New Monster Factfile

Welcome to another ghoulishly entertaining edition of Monster Factfile. In today's episode we will be telling all about the Superghoul from Michael Jackson's Ghosts




Description:

This breed of creature is a subspecies of demon known as Super Ghoul. In human form they tend to be spellcasters or necromancers. Most well known example of one who happens to be a spellcaster is the Maestro.









Appearance:

They are quite similar in appearance to a Buffy style vampire except they're much cooler looking and have pointed ears and claws. Could almost pass for a member of the Manhattan clan from Disney's Gargoyles if they had horns and wings and a tail. Some have yellow or orangish eyes while the more evil ones have red eyes or sometimes white ones that glow.







Habitat:



These kind of demons like to live in haunted mansions and other dark and scary places. In human form they often like to hang out with various different ghosts from the distant past.



Behaviour traits:



Despite their rather sinister looks, the superghoul is actually quite a likable creature. And often tend to be of the lawful good alignment like the Maestro - the only one of these that wasn't of this alignment was the Mayor after he got posessed and that's because he is of the lawful evil alignment. In human form said superghoul can often be very eccentric and charming and know a lot of magic tricks.







Powers:



These creatures possess a variety of unique supernatural powers when in human and in their natural ghoul form, in human form they possess supernatural magic abilities such as the ability to conjur up a family of ghosts to aid them, in ghoul form they posesss very keen senses, super strength and numerous other demon powers including possession. They are able to possess another person by simply flying into them. By posessing that person they are able to make them do anything - even dancing (like with the Mayor). They are also able to change their size.







Becoming One:



One of the many supernatural powers a super ghoul possess is the ability to transform a person into one of their kind by possessing them. Becoming one yourself might be a difficult task to do if you don't have already someone like MJ to show you how to do it.





Transforming:


The transformation is usually involuntarily and painful at first and usually happens after that person is possessed - as with the Mayor for instance. But eventually the person will get used to it. It's usually a very fun transformation to watch - if you wish to be one yourself you'll need someone like the Maestro to teach you

WereLeno Alert

We've got some really horrible news for you,  it seems that a Wereleno has been released from the dark dimension by my arch nemesis/evil counterpart the diabolical Dr Madness.

If you see this particular WereLeno don't go near him.    Alert us or Chinstar immediantley.      Also the only thing that can stop a WereLeno is Bruce Campbell.

We would go after it ourselves but i'm afraid that it might result in me getting attacked and turning into one again.   Which I would NOT want to happen to me after the last time.

The last time I got turned into a WereLeno it was so horrible,  the transformations into one were always so painful, scary and traumatic.   Not to mention I was evil when I got turned into one -  had no control of my actions and most of the time it was like i was possessed.     Not to mention me and Chinstar became arch enemies because of this for a short while.  

Luckily due to the fact i'm half Canadian forest werejc now -   there's no chance of me ever turning over to the dark side of the chin again.    But unfortunately my brother is not so lucky -  so i hope that he does not end up becoming a wereleno - because i'd hate having to fight my own brother.

For those who are curious I still have that chin shaped mark on my shoulder from the time Jay Leno rammed me with his chin -  when I was an evil wereleno it used to glow to signify my transformation into one,  but now that i am not one anymore it doesn't glow -  but i still like to tell my friends stories about it though.

For the main part WereLenos are evil and as such often serve the role as antagonists in our various tv shows and movies as well as in some of our graphic novels.    The only acception is Sam "Chinstar" Leno's role on our show The Misadventures Of Doc M,   He plays the only good WereLeno and a superhero parody.    In halloween episodes he often is seen is dressed as the character Ash from the Evil Dead films and in one halloween episode actually fights off a horde of deadites.    One of which was a homage to Army Of Darkness.   My character briefly became an evil WereLeno in the nightmare episode where he enters the Nightmare Realm - a realm where your worst fears come alive - and my character's worst fear is being turned into an evil Wereleno.

Our transformation themed show Night Of Alterations which is similar to Tales From The Crypt,  The Twilight Zone,  and Tales From The Darkside  has several sagas one of which is the Wrath Of The WereLeno Saga,  in which all the episodes have a wereleno in them.  

Also in one episode of The Adventures Of Chinstar,  there is an evil WereLeno who tries to get his hands on a sacred book.

I'm back

Hi there everyone, i'm back.

Sorry for being absent for so long.   I've just had some important buisness to take care of.

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There are quite a lot of famous people I know about who have played a monster type role in a movie or tv show or have dreamed of playing a role like that.




More than a few famous actors have played a variation of Dracula, Frankenstein or the werewolf (or any werecreature in general) in a movie or tv show with the help of incredible makeup artists like Stan Winston or Rick Baker.



And it's not just those classic monsters in particular that have been portrayed by celebrities, there's other mythological creatures/beings that have been portrayed by a famous actor/actress in a tv show or movie as well as some well known ones like Satan who was portrayed brilliantly by quite a few different actors - but the most famous example of this is Tim Curry as the Lord Of Darkness in the film Legend.



And i'm sure there are a lot of celebrities that have dreamed of playing a character like that in a movie or tv series - or even to be featured in a Marvel comic teaming up with a crime fighter like The Hulk or Spiderman (or to be turned into a monster of some kind in said comic).



And someday I hope that some scientist out there will invent a machine that will morph the person who uses it into any monster he/she chooses, as I am sure a lot of celebrities out there would love to see what it's like to actually be a monster instead of just playing one.



In fact, for a long time I had been thinking that a movie based on Disney's tv series Gargoyles would be a pretty awesome idea, and I think it would be great if they made one.



If I was a producer and was offered the chance on making a movie based on this awesome tv series - I'd jump at the chance to do it.



I'd have probably would gone with John Candy as Broadway - but I fear that it may be impossible now since John's dead (coincidentally, John was also in mind to play the role of the Penguin in Batman Returns), so I possibly might go for Phillip Seymour Hoffman or Jack Black instead.



