Personality quiz

Hi,   Nathan here.    You know sometimes i like to take personality quizzes,   sometimes for fun and sometimes to see what my result is.     Here are the results i got for some of them..

The Which Gargoyles character are you personality quiz:
http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/823399/what-gargoyles-character-are-you-the-ultimate-quiz

My result -   Broadway:

"You're Broadway.   Your love of a good meal and classic black and white movies are sure to drawn in those potential love interests.   Well.. at least Angela thinks so.   Gotta love a guy who can cook,  right?"

I think that's a pretty good result for me,    i do like cooking and movies for that matter -  but i haven't got the same body type as Broadway though,  i am quite skinny.

The Which Original SNL cast member should you be personality quiz:
http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/1002576/which-original-saturday-night-live-cast-member-should-you-be

My result -   John Belushi:

"You are John Belushi! You were hilariously funny until you died of a drug overdose. You have a brother, Jim who is also a comedian, but you were definitely the funniest!"

Well that is a pretty awesome result to have,   and i do love Belushi's work.   But as far as i'm concerned i'm pretty much still alive and well  -   i've never done drugs or anything.    And i'm not the same body type as he is but i'm still the same as him almost personality wise -  i do like a good party and everything.    I'm also a tad like Dan Akyroyd because i like aliens and the supernatural.    So i'm sort of a cross between the two.

The Which Bruce Campbell Character Are You personality quiz:
http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/1513205/which-bruce-campbell-character-are-you


My result -   Jack (Jack Of All Trades)

"You are Agent Jack Stiles a.k.a. The Daring Dragoon in the TV show Jack of All Trades. You have whats needed to take down an army all by yourself, but you dont mind a little charming company of the opposite sex. The bad part is, that even though you can respond with action and have a keen dry wit, the situations you are in a stale and boring. Beware of just going through the motions and leaving people wishing that you were fighting demonic old ladies from the fruit cellar with a chainsaw attached to your forearm stump."

Well i've always wanted to be a spy and well...i was expecting i'd get Ash from Evil Dead as my result -   getting Bruce's Jack Of All Trades character is pretty cool too.   Plus i love Bruce no matter what character he is,   and his Jack Of All Trades character suits me rather well.    Even though i'd rather be fighting off the undead i'm pretty much happy being this guy.


The Which Biker Mice character are you personality quiz:
http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/1633155/biker-mice-from-mars

My result -    Vinnie

"You are Vinnie. You are charming and you are always looking for adventures and telling stupid jokes."

Oh YES,   this result deffinitely suits me -   i'm quite a charming guy and I LOVE ADVENTURES.    And yes i'm a bit of a joker,    hey -  you can't blaim me -  i just wanna have fun.    Vinnie is the perfect result for me,  no complaints here.

The Discover The Tim Curry inside of you quiz:
http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/1024927/discover-the-tim-curry-inside-of-you

My result -   Long John Silver

"You are Long John Silver, the dashingly, smart-as-a-whip conspirator. I was totally rooting for you the entire time. Damn muppets foiled you again. Grrr."

Now THAT is a result i really like,   I love it -  and the dashing pirate rogue thing -   suits me perfectly,  i  love it.    But darn those muppets for foiling my plans.   But at least i'm a charming rogue.   Yarr!

The Which Disney Villain are you quiz:
http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/6648104/which-disney-villain-are-you

My result -   Gaston

"Gaston!
You are the bad guy from 'Beauty and the Beast'. You are the best-looking, strongest and the most admired guy in town. However you are also the most arogant and jerkish. You cannot take no for an answer and are determined to marry Belle and kill the Beast. After all, no-one says no to Gaston!"

This is definitely THE most awesome result i've ever gotten and believe it or not i am kind of like him,  well except i'm a lot nicer and smarter,   but i am attractive and not to mention admirable.   Hey and no one ever says no to me,  no isn't an answer i'll take.    .

The Which Looney Tunes character are you quiz:
http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/8845455/which-looney-tunes-character-are-you

My result -  Daffy Duck

"aka my twin!Your absolutely WICKED sense of humor is your most recognisable trait!You always know how to make ppl laugh,though it's usually at their expense but you're too smart to let them know so high five for you!"

Sweeeet.    According to this i'm Daffy.    And the best part it's actually disturbingly accurate.     Yes it's true,  i do know how to make people laugh even though sometimes it's at their expense,   but i am smart enough not to let them know that.    Which is cool.    

