    Even though i'd rather be fighting off the undead i'm pretty much happy being this guy.


The Which Biker Mice character are you personality quiz:
http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/1633155/biker-mice-from-mars

My result -    Vinnie

"You are Vinnie. You are charming and you are always looking for adventures and telling stupid jokes."

Oh YES,   this result deffinitely suits me -   i'm quite a charming guy and I LOVE ADVENTURES.    And yes i'm a bit of a joker,    hey -  you can't blaim me -  i just wanna have fun.    Vinnie is the perfect result for me,  no complaints here.

The Discover The Tim Curry inside of you quiz:
http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/1024927/discover-the-tim-curry-inside-of-you

My result -   Long John Silver

"You are Long John Silver, the dashingly, smart-as-a-whip conspirator. I was totally rooting for you the entire time. Damn muppets foiled you again. Grrr."

Now THAT is a result i really like,   I love it -  and the dashing pirate rogue thing -   suits me perfectly,  i  love it.    But darn those muppets for foiling my plans.   But at least i'm a charming rogue.   Yarr!

The Which Disney Villain are you quiz:
http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/6648104/which-disney-villain-are-you

My result -   Gaston

"Gaston!
You are the bad guy from 'Beauty and the Beast'. You are the best-looking, strongest and the most admired guy in town. However you are also the most arogant and jerkish. You cannot take no for an answer and are determined to marry Belle and kill the Beast. After all, no-one says no to Gaston!"

This is definitely THE most awesome result i've ever gotten and believe it or not i am kind of like him,  well except i'm a lot nicer and smarter,   but i am attractive and not to mention admirable.   Hey and no one ever says no to me,  no isn't an answer i'll take.    .

The Which Looney Tunes character are you quiz:
http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/8845455/which-looney-tunes-character-are-you

My result -  Daffy Duck

"aka my twin!Your absolutely WICKED sense of humor is your most recognisable trait!You always know how to make ppl laugh,though it's usually at their expense but you're too smart to let them know so high five for you!"

Sweeeet.    According to this i'm Daffy.    And the best part it's actually disturbingly accurate.     Yes it's true,  i do know how to make people laugh even though sometimes it's at their expense,   but i am smart enough not to let them know that.    Which is cool.    

The Which Ninja Turtles character are you quiz:
http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/1018672/what-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-character-are-you

My result -   Donatello:

"Donatello: the genius of the group. You give Don a few computer chips and five minutes, he will give you pretty much anything you ask for. The most "well rounded" of the turtles, he is extremley strong with his bo. Just because he's a brain doesn't mean he has no brawn...
Color: Purple
Weapon(s): Bo"

Perfect,   i couldn't have gotten a better result than this -    Donatello suits me perfectly,   because let's face it - i  am a genius and i do love computers and technology,   and much like Don i'm pretty skilled with a bo-staff  and i do prefer brains over brawn.

The Which Jim Carrey Character are you quiz:
http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/3098745/which-jim-carrey-character-are-you

My result  -  Ace Ventura

"ACE VENTURA! You're a kook, don't do anything normally, and are kinda bumbling through life...or so it seems. You are what PETA should be, and despite the weird exterior, you're smarter than...the...average bear?"

This is an awesome result even though I was hoping that The Grinch would be my result,   after all it's my favorite Jim Carrey movie -    but Ace will do nicely for now,   i guess Growler the weregrinch would be The Grinch or with a touch with Fingerling thrown in.    I have quite a few things in common with Ace anyway,  well except I can't talk out of my butt -  but i do love animals.

Ghoulish delight

I've been told I am quite a good singer.    My vocal range is a sort of a baritone almost on B-minor scale.   I do mainly comedic song styles but I do like to experiment a little bit with different styles and voices.   I sometimes on occassion do dark carbaret just like the singer Voltaire.

I like all kinds of scary things including horror movies,   scary music,  monsters,  ghouls,  and scary tv shows.      My favourite horror themed shows include Tales From The Darkside,  Tales From The Crypt,  Goosebumps,   Are You Afraid Of The Dark,  and Masters Of Horror.

I quite enjoy visiting haunted houses and other scary places,   I like Halloween horror nights at Universal as well,  they're a lot of fun to see and participate in.     I especially like Army Of Darkness pit fight scene reinactment.

I consider a changing portrait to be one of the most impressive and essential halloween haunted house decorations around,   that's because it's clever the way that they change from something nice to something truly frightening when you turn around.

Now if you had your own haunted house with a changing portrait on the wall or above the fireplace what would yours be?   Mine would start off as one of myself but then morphs into one of Jim Carrey in the middle of transforming into a weregrinch - complete with evil grinchy smile.


What are your absolute favourite horror themed tv shows or movies and what are your favourite halloween songs?    

Green Moon Rising

I hope you like this little horror story,  it's set on Christmas Eve and pays homage to the beginning and end of Michael Jackson's Thriller music video -  except with me in the place of MJ,  Andria in the place of Ola Ray and with me turning into a Weregrinch rather than a werecat.

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It was Christmas Eve, and me and Andria Kilgore were in the car, on the way to a big Christmas eve party at a friend's house - we seemed to be making record time - but unfortunately the car ran out of gas.



"Honestly... we're out of gas." I told her.



"So. What are we going to do now?" Andria inquired.



The two of us got of the car and went for a walk in the moonlight woods.



"I'm sorry I didn't believe you." She said.



"Can I ask you something?" I asked.



"What?" She responded.



"You know I like you don't you?" I inquired.



"Yes." She replied.



"And I hope you like me, the way I like you." I told her.



"Yes." She replied.



"I was wondering if...if you would be my friend." I responded.



"Oh Nathan!" She exclaimed.



We hugged eachother in a best friends sort of way for a brief second. I gave Andria a present, she opened the gift and inside it was a Best Friends Forever TY Beanie bear.



"It's beautiful." She cooed, admiring the gift.



"Now it's official." I responded. "I have something I want to tell ya."



"Yes, Nathan?" She inquired.



"I'm not like other guys." I warned her.



"Of course not, that's why I like you." She responded.



"No...I mean i'm different." I told her.



"What are you talking about?" She inquired.



Just then the moon came out from behind the clouds.



"Ooh..aaah!" I yelped as I doubled over in pain.



"Are you alright?" She asked.



"GO AWAY!!!!" I growled, in a deeper more bestial voice - looking up at her with yellow grinch-like eyes and sharp white fangs.



