Introducing Tyrone The Terrible

We would like to introduce you to our friend Tyrone The Terrible.

Full name: Tyrone Lucius DeSoto.
Nickname: Tyrone The Terrible.
Age: N/A.
Occupation: Writer/singer/supervillain.
Personality: Evil, charming, funny, suave and deliciously hammy.
Star sign: Scorpio.
Hair: Black with red streeks.
Eyes: Eeerie glowing green.
Skin: Fair.
Special skills: Singing, writing, inventing, plotting.
Trademarks: His evil laugh, his wicked smirk, his smooth voice, and his love of reptiles.
Villainous asscioates: Morgoth (an Alice Cooper lookalike), Dr Madness and various other villainous friends of his.
Favourite animal: Snakes and any other kind of reptile, bats, and spiders.
Favourite food: Anything hot and spicey.
Favourite drink: Beer.
Favourite colours: Black, grinch green, purple, and blood red.
Favourite movie genres: Sci fi, fantasy, horror, animation.
Favourite singers: Alice Cooper, David Bowie, The Rolling Stones, Meatloaf, Metalica, Kiss, Iron Maiden, Voltaire.
Idols: Vincent Price, Tim Curry, Christopher Lee, Chris Sarandon, Jeff Goldblum, Peter Lorre.
Favourite tv shows: BlackAdder, Buffy the vampire slayer, Supernatural, Tales From The Crypt, Masters Of Horror.
Favourite movie directors: David Cronenberg, Tim Burton, David Lynch, John Carpenter, Wes Craven, Tom Holloland, George Lucas, John Landis.
All time favourite movie: Nightmare On Elm Street.
Favourite Disney villains: Scar, Shere Kahn, Clayton, Forte, Maleficent, The Queen/Witch, Ratigan, Chernabog, Gaston, Sid, Ursula, Judge Doom, Hades and Oogie Boogie.
Talents: Can do mean impersonations of Mick Jagger, David Bowie, Tim Curry and Simon Cowell, can pull off a great Villain Song, is extremely clever, can invent a lot of evil weapons and gadgets.
Special powers: Mind control, levitation, and the ability to turn into a big, scary all powerful monster.
Personal quotes: "I'm good at being bad!" "I know, i'm just terrible!" "There is no escape!" "Give into me now!".
Home: A tall, dark terrifying evil fortress located three blocks away from our amusement park/museum. It's the one with the big T on it.
Favourite song: Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears For Fears (his doorbell plays this tune and also this song is his ringtone).
Hobbies: Plotting evil plans, inventing, drinking, collecting old automobiles and other machinery.
Drives: A Ratfink style hot rod which he calls the Demon Prince.
Background: Tyrone The Terrible is our closest friend and an evil genius. Even though he is an evil sinister villain, he is a villain with good publicity. He is also a writer and his song speciality is villain songs. He works with various other villainous cohorts including fellow supervillain Nigel Von Sinister. When he's not trying to take over the world he's busy working on his huge collection of old automobiles and other types of machines. He has a pet rat named Ramone and a lot of minions to do his bidding. To him being a villain is fun, so much fun that he enjoys himself. He is quite the Large Ham and isn't afraid to put on a show. He wears a black and red evil overlord outfit made to look like Jafar's one from Aladdin. He posesssess an array of amazing supernatural powers and one of them is the abiltiy to turn into a big, scary, all powerful monster. His monster form has rarely been seen but rumour has it that it's so scary that people are put into a catatonic state of fear if they ever catch a glimpse of it.

How To Be A Villain

Our friend Tyrone The Terrible just released a book called How To Be A Villain. It's a How To guide on how to be a villain. It's full of facts and figures about the evil lifestyle and tips such as how to write your own villain song, how to build a doomsday device and how to look imtimidating. He also his own autobiography called The Life Of An Evil Genius. It's a humourous look at his past and present. With a foreword by Jeff Goldblum. He also has a cd called Evil But Entertaining Villain Songs.

Things you'll learn how to do from How To Be A Villain:

• Build a doomsday device.
• Look imtimidating.
• Trick your arch nemesis.
• Pull off a showstopping villain song number.
• Turn into a big, extremely powerful monster.
• Sneer and laugh maniacally.
• Use mind control.
• Fool your friends and foes via the art of disguise.
• Torture your annoying siblings.
• Build a giant robot.
• Rule your own empire.

Songs on the Evil But Entertaining Villain songs cd

1. Trouble Is My Middle Name (his own one).
2. Circus Of Fear (Darth Rangoon's one)
3. Madness (my evil counterpart's one)
4. Yes I'm Evil and you know it (Nigel Von Sinister's one)
5. I'm A Bloodsucker (Vampiro's one)
6. I am a Living Nightmare (from the rock opera episode of Millitary Koalas, performed by Morlock the dropbear voiced by Tim Curry)
7. Baddest WereElvis In Town (from the Teenage WereElvis series, Spike's villain song)
8. You're In The Lab Now (the one me and my brother have)
9. I'll Eat Away At Your Soul (Ratty's one)
10. Under My Control (Another song of Tyrone The Terrible's, from the movie Fantastic Portal).