The Which Ninja Turtles character are you quiz:
http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/1018672/what-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-character-are-you

My result -   Donatello:

"Donatello: the genius of the group. You give Don a few computer chips and five minutes, he will give you pretty much anything you ask for. The most "well rounded" of the turtles, he is extremley strong with his bo. Just because he's a brain doesn't mean he has no brawn...
Color: Purple
Weapon(s): Bo"

Perfect,   i couldn't have gotten a better result than this -    Donatello suits me perfectly,   because let's face it - i  am a genius and i do love computers and technology,   and much like Don i'm pretty skilled with a bo-staff  and i do prefer brains over brawn.

The Which Jim Carrey Character are you quiz:
http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/3098745/which-jim-carrey-character-are-you

My result  -  Ace Ventura

"ACE VENTURA! You're a kook, don't do anything normally, and are kinda bumbling through life...or so it seems. You are what PETA should be, and despite the weird exterior, you're smarter than...the...average bear?"

This is an awesome result even though I was hoping that The Grinch would be my result,   after all it's my favorite Jim Carrey movie -    but Ace will do nicely for now,   i guess Growler the weregrinch would be The Grinch or with a touch with Fingerling thrown in.    I have quite a few things in common with Ace anyway,  well except I can't talk out of my butt -  but i do love animals.

character morphs

Here are lists of character TFs i've done of people turning into characters from tv and movies and such.

Character TFs:  Disney -    Heroes

1.  Phoebus (HOND).
2.  Hercules.
3. Adult Simba.
4. Basil (Basil the Great Mouse Detective)
5.  Beast.
6.  Prince Eric.
7.  Prince Naveen (frog form)

Character TFs:   Disney -  Sidekicks:

1.   Kronk.
2.  Louis The Aligator.
3.   Sebastian.
4.  Timon.
5.   Wilbur.
6.   Genie.
7.  Hugo.

Character TFs:   Disney - Villains:

1.  Gaston.
2.  Jafar.
3.  Pete.
4.  Professor Ratigan.
5.  Scar
6.  Shan Yu.
7.  Shere Kahn.

Character TFs:  Pixar 

1.  Buzz.
2. Woody.
3.  Francis.
4.  Mr Incredible.
5. Wall-E.
6.  Marlin.
7.  Remy.

Character TFs:   Dreamworks

1. Shrek.
2.  Puss In Boots.
3.  Po.
4.  Farquaad.
5. Tulio.
6.  Miguel.
7.  Roddy.
8.  Zee.
9.  Chip.
10.  Barry B. Benson.

Character TFs:  Marvel

1.  Wolverine.
2.  Beast.
3.  Spiderman.
4.  Hulk.
5.  The Thing.
6.  Sabertooth.
7.  Nightcrawler.

Character TFs:   Biker Mice

1.  Vinnie.
2. Modo.
3. Throttle.
4. Rimfire.
5. Stoker.
6.  Dr Catorkan.
7.  Ronaldo Rump.
8.  Catacylsm
9.  Limburger.
10.  Hairball.

Character TFs:   Universal

1.  Grinch (Jim Carrey version)
2.  Wolfman (original 40's version AND new remake version)
3.  Frankenstein.
4.  Dracula.
5. Despereaux.
6.   Van Helsing.
7.  T-Rex (Jurassic Park)

Character TFs:   Tim Burton

1.  Edward Scissorhands.
2. Beetlejuice.
3.  Jack Skellington.
4.  Ichabod Crane.
5.  Benjamin Barker/Sweeney Todd.
6. Willy Wonka.
7.  Joker (Jack Nicholson)

Character TFs:   Cult icons

1.  Freddy Krueger.
2. Jason Voorhees.
3. Chucky.
4. Ash Williams.
5. Snake Plitzkin.
6. Pinhead.
7.  Lord Of Darkness.
8.  Xenomorph.

Character TFs:  Nickelodeon

1.  Cat (of Catdog fame)
2.  Sandman (AYAOTD episode Tale Of The Final Wish)
3.  Crimson Chin.
4.   Patrick (Spongebob)
5.  Ren (Ren and Stimpy)
6.  Drake Parker (Drake and Josh)
7.  Josh Nichols (Drake and Josh)
8.  Julien (Penguins Of Madagascar)
9.  Vlad (Danny Phantom)
10.  Reptar (Rugrats)

Disney villain forms

Villaintrix villain forms (Black)
This one has 10 male Disney villains on it.