I for one also think that it would be cool to see Carmen Electra play SheHulk or even Demona - she's got the look for it. Plus it would probably be a great career move for her - she could really use one after being stuck in the Seltzerberg rutt of lame parody movies.



I know that Bruce Campbell got to be undead in Evil Dead II for a while and also in Army Of Darkness.



I know that quite a few famous people who got to play Batman villains in movies based on the comics, especially Jim Carrey (Riddler, 1995 Batman Forever), Michelle Pyfifer (Catwoman, 1992 Batman Returns), Jack Nicholson (Joker, 1989 Batman), Heath Ledger (Joker, 2008 Dark Knight), Danny Devito (Penguin, 1992 Batman Returns), and Tommy Lee Jones (Two-Face, 1995 Batman Forever).



I'd love to see Jeff Goldblum play Manbat in the new Batman film installment if there is one.



There are quite a lot of famous people who have played a monster or would love to play one in a movie or tv show.



I also think that there should be a simpsons halloween episode that parodies the Evil Dead films and have Bruce Campbell himself making an appearance.

Other recalled toys

Here are some other recalled toys:

• Monster Morpher 1.0- the original Monster Morpher toy, just like the original it had ALL of those available monster forms plus a few others including the Alien and Predator from Alien VS Predator, it worked just like the original, however something went wrong and the transformations into said monster form of choice were too scary, painful and traumatic- it got recalled after a friend of ours tested it out and underwent a painful transformation into Manbat from Batman. When we made the second one we toned all of the transformation sequences down so they wouldn't traumatise the user.
• Marvin the Mushabelly Mutant- this was a rather freaky mushabelly space mutant that you could attach different parts to, made a vampire-like hisssing sound when you squeezed it's tummy, got recalled after one of it's extra heads started sprouting spider-like legs and walked away like in John Carpenter's the Thing.
• Dead Ted the scare bear- the first ever Scare Bear, Dead Ted was a grey and black scare bear that looked kind of like one of the undead, had one eye that had popped out of it's socket, vampire-like fangs, claws, and various scars and bruises. Got recalled after it came to life and went on a zombie style rampage.
• Magic Mirror Love Tester- this toy was a mirror, you press a button and it tells you how well your love life is on a scale from Lovelorn Loser to Absolute Dreamboat. Got recalled after one of them caused a couple to break up on valentine's day.
• Jerkass Ladybug- one of the Not-So-Nice Ladybugs range of toys, this one often said rude and hurtful insults when you squeezed his hand. Got recalled after a friend of our dad's brought it into work and the toy insulted the poor guy's boss, the boss got so mad that he fired him for it.
• Exploding Bob- this fun toy was one that exploded whenever you pressed a button on his platform. He was a little space alien dressed in a daredevil type costume. Got recalled after the toy got set on fire.
• Little Jay 1-0 - the original Jay Leno Playtime Friend, was just like the one we have now except for one small problem- it was evil. It kept staring at us with glowing red eyes and asking us to be it's friends, we had it recalled after it turned me into an evil wereleno as a result of me not agreeing to play with it.

Simpsons Treehouse Of Horror favourites part 1

We love the Simpsons halloween specials, they're funny and scary at the same time. Here are some of our favourite segments:

• Treehouse Of Horror 1

Our favourite segments from this one are "Bad dream house" and "the raven". Bad dream house is the one where the family moves into a house which turns out to be haunted. And the raven one is a retelling of the famous poem by Edgar Allen Poe. It's really funny when Bart as the raven says "Eat my shorts" before saying that famous line..."nevermore".

• Treehouse Of Horror 2

We like all three segments from this one, but our favourites are It's A Bart Life and If Only I Had A Brain. The It's A Bart Life episode is a parody of the Twilight Zone episode It's A Good Life which was about a boy with supernatural powers. The If Only I Had A Brain one is a parody of Frankenstein.

• Treehouse of Horror 3

Our favourite segments from this episode are Clown Without Pitty and Dial Z for Zombies. Clown Without Pitty is the one with the evil Krusty doll and Dial Z for Zombies is the one where Bart finds a book on the occult and brings the dead back to life. If you look very closely during the scene where Bart is reciting the incantation you'll see he's wearing Michael Jackson's Thriller album cover on his head.

• Treehouse Of Horror 4

Our favourite segments from this one are The Devil and Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson's Dracula. In the first segment titled The Devil and Homer Simpson, Homer sells his soul to the devil (who looks like Ned Flanders) for a donut. In Bart Simpson's Dracula, Mr Burns is a vampire and he bites Bart and Bart becomes a vampire too. There's a twist at the end of this episode, turns out that Marge is the real head vampire and the whole family are vampires except Lisa. This is a homage to the ending of the vampire film Lost Boys.

• Treehouse of Horror 5

Our favourite segments from this one are The Shinning and Nightmare Cafeteria. The Shinning is a parody of The Shining including the famous heere's johnny scene. Nightmare Cafeteria is where Bart and Lisa discover that the staff at Springfield Elementary have been eating some of the other students.

• Treehouse of Horror 6

Our favourite segments from this one are Homer3 and Nightmare On Evergreen Terrace. Homer 3 is where Homer enters another dimension one where he is all 3d and "bulgy". Nightmare On Evergreen Terrace is a nightmare on elm street satire with Willie as Freddy Krueger.

• Treehouse of horror 7

Our favourite segments from this one are Citizen Kang and The Thing and I. Citizen Kang is where Kang and Kodos take on the form of Bill Clinton and Bob Dole and enter the election. The Thing and I is where we discover Bart has a long lost twin brother named Hugo.

• Treehouse Of Horror 8

Our favourite segments from this one are Fly Vs Fly and The Homega Man. Fly VS Fly is a satire of The Fly (both the original 1958 version and the David cronenberg remake) . And The Homega Man is a parody of the Omega man. In the scene where Homer is at the movie theatre, the movie that he's watching is one with a Chris Farley and David Spade in it (most likely Tommy Boy).

