Showing posts with label vampires. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vampires. Show all posts

Monday, 21 March 2011

TftW: Scaring Them Straight

This is one of the newest TftW episodes.


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There was once a notorious group of cyber bullies known as the Mega-Creeps,  they had a website called MegaCreeps.net  and would use to make people on Deviantart feel miserable -   the way they did it was simple,  they posted nasty rumours about the artists on their website and they went too far when they spread rumours about Nathan and his friends. 

One night Nathan decided that he had enough of them and so he thought of a cunning plan to get rid of them once and for all,  and he also enlisted Rebbecca aka Becky to help as well as Dan McCloud and famed British comedian Rowan Atkinson.

They decided to put their cunning plan into action that night,  the Mega-Creeps were on their way home one night when their car broke down.    They got out of the car and looked around,  they were in a graveyard.   

Not just any graveyard though, this was a deviantart graveyard -  this is where all the previous accounts of their poor victims laid.

"Where are we?"

"I have no idea but man,  this place gives me the creeps."

"Yes - let's get out of here."

An eerie wind blew as black smoke rose up from one of the tombstones,  a black and purple platform materialized and on the platform stood Rowan Atkinson - dressed like his character from the Scooby Doo movie,  Nathan was standing right next to him in a black suit and pants,   along with Rebecca who was dressed like an evil version of her pokesona.

"Ah Mega-Creeps.  Welcome to my little End Of Mega-Creep party,  you pathetic sods."  Mr Atkinson sneered in a sinister tone.

"What's going on?"

"You're all here because you've been absolutely horrid,  spreading nasty rumours about Nathan and various other people on that repulsive piece of toxic waste you call a website."

"That's riiiight,  you have been very bad."  Rebecca added, in a ghost-like tone.

"And now you're in for the ultimate punishment.  Enjoy your night here for it will be your last.   Arise,  my undead army,  arise!"

RA then turned to face the grave and his hands began to glow as lighting came out of his fingers -  the lightning struck the graves and the deviant dead start rising from their graves.

"MEEEEEGA CREEPS!  YOUUUU DID THIS!"

"YEEES,  YOUUUUU DID THIIIS!"

"You spread those rumours about us and now you must pay!"

"YEEES! YOU MUST PAY!"

"YOUUU DID THIS!"

The Mega-Creeps tried to fight off the deviant dead but they were surrounded and outnumbers,  Stefanie - the female Mega Creep tried to run back to the car,  but a tree grabbed her with it's vines,  slammed her around and tossed her back towards the graveyard.

Slobermann and the others tried to fight them off,  but they were also outnumbered by the deviant dead who were closing in on them.

"Noooo! Nooo!"

"Please no!"

"And now.... it is time for you to meet your doom.   Get them!"  Mr Atkinson commanded.

The deviant dead moved towards the Mega-Creeps,  closing in on them and get ready for the kill.   Slobermman's boys backed away like cowards and fell into the open graves,   where Rebecca buried them.

Stefanie,  IvoryKiller and the others tried to run but they were soon dragged down into the grand tomb of the deviant dead -  where more deviant dead army members chased them.   They decided to try and hide somewhere.

"This is seriously freaky man."

"Yeah - let's get out of here Mr S."

"Ah come on.   Don't tell me you're scared!"  Slobermann quipped.

"You're probably right,  there is nothing here and there's nothing to be afraid of."

"I would rephrase that if I were you!"  Nathan sneered.

Nathan turned to face the Mega-Creeps,  Mr Slobermann tried sending his other creeps on him but Nathan fought them off easily.

"Tsk tsk tsk Mr Slobermann.  Those minions of yours are pathetic!  But now since we're in here -  I think it's time I got my own back on you for those nasty rumors you spread about me.   The one rumor who spread about me -  what was it again?  Oh yes -  you said I was a werejohncandy.  Well i'm sorry to tell you this but you're wrong.... dead wrong."  Nathan snarled,  his eyes glowing an eerie yellowish colour.