1. Scar
   
2. Ratigan
   
3. Gaston
   
4. Hades
   
5. Jafar
   
6. Pete
   
7. Hopper
   
8. John Silver
   
9. Shere Kahn.
   
10. Chernabog.
    

Villaintrix villain forms (Purple):

This one has 10 female Disney villains on it.

1. Cruella De Vil
   
2. The Queen/Witch.
   
3. Ursula
   
4. Morgana
   
5. Narissa
   
6. Maleficent
   
7. Madam Mim
   
8. Yzma.
   
9. Zira
   
10. Casa De Spell

Tyrone's books and toys

Our friend Tyrone The Terrible is a professional supervillain, he is also an actor, and writer. He has writen the various villain songs for our animated films and our stage productions. And he's good friends with Tim Curry (you know him as Dr Frank N Furter in Rocky Horror Picture Show) and in fact it was his idea to have him do the voice of the sinister yet charming dropbear Morlock in the rock opera episode of Millitary Koalas as well as in the movie. We had a blast working with him too. Morlock is the most popular male villain in the Millitary Koalas cartoon, the most popular female villain happens to be Spiderella- she's the spiderlady who's half woman half spider.

Books he's written:

• A Day In The Life Of An Evil Genius

This is his autobiography, it tells you all you need to know about him, it also mentions several historic moments that happened in his life such as when he sucessfully created a working doomsday device.

• How To Be A Villain
  

This is a humourous how to guide he's written, it's full of useful and entertaining stuff on how to be a bad guy such as how to perform your own Villain Song and how to build your own lair.

Evil toys he's invented:

• Monstrosibeanies

These are special beanies that are alive and can become rather monstrous at night. Some of their "Monster" alterego names are parodies of famous horror icons such as Teddy Krueger (freddy parody, he's a bear with a fedora, clawed gloves, and a striped sweater)

• Custom Made Voodoo Dolls

These are special voodoo dolls you can make yourself, and you can model them after someone you hate like your arch enemy or your boss.

• Doomsday Device construction kit.

This is a special kit you can use to build your own working Doomsday Device, it has all the essential things you need and an instruction booklet.

• Villaintrix (Black)

This is a Ben 10 style watch that allows you to morph into one of 10 Disney villains and they are:

1. Scar
2. Ratigan
3. Gaston
4. Hades
5. Jafar
6. Pete
7. Hopper
8. John Silver
9. Shere Kahn.
10. Chernabog.

• Villaintrix (Purple)

Same as the one above except this one is for girls and can turn them into one of 10 Disney villainessess and they are:

1. Cruella De Vil
2. The Queen/Witch.
3. Ursula
4. Morgana
5. Narissa
6. Maleficent
7. Madam Mim
8. Yzma.
9. Zira
10. Casa De Spell

All of those above mentioned toys are available in toy stores and can also be found at yard sales and second hand stores. A word of caution to those who want to use the Villaintrix, once you've selected a Disney villain/villainess to turn into and you've turned into them, you can only stay in that form for 10 minutes then the watch times out afterwards- the reason why this is to prevent the personality of the villain/villainess from taking over you.

Also you have to be really careful where you do it. But other than that both of them are a lot of fun to use, you can use them to mess with people's heads or to freak them out. Of course you would have to a bad guy yourself in order to own them but even if you're not you can still have fun with them.

The work of Weremoose and Werekatt

There are two artists that we really admire and their names are Weremoose and Werekatt.

Remember that weremoose guy we wrote a song parody about on Amiright? Well...he's a real person, his name is Lance Halloway aka Weremoose. This is a link to his page of morphs:

http://www.weremoose.com/morphs/

And yes he is a weremoose.

And the werecat guy that we know very well is real too. Here's the link to his Deviantart gallery

http://werekatt.deviantart.com/gallery/

We've done some photomanips in the style of Weremoose more than a few times, there's one I did of Simon Cowell as Scar from the Lion King- that was inspired by a song parody Agrimorfee wrote once.

Here is the Simon/Scar combo photomanip me and my brother did, it was inspired by a song parody Agrimorfee wrote once on Amiright.

Here's the one of me as Scar.

This one is me as Profesor Ratigan, who is my second favourite Disney villain next to Scar and of course Gaston who is my number 1. favourite. Tyrone The Terrible requested this one because he is a huge Vincent Price fan.

