Renegade Buzz Lightyear Action Figures

This is Doc M with an important announcement, due to something that went wrong on my brother's part, some of the toys we've invented have come alive and are on the loose. These particular toys are a set of Buzz Lightyear action figures modelled after the Thinkway one. They are:

• LightyearBug (the original Buzz Lightyear toy fused with a toy of Francis the ladybug from A Bug's Life ala Jeff Goldblum in The Fly)
• Renegade Buzz (a Mad Max style armoured Buzz with retractable wolverine style claws)
• Rambo Buzz (a Rambo inspired armoured Buzz with grenades in it's backpack)
• Batman Buzz (a Batman inspired Buzz in a black suit with a batman logo in place of the Star command logo, inspired by Tim Burton's Batman)
• Vampire Buzz (looks like an ordinary Buzz Lightyear except it has eerie glowing eyes, small fangs, claw gloves, and black wings, steer clear of this one).

LightyearBug, Renegade Buzz, Batman Buzz and Rambo Buzz are friendly but Vampire Buzz isn't. Due to my brother forgeting to switch his mode to good rather than evil, Vampire Buzz is evil, bloodthirsty, and above all very dangerous. If you ever see this one, aproach with caution, this one has been known to bite and likes to prey on innocent toys. We have no idea what would happen if it were to actually bite a person. Some of our electronic toys have a switch at the back, this switch is the "Good/Evil" mode switch, if the switch up then the toy is in "good mode" however if's down then the toy is in "evil mode". Little Jay has that switch on his back (I hope no one has accidentally switched it to evil mode).

Toy Story 3D Double Feature

Next year it's going to be all about 3d movies. Disney is going to rerelease Beauty And The Beast in 3D and that's not all.......they're also be rereleasing Toy Story 1 and 2 in 3d as well. That's right, a Toy Story double feature in 3D. Me and my brother love Toy Story, it's our second favourite Disney movie besides Beauty And The Beast. Toy Story is such a classic Pixar movie. Buzz Lightyear is our favourite character from that movie. We met him and Woody at Disneyworld at least twice. He tried to hit on my mother. He pinched her on the butt...i'm not kiding he really did do that. We are super psyched about the rerelease of Toy Story 1 and 2 and the rerelease of Beauty And The Beast.

We'll probably be taking our friend Sam Leno to see it, he's a big Buzz Lightyear fan.

Hillarious Disneyworld experiences

Back in the early nineties, my family and I went to Walt Disney World in Florida. We've been twice and had such a good time.

Our top ten most memorable Disney world moment:

1. Me and my brother pose next to a replica of Elvis Presley's cadialiac near a gold statue of the man himself.
2. I take part in a Hunchback of Notre Dame parade as dancers.
3. We go on the Pirates Of The Carribean ride. We all get soaking wet- my mother reinacts the water scene from Flashdance.
4. Discover that the camera shop in mainstreet has cds and other items there also. Purchase soundtrack cd for Disney's Hercules. Also buy plush toy of one of the cats from the Aristocats as well as Quasimodo plushy and a plushie of Phil from Hercules.
5. Our stay at the Wild West hotel. Me and my brother reinact a scene from an old Clint Eastwood film.
6. We dared our incredibly skittish cousin to go on the Haunted Mansion ride. It was hillarious seeing the scared look on his face.
7. Watch and enjoy the Honey I Shrunk The Audience ride. Or favourite parts: The cat hologram that morphs into a lion and the giant dog.
8. Head over to one of the shops in discoverland and buy Star Wars mini-figurines, t shirt and other mechandise.
9. Just by pure blind luck we manage to meet Gaston from Beauty And The Beast- he's a great guy.
10. The time we went to the Buzz Lightyear Pizza Planet cafe for lunch. Met Buzz and Woody. My father shakes hands with Woody, Buzz Lightyear attempts to hit on my mother and pinches her on the butt (I'm not kiding, this really happened). Mom will never live it down.

And to this day, my mother has never lived the whole "Buzz Lightyear pinching her butt" thing down. I'm sure he was just playing.

To Infinity and Beyond

We mentioned that our favourite Disney bad guy is Gaston a while back. Our favourite Disney hero is Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story/Toy Story 2 and the Buzz Lightyear cartoon series. There are so many reasons to love Buzz. In the movies (including Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command the Adventure Begins) his voice is done by Tim Allen, but in the cartoon series his voice is done by Patrick Warburton (who also is the voice of our favourite Disney sidekick...Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove). According to Empire Magazine, Buzz Lightyear is number 1 on their list of all time greatest Pixar characters. It's not hard to see why.

This good looking guy is Patrick Warburton. He does Buzz Lightyear's voice in the cartoon series. He's speciality is voicing muscle bound, lantern jawed superhero type roles. He played Puddy on Seinfeld. He provided the voice of Kronk in The Emperor's New Groove and it's sequel as well as the cartoon series spin-off. He also played The Tick in a live action version of the popular cartoon of the same name. He also voices Joe Swanson in Family Guy ("BRIINNNNNG IT ONNNN!" "LET'S DO IT!").

This is Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove. My brother and I think he looks a lot like Gaston.