A Wicked Jack Nicholson-like grin appeared on his face as he started to transform, green fur growing all over starting with his hands as it sprouted on his palms with his fingernails growing into long black claws and his hands becoming more grinch-like,  his shoes bursting at the seams to reveal his feet also sprouting green fur,  clawed toenails and becoming more grinch-like,  he grew taller and wider as he changed and became more grinch-like,  his hair turning dark green and growing into a long mane,  his ears stretching out and becoming pointed as his eyebrows became bushy and green,  his eyes turned an eerie yellowish colour and he grinned revealing his canine teeth growing into fangs,  and finally his nose turned black and shifted upwards as his grinch-like muzzle formed on his face.   He was now Growler the weregrinch and he was ready to start kicking some mega-creep ass.

"G-G-Growler?"

"Yes it's me.  Growler.  And i'm your worst nightmare."   Growler snarled.

Mr Slobermann tried to fight Growler but his attempts were in vain as Growler outmatched him,  backed against the wall,  he was now scared and had no way to go.  As he was backed against the wall, he stumbled upon a switch -  and unfortunately curiosity lead him to pull it -  the wall spun around and he and the other mega-creeps got transported to the other side of the grave where Rebecca stood right in the corner with a rather sly look on her face.

"Yipeee! It's my turn!"

An electrical aura started appearing as she started to transform, yellow fur grew all over her body as well as a few brown stripes on her back and her hands and feet become semi pikachu-like paws, she grew taller as well and a lightning bolt shaped tail grew out,  her ears becoming like pikachu ears as two red sacks appeared on her cheeks and her nose turned small and black.   When her transformation was completed, she was her pokesona except something was different, she had glowing red eyes and looked slightly more badass.

"This is going to be fun.  Now who's up for a game? I think a nice little game of Shock Tag sounds like fun.   It's real simple,  all I have to do is chase you and then use thundershock on you -  are you ready?  Let's go!"

Rebecca then started to chase the Megacreeps around with superhuman agility before she shocked a few of them.  "Tag! You're it!"

"Come back here you little!"  Slobermann yelled.

Slobermann tried to catch up with Rebbecca but failed miserably as she tripped him over and sent him and the others towards a room filled with coffins.

"Uh oh..."

One of the coffins opened up,  and a vamprified version of Dan rose out of it.

"Ah what a beautiful night."

One of the other coffins opened up as well and Count Fangula walked out of it.

"It certainly is,  but I am feeling really peckish."

The third, fourth and fifth coffins opened up and Vincent of the attic monster gang along with Sylvester, and Vincent's vampire biker friends jumped out.

"Well looks like we're in luck.  We've got us a big juicy morsel over there."

"Ooh.  He would do nicely."

"I wonder what his blood tastes like.  I bet it tastes divine."

The vampire group then circled Mr Slobermann and his boys,  all of them licking their lips and with bloodthirsty looks on their faces. 

"Uh oh...we're done for."

"RUNN!"

They then ran began to run as fast as they could from the vampire group but the vampire group caught up with them,  they tried running through all the different rooms but there were booby traps in each room,  and then they came across a door which seemed to be marked exit.   They forced the door open and made a run for it.

"Phew! That was close!"

"Yeah - thank god there's an exit here."

Just when they thought they were safe, the familiar tune of Toccatta and Fugue started playing as another coffin started opening up -  this time the person emerging from it was Rowan Atkinson himself - dressed up like his famous Blackadder character but with a cape made to look like a pair of bat wings.

"Leaving so soon gentlemen?  We were just about to have dinner.   Hmmm... I think i'm going to enjoy this."  Mr Atkinson sneered. 

A group of small yellow Minions flew out of the shadows -  they looked just like Despicable Me minions except they had bat-like ears,  wings, and small fangs.  They were Bat-Minions.

"Get him my lovely minions! Get them!"

The Bat-Minions flew around Slobermann and the other mega-creeps,  screeching at them and using their sonar attacks to knock them onto the ground.   Mr Atkinson smiled evilly,  revealing that he was now sporting a pair of fangs.  

"Let's get out of here, man."

"Yeah this is too freaky! I want to go home!"

"I don't want to die."  Mr Slobermann cried.

"Well then. Have you learned your lesson?"  Mr Atkinson asked.

"Yes yes yes - we have.  We're sorry,  we'll never spread rumours about anyone from deviantart on our website ever again!"

"Yeah!"