Andria looked in horror as I started to transform into a weregrinch, my face slowly becoming grinch-like, my ears stretching out and becoming pointed, green fur growing on my face, hair turning into the texture and consistancy of grinch hair before growing into a long wild mane and turning green, eyebrows going all bushy and green, the tip of my nose turning black and shifting upwards as a grinch-like muzzle formed on my face, then my hands became more grinch-like with green fur growing on the palms as my fingernails grew into long sharp claws, same with my feet too - when the changes were complete, I was a fully transformed weregrinch - and I growled as I looked at my more grinch-like hand.



She ran away further into the woods, and I now a fully transformed weregrinch looked both ways and tried to find her, i then started to run after her - knocking over a Christmas tree that happened to be in my way, letting out a low menacing roar at the full moon, I eventually caught up with her and leaped in front of her - knocking her down, and I roared as I reached for her with my clawed grinch-like hands - and I roared again as i was about to move in on her... but that is..



She escaped and hid in the old Psycho house, I caught up with her once more and was about to attack when.. she awoke - screaming in terror.



"Aaah!" She screamed, still a little jittered.



"What's the problem?" I asked.



Andria calmed down and looked around and saw that everything looked normal, i wasn't in weregrinch form - and it was like nothing happened at all.



"Come on, i'll take you home." I said.



I began to pick up Andria off the couch and began to walk her home.. but then I turned around revealing my yellow grinch-like eyes and a rather grinchy smile on my face.



Turns it it was all a dream.......or was it?

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Queen of the mountain

This is my latest story and one of many grinch themed transformation stories,  it is based around the movie as well as the music video for Where Are You Christmas.    I was watching the video earlier,  and i thought that it would make a good story especially if there was a grinch transformation thrown in.

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Singer Faith Hill was up on the snowy mountains to film the video of Where Are You Christmas from the live action adaptation of Dr Seuss's How The Grinch Stole Christmas - dressed in a fine mink coat and with her hair done in a long almost windswept style. She was looking forward to this, as she had heard a lot about the project, the song she was to sing was originallywritten for Celine Dion or Mariah Carey but her manager knew that this particular song was just perfect for her.




"This is such a lovely setting for the video." She thought to herself as she walked up the mountains.



As she walked up the mountains, she could see a sweet little girl dressed in a red coat and an interesting hairstyle and a cute sort of cherubic-like face.



"Hi there. I'm Cindy Lou Who." The little girl said, smiling.



"I've heard a lot about you. By the way i'm Faith Hill." She responded.



"I'm just going to visit my green furry friend who lives up on the mountain. What are you doing?" Cindy Lou asked.



"I'm filming a music video here." She replied.



"That's nice. What kind of music video?" Cindy Lou inquired.



"Oh it's a christmas one, all about the true meaning of Christmas." She told her. "To make the people out there see that there is more to it than presents."



"Sounds great. I've been having some doubts about Christmas myself, and so has my green furry friend." Cindy Lou responded. "Well i'll better be on my way."



Cindy Lou continued walking down the mountainside, Faith waved to her as she left, with a big smile on her face.



"Aaaw. What a sweetie-pie." She cooed.



And with that she continued walking up the mountain until she found the exact spot to start filming the video. The cameras started rolling and she started to sing the words to her song while on the mountaintop - however there were some problems, in the dark cave there were a pair of eerie yellow eyes glowing and throughout the video some sort of sinister growling sound could be heard.



"Hmm....that's strange. I wonder where that sound is coming from. I'll better go take a look." She murmured.



She looked around different spots around the mountain to find where the sound was coming from, a small dog with an antler tied around it's head went up to her and barked before going back through his doggy door.



"That dog sure is cute." She said to herself.



She then followed the dog and as she followed him - she across a sort of odd looking door, she also found a makeshift angel lying on the floor - she knocked on the door a couple of times.



"Hello? Is anyone there?" She asked.



She knocked a third time, but there was no answer, so she knocked again - but this time what she didn't know is that she woke up the creature that was inhabitating the cave.



"Oh great. Another intruder, that's all I need right now - is another person snooping into my lair uninvited." The creature that lived in that particular cave grumbled.



She knocked on the door again as she take one step closer to the door.



"Hello. I'm Faith Hill - I heard a weird growling sound and I think it might be coming from this cave." She explained.



She then opened the door and walked into the dark, scary looking cave - inside the cave were sorts of kooky inventions. Including a large version of a cymbal playing toy monkey.



"For a cave, this place looks kind of nice." She murmured.



She took a look around the cave, it did indeed look rather breathtaking, all the while she could still hear that growling sound. Growing ever so louder and closer.



"Who's there?" She inquired, feeling a little frightened.



"I am..." The creature snarled.



The creature emerged from the shadows, it looked familar, it was covered in thick green fur, had long almost claw-like fingers and toes, a black nose and a grinch muzzle as well as pair of piercing yellow eyes, bushy green eyebrows and a large potbelly.



"You're the grinch aren't you?" She inquired.



"Why yes, yes I am." The creature responded.



"I've heard so much about you." She told him.



"Yes I know, i'm famous. So what are you doing in my lair?" The Grinch asked.



"Well I was just filming a christmas themed music video when I heard this growling sound. I was wondering where it was coming from, so I followed a little brown dog with an antler tied on it's head to this exact location." She replied.



"I see. But you should know that I don't take too kindly to humans intruding in my lair." The Grinch responded, smirking.



"I'm so sorry." She said. "If there's anything I can do..."



"Hmm...i've got an idea, a wonderful, awful idea." The Grinch responded, smiling evilly.



The Grinch slinked into the shadows, she followed him but was then sprayed by his highly powerful and potent breath.



Immediately she began to change, green fur started sprouting on her palms as her fingernails grew long and claw-like while her hands became like the grinch's hands.



"What's happening to me?" She exclaimed.



"You're turning into a grinch just like me." The Grinch replied with a grinchy grin on his face.



Her shoes began to get tight, then burst at the seams to reveal that green fur was sprouting on them, her toenails growing long and claw-like while her feet became more like the Grinch's feet.



She grew taller and wider and more grinch-like, her hair turning to the consistency and texture of grinch hair before growing into a long wild mane and turning green, green fur slowly sprouting on her face, her eyes glowing an eerie yellowish colour, her ears becoming pointy and covered in green fur, her eyebrows becoming all bushy and green, and the end of her nose turning black and shifting upwards as a more grinch-like muzzle started to form on her face.