And here is one of my famous Gaston photomanips of me as Gaston- my all time favourite Disney villain.

This one is one we did of our friend Sam Leno/Chinstar as Ashley J. Williams aka Ash- the hero from the Evil Dead films. He also happens to play Ash Jr in the horror comedy The Son of Ash which is in cinemas now.

This is a halloween one we did. On the left is me as Jeff Goldblum, in the middle is Sam Leno as Bruce Campbell and on the right is my brother as Jack Nicholson. I've been told that I'm a lot like Jeff Goldblum's character from The Fly and it's true, I am kind of like him.

You've Got To Love Those Villains- A Disney Villain Song

We wrote a parody of We Didn't Start The Fire. We call it You've Got To Love Those Villains. It's A Disney Villain song. We also recorded this song a few weeks back. It's one of the tracks on

Pete, Big Bad Wolf, Amos Slade, Madam Mim, Chernabog.
Wicked Queen, Cruella, Lady Tremaine, The Hunter, Si and Am.
Strombolli, the Coachman, Captain Hook, Edgar, Brer Fox.
Maleficent, Shere Kahn, Prince John, Kaa, Sir Hiss, Medusa.
The Horned King, Professor Ratigan, Sykes, Judge Doom,
Ursula, Percival Mcleach,Gaston, Jafar, Scar, Ratclife, Sid Phillips, Frollo.
Hades, Shan Yu, Clayton, Hopper, Oogie Boogie,
Forte, Zurg, Yzma, John Silver, Lyle T Rourke, Alameda Slim,
Randal Boggs, Captain Barbossa.

CHORUS
You've got to love those villains.
Those really evil Disney villains.
So good at being bad, so good.
You've got to love those villains.
They can make you laugh
Or make you frightened.
Evil clothes, evil style, evil laugh.
Disney villains are so memorable.
Villain songs, pyrotehnics, henchmen.
Supernatural powers, transfromation.
Disney villains, evil as can be, on the silver screen.
Disney villains either make you laugh or scream.
Minions, power, sinister motives, world domination.
Evil laughter echoing throughout the nation.
You've got to love those villains.
Those really evil Disney villains.
So good at being bad, so good.
You've got to love those villains.
They can make you laugh
Or make you frightened.
Spellcasting, shapeshifting, hypnosis, mind control.
Disney villains are indeed the most memorable.

Envy, jealously, greed, hatred, and wrath.
Each one like one of the 7 deadly sins.
Hellfire, evil is the next best thing.
World domination, total control.
Supernatural, villain song.
Every villain is known for the deeds that they do.
Because they're Disney villains, we love em too.
You've got to love those villains.
Those really evil Disney villains.
So good at being bad, so good.
You've got to love those villains.
They can make you laugh
Or make you frightened.
Cold hearted, sinister, creepy, insane.
Hammy, wacky, evil mastermind's brain.
Parades in Disneyworld on Halloween.
Fantasmic, Kingdom Hearts, magic scene.
Every Disney villain plays the evil game,
They'll have you blown away, what else do I have to say
You've got to love those villains.
Those really evil Disney villains.
So good at being bad, so good.
You've got to love those villains.
They can make you laugh
Or make you frightened.
World's greatest criminal mind professor Ratigan.
He's tops and that's that, just don't call him a rat.
He's handsome, my what a guy that Gaston.
Everybody sing along to that Gaston song.
Every villain has their special skills, guranteed to thrill.
Disney villains have been entertaining since the 1940's.
Every villain is memorable, love to break the law.
The villains are magnificent, I don't see a single flaw.
You've got to love those villains.
Those really evil Disney villains.
So good at being bad, so good.
You've got to love those villains.
And even if the hero beats them
Their evil lingers on and on, and on and on.
You've got to love those villains.
Those really evil Disney villains.
So good at being bad, so good.
You've got to love those villains.
They can make you laugh
Or make you frightened.
You've got to love those villains.
Those really evil Disney villains.So good at being bad, so good.
You've got to love those villains.They can make you laugh
Or make you frightened.

The music video for this song features clips of those famous Disney baddies in action and is set near the Poultergeist haunted mansion ride from our amusement park/museum.

How To Be A Villain

Our friend Tyrone The Terrible just released a book called How To Be A Villain. It's a How To guide on how to be a villain. It's full of facts and figures about the evil lifestyle and tips such as how to write your own villain song, how to build a doomsday device and how to look imtimidating. He also his own autobiography called The Life Of An Evil Genius. It's a humourous look at his past and present. With a foreword by Jeff Goldblum. He also has a cd called Evil But Entertaining Villain Songs.