• Treehouse of horror 9

The segments we like from this one are Hell Toupee and Starship Poopers. In Hell Toupe, Homer gets a hair transplant- although it turns out that it's Snake's hair and it posessess him. In Starship Poopers we find out Maggie's other dad is one of the two one-eyed aliens.

Muppet Monster Adventure

There is a video game I'm playing at the moment, the game is called Muppet Monster Adventure. It's a muppet video game for playstation. In this one Kermit and the muppet gang take a flight over to the late Pentry Von Honeydew's castle to sign his last will and testiment- but they are captured by an evil mad scientist and turned into monsters. You play as Robin the frog who is Kermit's nephew. Robin has a special raybeam he can use to zap enemies with, he also has a spinning attack. There are these power ups called amulets that give him the powers of those monsters the muppets have morphed into- they also give him morphing powers.

Here's what each of the main muppets get morphed into:

• Gonzo

The first monster muppet you have to turn back into their normal self is the great Gonzo who has been turned into a vampire. Vampire Gonzo is the first boss in the game.

• Fozzie

The second muppet monster you have to cure is Fozzie Bear, Fozzie has been turned into the Wocka Wocka werebear and he is the second boss in the game.

• Kermit

Kermit is the third one you have to cure. He's been turned into a Frankenstein-like monster called Ker-Monster. He is the third boss in the game.

• Clifford

Clifford is the fourth one. He has been turned into a muck monster (sort of like a swamp creature) and is the fourth boss in the game.

• Miss Piggy

Miss Piggy is the fifth one. She's been turned into a Frankenstein's bride type monster known as the Bride Of Ker-Monster. She is also the fifth boss.

Here's what each of the amulets does:

• Nosferatu amulet

The Noseferatu one gives Robin the power to turn into a vampire bat and glide through the air. Pressing the x and triangle buttons together triggers it.

• Wocka Wocka Werebear Amulet

The werebear amulet gives Robin the power to climb any climbable surface. Walk up to any climbable surface and press the triangle button- he morphs into a werewolfish creature and climbs all the way up there.

• Muck Monster amulet

This one gives Robin the ability to swim extremely well and to breathe underwater. Simply jump into any lake or river, press the triangle button and he'll morph into a swamp monster type beast and go for a swim.

• Ker-Monster amulet

The Ker-Monster one gives Robin super strength. Go up to any heavy object and press the triangle button, he morphs into a frankensteinian thing and uses his super strength to move the heavy object out of the way.

• Bride Of Ker-Monster Amulet

This one gives Robin a special karate chop move which can be used to smash down doors and walls. Walk up to any door or wall and hold down the triangle button and he morphs into a bride of frankenstein-like creature and karate chops the door/wall to pieces. Hiiiiii yaaaaa!

Horror Hotel

We are going to tell all about Horror Hotel, a hillarious sitcom about a bunch of monsters who work in a hotel, and not just any hotel...a haunted one.

The characters:

• Bonesly (me) and Charlie (my brother)

Bonesly and Charlie are two rather intelligent zombies that are extremely good at inventing despite their rather dead composition (or should I say DEcomposition?)

• Vladimir (Sam Leno/Chinstar)

Vladimir is a rebelious vampire biker who rides a motorcycle similar to the one Ghost Rider has. Vladimir is always getting into trouble and is always trying to sink his fangs into the neck of an innocent young girl.

• Sheryl (Andria)

Sheryl is a rather "interesting" witch, Sheryl is an alcholic too and loves to make potions and all sorts of spooky recipes, she often includes alchol as one of the ingredients for her various recipes. She is quite good at magic even though sometimes her magic does get out of hand, especially when she's drunk.

• Bastian (Alan)

Bastian is a rather eccentric warlock who can turn into a black cat, he is also quite similar to Dale from King Of The Hill in appearance and personality. He and Sheryl are often seen together.

• Tyler (Joshua Louis Belushi/WereJoshPeckPrince)

Tyler is a teenwolf style werewolf with a knack for practical jokes. He's partly the reason why the guests are always getting scared out of the hotel.

• Ted

Ted is a Freddy Krueger-like character with a twisted sense of humour. Fred is fond of using one-liners on a regular basis. He always manages to make the guest's stay at the hotel a living nightmare (literally). This is the reason why guests never get a good night's sleep when they stay the night.

• Billy

Billy is a Jason Voorhees-like character who wears a hockey mask and carries a knife. He is the quiet one most of the time but he does speak on some occassions. Billy has rarely been seen without his hockey mask on. He is also quite shy.

• Mitch

Mitch is a Michael Myers-like character who wears a white mask. He is very mysterious and he loves to scare people. Mitch has never been seen without his mask on. Mitch is a lone wolf type who keeps to himself.

• Mark

A Norman Bates-like character and the creepiest one of the bunch. Mark spends most of his time polishing his knives and taking orders from his mother. Mark loves to scare people when they're in the shower (especially if it's a girl) and is also partly the reason why everyone never seems to come back to the hotel.

• Luka

Luka is a Werebelushi who is like a mafia boss, he is the official "boss" of the monsters. He always gets what he wants. You don't want to get on this guy's bad side.

• Jeff

Jeff is a human/fly hybrid like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly. He is exactly like Seth Brundle in terms of personality and appearance. He is a lot more cooler looking than Brundlefly though. He has wings, glowing red eyes, antennae, 4 arms, and two small vampire-ish fangs. He is incredibly strong and agile for someone of his size and build.

• Ben the Scare Bear

Ben is a teddy bear with a personality similar to Chucky from Child's Play. You may think that he's cute at first but you'll change your mind after you find out what he does to innocent guests who cross his path.

• Rocky

A Frankensteinesque golem who bears a resemblance to Rocky Balboa. He is a tough cookie and would never turn down a challenge.

• Graham (Captain Comedy)

Graham is an antromorphic grinch who bears a resemblance to Robbie Rotten from the Nick Jr children's show Lazytown. The design for this character is based on Jim Carrey's version of the grinch. He is quite similar to Edmund Blackadder in terms of personality.