"I'm sorry okay, please. I don't want to be a grinch." She exclaimed, her voice sounding deeper and more bestial.



Her transformation completed itself as the grinch-like muzzle finished forming, and when her transformation was complete - there she stood - a tall, almost menacing female grinch.



"Now that's more like it!" The Grinch quipped. "I must say it really does look good on you."



"Uhh..thanks. I guess this being a grinch thing isn't so bad after all." She responded.



"Say, do you want to hang with me and Max?" The Grinch asked.



"Nah, i've got a music video to shoot. See you later." She replied.



And with that she walked out the door of the cave and left to continue work on the music video, when the video had finished filming the end result was beautiful, even Cindy Lou, Max and The Grinch himself were in the video as well - even though the video itself was not very sucessful it became a very popular christmas anthem and the video made a lot of people feel happy during the christmas holidays - and as for her experience with the Grinch and being turned into one herself, let's just say that one was kept a secret between her and her friends - but the full version of the video did include her morphing into her newfound grinch form and back.


The end. Hairy grinchmas everyone!

Getting Grinchy With It

Contrary to what you have read on Metokur.org and Encyclopedia Dramatica i am most deffinately NOT a werejohncandy,    I am most certainly a weregrinch -  and a damm fine one at that.  

I've always admired grinches,   they have so many admirable traits,  for one thing they are super strong -  and very sly and stealthy not to mention very intelligent,   I've also known that they're existed long before the book How The Grinch Stole Christmas was even written - in fact they've been around for centuries.   

It is a little known fact that my father is one,   he can shift between human and grinch form at will though -  his human form looks sort of like Bruce Campbell -    it was never revealed though that is until BCRE8TVE on Deviantart posted his story The Grinch Who Stole Her Heart for the Metamorphosis Group We Will Transform You project (you'd love it,  lots of transformation themed stories, art, photomanips and comics)  and it was a lovely story that not only featured me and several of my friends but also had me turning into a grinch which was pretty awesome as i've always wanted to be one,   and also my mother had a very vital part in the story as well.

I've always wanted to be a grinch,  ever since I saw the live action movie adaptation of How The Grinch Stole Christmas with Jim Carrey in it,   mind you it was a brilliant movie -  and the makeup effects were amazing.      Now that I am a weregrinch,  that dream of mine has finally come true.

So don't pay any attention to Encyclopedia Dramatica and Metokur.org,   I am a weregrinch - and a damm fine one at that.

Oh,  and if anyone from either one of those sites comes on here -  there will be trouble and I will show no mercy.  

As i'm sure you know,   grinches are notoriously sly and clever - and they're masters of disguise - in fact the number of people who are actually grinches in disguise gets bigger each and every year.  Grinches are pretty dangerous -  and not to mention have super strength,  that is why it is wise never to make a grinch mad -  they can transform humans into their kind in quite a few unique ways - one of which is by scratching them with their claws.      They can also transform people with their breath just like the Grand Duke from the film Rock A Doodle.

I've written quite a lot grinch transformation stories - using the movie version of the Grinch of course -  and they're in my Deviantart gallery as one of the many literature pieces.    I also read one which is a cross over between How The Grinch Stole Christmas and Horton Hears A Who,  which has Mayor McDodd get turned into a Grinch after recieving a curse from the mean one himself.    I heavily reccomend reading it.


I'm not in weregrinch form just yet,  even though I may be starting to transform - i'm not entirely sure.  I'm pretty sure that i'm either in human form right now or starting to transform already.   I can never tell.


They say it's not easy being green,  but I digress - I think it is rather easy being green.

Weregrinch transformations

Pay close attention grinch-lovers as,  i am going to tell you about the stages a person who has been bitten or scratched by a weregrinch undergoes when transforming into one.


Stage 1: Feeling Grinch-like.



Stage 1 of a weregrinch TF has the person who has been bitten develop certain grinch-like characteristics like super keen senses, super strength, enhanced stealth, glowing yellow eyes, and a cheshire cat grin (like Jack Nicholson only creepier), as well as starting to growl a little.



Stage 2: Green Furiness.



This is where the changes actually start taking place, first of all green fur will slowly start sprouting on the palms of the person's hands, fingernails will grow into long black claws while the hands start to resemble the ones of a grinch more than a human.



Stage 3: More Green Furiness



This time green fur sprouts on the person's feet as the toenails grow into claws while the feet slowly start to resemble more grinch-like feet, this can cause a problem for those who are wearing shoes as the shoes are most likely to burst at the seams.



Stage 4: A Little More Grinch-Like.



This is where the person becomes even more grinch-like, they also grow taller and wider, their hair will turn to the consistancy and texture of grinch hair before growing into a long wild mane and turning green, the ears stretch out and become pointed, green fur starts sprouting on the person's face, eyebrows become all bushy and green while the teeth become sharp fangs.



And finally..



Stage 5: All Grinched Out



This is where the person's face changes, the eyes turn an eerie yellowish colour with dark green pupils, the tip of the nose turns black and shifts upwards as a grinch-like muzzle starts to develop on the person's face, also during this stage they may develop a deeper more bestial voice - when the grinch-like muzzle is finished forming, the transformation is complete and that person is now a weregrinch.



Of course he/she may choose to keep their humanity, but remember - some grinch-like urges will kick in from time to time such as the urge to eat garbage and glass bottles, and the tendency to growl. The transformations are painful and scary at first but the person should get used to them, and the green fur growth does kind of itch at first - but like i said before they will get used to it.



Also if you're a weregrinch, you might want to keep well away of Christmas gifts, carols, or holly leaves as exposure to heavy doses of these will cause an involuntary transformation into grinch form. You may learn how to transform at will like me and Jim Carrey of course, but remember - on full moon nights you will involuntarily change into your weregrinch form once again - also it happens around the Christmas season as well or even before or after it, you'll be your human form again in the morning and all through the day until the sun goes down and the moon comes up - then when night falls you'll go grinch once again.



I hope this has been helpful to you.

The cable guy

I've been workin on a spin-off of the movie the Cable Guy - no not Larry,  the one with Jim Carrey in it.   The characters from the movie are in it as well as some OCs played by me, my brother,  and Andria.