Things you'll learn how to do from How To Be A Villain:

• Build a doomsday device.
• Look imtimidating.
• Trick your arch nemesis.
• Pull off a showstopping villain song number.
• Turn into a big, extremely powerful monster.
• Sneer and laugh maniacally.
• Use mind control.
• Fool your friends and foes via the art of disguise.
• Torture your annoying siblings.
• Build a giant robot.
• Rule your own empire.

Songs on the Evil But Entertaining Villain songs cd

1. Trouble Is My Middle Name (his own one).
2. Circus Of Fear (Darth Rangoon's one)
3. Madness (my evil counterpart's one)
4. Yes I'm Evil and you know it (Nigel Von Sinister's one)
5. I'm A Bloodsucker (Vampiro's one)
6. I am a Living Nightmare (from the rock opera episode of Millitary Koalas, performed by Morlock the dropbear voiced by Tim Curry)
7. Baddest WereElvis In Town (from the Teenage WereElvis series, Spike's villain song)
8. You're In The Lab Now (the one me and my brother have)
9. I'll Eat Away At Your Soul (Ratty's one)
10. Under My Control (Another song of Tyrone The Terrible's, from the movie Fantastic Portal).

Our favourite Disney villains list

The villains are what makes Disney films so great and here are our top ten:

• Gaston
• Ratigan
• Scar
• Hades
• Sid
• Jafar
• Ursula
• Maleficent
• John Silver
• Evil Emperor Zurg.
• Judge Doom.
• Sykes
• Pete
• Chernabog
• The Queen/Hag.
• Narrissa.
• Cruella De Vil.
• Forte.
• Hopper.
• Captain Hook.
• Prince John and Sir Hiss.
• Clayton
• Shan Yu.
• McLeach.
• Madam Mim.
• Oogie Boogie.
• Ratcliffe.
• Hanging Lamp and Jack Nicholsonesque airconditioner (from the Brave Little Toaster)

Our favourite Disney villain songs:

• Gaston, Gaston Reprise, and The Mob Song.
• The World's Greatest Criminal Mind and Goodbye So Soon.
• Be Prepared
• My Town (From the Hercules cartoon series)
• You're Only Second Rate
• Oogie Boogie Song.
• Mad Madam Mim.
• Poor Unfortunate Souls.
• I'm Getting Good At Being Bad.
• Don't Fall In Love.
• It's Our House Now (from House Of Villains)
• King Of France (Three Musketeers)
• Trust In Me.
• Mine, Mine, Mine.
• B-Movie Show.

Our favourite non Disney cartoon villains are:

• Ruber (Quest For Camelot)
• Rasputin (Anastasia)
• Belladonna (All Dogs Go To Heaven)
• Hexxus (Ferngully)
• Drake (Pebble and The Penguin)
• Steele (Balto)
• Ludmilla (Bartok the Magnificent)
• Lord Farquaad, Prince Charming (Shrek films)
• Pharoh (Prince Of Egypt)
• Dr Schaudefreude, King Malbert (Igor)

Favourite tv cartoon villains:

• Brain (Pinky and The Brain)
• Mojo Jojo (Powerpuff Girls)
• Limburger (Biker Mice From Mars)
• Chairface Chippendale (The Tick)
• The Boogieman (Billy and Mandy)
• Red Guy (Cow and Chicken)
• Mr Burns and Sideshow Bob (The Simpsons)
• Evil the cat (Earthworm Jim)
• Lobe (Freakazoid)
• Vermacious Scum (Captain Planet)

Our favourite Batman villains:

• Joker
• Poison Ivy
• Two-Face
• Catwoman.
• The Penguin.
• Riddler.
• Mr Freeze.
• Manbat.
• Mad Hatter.
• Ventriloquist.

Our favourite Spiderman villains:

• Dr Octopus.
• Venom.
• Carnage.
• Green Goblin
• Hob Goblin.
• ManSpider.
• Mysterio.

Our favourite Star Wars bad guys:

• Jabba The Hutt
• Emperor Palpatine.
• Darth Vader.
• Darth Maul.
• Darth Tyranus.
• Watto.
• Bobba Fett.
• Ziro the Hutt (from The Clone Wars movie)

Our favorite evil Digimon bad guys:

• Devimon.
• Myotismon.
• Etemon.
• Puppetmon.
• Piedmon.

