Showing posts with label WereElvis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WereElvis. Show all posts

Wednesday, 22 April 2009

A WereElvis Encounter

This is a magical yet true story of the first time I met a WereElvis and became one myself.

It was started one night at Camp Greenlake, i feared that my fascination with WereElvises would bring out the worst in people but the outlandish antics of the new kid made me look normal by comparison. I went to the woods to get some firewood- but then i heard a beautiful sound coming through the distance....it went like this...."Love me tender, Love me true...never let me go." I wondered where that sound was coming from....i followed some strange footprints all the way to the middle of the deep dark woods. There I saw a sign that said...."Danger. WereElvis terrority. Keep out!" , being interested in WereElvises i went into that part of the woods to see where that sound was coming from. I came to the end of the woods and i saw a terrifying but beautiful creature....it was part human part Elvis, i know what it was.....A WereElvis! I couldn't believe my eyes- i discovered an actual WereElvis living in our woods. I took a closer look- The WereElvis had thick black fur, bushy sideburns, a black nose, cute little fangs, bushy eyebrows, sharp claws, and beautiful red eyes. It looked and sounded just like Elvis himself, it was amazing- it even had Elvis's facial features and voice. It was like something out of a fairy tale. I could tell by the way it was howling at the moon that it was lonely and needed a friend, i befriended the WereElvis and later became a WereElvis myself. So that's the story of the camper who grew up to become a WereElvis!

I myself am a WereElvis but i'm not sure which kind I am. My brother tells me i'm like a Mountain WereElvis because I'm always saving people, he also says I could be a Greater WereElvis because of my noble all around good guy nature. I know i'm not a Dark WereElvis because well...those ones are usually pure evil and I'm not evil at all, i'm not a Giant WereElvis because i'm not particularly tall and imtimidating, I could be a Lesser WereElvis because of my heroic prince-like charm, i'm certainly not a Redneck WereElvis because those ones always play rough, i'm very intelligent and mysterious so I could be a Cosmic WereElvis, I'm not sure if i'm cool and powerful enough to be an Alternate Universe WereElvis. I'm not entirely sure. I mean my character in the Teenage WereElvis series is a rather heroic almost superhero like one he's either a Greater WereElvis, a Mountain one or a Lesser WereElvis. So I must be one of those then.

Wednesday, 15 April 2009

Teenage WereElvis main characters

Teenage WereElvis is our popular series about a teen wereElvis crime fighter. We're going to tell you about the main character the Presley family. The WereElvis is the most majestic lycanthrope of all, it's modelled on Elvis, has black fur, razor sharp claws, cute little fangs, glowing red eyes, pointed ears, bushy eyebrows and sideburns, a black nose and the voice and facial characteristics of the king. There are several different kinds including Dark WereElvis, Alternate Universe WereElvis, Redneck WereElvis, Lesser WereElvis, Mountain WereElvis, Cosmic WereElvis and Greater WereElvis. They make great leaders and have a variety of awesome superpowers.

  • Elvis

Elvis is a level 70 WereElvis and the legendary king of rock and roll. He is the father of Lisa Marie, the uncle of Jasie, Spike, Bubba and Lassie, and the husband of Priscilla. He is quite clever and is capable of pulling off any kind of trick including faking his own death. He comes across as the bumbling but lovable dad, although he can a bit overprotective towards his daughter Lisa Marie, but he's only trying his best to look out for her. You don't want to make him angry, you wouldn't like him when's angry. He is a skilled fighter and would never turn down a challenge. He is also a master of disguise and an excellent spy.

  • Priscilla

Elvis's wife, a level 45 female wereElvis, she is a sweet, caring mother with a touch of class. She's always there to make sure her husband doesn't lose his cool. She's very elegant and stylish.

  • Lisa Marie

Elvis's daughter, a level 21 female wereElvis, she is sweet, likable and also extremely unique fora girl. Lisa comes across as the girl any guy would love to date, she's quite the singer and dancer like her father. She's quite an adventurer, she loves adventure. Lisa Marie loves to explore and go on adventures. The inspiration for this character comes from various Disney princesssess namely Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, and Mulan.

  • Lassie

Elvis's niece, Lassie is a level 18 female WereElvis. Lassie is beautiful, intelligent and independent. She packs quite a punch for a girl. Lassie is a very classic example of an action girl. She knows a variety of martial arts and isn't afraid of anything. Lassie is also very responsible and well mannered.

  • Bubba

One of Elvis's nephews, a level 22 WereElvis, he is large but extremely kind and gentle. Bubba is a regular gentle giant. He is also a Genius Bruiser. His day job is working in the local professional wrestling federation as a wrestler under the name of El Rey Giganto. Bubba is big, sensitive and an overall nice guy. He always helps out and is a gifted storyteller.