Steven


He is the character played by Matthew Broderick in the movie, he is also unfortunately one of the few people that Jim's character Chip "befriends" and later stalks.



Robin
Steven's ex girlfriend.



Ollie (my OC)
Ollie is a techno geek who is one of Steven's best friends, he doesn't at all get a long well with Chip - in fact he often suspects him of being a weregrinch.



Matt (my brother's OC)
Matt is a computer graphic designer and gamer who is frequently seen at the mall or on his computer. Unfortunately sometimes Chip hacks into his computer mainframe or sometimes unleashes a virus on there.



Rick


Jack Black's character and one of the only sane people. He is Rick's closest friend and an expert in the fields of technology, he also is a great singer and loves rock music especially heavy metal - he can be seen with his co partner who is Kyle Gass's character (Kyle Gass is Jack Black's friend and bandmate). He also works for the cable company.



Cathrine (Andria's OC)

Cathrine is another cable company employee, she is also a real wiz with computers and has software that can track down the IP address and phsyical location of just about anyone including Chip.



Chip Douglas

Jim Carrey's character and the main antagonist. He is a cable installation specialist who is sometimes insane with stalker tendencies. He's lonely as well and just wants a friend....but sometimes his attempts at "befriending" people take turns for the worst. He speaks with a lisp which isn't really explained that much but it kind of adds to the creep factor. Steven's other friends don't get along well with him at all. He's been fired from the cable company for stalking his customers. Heavily suspected of being a weregrinch by Ollie and heavily suspected of being a menace to society by Rick, Matt, and Cathrine. He is great at basketball and also at karaoke.

Weregrinches and the transformation process

Description:
Weregrinches (latin name: Lycanthius grinchus) are a very rare and unique species of lycanthrope that mainly appear around Christmas time but sometimes appear before and after xmas as well.


Appearance:

Weregrinches are covered in thick green fur, have pointed ears, small vampirish fangs, glowing eyes, long black clawed fingernails/toenails, a long mane, bushy eyebrows, and a grinch-like muzzle. Females tend to have a much longer mane, slitted eyes, shorter claws and darker lips.



Behaviour traits:



Most weregrinches have various grinch-like traits and characteristics such as super keen senses and amazing super agility, stealth and strength. They also tend to growl at their enemies. Weregrinches are also very mysterious and elusive.







Alignment:



Weregrinches are not good or evil but are in fact neutral. Weregrinches are often misunderstood because of their rather bad reputation. Weregrinches are sometimes feared by humans especially around Christmas time.



Most notable example: Jim Carrey.


Combat:



Weregrinches are very excellent fighters and are also very stealthy and clever. They make great ninjas too. They are also very deadly especially when under emotional stress and they transform whenever they're angry just like Bruce Banner aka the Incredible Hulk. Weregrinches have a variety of powerful attacks including their claw and bite attacks.



Transforming:





Weregrinches transform whenever they are under emotional stress especially if they are angry. They become particularly grinch-like around the Christmas season.



Transferring the curse:



There are two ways a weregrinch can turn another person into one of it's kind, one way is by bitting them and the other is by scratching them.







Becoming a weregrinch:



There are several ways a person can be transformed into a weregrinch, being bitten or scratched by one is the most common and basic way of doing it, but are also there are tons of other ways to do it as well. Santa sometimes gives people the curse of weregrinch as an alternative to giving them coal if they've been bad, and sometimes he gives it to them as a special bonus reward if they've been nice or good all year. Also being bitten by Jim Carrey also helps, seeing as he is the original weregrinch.



Now let's say you were to do a transformation of me into a weregrinch, now tell me how would do it?

I'd like mine to be slow and gradual and an affectionate parody of a typical horror movie transformation scene, and painful at scary at first. First of all it would probably start off with me developing some rather grinch-like traits such as glowing yellow eyes, a wicked cheshire cat grin (think Jack Nicholson sort of thing only creepier), super keen senses, enhanced stealth, agility and super strength, and growling a little. Then the first part to change would be the hands, green fur slowly starting to sprout on my palms as my fingernails grow into long black claws while hands become more grinch-like, same with the feet except the shoes would burst at the seams to reveal that my green fur is sprouting on them, toenails growing into long black clawed ones while the feet grow more grinch-like, i'd probably get taller and wider as well. Then my hair would develop the consistancy and texture of grinch hair then grow into a long wild mane then gradually turn green, then for the face green fur would slowly sprout on it as my eyebrows become all bushy and green, my eyes would be turning an eerie yellowish colour with dark green pupils, followed by the teeth becoming sharp fangs, and finally the tip of my nose turning black and shifting upward as a grinch-like muzzle forms on my face, either that or the nose stretching out into a more grinch-like fashion with the muzzle developing slowly. Also possibly i'd develop a deeper more bestial voice, or maybe get Jim Carrey's normal sounding voice (not the sean connery accent he had in the movie How The Grinch Stole Christmas) with a slightly menacing more demon-like echo, with of course a few growls thrown in.





Also I would probably choose to keep my humanity, as i think i would probably be able to transform at will. But some grinch-like urges would probably kick in such as the sudden taste for garbage or maybe the tendency to growl.

Perfect weregrinch transformation

Now let's say you were to do a transformation of me into a weregrinch, now tell me how would you like to see it?

I'd like mine to be slow and gradual and an affectionate parody of a typical horror movie transformation scene, and painful at scary at first.

First of all it would probably start off with me developing some rather grinch-like traits such as glowing yellow eyes, a wicked cheshire cat grin (think Jack Nicholson sort of thing only creepier), super keen senses, enhanced stealth, agility and super strength, and growling a little.

Then the first part to change would be the hands, green fur slowly starting to sprout on my palms as my fingernails grow into long black claws while hands become more grinch-like, same with the feet except the shoes would burst at the seams to reveal that my green fur is sprouting on them, toenails growing into long black clawed ones while the feet grow more grinch-like, i'd probably get taller and wider as well.

Then my hair would develop the consistancy and texture of grinch hair then grow into a long wild mane then gradually turn green, then for the face green fur would slowly sprout on it as my eyebrows become all bushy and green, my eyes would be turning an eerie yellowish colour with dark green pupils, followed by the teeth becoming sharp fangs, and finally the tip of my nose turning black and shifting upward as a grinch-like muzzle forms on my face, either that or the nose stretching out into a more grinch-like fashion with the muzzle developing slowly.