Our "Evil" Windows Media playlist:

1. Fright Night by J. Giels Band.
2. Cat People (Putting Out Fire) - David Bowie.
3. Jaws theme.
4. Theme from Poultergiest.
5. Once Bitten (title theme).
6. One Winged Angel (from Final Fantasy 7)
7. Once Bitten by 3-Speed.
8. Gremlins theme.
9. Imperial March (Star Wars).
10. Edward Scissorhands theme by Danny Elfman.
11. Halloween theme.
12. Beetlejuice theme by Danny Elfman.
13. Beetlejuice cartoon theme.
14. Funeral March For A Marionette.
15. Psycho theme.
16. Beetlejuice cartoon theme version 2.
17. Nightmare On Elm Street theme.
18. Imperial March by Metalica.
19. Come To Me (Instrumental) by Brad Fiedel.
20. Come To Me (Vocal) by Brad Fiedel.

Bonus tracks on the list:

• Welcome To My Nightmare, Devil's Food, Poison, Wind Up Toy, and Black Widow all by Alice Cooper.
• Call Me When You're Sober, Haunted, Bring Me To Life, Whisper, My Immortal, Everybody's Fool all by Evanesence.
• Numb, Somewhere I Belong and Crawling by Linkin Park.
• Iron Man by Black Sabbath.
• The Monster Is Loose by Meatloaf.
• Undertaker, Goldust (wwe wrestling themes)
• Toxic Love by Tim Curry.

Evil asscioates of ours:

• Tyrone The Terrible (he's the go-to guy for all things evil, if you need a villain song parody written he's the one for the job)
• Darth Rangoon (he's a Sith lord and the go-to-guy for sci fi themed villain song parodies, he also owns his own circus of fear and a workshop where he keeps all his evil gadgets and weapons)
• Nigel Von Sinister (this guy is an evil genius with a knack for horror themed villain song parodies, he lives in a big dark scary mansion)
• Dr Madness (my evil counterpart)
• Weremoose (his real name is Lance Halloway, he's a very good artist, you should look him up sometime).

Professor Ratigan: World's Greatest Criminal Mind

This post is about a most underrated Disney villain, Professor Padriac Ratigan from The Great Mouse Detective. Ratigan was voiced by the horror movie legend Vincent Price (my friend Tyrone The Terrible does a great impersonation of him) and is one of the best over-the-top examples of a Disney villain ever. We first saw the Great Mouse Detective at the age of 13 and it's been one of our favourites ever since. Ratigan is a fun villain. He combines creepiness and hamminess. Ratigan is a rat but he does not like being refered to as one (so whatever you do, don't call him a rat under any circumstances) because it upsets him- and do you know what happens when someone upsets him? He rings a little bell, his extremely fat cat shows up and eats the poor sap who offended him. We love Ratigan. He's our second favourite Disney bad guy. There are so many reasons why we like him but we cannot list them all in one day. So here's to Ratigan, to Ratigan, one of a kind, the world's greatest criminal mind.

Teenage WereElvis In Villain Mountain

This week we will be airing a very special episode of Teenage WereElvis titled Villain Mountain. It is a feature lenghth episode. In this special, the Presley family go on a trip to Walt Disneyworld Florida where they notice a strange new ride that wasn't there before, it's a dark, sinister looking ride made to resemble a mountain-like fortress. The rest of the family aren't so sure about going on it but Spike (the resident evil genius and the only evil WereElvis in the family) on the other hand is most certainly sure that he wants to go on it. Much later after they go on the ride, Spike sneaks backstage and teams up with an array of Disney's most famous villains who are planning to take over the whole park. It's up to Elvis and the rest of the family to try and stop Spike and the Disney villains. The fight scenes each of the Presley family members have against said Disney villain pays homage to the ones from the movies they're from (e.g Elvis's fight with Scar pays homage to the battle scene from The Lion King, Bubba's fight with Gaston pays homage to the Beast VS Gaston fight from Beauty And The Beast). Features plenty of transformation scenes, including quite a few One Winged Angel acts (mainly Jafar, Maleficent, and Ursula) Almost every Disney villain ever will be appearing in it including Professor Ratigan from The Great Mouse Detective- although since Vincent Price is no longer with us we had a hardtime finding someone to fill in, luckily we've got our resident evil genius Tyrone The Terrible to do it because he does a killer Vincent Price impersonation. It's going to be epic. It's based on an idea for a Disneyworld ride someone thought of named Villain Mountain.