• Mongo

Mongo is the gentle giant of the group, he is a King Kong-like creature with a heart of gold. Mongo may seem big and scary at first but he's quite nice when you get to know him. He speaks in a similar manner to the Incredible Hulk.

• Bobby

Bobby is a blob-like alien with the power to shapeshift into anyone and anything. He is a bit of a klutz but he means well. He is also very laid back.

• James and Ella

James and Ella are a mischevious brother and sister team who are also wererats. They're ALWAYS causing trouble.

• Vincent

A rather charismatic Vincent Price-like character who resembles Johnny Depp. He can scare people by turning into a Tim Burtonesque demon. He spends his term reading poetry by Edgar Allen Poe.

• Hugo

A rather skittish hunchback who resembles Peter Lorre and sounds like him too. He is in charge of room service. He is the second creepiest one of the group.

• Ace

A rather deranged character who is a lot like Alice Cooper. Ace has various supernatural powers including mind reading.

• Mr S. Creepington

The hotel manager. He is a rather surly demon. His job is to make sure that the guest's have a good time-however there is one problem and that problem is that Luka and his monstrous bunch are always screwing up and scaring away all the guests. He gets mad at them everytime this happens and he has a rather firey temper.

• Terry

Mr S. Creepington's bumbling assistant. Terry is a bat-like gargoyle who is always made fun of by James and Ella. His job is to keep an eye on Luka and the rest of the monsters that work in the hotel. He's also the resident snitch and is usually sent to try and rat out Luka and his monstrous bunch.

• Cleo (Kirsty)

An extremely beautiful and elegant Egpytian mummy queen. She is not afraid to speak her mind. She is also extremely rich.

• Bruce

The hotel's official health inspector. He bears a resemblance to Bruce Campbell's famous character Ash from the Evil Dead movies. His mannerisms, voice, hair style and costume are based on those of Gaston the villain from Disney's Beauty And The Beast. Much like Ash, he has a chainsaw where his left hand should be.

• Damien

Mr S.Creepington's nephew. He is based on Damien from the Omen. Damien posesss various demonic supernatural powers. He may seem like a cute kid but in actuality he's a babysitters' worst nightmare. He is also quite similar to the kid with the psychic powers from the Twilight Zone episode "It's A Good Life".

• Christie (Tazmin)

Damien's sister. She is based on Regan from The Exorcist. She is possessed by a demon. She may seem like an innocent girl at first but don't be fooled....she is quite the little demon.

• Jack

Jack is the hotel caretaker/janitor, he is based on Jack Torrance from The Shining. Much like Jack Torrance in the film, he is also prone to being driven insane. One thing he really hates about his job is that he gets bored easily and this drives him to the point of insanity. A running gag is that whenever he gets bored he goes insane.

• Frederick Jekyll/Henry Hyde (Tyrone The Terrible)

A scientist who changes into a big yeti-like monster at random. He is incredibly smart even as a monster. A running gag is that he's always changing into his monster form at random.

New collectibles

We are ;roud to present our newest range of collectible toys.

Teenage WereElvis Action Figures:

Teenage WereElvis is a Big Wolf On Campus style series about a dude named Jasie Presley who is a member of the Presley family, he is a crime fighting WereElvis. We have action figures of the Presley family from this series.

• Elvis.



• Priscilla.



• Lisa Marie.



• Bubba



• Lassie



• Spike



• Jasey (my character)

Big Wolf On Campus Action Figures: Main characters.

• Tommy (wolfs out)



• Merton.



• Stacey



• Lori (karate kick action).



• Tim and Travis.



• Hugo.



• Dean (comes with remote control)



• Becky.

Big Wolf On Campus action figures: Villains.

• The Evil Werewolf Syndicate set.



• Vampire Merton.



• Werewolf Merton.



• Werewolf Lori.



• The mummy.



• Mr Dunleavy.



• Vampire bikers.



• Scary Terri.



• Dr Frank Stein.



• Spider people set.



• Mr Roboto the robot guidance councellor.



• Voodoo guy.



• The Devil.



• Storm Front.

Big Wolf On Campus Wacky roomates:

Note: There are 3 different ones of Tommy, the first one is modelled after season 1 Tommy, second one is modelled after season 2 Tommy and the third is modelled after season 3 Tommy, each one of them "wolfs out" .

• Tommy (wolfs out and keeps intruders away)



• Merton.



• Lori (fights off the intruder with her kung fu moves)



• Vampire Merton (hissess at the intruder, then tries to lunge at them)



• Werewolf Merton (growls, then chases the intruder)



• Werewolf Lori (growls and then tackles the intruder)

101 uses and reasons for physyical shifting

1. Can easily scare away unwanted intruders (including mailmen) out of your house.
2. Can terrify skiers on a ski trip by pretending to be a yeti (For Wereapes)
   