Also possibly i'd develop a deeper more bestial voice, or maybe get Jim Carrey's normal sounding voice (not the sean connery accent he had in the movie How The Grinch Stole Christmas) with a slightly menacing more demon-like echo, with of course a few growls thrown in.




Also I would probably choose to keep my humanity, as i think i would probably be able to transform at will. But some grinch-like urges would probably kick in such as the sudden taste for garbage or maybe the tendency to growl.

Grinchman

This is my latest story,  it features a grinch tf and is sort of a homage to the first Darkman movie especially near the end.  I hope you like it.

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Scientist Nathan Forester had always had a facination with monsters, the supernatural and the paranormal.




He had a group of monsters in his bedroom closet who served as his loyal guardians. His monster gang often fought off the enemies that he himself was too busy to deal with personally.



Of course monsters weren't the only thing Nathan liked, he also liked science, movies, animation and comics. His favourite movie stars were Bruce Campbell and Jim Carrey.



He loved all of Jim Carrey's movies but his particular favourite was The Grinch, as he had been facinated by the mysterious green, furry species known as Grinches and he himself had dreamed of becoming one for a long time.



Now to some it seemed crazy even bat shit insane that he would want to be a grinch like the one from the movie, in fact he had been ridiculed for this by practically all of his enemies including Rents the man who ran the website Slapstick Anarchy, Habermann and his cronies at Metokur.org and even Encyclopedia Dramatica.



But he paid no attention to them, as he was too busy doing some important research, he had done some extensive research on grinches and was working on a formula make himself become more grinch-like.





"It's almost finished." He exclaimed.



"It's lovely, Doc. But what does it do?" His friend Andria Kilgor asked.



"That's a good question Andria, and here is your answer. You see i have been facinated by grinches for a long time and have always dreamed of being one." He replied.



"That's great." She responded.



"You mean you don't think it's crazy or in the least bit insane?" He exclaimed.



"Of course not, it's wonderful. I never believe anything Rents, Habermann or Encyclopedia Dramatica says about you." She told him. "You're a charming, talented, wonderful man."



"Why thank you." He responded, smiling.



"You're quite welcome." She told him.



And with that Andria left as Nathan continued his work.



Nathan held the formula in his hand, and after just the right amount of grinch DNA to it, he took some sips of it.



After drinking it he found himself taking on more grinch-like characteristics each night, he became stronger, faster and increasingly stealthier and more grinch-like.



One night Andria found him in the lair, he was start to look more grinch-like by the second.



"Nathan!" She cried. "Is that you?"



"Yes, it is." He responded, his voice sounding deeper and more bestial.



"I want to take a look." She said. "You perfect the formula, it worked. It doesn't matter what they say about you."



He turned around, revealing that he was indeed becoming more grinch-like in appearance, green fur was growing on his hands and all over him, his feet had grown more grinch-like and had black claws on his toenails similar to the black clawed grinch-like nails he had on his hands, his hair was starting to turn a dark greenish colour and his eyes were glowing, eyebrows becoming similar to the grinch's eyebrows.



"Andria. Don't you think I told myself that? The formula worked, i'm finally getting to become more grinch-like, it's a dream come true for me. I love it, and i'm sure you would love me like this too inside and out. After I finished taking a few sips of the formula..i began to change. Now I have to conceal my identity" He told her, in a deeper more bestial voice. "But a funny thing happened, i'm slowly changing into an actual grinch - I can live with that, but i don't think anyone else can."



As Nathan walked out of the lair, Andria followed him and tried to comfort him. He left the lair.



"Nathan! Nathan!" She cried.



"Nathan is gone." He responded in a deeper more bestial voice, as he spoke he was starting to look more grinch-like, he was taller, wider, his ears were now pointed and covered with green fur, his facial features becoming slightly grinch-like as his nose began to push out into a more Grinch fashion, black, homid and great for tracking down enemies or sniffing for food, a grinch-like muzzle forming on his face.



And with that he rushed off at superhuman speed and disappeared into the crowd.



Andria ran through the crowd trying to find him, but to no avail, she couldn't find him anywhere.



"Nathan! Nathan!" She called out. "Nathan!"



She looked around some more but alas she could not find him for he had disappeared into the crowd.



"I am a man and I am a grinch. I am everywhere, and nowhere." He said in a deeper more bestial voice. "Call me....Grinchman".



He gave one last farewell glance towards Andria, his eyes glowing an eerie yellowish colour as his grinch-like muzzle finished forming.



And with that he slunk off into the night, and Andria sobbed because she knew she probably wouldn't see him again. But he did visit her from time to time, mainly at night.





The end

Cable Guy poem

This is a poem based on one of my favourite films The Cable Guy starring Jim Carrey.

It's half past four in the afternoon.
I'm supposed to have my cable tv installed.
But where's the cable guy?
He better not be late..
There's a knocking at the door..
I think that must be him..

Finally he's arrived.
Seems like a nice guy..
Says his name is Chip..
His mannerisms are kind of strange..
And so is that lisp of his..

Sounds like he knows a lot about tv..
Says he's been raised by it.
He installs my free cable..
Says he wants me to be his friend..

But i am not to sure about this..
He does seem kind of strange..
But I guess he's nice..
He installed my free cable.

So I say why not?
So I pal around with him for a while..
Have a karoake party, take part in a joust.
My other friends think there's something spooky about him..
Is he demented or insane or is he just lonely?

Who knows...
But he sure creeps the hell out of me and my friends..
He hires some hooker to make out with me and takes a picture of it happening..
Then sends it to my girlfriend, who gets mighty pissed off..

Then he begins to take over my life..
He follows me around, stalking me in hopes that i'll be his pal.
My friend calls me in the middle of the night - they tell me the scary truth about him.
They say he got fired from the company because of his evil tendencies..
They say he's like a demon from hell..
They say I should baracade the doors and shut the windows..
So that he won't be able to get in..

I fall asleep in front of the tv while watching the trial of a former child star.
Chip appears in my nightmare - coming after me..
He tries to knock the door down several times..
Then when he succeeds he appears all spooky-like..
Growls and shouts..."I JUST WANT TO HANG OUT...NO BIG DEAAAAL!"
His eyes are an eerie glowing yellowish like those of a werewolf or grinch.
I run as fast as I can from him but he keeps chasing me like a savage beast..
And when I think i've lost him... he pounces on me like a tiger does to it's prey..
I wake up from this nightmare with a scream and a cold sweat..