Tyrone The Terrible's Villain Song Fest

Our resident evil genius Tyrone The Terrible is hosting a contest. Not just any ordinary contest- a villain song contest. What is a villain song you ask? TV Tropes defies the Villain Song as: "An over-the-top, gloating cackle about their philosophy of life. Said philosophy is usually that the world is there for the taking, or that the world has wronged them and they will take revenge, or that they just like hurting people and nobody is going to stop them. The villain usually gets lots of eye candy to go with their song - live performers will dance up a storm, while animated villains will get pyrotechnics all around them. If they don't get huge visuals, it better damn well be because the song itself steals the show, and trying to distract from that with a lot of flashy visuals is just asking for a chandelier to fall on someone. This song is usually delivered in a minor key and typically features dramatic evidence of the villain's evil nature, such as playful abuse of loyal minions, taunting of prisoners or random destruction of incidental locations of the villain's secret lair, usually for the purpose of abusing minions or taunting prisoners". Our friend Tyrone The Terrible specialises in this kind of song and so does his friend Darth Rangoon. Darth Rangoon has his own Villain Song titled Circus Of Fear while Tyrone The Terrible has more than one, but his most famous one is Trouble Is My Middle Name. Me and my brother have a villain song called Evil Science, I also have one titled Our Villain Song which is one I submitted to Whatfreaks. The rules of the contest are simple, imagine that you are an evil villain/villainess, write a song describing how evil you are and what your evil plans are. Whoever sends in the most evil villain song entry will get to perform their villain song at Tyrone The Terrible's evil fortress. Runners up will also recieve an assortment Disney Villain Electronic Buddies, Electronic Scarers, and Horror themed playtime friends- and also an array of evil gadgets and weapons. And don't forget to add an evil laugh at the end.

New Scaringly good Electronic plushes

Greetings boil and ghouls, we've got some frighteningly good news.

Disney villain interactive cuddle buddies: They look cute, but are great for scaring off intruders.

• Alameda Slim (Home On The Range)
• Amos Slade (The Fox and the Hound)
  
• Aunt Sarah and Si & Am(Lady and the Tramp)
  
• Big Bad Wolf (The Three Little Pigs)
  
• Captain Hook (Peter Pan)
  
• Chernabog(Fantasia)

• Clayton (Tarzan)
  
• Cruella de Vil[ (101 Dalmatians)

• Edgar (The Aristocats)
  
• Forte (Beauty And The Beast: Enchanted Christmas)
• Frollo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
  
• Gantu (Lilo and Stitch)

• Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)
  
• Hades (Hercules)
  
• Hanging Lamp (Brave Little Toaster)

• Hopper (A Bug's Life)
  
• Horned King,The (The Black Cauldron)
  
• Jafar (Aladdin)

• John Silver (Treasure Planet)

• Judge Doom (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

• Kaa(The Jungle Book)
  
• Lady Tremaine & Stepsisters (Cinderella)
  
• Lyle T. Rourke (Atlantis: The Lost Empire)
  
• Madame Medusa (The Rescuers)
  
• Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)
  
• Percival McLeach (The Rescuers Down Under)
  
• Pete
  
• Prince John & Sir Hiss (Robin Hood)
  
• Queen (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfes)
  
• Randall Boggs and Waternoose (Monsters Inc)
• Ratcliffe (Pocahantas)
  
• Ratigan(The Great Mouse Detective)
  
• Scar (The Lion King)
  
• Shan-Yu(Mulan)
  
• Shere Khan(The Jungle Book)
  
• Sid Phillips (Toy Story)

• Syndrome (The Incredibles)
  
• Stromboli(Pinocchio)
  
• Sykes (Oliver and Company)
  
• Ursula (The Little Mermaid)
• Yzma (Emperor's New Groove)
• Stinky Pete, Zurg (Toy Story 2)

Non Disney interactive animated villain cuddle buddies:

• Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde (The Pagemaster).
• Hexxus (Ferngully)
• Rasputin (Anastasia)
• Ludmillia (Bartok The Magnificient)
• Belladonna (All Dogs Go To Heaven)
• Drake (Pebble And The Penguin)
• Saw Tooth (Land Before Time series)
• Joe (Help I'm A Fish)
• Professor Screweyes (We're Back! A Dinosaur Story)

