Getting Grinchy With It

Contrary to what you have read on Metokur.org and Encyclopedia Dramatica i am most deffinately NOT a werejohncandy,    I am most certainly a weregrinch -  and a damm fine one at that.  

I've always admired grinches,   they have so many admirable traits,  for one thing they are super strong -  and very sly and stealthy not to mention very intelligent,   I've also known that they're existed long before the book How The Grinch Stole Christmas was even written - in fact they've been around for centuries.   

It is a little known fact that my father is one,   he can shift between human and grinch form at will though -  his human form looks sort of like Bruce Campbell -    it was never revealed though that is until BCRE8TVE on Deviantart posted his story The Grinch Who Stole Her Heart for the Metamorphosis Group We Will Transform You project (you'd love it,  lots of transformation themed stories, art, photomanips and comics)  and it was a lovely story that not only featured me and several of my friends but also had me turning into a grinch which was pretty awesome as i've always wanted to be one,   and also my mother had a very vital part in the story as well.

I've always wanted to be a grinch,  ever since I saw the live action movie adaptation of How The Grinch Stole Christmas with Jim Carrey in it,   mind you it was a brilliant movie -  and the makeup effects were amazing.      Now that I am a weregrinch,  that dream of mine has finally come true.

So don't pay any attention to Encyclopedia Dramatica and Metokur.org,   I am a weregrinch - and a damm fine one at that.

Oh,  and if anyone from either one of those sites comes on here -  there will be trouble and I will show no mercy.  

As i'm sure you know,   grinches are notoriously sly and clever - and they're masters of disguise - in fact the number of people who are actually grinches in disguise gets bigger each and every year.  Grinches are pretty dangerous -  and not to mention have super strength,  that is why it is wise never to make a grinch mad -  they can transform humans into their kind in quite a few unique ways - one of which is by scratching them with their claws.      They can also transform people with their breath just like the Grand Duke from the film Rock A Doodle.

I've written quite a lot grinch transformation stories - using the movie version of the Grinch of course -  and they're in my Deviantart gallery as one of the many literature pieces.    I also read one which is a cross over between How The Grinch Stole Christmas and Horton Hears A Who,  which has Mayor McDodd get turned into a Grinch after recieving a curse from the mean one himself.    I heavily reccomend reading it.


I'm not in weregrinch form just yet,  even though I may be starting to transform - i'm not entirely sure.  I'm pretty sure that i'm either in human form right now or starting to transform already.   I can never tell.


They say it's not easy being green,  but I digress - I think it is rather easy being green.

Weregrinch transformations

Pay close attention grinch-lovers as,  i am going to tell you about the stages a person who has been bitten or scratched by a weregrinch undergoes when transforming into one.


Stage 1: Feeling Grinch-like.



Stage 1 of a weregrinch TF has the person who has been bitten develop certain grinch-like characteristics like super keen senses, super strength, enhanced stealth, glowing yellow eyes, and a cheshire cat grin (like Jack Nicholson only creepier), as well as starting to growl a little.



Stage 2: Green Furiness.



This is where the changes actually start taking place, first of all green fur will slowly start sprouting on the palms of the person's hands, fingernails will grow into long black claws while the hands start to resemble the ones of a grinch more than a human.



Stage 3: More Green Furiness



This time green fur sprouts on the person's feet as the toenails grow into claws while the feet slowly start to resemble more grinch-like feet, this can cause a problem for those who are wearing shoes as the shoes are most likely to burst at the seams.



Stage 4: A Little More Grinch-Like.



This is where the person becomes even more grinch-like, they also grow taller and wider, their hair will turn to the consistancy and texture of grinch hair before growing into a long wild mane and turning green, the ears stretch out and become pointed, green fur starts sprouting on the person's face, eyebrows become all bushy and green while the teeth become sharp fangs.



And finally..



Stage 5: All Grinched Out



This is where the person's face changes, the eyes turn an eerie yellowish colour with dark green pupils, the tip of the nose turns black and shifts upwards as a grinch-like muzzle starts to develop on the person's face, also during this stage they may develop a deeper more bestial voice - when the grinch-like muzzle is finished forming, the transformation is complete and that person is now a weregrinch.



Of course he/she may choose to keep their humanity, but remember - some grinch-like urges will kick in from time to time such as the urge to eat garbage and glass bottles, and the tendency to growl. The transformations are painful and scary at first but the person should get used to them, and the green fur growth does kind of itch at first - but like i said before they will get used to it.



Also if you're a weregrinch, you might want to keep well away of Christmas gifts, carols, or holly leaves as exposure to heavy doses of these will cause an involuntary transformation into grinch form. You may learn how to transform at will like me and Jim Carrey of course, but remember - on full moon nights you will involuntarily change into your weregrinch form once again - also it happens around the Christmas season as well or even before or after it, you'll be your human form again in the morning and all through the day until the sun goes down and the moon comes up - then when night falls you'll go grinch once again.



I hope this has been helpful to you.