3. Can truthfully say…”The dog ate my homework.”
   
4. For Werebirds: No more airplanes!
   
5. Can use claws to open cans and shred bad mail you don’t want.
   
6. Can retract fangs to freak your neighbours out.
   
7. For Wereowls: Can twist your head around and freak out your enemies like in the Exorcist.
   
8. Knife and fork? Sorry, not for you!
   
9. Mum won’t tell you not to play with your food ever again.
   
10. You can finally get back at that creepy dentist you really hate.
    
11. Who needs a bath or a shower now?
    
12. Can finally back at that evil doctor who keeps trying to kill you with a needle.
    
13. Can easily make new friends at the zoo.
    
14. For Werecats: Can get back at the barking dogs that keep waking you up at night.
    
15. Can easily scare away the annoying black cat that’s been giving you bad luck.
    
16. Can easily take care of the bully at school.
    
17. Can mess with the landlord’s mind.
    
18. Can finally teach your mean old work boss a lesson.
    
19. Can scare away teachers.
    
20. Blue ribbon at every pet show.
    
21. You can easily scratch yourself without the aid of a person or object.
    
22. Can easily be both the roles of Beast and Gaston in your school production of Beauty and the beast.
    
23. It’s ridiculously easy to win 1st prize at a dog show!
    
24. For Wererats: It’s easy to slip past enemies unnoticed.
    
25. When someone tells you…”Bite me” , you can.
    
26. For Werelizards: Can easily “blend in with the crowd.”
    
27. FREE FOOD!
    
28. Can easily groom yourself.
    
29. For Werelions: Can easily imitate Mufasa or Scar.
    
30. Steady job as a Disney villain. Shapeshifying villains are always favourable.
    
31. Steady job as a professional wrestler.
    
32. Steady job as a villain in a video game/movie.
    
33. Can easily get a spot as a villain in an episode of Buffy.
    
34. Shaving? No need for shaving!
    
35. Security won’t bother you when you go to rob a store.
    
36. Can truthfully say….”And every last inch of me is covered with hair.” like Gaston.
    
37. Dental hygiene via dog biscuits.
    
38. For WereBeasts: Can easily imitate the fight scene between Beast and Gaston in BATB.
39. For Werecats: Catwoman has got nothing on you.
40.  Paper boys either get outrun or maimed.
41. Can play Frisbee with yourself.
42. Cut down on food bills and over population at the same time.
43.  No one will want to wake you up in the morning.
44. Coats? Who needs them when you have fur!
45. Can easily scare away your annoying snobbish arch rival.
46. Can ruin mum’s new curtains by scratching them to bits.
47. Never have to use a towel to dry off.
48. Can easily replace Felix in the Felix cat food commercial as the new spokescat (For Werecats).
49. Can be hired for security.
50. No one will ever want to rob from you.
51. Can easily get a job as a guard dog.
52. For Weredragons: No need to use a campfire for roasting marshmallows.
53.  Easy money: Go to a vet and sue for trying to kill your pet.
54.  Can scare annoying nosey neighbours away real good.
55. For Werecats: Can do a dead on Mike Myers impersonation.
56.  Now that you’re a were-(insert animal name here) you can get payback on your enemies by tripping them up with your tail.
57. For werecows: No need to go to the supermarket to get milk.
58. You don’t need a fancy costume or makeup to look good on Halloween.
59.  For werebats: Batman has nothing on you.
60. Can get a guess spot as a villain/villainess on an episode of Big Wolf On Campus.
61.  They love you so much that they’ll want you back for more episodes.
62. X files? You are one and you will get the encounters special to yourself.
63. It's ridiculously easy to get a part in any movie.

64. Same goes for TV, cartoons and video games.

65. Everyone will want you to be their bodyguard.

66. Annoying intruders get scared off easily.

67. Your brother or sister won't ever bother you.

68. Can instantly beat your friends in a running race.

69. Can beat the captain of the football team in a wrestling match.

70. The cool thing is that you can do whatever you want.

71. For WereApes: can do a dead on impersonation of King Kong.

72. Can easily get hired to work at a store.

73. No burglars will ever want to rob from that store again after they see that you work in it.

74. Can outrun the dog catcher/exterminator.

75. No need to shave.

76. Can be relied on to save people.

77. Your best friend will never be picked on by bullies again knowing that they have you to protect them.

78. It can come in handy.

79. Can Become a tag champion instantly.

80. Your enemies will now back away whenever you're around.

81. For Werebelushi family members: You can now eat all you can eat.

82. For WereElvises: Can easily whoop your opponent at karaoke contests and at games of Singstar.

83. People will never ever complain about your pets making noise in the middle of the night ever again.

84. For weredogs: Can be your own best friend.

85. Same goes for you if you are a Werejohncandy.

86. Can stay up all night.

87. For werecats: Can make an exellent cat burgular (literally)

88. For wererats: Can do a great impersonation of Ratigan from the Great Mouse Detective.

89. Another one for WereElvises: You are a shoe in to win ANY Elvis impersonator contest.

90. You'll never have to ask permission to go out late at night anymore.

91. For werelions: MGM will more than likely want you to be the fill in for Leo the lion.

92. Costume contests are a piece of cake.

93. It's fun messing with people's heads.

94. No dry cleaning bills ever again.

95. Unlimited oppuntunites to have fun.

96. Having super keen senses and superhuman agility and strength come in handy when in sticky situations

97. For WereElvises again: Can easily start up a Crowd Song musical number.

98. Instant fame and popularity.

99. Another one for the WereElvi crowd: Can easily win the heart of the love of your life with a beautiful love song.

100. Being able to transform at will gives you hours of fun.

And

101. It's the best thing ever.

Elvis sightings

On August 16th 1977 Elvis "The King" Presley died. Or he did he? It seems that he's appearing everywhere these days. We are intrigued by these so called "sightings" and are on a mission to find out more. Now a LOT of people claim that they saw him but we're most certain that we saw him more than a few times. We think that he "faked" his own death and is living somewhere in our neighbourhood. We're not sure where. We do know that he's not dead, and that all the stories about him are true. Hmmm....I wonder. Perhaps he isn't dead after all. It's just like with Gaston from Beauty And The Beast, I mean at the end of the movie he falls off the castle roof to his doom but it is uncertain if he survived the fall or not. If you freeze frame the part when he falls to his doom you can see skulls in his eyes. Maybe Gaston DID survive the fall. I mean, there are hundreds of Gaston sightings even in Disneyworld (although he's a very rare character to meet I've heard). There are so many Elvis sightings too, and so many stories from people who claim they've seen him. We think that our dad's boss might in fact be Elvis himself. Trust me he is exactly like him in everyway. He could be Elvis, he could be. Or he might be a WereElvis. We are not sure yet, but we are keeping an eye on him.