"Well that is good.  You now know that what you did was wrong and that you'll never do it again."

"Good job everyone!"  Rebbecca exclaimed.

"Man this was a hell lot of fun!"

"And the fun has only just begun for us...  Oh boys! It's dinner time!"  Nathan/Growler called.

Nathan/Growler called out into the shadows and Wolfie, Mums and Frankenbeans appeared.

"Roh boy runchrime! Ri'm really rungry!"'

"Wolfie says he's really hungry."  Fangula said.

"Come to think of it. So am I."

"Me too!"

"Well then boys you're in luck -  have a gander at that tasty morsel over there."

"He looks delicious."

"Ruh-uh!"

"His friends look delicious also."

"Yeah - huh huh."

And with that the Hillhurst monster gang began to chase the Mega-creeps around and around,  Flabber appeared mid way and tried to talk them out of it - but Nathan/Growler said it was okay.

"Looks like fun.  Hey guys,  can me and Rebecca join in?"

"Sure! The more the merrier!"

Nathan/Growler and Rebbecca joined in the chase and chased the Mega-creeps around once more,  the chase went for a few more minutes before Nathan/Growler stopped and pulled a black lever -  a platform appeared before them and they stepped on it and were transported back to the graveyard.   There,  Mr Rowan Atkinson stood there once more but he was smiling at them.  

"Well I certainly had fun tonight,  how about you?"

"We certainly did."

"We didn't we were scared of our wits."

"Good.  That means we did a wonderful job of scaring you lot straight."

Rebbecca then turned to the mega-creeps and said in a sinister tone..."Do you want to see something really scary?".   Her cute pikachu face took on a more demonic look and she hissed at them.

"LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!"

The Megacreeps then fled as fast as they could and left the graveyard for good and headed for home.

"Good riddance."

"And now what do we do?"

"I know.  Let's have a monster party!"

"What a fantastic idea."

"We can have it here!"

Flabber then used his phasm magic to turn the graveyard into a monster party atmosphere,  and the other house monsters helped with the food along with Nathan/Growler,  Rebecca,  Dan McCloud,  and Rowan Atkinson and the Bat-Minions. There was music and plenty of monstrously entertaining festivities including scaring contests,  and a special performance from Mitchell of the closet monster gang as he lead the Deviant dead in a reinactment of the Thriller zombie dance.  and they all celebrated all through the night.

As for the Mega-creeps,  they decided to post nice things rather than spread nasty rumours,  most of the megacreeps were burried but Mr Slobermann and the others survived and they had a change of tune -  no longer were they mean to people on DA,  but instead they were generous and helpful.

Remember if logic and reason don't work in getting creeps to change their ways,  then scaring them straight is sure to do the trick.

Tuesday, 30 June 2009

Song lyrics

,Here we have the song lyrics to a song called Once Bitten, it's from the movie of the same name.

I saw your face and knew right away
Something inside me trembled tenderly
To your eyes, from what I could see..
You'd be mine.
Though your mind it is filled with doubt.
But I'm begging you to hear me out.
Believing your suspicions.
Once Bitten, you will feel no pain boy.
Once Bitten, singing in the rain boy.
Lightning starts, oh-oh
Your heart's gonna be mine forever.
Gonna be mine forever
You will feel no pain boy.
Eyes on fire looked at me
I saw something there
You didn't want me to see.
Your desire burned in me
Like a flame.
I know what it is you need.
Why make it harder than it has to be?
I'll help you spread your vision
Once bitten, you will feel no pain boy
Once bitten, singing in the rain boy
Lighting starts, oh-oh
Your heart's gonna be mine forever
Gonna be mine forever
You will feel no pain boy
See the light, hear the thunder.
I need your touch
It's a spell you put me under.
Be known to know you
Gonna be mine forever
and I ain't lyin
Once bitten, you will feel no pain boy
Once bitten, singin in the rain boy
Lighting starts, oh oh.
Your hearts gonna be mine forever.
Gonna be mine forever
Once bitten, you will feel no pain boy
Once bitten, you'll never be the same boy.
Lightning starts, oh-oh
Your hearts gonna be mine forever
Gonna be mine forever
Once Bitten, you will no feel pain boy
Once Bitten, singin in the raaaain.
Whoah
Your heart's gonna be mine forever
Gonna be mine forever
Once bitten.

