Elvis sightings

On August 16th 1977 Elvis "The King" Presley died. Or he did he? It seems that he's appearing everywhere these days. We are intrigued by these so called "sightings" and are on a mission to find out more. Now a LOT of people claim that they saw him but we're most certain that we saw him more than a few times. We think that he "faked" his own death and is living somewhere in our neighbourhood. We're not sure where. We do know that he's not dead, and that all the stories about him are true. Hmmm....I wonder. Perhaps he isn't dead after all. It's just like with Gaston from Beauty And The Beast, I mean at the end of the movie he falls off the castle roof to his doom but it is uncertain if he survived the fall or not. If you freeze frame the part when he falls to his doom you can see skulls in his eyes. Maybe Gaston DID survive the fall. I mean, there are hundreds of Gaston sightings even in Disneyworld (although he's a very rare character to meet I've heard). There are so many Elvis sightings too, and so many stories from people who claim they've seen him. We think that our dad's boss might in fact be Elvis himself. Trust me he is exactly like him in everyway. He could be Elvis, he could be. Or he might be a WereElvis. We are not sure yet, but we are keeping an eye on him.