New electronic scarers

• Crypt Keeper (Tales From The Crypt).
• Evil Ed- werewolf form (Fright Night).
• Jerry Dandridge bat form (Fright Night).
• Amy- Vampiress form (Fright Night)
• Pinhead (Hellraiser).
• Slappy (the Night Of The Living Dummy series of Goosebumps books, made to look like the one from the tv show)
• Audrey II (Little Shop Of Horrors)
• Irene- in cat creature form (Cat People).
• Librarian Ghost (Ghostbusters)
• Regan (The Exorcist)
• Eddie Quist (The Howling)
• Large Marge (Pee Wee's Big Adventure).
• Jack Goodman- Decompising Zombie look 1# (American Werewolf In London)
• T Rex, Raptor (Jurrasic Park)

The World's Greatest Criminal Mind

Our all time favourite Disney baddie has always been Gaston but our second favourite is Professor Padriac Rattigan from The Great Mouse Detective. The Great Mouse Detective (released in 1986) is Disney's own unique take of the Sherlock Holmes stories. Basil was the title character- the Sherlock Holmes of the piece, his assistant was his Mr Watson, and Professor Ratigan was the Professor James Moriarty of the piece and Basil's arch enemy. He is an evil genius/mad scientist and also quite wealthy. He was voiced by the legendary horror actor Vincent Price. Vincent Price himself said that Rattigan was his absolute favourite role. We don't blame him, in fact when we were both 13 we went off to a friends house and watched it on video. We loved every minute of it and Ratigan was a blast. Our friend Tyrone The Terrible has Vincent Price as one of his idols, he also has Peter Lorre, Jack Nicholson and Tim Curry as his idols as well. Vincent Price's voice was just PERFECT in the Great Mouse Detective- so much creepiness and hamminess. Vincent Price was a horror movie legend, he played mainly evil mad scientist type roles. We might get the Great Mouse Detective on dvd, and so should you- it's a great movie. We loved Vincent Price as the voice of Ratigan, we also like him doing the monologue at the end of Alice Cooper's song Devil's Food and the rap he did for the hit Michael Jackson song "Thriller" especially his evil laugh at the end. At Halloween parties my friends had they would ALWAYS play Michael Jackson's Thriller to get things in a halloween mood, we would also play lots of halloween games. Ratigan is a rat, but he does NOT like being called or refered to as one- it upsets him. And if you've seen the movie- you know what happens when someone upsets him.....they end up as a meal for his pet cat Felicia!

Here's Vincent Price's memorable monologue from the Alice Cooper song Devil's Food.

"Leaving lepidoptera - please, don't touch the display, little boy, aha cute! Moving to the next aisle we have arachnida, the spiders, our.. finest collection. This friendly little devil is the heptothilidi, unfortunately harmless. Next to him, the nasty licosa raptoria, his tiny fangs cause creeping ulcerations of the skin *laugh*. And here, my prize, the Black Widow. Isn't she lovely?.. and so deadly. Her kiss is fifteen times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake. You see her venom is highly neurotoxic, which is to say that it attacks the central nervous system causing intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in breathing, loss of consciousness, violent convulsions and, finally.. death. You know what I think I love the most about her is her inborn need to dominate, possess. In fact, immediately after the consummation of her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of the species she kills and eats him - *laugh* oh, she is delicious.. and I hope he was! Such power and dignity - unhampered by sentiment. If I may put forward a slice of personal philosophy, I feel that man has ruled this world as a stumbling dimented child-king long enough! And as his empire crumbles, my precious Black Widow shall rise as his most fitting successor!"

Vincent Price's last film role as the kindly inventor in the Tim Burton classic Edward Scissorhands.

Here is the rap from the hit halloween song Thriller by Michael Jackson.

"Darkness falls across the land

The midnight hour is close at hand

Creatures crawl in search of blood

To terrorize y'awl's neighborhood

And whosoever shall be found

Without the soul for getting down

Must stand and face the hounds of hell

And rot inside a corpse's shel

The foulest stench is in the air

The funk of forty thousand years

And grizzly ghouls from every tomb

Are closing in to seal your doom

And though you fight to stay alive

Your body starts to shiver

For no mere mortal can resist

The evil of the thriller."

Click on this link to hear his evil laugh: If you dare!

http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/port_lofi.cfm/sound_iid.15716