Tuesday, 16 June 2009

Once Bitten

These are the lyrics for the song Once Bitten by 3-Speed. This song was in the 1985 horror comedy Once Bitten starring a young Jim Carrey. The movie is often shown on the MGM channel a lot, especially during April, September or October. Last September on MGM there was a vampire movie marathon called Bite Me and one of the movies that aired was this one, the other vampire movies that aired were Fright Night, Scream Blacula Scream, The Vampire (a really old one, probably from the 30's/40's/50's), and Vampire's Kiss. I hope they have another one of those this year.

Both of the actual song and it's lyrics are incredibly hard to find. We downloaded the song a while ago.
The lyrics are very difficult to find online so we just listened to the song a bunch of times, memorised the lyrics and typed them up as we went along. Enjoy.

I saw your face and knew right away
Something inside me trembled tenderly
To your eyes, from what I could see..
You'd be mine.
Though your mind it is filled with doubt.
But I'm begging you to hear me out.
Believing your suspicions.
Once Bitten, you will feel no pain boy.
Once Bitten, singing in the rain boy.
Lightning starts, oh-oh
Your heart's gonna be mine forever.
Gonna be mine forever
You will feel no pain boy.
Eyes on fire looked at me
I saw something there
You didn't want me to see.
Your desire burned in me
Like a flame.
I know what it is you need.
Why make it harder than it has to be?
I'll help you spread your vision
Once bitten, you will feel no pain boy
Once bitten, singing in the rain boy
Lighting starts, oh-oh
Your heart's gonna be mine forever
Gonna be mine forever
You will feel no pain boy
See the light, hear the thunder.
I need your touch
It's a spell you put me under.
Be known to know you
Gonna be mine forever
and I ain't lyin
Once bitten, you will feel no pain boy
Once bitten, singin in the rain boy
Lighting starts, oh oh.
Your hearts gonna be mine forever.
Gonna be mine forever
Once bitten, you will feel no pain boy
Once bitten, you'll never be the same boy.
Lightning starts, oh-oh
Your hearts gonna be mine forever
Gonna be mine forever
Once Bitten, you will no feel pain boy
Once Bitten, singin in the raaaain.
Whoah
Your heart's gonna be mine forever
Gonna be mine forever
Once bitten.

And those are the lyrics to the song. Again, they're very difficult to find online but we memorised them.

Saturday, 13 June 2009

Simpsons Treehouse Of Horror favourites part 1

We love the Simpsons halloween specials, they're funny and scary at the same time. Here are some of our favourite segments:
  • Treehouse Of Horror 1

Our favourite segments from this one are "Bad dream house" and "the raven". Bad dream house is the one where the family moves into a house which turns out to be haunted. And the raven one is a retelling of the famous poem by Edgar Allen Poe. It's really funny when Bart as the raven says "Eat my shorts" before saying that famous line..."nevermore".

  • Treehouse Of Horror 2

We like all three segments from this one, but our favourites are It's A Bart Life and If Only I Had A Brain. The It's A Bart Life episode is a parody of the Twilight Zone episode It's A Good Life which was about a boy with supernatural powers. The If Only I Had A Brain one is a parody of Frankenstein.

  • Treehouse of Horror 3

Our favourite segments from this episode are Clown Without Pitty and Dial Z for Zombies. Clown Without Pitty is the one with the evil Krusty doll and Dial Z for Zombies is the one where Bart finds a book on the occult and brings the dead back to life. If you look very closely during the scene where Bart is reciting the incantation you'll see he's wearing Michael Jackson's Thriller album cover on his head.

  • Treehouse Of Horror 4

Our favourite segments from this one are The Devil and Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson's Dracula. In the first segment titled The Devil and Homer Simpson, Homer sells his soul to the devil (who looks like Ned Flanders) for a donut. In Bart Simpson's Dracula, Mr Burns is a vampire and he bites Bart and Bart becomes a vampire too. There's a twist at the end of this episode, turns out that Marge is the real head vampire and the whole family are vampires except Lisa. This is a homage to the ending of the vampire film Lost Boys.