  • Jasey (my character)

The main hero of the series and Elvis's favourite nephew. Jasey is a level 17 WereElvis, he is extremely spirited and very brave and heroic. His powers are not fully developed yet but he's getting there. He is a very noble soul and is always ready to save the day.

  • Spike

Spike is Jasey's brother and the black sheep of the Presley family. He is a level 16 Dark WereElvis and is bad to the bone- he's not just bad he's pure evil. He's one of the main antagonists in the series. Spike is a coniving bully and a future evil genius. He is a rebel with the mind of a criminal mastermind and the heart of a villain. He is always plotting to take over the world. He aspires to be a supervillain. He has his own evil laugh that's so evil that it's scary. He also has his own villain song. Spike's powers are slightly different than a regular WereElvis has because his give him dark energy based powers- he can make a dark energy forcefield out of thin air and can shoot dark energy blasts with deadly accuracy. In his wereElvis form he has a messy lion-like mane, dark lines around his eyes and red stripes on his left arm. The inspiration for this character comes from quite a few Disney villains namely Gaston, Ratigan and Scar. He has been described by some as a complete monster, and his trademark feature is a scar that is exactly like the one Scar from The Lion King has. How he ended up with that scar is unkown but some say that he must have been in a more than a few fights. He'll stop at nothing to try and get Jasey to join the side of evil. Beware the wrath of Spike!

Monday, 13 April 2009

Teenage WereElvis In Villain Mountain

This week we will be airing a very special episode of Teenage WereElvis titled Villain Mountain. It is a feature lenghth episode. In this special, the Presley family go on a trip to Walt Disneyworld Florida where they notice a strange new ride that wasn't there before, it's a dark, sinister looking ride made to resemble a mountain-like fortress. The rest of the family aren't so sure about going on it but Spike (the resident evil genius and the only evil WereElvis in the family) on the other hand is most certainly sure that he wants to go on it. Much later after they go on the ride, Spike sneaks backstage and teams up with an array of Disney's most famous villains who are planning to take over the whole park. It's up to Elvis and the rest of the family to try and stop Spike and the Disney villains. The fight scenes each of the Presley family members have against said Disney villain pays homage to the ones from the movies they're from (e.g Elvis's fight with Scar pays homage to the battle scene from The Lion King, Bubba's fight with Gaston pays homage to the Beast VS Gaston fight from Beauty And The Beast). Features plenty of transformation scenes, including quite a few One Winged Angel acts (mainly Jafar, Maleficent, and Ursula) Almost every Disney villain ever will be appearing in it including Professor Ratigan from The Great Mouse Detective- although since Vincent Price is no longer with us we had a hardtime finding someone to fill in, luckily we've got our resident evil genius Tyrone The Terrible to do it because he does a killer Vincent Price impersonation. It's going to be epic. It's based on an idea for a Disneyworld ride someone thought of named Villain Mountain.

Friday, 10 April 2009

Elvis sightings

On August 16th 1977 Elvis "The King" Presley died. Or he did he? It seems that he's appearing everywhere these days. We are intrigued by these so called "sightings" and are on a mission to find out more. Now a LOT of people claim that they saw him but we're most certain that we saw him more than a few times. We think that he "faked" his own death and is living somewhere in our neighbourhood. We're not sure where. We do know that he's not dead, and that all the stories about him are true. Hmmm....I wonder. Perhaps he isn't dead after all. It's just like with Gaston from Beauty And The Beast, I mean at the end of the movie he falls off the castle roof to his doom but it is uncertain if he survived the fall or not. If you freeze frame the part when he falls to his doom you can see skulls in his eyes. Maybe Gaston DID survive the fall. I mean, there are hundreds of Gaston sightings even in Disneyworld (although he's a very rare character to meet I've heard). There are so many Elvis sightings too, and so many stories from people who claim they've seen him. We think that our dad's boss might in fact be Elvis himself. Trust me he is exactly like him in everyway. He could be Elvis, he could be. Or he might be a WereElvis. We are not sure yet, but we are keeping an eye on him.

Teenage WereElvis

We did a show a while back about a teenage WereElvis crime fighter. It was called Teenage WereElvis and the title character was Jasie Presley- a member of Elvis's family. We are going to give you an inside look on the Presley family from that show. A WereElvis is the most majestic lycanthrope of all, it's modelled after Elvis Presley and has claws, cute little fangs, pointed ears, black fur, glowing red eyes and a variety of superpowers. There are quite a few subspecies of WereElvi include Redneck WereElvis, Mountain WereElvis, Lesser WereElvis, Dark WereElvis, Alternate Universe WereElvis, Giant WereElvis and Super WereElvis. The show is similar to Big Wolf On Campus.