Our friend Andria

We would like to dedicate this post to a special friend of ours,   our friend Andria Kilgore.   Andria has been supporting me ever since my Amiright days and she realised that I had gotten framed and that getting banned from the site was unjust.

She also knows that I would not do anything to hurt my friends or family.    Also she knows not to believe anything that Encyclopedia Dramatica,   Metokur.org or Slapstick Anarchy says about me.

She is probably the only one who knows that i'm not a werejohncandy besides my bro and my real life friends.

In a way she is quite similar to quite a lot of famous Disney princessess -  she kind of resembles Ariel in a way except she has legs.     She also reminds me a bit of Fiona from Shrek except she's not an ogress.


Andria,   thanks for all the support -  you're the best online friend a guy could ever ask for.   And I hope that you'll keep supporting us both on Deviantart and on here.   And keep up the good work on that new blog of yours - it's always amusing looking at the gory and horrible things that have taken place in the photos on there.

I would like to appologise,  during my first time on Deviantart I played an elaborate joke on all my watchers and i claimed I was a natural born werejohncandy,   for that I say that I am sorry for pulling that joke on you -  as I am NOT really a werejohncandy of any kind -  I am a weregrinch.   So I hope you forgive me for that joke I pulled on you.  

The cable guy

I've been workin on a spin-off of the movie the Cable Guy - no not Larry,  the one with Jim Carrey in it.   The characters from the movie are in it as well as some OCs played by me, my brother,  and Andria.




Steven


He is the character played by Matthew Broderick in the movie, he is also unfortunately one of the few people that Jim's character Chip "befriends" and later stalks.



Robin
Steven's ex girlfriend.



Ollie (my OC)
Ollie is a techno geek who is one of Steven's best friends, he doesn't at all get a long well with Chip - in fact he often suspects him of being a weregrinch.



Matt (my brother's OC)
Matt is a computer graphic designer and gamer who is frequently seen at the mall or on his computer. Unfortunately sometimes Chip hacks into his computer mainframe or sometimes unleashes a virus on there.



Rick


Jack Black's character and one of the only sane people. He is Rick's closest friend and an expert in the fields of technology, he also is a great singer and loves rock music especially heavy metal - he can be seen with his co partner who is Kyle Gass's character (Kyle Gass is Jack Black's friend and bandmate). He also works for the cable company.



Cathrine (Andria's OC)

Cathrine is another cable company employee, she is also a real wiz with computers and has software that can track down the IP address and phsyical location of just about anyone including Chip.



Chip Douglas

Jim Carrey's character and the main antagonist. He is a cable installation specialist who is sometimes insane with stalker tendencies. He's lonely as well and just wants a friend....but sometimes his attempts at "befriending" people take turns for the worst. He speaks with a lisp which isn't really explained that much but it kind of adds to the creep factor. Steven's other friends don't get along well with him at all. He's been fired from the cable company for stalking his customers. Heavily suspected of being a weregrinch by Ollie and heavily suspected of being a menace to society by Rick, Matt, and Cathrine. He is great at basketball and also at karaoke.

Doizee

Many people love our tv series the Doizee Club. One fan in particular is our friend Andria. She really likes the tv show and the movies because they're not like most kiddie shows. So we're going to tell you all including her- why the Doizee Club is big in terms of popularity.

• The problem with most kiddie shows today is that they insult the viewer's iq or attention span. I can live without Dora spouting out..."To get through the forest we have to tip toe. So stand up! Stand up please." I can also live without Barney the dinosaur and that irritating song of his. Blues Clues was as dumb as it gets and that moron of a host Steve didn't help at all (the only time we ever did watch was when Joe was the host and that's because he looked a bit like Jim Carrey in the Truman Show) and Sesame Street lost it's touch way after Jim Henson died. The Doizee Club on the other hand doesn't, and the show actually IS educational and does teach children something- in fact it teaches them many things- and Doizee is quite a good teacher.
• Most kiddie shows tend to have stupid musical numbers in them- okay so the Backyardigans are pretty cute and Lazytown has it's charms but most of the kiddie shows we know of have these stupid musical numbers in them. The Doizee Club on the other hand doesn't and the music for the most half is an original score. Doizee is actually quite a good singer despite being a puppet ladybug. In fact she invented the Silly Doizee Dance.
• The characters in most kiddie shows aren't entertaining enough with the acception of Robbie Rotten from Lazytown and maybe ALL of the Backyardigans. The characters in the Doizee Club are very entertaining on the other hand especially Doizee. Even though she can't speak any English and mainly commuincates by squealing, skealing, giggling and making silly noises and no one understands what she says- she ALWAYS manages to get the message across. She's also a very good performer. Unlike her competition over in New Zealand who is a bee named Bumble (he lives in Kiwifruit Valley)- Doizee is both entertaining and appealing to all ages.
• Finally, another problem with most kiddie shows today is that they go stale after more than a few years of being on the air and the writers run out of ideas. The Doizee Club on the other hand doesn't, we keep the show fresh by adding new storylines and characters in each episode. And the best part is that none of the new characters we add in NEVER end up becoming annoying after a while.

Doizee loves to hear from her fans. She loves to get letters and emails from her various fans. On a couple of our earlier posts we've put up Doizee's address and email address. You can send her a fan letter to tell her how much you like her show or you can send one with suggestions for a topic in any future episodes.

A special song

We would like to dedicate this song to our friend Andria

You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
When the road looks rough ahead
And you're miles and miles
From your nice warm bed
You just remember what your old pal said
Girl, you've got a friend in me
Yeah, you've got a friend in me

You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
If you've got troubles, I've got 'em too
There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
We stick together and can see it through
Cause you've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me

Some other folks might be
A little bit smarter than I am
Bigger and stronger too
Maybe
But none of them will ever love you
The way I do, it's me and you

Girl, and as the years go by
Our friendship will never die
You're gonna see it's our destiny
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me