My friends were right...
Chip isn't normal..
He's not like other cable guys at all..
He's insane, he's creepy, he's a down right psycho.
He is really really really sinister..
And his lisp sounds so creepy over the phone..

Whatever shall I do?
Wherever I go, he's always there..
He's always following me and stalking me..
He's like some kind of demon in the night..

Oh Chip, why do you do this to me?
Look, you're a cool guy and all
But I don't think I want you as a friend.
Please don't take it personally...
You just creep me out.
You're insane, you're deranged..
I don't think we can be friends..
So please just leave me alone..
We're not friends anymore..
Leave me be.

And who gave you the right to take over my life?
Who gave you the right to scare my friends?
Who gave you the right to take my girlfriend?
Who gave you the right to stalk me?

I don't understand it.

My friends were right when they warned me about you..
You're not normal, in fact you act like you're possessed.
They say that Chip is not as nice as he seems..
They warned me beware of that creepy cable guy..

And you are that creepy cable guy.

Chip, please leave me alone.


When Chip captures my girlfriend, that's crossing the line.
He takes it her to the radio tower.
When I get there...
I see that he's clearly lost it..
He's at his absolute worst..
He's evil alright.
I try to reason with him..
But he's just downright insane.

I tell him that he went too far and that i want him out of my life..
Chip gets emotional..
He then makes a sacrifice by jumping off the tower..
But he doesn't die..
In fact a helicopter rescues him..
The pilot says that it's okay and calls him his buddy..
He asks.."Am I really your buddy?"
The pilot says.."Sure".
And then Chip gives him a really devious evil look.

Is the terror over?
Not by a long shot.
So next time you want to have cable installed..
Don't call Chip..
If you do you'll regret it..
And you'll never live to see tommorow.
Beware of Chip Douglas.
Beware of the horror which he'll bring to your home.
That is the terror of the Cable Guy..
Beware.
The terror of the cable guy..
Beware of the cable guy..
Beware of Chip.

Be afraid, be very afraid.
Of the terror of the cable guy.
Be afraid, be very afraid.

My kind of comedy

When it comes to comedy movies I like retro comedy from the 70's, 80's, 90's as well as ones in the 00 era, among my favourite comedians are John Belushi, Chris Farley, John Candy, Richard Pryor, Rodney Dangerfield, Sam Kiniston, Andy Kaufman, George Carlin, Robin Williams and Jerry Seinfeld, as well as Dan Akyroyd, Eugene Levy, any and all members of the Hollywood frat pack, Johnny Carson, Jim Carrey and Eddie Murphy - we also love British comedians such as John Cleese, Rowan Atkinson (BlackAdder was one of the most clever shows on tv, not to mention so many memorable lines), Hugh Laurie (Yes, he's British) and Eddie Izzard.

Also I'm a proud Monty Python fan, i've seen Meaning Of Life, Life Of Brian and The Holy Grail - I find them all to be very entertaining and funny. The killer bunny scene and the two headed giant are my favourite parts of Monty Python and The Holy Grail, as for my favourite bit in Meaning Of Life i'd have to say it is the scene with Mr Creosote the exploding fat guy.


I also heavily enjoy the work of Jeff Dunham - his wacky puppet characters are extremely fun to watch, my favourites are Achmed, Walter, Bubba J, Peanut and Melvin.


I also love South Park and The Simpsons as well as Family Guy and Robot Chicken, i also am a huge fan of the series Celebrity Deathmatch.


I love good original comedies with heart and lots of good humour, but I do adore Jim Carrey movies especially Ace Ventura, Liar Liar, The Mask, Dumb and Dumber, Once Bitten, The Grinch, Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events, Yes Man, and Bruce Almighty - I also love his more serious films like The Cable Guy and The Number 23.



I also love dark comedies like Beetlejuice and Nothing But Trouble - which by the way is actually not as bad as the critics said it is - it actually is balls out funny. Dan Akyroyd directs it and also plays two roles in it - also starring in it are Chevy Chase , Demi Moore and John Candy who plays two characters in it as well.


Now i'm not much into political humour but I do really enjoy watching The Daily Show With John Stewart and The Colbert Report. I think Stephen is a good role model for anyone even if they're not from the USA.



I do like the Tonight Show and while I am sort of a fan of Leno's, I do find that some of his jokes aimed towards other celebrities can be a little offensive especially the ones he made about Michael Jackson (including that fake interview he did). And also I do think that late comedian Bill Hicks was right about Jay when he made fun of him in his Artistic Roll Call routine.


I also adore the Evil Dead trilogy - the first one was a horror, the second one was a horror comedy and the third one was a horror/comedy/action film. There are so many reasons why I love these movies but the one reason i love it so much is because of Bruce Campbell - I mean who doesn't love that guy? I love all the 3 Stooges homages in Army Of Darkness. Ash has got all the best oneliners in that movie. My favourite scenes including the scene with the mini Ashes, the skeleton arms scene and the creation of Evil Ash. Gotta love the dance that Evil Ash does when he's taunting the good Ash by singing.."Little goody two shoes, little goody two shoes."
 
 

I'm back

Hi there everyone, i'm back.

Sorry for being absent for so long.   I've just had some important buisness to take care of.

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There are quite a lot of famous people I know about who have played a monster type role in a movie or tv show or have dreamed of playing a role like that.




More than a few famous actors have played a variation of Dracula, Frankenstein or the werewolf (or any werecreature in general) in a movie or tv show with the help of incredible makeup artists like Stan Winston or Rick Baker.



And it's not just those classic monsters in particular that have been portrayed by celebrities, there's other mythological creatures/beings that have been portrayed by a famous actor/actress in a tv show or movie as well as some well known ones like Satan who was portrayed brilliantly by quite a few different actors - but the most famous example of this is Tim Curry as the Lord Of Darkness in the film Legend.



And i'm sure there are a lot of celebrities that have dreamed of playing a character like that in a movie or tv series - or even to be featured in a Marvel comic teaming up with a crime fighter like The Hulk or Spiderman (or to be turned into a monster of some kind in said comic).



And someday I hope that some scientist out there will invent a machine that will morph the person who uses it into any monster he/she chooses, as I am sure a lot of celebrities out there would love to see what it's like to actually be a monster instead of just playing one.