  • Treehouse of Horror 5

Our favourite segments from this one are The Shinning and Nightmare Cafeteria. The Shinning is a parody of The Shining including the famous heere's johnny scene. Nightmare Cafeteria is where Bart and Lisa discover that the staff at Springfield Elementary have been eating some of the other students.

  • Treehouse of Horror 6

Our favourite segments from this one are Homer3 and Nightmare On Evergreen Terrace. Homer 3 is where Homer enters another dimension one where he is all 3d and "bulgy". Nightmare On Evergreen Terrace is a nightmare on elm street satire with Willie as Freddy Krueger.

  • Treehouse of horror 7

Our favourite segments from this one are Citizen Kang and The Thing and I. Citizen Kang is where Kang and Kodos take on the form of Bill Clinton and Bob Dole and enter the election. The Thing and I is where we discover Bart has a long lost twin brother named Hugo.

  • Treehouse Of Horror 8

Our favourite segments from this one are Fly Vs Fly and The Homega Man. Fly VS Fly is a satire of The Fly (both the original 1958 version and the David cronenberg remake) . And The Homega Man is a parody of the Omega man. In the scene where Homer is at the movie theatre, the movie that he's watching is one with a Chris Farley and David Spade in it (most likely Tommy Boy).

  • Treehouse of horror 9

The segments we like from this one are Hell Toupee and Starship Poopers. In Hell Toupe, Homer gets a hair transplant- although it turns out that it's Snake's hair and it posessess him. In Starship Poopers we find out Maggie's other dad is one of the two one-eyed aliens.

Monday, 6 April 2009

Renegade Buzz Lightyear Action Figures

This is Doc M with an important announcement, due to something that went wrong on my brother's part, some of the toys we've invented have come alive and are on the loose. These particular toys are a set of Buzz Lightyear action figures modelled after the Thinkway one. They are:

  • LightyearBug (the original Buzz Lightyear toy fused with a toy of Francis the ladybug from A Bug's Life ala Jeff Goldblum in The Fly)
  • Renegade Buzz (a Mad Max style armoured Buzz with retractable wolverine style claws)
  • Rambo Buzz (a Rambo inspired armoured Buzz with grenades in it's backpack)
  • Batman Buzz (a Batman inspired Buzz in a black suit with a batman logo in place of the Star command logo, inspired by Tim Burton's Batman)
  • Vampire Buzz (looks like an ordinary Buzz Lightyear except it has eerie glowing eyes, small fangs, claw gloves, and black wings, steer clear of this one).

LightyearBug, Renegade Buzz, Batman Buzz and Rambo Buzz are friendly but Vampire Buzz isn't. Due to my brother forgeting to switch his mode to good rather than evil, Vampire Buzz is evil, bloodthirsty, and above all very dangerous. If you ever see this one, aproach with caution, this one has been known to bite and likes to prey on innocent toys. We have no idea what would happen if it were to actually bite a person. Some of our electronic toys have a switch at the back, this switch is the "Good/Evil" mode switch, if the switch up then the toy is in "good mode" however if's down then the toy is in "evil mode". Little Jay has that switch on his back (I hope no one has accidentally switched it to evil mode).

Tuesday, 31 March 2009

Fright Night











Our favourite werewolf film is American Werewolf In London but our favourite vampire film is Fright Night. There are several things we love about it. One of which is the crazy character Evil Ed, the picture above is of him as a wolf. Chris Sarandon was fangtastic as the sexy vampire Jerry Dandridge, and Roddy McDowell was very good as the "fearless vampire killer". We have the movie Fright Night on dvd. Interestingly enough the special fx for this movie were also done by the guys who did the special effects for Ghostbusters. You know the scene where the main character's girlfriend turns into a crazy looking vampire with those wacky teeth? That crazy vampire she turns into happens to be a version of the Librarian ghost that was rejected because it was too scary! We also love the soundtrack to Fright Night, especially Come To Me by Brad Fiedel- that tune has such a haunting melody. We have quite a few shout-outs to the movie in some of our work. When we play Zoo Tycoon 2 Endangered Species we always have a wolf exhibit and name the wolf (usually a male) Evil Ed.