Renegade Buzz Lightyear Action Figures

This is Doc M with an important announcement, due to something that went wrong on my brother's part, some of the toys we've invented have come alive and are on the loose. These particular toys are a set of Buzz Lightyear action figures modelled after the Thinkway one. They are:

• LightyearBug (the original Buzz Lightyear toy fused with a toy of Francis the ladybug from A Bug's Life ala Jeff Goldblum in The Fly)
• Renegade Buzz (a Mad Max style armoured Buzz with retractable wolverine style claws)
• Rambo Buzz (a Rambo inspired armoured Buzz with grenades in it's backpack)
• Batman Buzz (a Batman inspired Buzz in a black suit with a batman logo in place of the Star command logo, inspired by Tim Burton's Batman)
• Vampire Buzz (looks like an ordinary Buzz Lightyear except it has eerie glowing eyes, small fangs, claw gloves, and black wings, steer clear of this one).

LightyearBug, Renegade Buzz, Batman Buzz and Rambo Buzz are friendly but Vampire Buzz isn't. Due to my brother forgeting to switch his mode to good rather than evil, Vampire Buzz is evil, bloodthirsty, and above all very dangerous. If you ever see this one, aproach with caution, this one has been known to bite and likes to prey on innocent toys. We have no idea what would happen if it were to actually bite a person. Some of our electronic toys have a switch at the back, this switch is the "Good/Evil" mode switch, if the switch up then the toy is in "good mode" however if's down then the toy is in "evil mode". Little Jay has that switch on his back (I hope no one has accidentally switched it to evil mode).

Jack Black: Tenaciously Awesome

This is a tribute to the most awesome comedian/rocker ever- Jack Black of Tenacious D. Tenacious D is the best band ever. We love Jack Black's movies. Jack's like this generation's John Belushi/Chris Farley. We saw him on the Tyra Banks show with Ben Stiller, they were talking about Tropic Thunder (which by the way was awesome). Jack Black's really really funny. You know, me and my mates went to a Tenacious D concert once. The D performed Tribute, Wonder Boy, F**K her Gently, Kielbasa, Lee, and a couple of songs from the Tenacious D movie. It was like totally awesome. My mother met Jack once at a museum, I think it was an art museum, unfortunately she didn't get his autograph which I am still miffed about. Mom says he came across as a very nice person. He had short hair that day, wore sandals, shorts, and a blue shirt. My mom's sister and niece were there too. There was also this blond dude with Jack at the time, we're not sure who he was but he might have been Owen Wilson.

This is Jables Jr. A plush doll we did of Jack Black. Jables Jr is kind of similar to the Jittery Jack Black Electronic Plush we did. As you can see in this photo, he is not wearing pants- this is simply because he doesn't like wearing them he prefers to run around like crazy with no pants on. He is twice as hyperactive as Jack Black himself and says quite a few amusing JBisms when you squeeze his hand and also makes zany noises like that sound effects man from Police Academy- he also yells "CAFFEINE!" a lot. His favourite drink is coffee and he'll go absolutely crazy for anything caffeine related. Jables Jr also has a friend named Kage, who comes with him. The two of them interact with eachother and sing songs- mainly Tenacious D songs. We did do this really funny video featuring him and Kage and lip sincing the Gaston song from Beauty And The Beast. The toy in the background is a Sweet Talkin Puss In Boots plush from Shrek 3.

This is a character my brother plays when we do role-playing. I play a werejohncandy named Sampson who works as a chef, and my brother plays the villain- a maniacal werejackblack named Ax. My brother is exceptional good at being evil when it comes to this part, heck he even does his own villain song. He does tend to get carried away sometimes, on one ocassion he actually transformed INTO the character and it was quite a traumatic transformation for him too. Luckily during that time I was turned into my character, although my character is more of a gentle giant than a fighter- because our friend Sam Leno/Chinstar plays the hero character (who is a lantern jawed marksman who resembles Gaston from Beauty And The Beast). We have action figures of our role play characters. Also we have a great electronic bust of the character my brother plays, when people walk past it's eyes glow and it cackles insanely like the Crypt Keeper and then says "I AM AX! BOW BEFORE MY AWESOME EVILNESS!", and when an intruder comes by he shouts "HALT! YOU CANNOT ENTER THIS ROOM! FOR IN THIS ROOM IS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE. DO NOT GO ANY FURTHER, IF YOU DO YOU WIL FACE CERTAIN DOOM!" in a hammy manner and then laughs maniacally.

We think it would be funny if Jack Black did covers of some animated villain songs and here are the ones we would love to hear him sing:

• Gaston (Beauty And The Beast)


• The Mob Song (Beauty And The Beast)


• Be Prepared (The Lion King)


• Toxic Love (Ferngully)


• Don't Make Me Laugh (Pebble And The Penguin)


• In The Dark Of The Night (Anastasia)


• Poor Unfortunate Souls (Little Mermaid)


• Don't Fall In Love (Beauty And The Beast Enchanted Christmas)


• Big And Loud (Cats Can't Dance)


• Hellfire (Hunchback Of Notre Dame)

Jack is a good mate of ours too, he voices a character or two in some of our animated shows. In Biker Mice Extreme he voices two characters good guy Plutarkian Mikey Motzerella and Eddie the yeti-like alien from the Planet Rockstaria. He is also the voice of a koala version of himself in Millitary Koalas. We like working with him, it's fun just like it is when we're working with Tim Curry. It's always a blast having these actors doing guest appearances in our cartoon shows. We've got a lot of interesting stories about how much fun we have doing the shows and how much fun the guest stars have. Tim Curry was an absolute blast the first time we had him doing the voice of Morlock in the rock opera episode of Millitary Koalas. We also have a great time working with animators like Andrea Deja (the genius behind such Disney characters as Gaston, Scar, Hercules, Jafar and Lilo). The great thing about Millitary Koalas is that we have such an amazing voice cast including myself and my older bro. The character of Manogator (one of the villains) who is half man half aligator is voiced by a great friend of ours Mr John Kassir (you might know him as the Crypt Keeper from Tales From The Crypt), he uses a slightly gruffer more sinister version of his "Crypt Keeper voice" for the character.