In fact, for a long time I had been thinking that a movie based on Disney's tv series Gargoyles would be a pretty awesome idea, and I think it would be great if they made one.



If I was a producer and was offered the chance on making a movie based on this awesome tv series - I'd jump at the chance to do it.



I'd have probably would gone with John Candy as Broadway - but I fear that it may be impossible now since John's dead (coincidentally, John was also in mind to play the role of the Penguin in Batman Returns), so I possibly might go for Phillip Seymour Hoffman or Jack Black instead.



I for one also think that it would be cool to see Carmen Electra play SheHulk or even Demona - she's got the look for it. Plus it would probably be a great career move for her - she could really use one after being stuck in the Seltzerberg rutt of lame parody movies.



I know that Bruce Campbell got to be undead in Evil Dead II for a while and also in Army Of Darkness.



I know that quite a few famous people who got to play Batman villains in movies based on the comics, especially Jim Carrey (Riddler, 1995 Batman Forever), Michelle Pyfifer (Catwoman, 1992 Batman Returns), Jack Nicholson (Joker, 1989 Batman), Heath Ledger (Joker, 2008 Dark Knight), Danny Devito (Penguin, 1992 Batman Returns), and Tommy Lee Jones (Two-Face, 1995 Batman Forever).



I'd love to see Jeff Goldblum play Manbat in the new Batman film installment if there is one.



There are quite a lot of famous people who have played a monster or would love to play one in a movie or tv show.



I also think that there should be a simpsons halloween episode that parodies the Evil Dead films and have Bruce Campbell himself making an appearance.

Weregrinch

On the night before Christmas, Jim starts to act more strangely than usually. He starts to become more than a little "grinchy" around this time of year. To make matters worse, it's a full moon night.

Jim and Jenny are having a Christmas eve dinner together when suddenly Jim starts to feel very strange and rushes off to the bathroom.

" I'm fine, i'm fine, i'm fine." Jim tries telling himself while looking in the mirror.
Then his mirror reflection jeers...."I don't think so. I just stole your girlfriend's christmas presents and cut down the tree with a chainsaw. Does that sound fine?" and chuckled evilly.
Jim looks to see that his hand is in "the claw" position from Liar Liar.

"What have you done with my haaaaaaaaaaaand?" Jim cries out.

Meanwhile Jenny is wondering why Jim's taking so long.

Jim looks in the mirror again just to see if Mirror Jim isn't there anymore, he sees his regular reflection in there but slowly it changes becoming more grinch-like, and pretty soon Jim starts experiencing the exact same thing.

First his eyes turn a yellowish colour, then a wicked Jack Nicholson-like cheshire cat smile appears on his face, he starts growling a little as well as developing quite a few grinchy characteristics as well as enhanced senses and super strength.

"Oh no. Not now. No!" he cries.

Then the changes continue as thick, lushious green fur starts slowly sprouting ALL OVER his body starting with his hands, his fingernails grow into long, black, sharp claws and his toenails do the same too.

"W-W-W-What's happening to me?" He cries.

Jim becomes even more grinch-like as the changes continue, this time the green fur sprouts on his face, he also develops very bushy eyebrows and his facial features become more grinch-like as a grinch-like muzzle starts to grow on his face- his nose turning black and moving upward. He starts becoming more and more grinch-like. He tries crying out for help but nothing happens.

And finallly Jim's changes finish off as his grinch-like muzzle finishes growing, his canine teeth become vamprish fangs, his hair grows longer and turns a dark green colour, his ears grow pointed and when the transformation is complete he is now the weregrinch.
Jim, now a weregrinch looks a like the grinch from the movie except he doesn't have the termite infested smile, his hair is longer and a dark greenish colour, he has much thicker fur, and he has his normal voice not the sean connery accent the one from the film has. He also still keeps his humanity while in grinch form and doesn't develop a taste for garbage or glass bottles but he does growl a little, but only when he's angry.
Jim in his new grinch-like form uses his super strength to break down the bathroom wall, goes outside and roars a loud, ferocious grinch-like roar at the moon.

"Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawr!"

Monster Maker

Growing up my brother's friend Dan loved watching horror movies. Much like Rick Baker, he is a makeup effects expert and he loves his job. He's done the makeup for our various tv shows and movies. He did the makeup for Leno. Which I thought was brilliant. I looked very convincing in the Jay Leno makeup, everyone mistook me for the real Jay. Stan Winston specialised in robots/aliens type makeup, Tom Savini specialises in all the gory type of makeup and Rick Baker specialises in creature/monster makeup (as well as the ocassion age makeup)- our friend Dan specialises in all 3 of those. We love the makeup effects Rick Baker did for American Werewolf In London, that werewolf transformation scene was pure gold and one that will never be surpassed, also the makeup used for the "not-quite-dead" zombified victims of the main character's "carnivorus nocturnal activities" looked pretty cool as well. My older brother got made up as the not-quite-dead but still deteorating zombified Jack (Griffin Dune's character) once. He really loved it. We also loved the makeup Rick Baker did for the Nutty Professor. Eddie Murphy must have had a LOT of fun playing all those different characters. the Tim Burton version of Planet Of The Apes was also awesome. The makeup effects he did for that film were wonderful. I did a couple of photomanips of ourselves as POTA style apes, I even did one of Andria. The makeup for Thriller was really good especially the zombies and werecat Michael. Also the alien makeup effects for Men In Black/Men In Black 2 were very good, I like the "Cornflake Head" alien from that movie, the makeup was very good- and also the "Three Eye Guy" alien was pretty cool too- but the "Bird people" makeup was excellent. Jack Nicholson looked pretty cool as a werewolf in Wolf. I've seen what Rick's makeup designs for the upcoming remake of The Wolfman look like, and I think they look amazing.We love the Grinch the most, because the makeup was incredible in that film- nearly everyone in the cast was made up as a citizen of Whoville and Jim Carrey's grinch makeup was stunning. Jim looked really convincing as the grinch. You couldn't tell it was him underneath all that fake latex skin, prosphetics and green dyed yak hair. You know since I first saw that film in theatres I had ALWAYS wanted to be a grinch like the one in the film. I sometimes make my character in some of our fanfiction and animation half grinch. I always model my anthrogrinch characters in Robin Grinch and the Mangrinch comic series (which is also a tv show, cartoon, and movie series) on the Jim Carrey version of the grinch. I myself am a weregrinch now and my grinch form looks a lot like the grinch from the film except for the teeth which have cute fangs instead of being termite infested, I have Jim Carrey's regular voice instead of the Sean Connery accent, and I don't develop a taste for garbage or glass bottles- I still eat human food when i'm in grinch form.