New Scaringly good Electronic plushes

Greetings boil and ghouls, we've got some frighteningly good news.

Disney villain interactive cuddle buddies: They look cute, but are great for scaring off intruders.

• Alameda Slim (Home On The Range)
• Amos Slade (The Fox and the Hound)
  
• Aunt Sarah and Si & Am(Lady and the Tramp)
  
• Big Bad Wolf (The Three Little Pigs)
  
• Captain Hook (Peter Pan)
  
• Chernabog(Fantasia)

• Clayton (Tarzan)
  
• Cruella de Vil[ (101 Dalmatians)

• Edgar (The Aristocats)
  
• Forte (Beauty And The Beast: Enchanted Christmas)
• Frollo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
  
• Gantu (Lilo and Stitch)

• Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)
  
• Hades (Hercules)
  
• Hanging Lamp (Brave Little Toaster)

• Hopper (A Bug's Life)
  
• Horned King,The (The Black Cauldron)
  
• Jafar (Aladdin)

• John Silver (Treasure Planet)

• Judge Doom (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

• Kaa(The Jungle Book)
  
• Lady Tremaine & Stepsisters (Cinderella)
  
• Lyle T. Rourke (Atlantis: The Lost Empire)
  
• Madame Medusa (The Rescuers)
  
• Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)
  
• Percival McLeach (The Rescuers Down Under)
  
• Pete
  
• Prince John & Sir Hiss (Robin Hood)
  
• Queen (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfes)
  
• Randall Boggs and Waternoose (Monsters Inc)
• Ratcliffe (Pocahantas)
  
• Ratigan(The Great Mouse Detective)
  
• Scar (The Lion King)
  
• Shan-Yu(Mulan)
  
• Shere Khan(The Jungle Book)
  
• Sid Phillips (Toy Story)

• Syndrome (The Incredibles)
  
• Stromboli(Pinocchio)
  
• Sykes (Oliver and Company)
  
• Ursula (The Little Mermaid)
• Yzma (Emperor's New Groove)
• Stinky Pete, Zurg (Toy Story 2)

Non Disney interactive animated villain cuddle buddies:

• Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde (The Pagemaster).
• Hexxus (Ferngully)
• Rasputin (Anastasia)
• Ludmillia (Bartok The Magnificient)
• Belladonna (All Dogs Go To Heaven)
• Drake (Pebble And The Penguin)
• Saw Tooth (Land Before Time series)
• Joe (Help I'm A Fish)
• Professor Screweyes (We're Back! A Dinosaur Story)

New electronic scarers

• Crypt Keeper (Tales From The Crypt).
• Evil Ed- werewolf form (Fright Night).
• Jerry Dandridge bat form (Fright Night).
• Amy- Vampiress form (Fright Night)
• Pinhead (Hellraiser).
• Slappy (the Night Of The Living Dummy series of Goosebumps books, made to look like the one from the tv show)
• Audrey II (Little Shop Of Horrors)
• Irene- in cat creature form (Cat People).
• Librarian Ghost (Ghostbusters)
• Regan (The Exorcist)
• Eddie Quist (The Howling)
• Large Marge (Pee Wee's Big Adventure).
• Jack Goodman- Decompising Zombie look 1# (American Werewolf In London)
• T Rex, Raptor (Jurrasic Park)

Cuddle Buddies and Combat Creatures

We are proud to present you with the newest additions to the Cuddle Buddies family and to introduce you to our latest toy invention the Combat Creatures (they're like more extreme version of Pokemon, inspired by the Gremlins movie).

Cuddle Buddies: Beauty And The Beast

• Belle
• Beast
• Maurice
• Phillipe
• Gaston
• Lumiere
• Cogsworth
• Mrs Potts
• Chip
• Babette
• The Footstool.
• Lefou.

Cuddle Buddies: Family Guy.

• Peter
• Loius
• Brian
• Stewie
• Meg
• Chris
• Bertram
• Quagmire
• Joe
• Cleveland.
• Mayor West.
• Tom Tucker.
• Death.
• Mort Goldman.
• Jasper
• Herbert
• James Woods.
• Gene Simmons (KISS).

Cuddle Buddies: Simpsons

• Homer
• Marge
• Bart
• Lisa
• Maggie
• Ned Flanders.
• Rod and Todd Flanders.
• Rev Lovejoy.
• Otto.
• Radioactive Man.
• Duffman.
• Sideshow Bob.
• Sideshow Mel.
• Krusty the Clown.
• Herb Powell (Homer's brother).
• Santa's Little Helper.
• Kang and Kodos.
• Mr Burns.
• Smithers.
• Milhouse.
• Nelson.
• Comic Book Guy.
• Apu.
• Barney Gumble.
• Moe.
• Rainier Wolfcastle.

Cuddle Buddies: South Park

• Cartman
• Stan
• Kenny
• Kyle
• Butters
• Tweek
• Timmy.
• Mr/Mrs Garison.
• Mr Mackey.
• Mrs Krabtree.
• Sasquatch.
• Satan.
• Damien.
• Jesus.
• Alien Visitor.
• Jimbo and Ned.

Cuddle Buddies: Biker Mice From Mars

• Vinnie
• Throttle
• Modo
• Charley
• Lawrence Limburger.
• Karbunkle.
• Greasepit.
• Fred the mutant.
• Eeevil Eye Weevil.
• Ronaldo Rump.
• Napoloeon Brie.
• Carbine.
• Rimfire.
• Stoker.

Cuddle Buddies: Comedians

• John Belushi
• Dan Akyroyd
• John Candy
• Chris Farley
• Rodney Dangerfield (give this one a lot of respect).
• Jim Carrey.
• Jay Leno.
• Robin Williams.
• Tim Allen.
• Rosie O Donnell.
• Billy Crystal.

Cuddle Buddies: Dark Knight

• Batman
• Joker.
• Goons.