Photomanips

Here's a few photomanips I did.














































This one is of me as a ghoul like Michael Jackson in Ghosts.



































































































































































































This one is one I did of Jim Carrey turning back INTO the grinch. If it looks like he's roaring or howling that's because he kind of is.




















































































































































This is Jim beginning his metamorphosis into a weregrinch. The scary eyes and fangs paY homage to Michael Jackson's Thriller music video. "GET AWAY!!!!!!"




























































Here's Jim in mid transformation into a weregrinch. Note the look of horror on his face.


































And finally this is Jim as the fully transformed weregrinch. Rawr! You know that's what I look like in my weregrinch form.

Song lyrics

,Here we have the song lyrics to a song called Once Bitten, it's from the movie of the same name.

I saw your face and knew right away
Something inside me trembled tenderly
To your eyes, from what I could see..
You'd be mine.
Though your mind it is filled with doubt.
But I'm begging you to hear me out.
Believing your suspicions.
Once Bitten, you will feel no pain boy.
Once Bitten, singing in the rain boy.
Lightning starts, oh-oh
Your heart's gonna be mine forever.
Gonna be mine forever
You will feel no pain boy.
Eyes on fire looked at me
I saw something there
You didn't want me to see.
Your desire burned in me
Like a flame.
I know what it is you need.
Why make it harder than it has to be?
I'll help you spread your vision
Once bitten, you will feel no pain boy
Once bitten, singing in the rain boy
Lighting starts, oh-oh
Your heart's gonna be mine forever
Gonna be mine forever
You will feel no pain boy
See the light, hear the thunder.
I need your touch
It's a spell you put me under.
Be known to know you
Gonna be mine forever
and I ain't lyin
Once bitten, you will feel no pain boy
Once bitten, singin in the rain boy
Lighting starts, oh oh.
Your hearts gonna be mine forever.
Gonna be mine forever
Once bitten, you will feel no pain boy
Once bitten, you'll never be the same boy.
Lightning starts, oh-oh
Your hearts gonna be mine forever
Gonna be mine forever
Once Bitten, you will no feel pain boy
Once Bitten, singin in the raaaain.
Whoah
Your heart's gonna be mine forever
Gonna be mine forever
Once bitten.

A Christmas Carol

This Christmas, the highly anticipated adaptation of Charles Dickens classic novel A Christmas Carol will be arriving in cinemas. Disney's A Christmas Carol is directed by Robert Zemekis and makes use of motion capture animation. In it Jim Carrey voices Scrooge and the 3 ghosts that haunt him. The Christmas Carol train tour is visiting various towns and cities across the country and last week it came by our place. It was amazing. We even managed to get a few snapshots of Jim. We're going to see that movie when it comes out.

Our favourite Jim Carrey performances

Our friend Darwin "Captain Comedy" Chance is a huge Jim Carrey fan and so are we. Jim's really good. We're going to tell you what our favourite performances of his are.

Our favourite comedic performances of Jim Carrey:

• The Grinch (it's a great movie to watch at christmas time, plus Jim makes a great grinch)



• Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events (he makes a fabulous Count Olaf, my mother can do a damm good impersonation of him you know, you must get this movie- it's genius)



• Liar Liar (gotta love when he does "the claw")



• The Mask (everything about it is great)



• Ace Ventura 1 and 2# (Ace rules!)



• Dumb and Dumber (This movie is hillarious)



• Bruce Almighty (this movie is awesome)



• Once Bitten (kick ass vampire comedy)

Our favourite non comedic performances of his:

• The Truman Show (that's a very interesting film)



• Man On The Moon (his Andy Kaufman is flawless)



• The Number 23 (He's so dark and serious in this movie)



• The Majetic (very good movie, it's also one of Chinstar's favourites because Bruce Campbell appears in it as well)



• The Cable Guy (very good movie, it's also quite chilling)

Once Bitten

These are the lyrics for the song Once Bitten by 3-Speed. This song was in the 1985 horror comedy Once Bitten starring a young Jim Carrey. The movie is often shown on the MGM channel a lot, especially during April, September or October. Last September on MGM there was a vampire movie marathon called Bite Me and one of the movies that aired was this one, the other vampire movies that aired were Fright Night, Scream Blacula Scream, The Vampire (a really old one, probably from the 30's/40's/50's), and Vampire's Kiss. I hope they have another one of those this year.

Both of the actual song and it's lyrics are incredibly hard to find. We downloaded the song a while ago.
The lyrics are very difficult to find online so we just listened to the song a bunch of times, memorised the lyrics and typed them up as we went along. Enjoy.

I saw your face and knew right away
Something inside me trembled tenderly
To your eyes, from what I could see..
You'd be mine.
Though your mind it is filled with doubt.
But I'm begging you to hear me out.
Believing your suspicions.
Once Bitten, you will feel no pain boy.
Once Bitten, singing in the rain boy.
Lightning starts, oh-oh
Your heart's gonna be mine forever.
Gonna be mine forever
You will feel no pain boy.
Eyes on fire looked at me
I saw something there
You didn't want me to see.
Your desire burned in me
Like a flame.
I know what it is you need.
Why make it harder than it has to be?
I'll help you spread your vision
Once bitten, you will feel no pain boy
Once bitten, singing in the rain boy
Lighting starts, oh-oh
Your heart's gonna be mine forever
Gonna be mine forever
You will feel no pain boy
See the light, hear the thunder.
I need your touch
It's a spell you put me under.
Be known to know you
Gonna be mine forever
and I ain't lyin
Once bitten, you will feel no pain boy
Once bitten, singin in the rain boy
Lighting starts, oh oh.
Your hearts gonna be mine forever.
Gonna be mine forever
Once bitten, you will feel no pain boy
Once bitten, you'll never be the same boy.
Lightning starts, oh-oh
Your hearts gonna be mine forever
Gonna be mine forever
Once Bitten, you will no feel pain boy
Once Bitten, singin in the raaaain.
Whoah
Your heart's gonna be mine forever
Gonna be mine forever
Once bitten.

And those are the lyrics to the song. Again, they're very difficult to find online but we memorised them.