Cuddle Buddies: Princess Bride

• Prince Huberdink.
• the Princess.
• Fezznik the giant.
• Inigo Montaya.
• Vinzini (says "Inconcievable" when you squeeze his chest).

Cuddle Buddies: Ninja Turtles

• Michaelangelo
• Donatello.
• Raphael.
• Leonardo.
• April O Neil.
• Splinter.
• Shredder.
• Foot Soldier.
• Casey Jones.
• Baxter Stockman.

Cuddly Buddies: Saban's Masked Rider

• Dex/Masked Rider
• Furbus
• Dex's Family.
• Count Dregon.
• Nefaria.
• Double Face.
• Facts.
• Gork.
• Cyclopter.
• Maggot.
• Insectivore.

Cuddle Buddies: Power Rangers

• Red Ranger
• Blue Ranger
• Green Ranger
• Black Ranger
• Pink Ranger
• Yellow Ranger
• Gold Ranger
• Silver/Titanium Ranger.
• Zordon.
• Alpha 5.
• Ernie.
• Bulk and Skull.
• Rita Repulsa.
• Baboo.
• Lord Zedd.
• Goldar.
• Divatox.
• Diobolico.
• Impus/Olympus.
• Mega Zords.

Cuddle Buddies: Saban's Big Bad Beetleborgs/Beetleborgs Metalix:

• Blue Stinger/Chronium Gold Beetleborg (Drew)
• Red Striker/Platinum Purple Beetleborg (Jo)
• Green Hunter/Titanium Silver (Roland)
• Art Fortunes
• Flabber
• Wolfgang
• Frankenbeans
• Moms
• Fangula
• Little Ghoul.
• Ghoulem.
• Vexor
• Jara
• Noxic
• Tyhphus.
• Nukus
• Horribelle
• Vilor.
• Les Fortunes.
• Astral Borgs.
• Flabber/Kombat Gnat fusion (exclusive, from the episode Buggin Out)

Cuddle Buddies: Mystic Knights

• Angus
• Rohan
• Diedre
• Garrett
• Ivar
• King Conchobar.
• Aideen.
• Pyre.
• King Fin Varra.
• Cathabad.
• Drageen.
• Queen Maeve.
• Torc
• Mider
• The Four Sentinels.

Cuddle Buddies: The Tick

• Tick
• Arthur
• American Maid.
• Dieflaudemouse.
• Sewer Urchen.
• Chairface Chippendale.
• Breadmaster.
• Dinosaur Neil.
• The Guy who looks like Peter Lorre.
• Barry (the other Tick).
• Brainchild.

Cuddle Buddies: X-Men

• Wolverine
• Cyclops
• Beast
• Storm
• Rogue
• Professor X.
• Sabertooth.
• Magento.
• Mystique.
• Toad.
• Blob.
• Shadowkat.
• Night Crawler.

Cuddle Buddies: Spiderman

• Spiderman.
• Black Cat
• Mary Jane.
• Aunt May.
• Venom.
• Carnage
• Mr J. Jamerson.
• Doc Ock.
• ManSpider.
• Jay Leno (exclusive, from the Spidey Jay Leno team up comic)
• Rhino.
• Michael Morbius.

Combat Creatures:

• ElectroChimp.
• Grincharillio.
• FireKitten.
• OctoTank.
• Wishling
• Morphew.
• Zim-Zam.
• Belushor.
• Punchy.
• RoboMutt.
• Monstro.
• ArachNed the spider.

Customised Action figures:

• Doc M (Me, Turns into a werejohncandy)
• Dr Critic (my bro, has attachable robot limbs)
• Chumsley (has hug action)
• Doizee
• Jeff
• Vincent.

Horror Buddies

For fans of horror movies out there we have got something something special for you: Horror Buddies. Basically cute versions of famous horror icons. They talk and have unique ways of scaring away unwanted intruders.

They are:

• Freddy Krueger (Nightmare On Elm Street)
• Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
• Ben Willis (I Know What You Did Last Summer)
• Chucky (Child's Play)
• Jerry Dandrige (Fright Night)
• Seth Brundle/BrundleFly (the Fly)
• Hans (M)
• Norman Bates (Psycho)
• Jack Torrance (The Shining)
• Crypt Keeper (Tales From The Crypt).
• Werewolf (American Werewolf In London)
• Penny Wise (It)
• GhostFace (Scream)
• Chestbuster Alien (Alien series)

Tim Burton Buddies:

• Large Marge (Pee Wee's Great Adventure)
• Edward Scissorhands (Edward Scissorhands)
• BeetleJuice (BeetleJuice)
• Batman, Joker, Catwoman, Penguin (Batman and Batman Returns)
• Ari (Planet Of The Apes)
• Vincent (Vincent)
• Frankenweenie the dog (Frankenweenie)
• Jack Skellington, Mayor, Oogie Boogie, Sally, Zero, Lock Stock and Barell (Nightmare Before Xmas)
• Ichabod, Headless Horseman (Sleepy Hollow)
• President Dale, Rude Gambler, Tom Jones, Martians (Mars Attacks).
• Ringmaster, Twins, Old Hag (Big Fish)
• Willy Wonka, Inflatable Violent Beaugarde, Squirells, Oompa Loompas (Charlie And The Chocolate Factory)
• Emily, Scraps, Victor (Corpse Bride)
• Sweeney Todd, Judge Turpin, Mrs Lovett (Sweeney Todd)
• Stainboy, Oyster Boy, Girl Who Turned Into A Bed, Stare Girl, Mummy Boy, Robot Boy, Girl With Nails In Her Eyes, Voodoo Girl (Oyster Boy and Other Stories)

The unique thing about the Tim Burton collectible buddies is that each of them is not only cute, but are also capable of scaring away unwanted intruders in their own unique way. For instance Large Marge does her famous scary face (you know....the one that looks....JUST......LIKE....THIS!), the ringmaster turns into a werewolf, and BeetleJuice does a scary routine from movie he comes from.