We would like to dedicate this post to a special friend of ours, our friend Andria Kilgore. Andria has been supporting me ever since my Amiright days and she realised that I had gotten framed and that getting banned from the site was unjust.
She also knows that I would not do anything to hurt my friends or family. Also she knows not to believe anything that Encyclopedia Dramatica, Metokur.org or Slapstick Anarchy says about me.
She is probably the only one who knows that i'm not a werejohncandy besides my bro and my real life friends.
In a way she is quite similar to quite a lot of famous Disney princessess - she kind of resembles Ariel in a way except she has legs. She also reminds me a bit of Fiona from Shrek except she's not an ogress.
Andria, thanks for all the support - you're the best online friend a guy could ever ask for. And I hope that you'll keep supporting us both on Deviantart and on here. And keep up the good work on that new blog of yours - it's always amusing looking at the gory and horrible things that have taken place in the photos on there.
I would like to appologise, during my first time on Deviantart I played an elaborate joke on all my watchers and i claimed I was a natural born werejohncandy, for that I say that I am sorry for pulling that joke on you - as I am NOT really a werejohncandy of any kind - I am a weregrinch. So I hope you forgive me for that joke I pulled on you.
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Friday, 25 June 2010
Sunday, 13 June 2010
Green Moon Rising
I hope you like this little horror story, it's set on Christmas Eve and pays homage to the beginning and end of Michael Jackson's Thriller music video - except with me in the place of MJ, Andria in the place of Ola Ray and with me turning into a Weregrinch rather than a werecat.
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It was Christmas Eve, and me and Andria Kilgore were in the car, on the way to a big Christmas eve party at a friend's house - we seemed to be making record time - but unfortunately the car ran out of gas.
"Honestly... we're out of gas." I told her.
"So. What are we going to do now?" Andria inquired.
The two of us got of the car and went for a walk in the moonlight woods.
"I'm sorry I didn't believe you." She said.
"Can I ask you something?" I asked.
"What?" She responded.
"You know I like you don't you?" I inquired.
"Yes." She replied.
"And I hope you like me, the way I like you." I told her.
"Yes." She replied.
"I was wondering if...if you would be my friend." I responded.
"Oh Nathan!" She exclaimed.
We hugged eachother in a best friends sort of way for a brief second. I gave Andria a present, she opened the gift and inside it was a Best Friends Forever TY Beanie bear.
"It's beautiful." She cooed, admiring the gift.
"Now it's official." I responded. "I have something I want to tell ya."
"Yes, Nathan?" She inquired.
"I'm not like other guys." I warned her.
"Of course not, that's why I like you." She responded.
"No...I mean i'm different." I told her.
"What are you talking about?" She inquired.
Just then the moon came out from behind the clouds.
"Ooh..aaah!" I yelped as I doubled over in pain.
"Are you alright?" She asked.
"GO AWAY!!!!" I growled, in a deeper more bestial voice - looking up at her with yellow grinch-like eyes and sharp white fangs.
Andria looked in horror as I started to transform into a weregrinch, my face slowly becoming grinch-like, my ears stretching out and becoming pointed, green fur growing on my face, hair turning into the texture and consistancy of grinch hair before growing into a long wild mane and turning green, eyebrows going all bushy and green, the tip of my nose turning black and shifting upwards as a grinch-like muzzle formed on my face, then my hands became more grinch-like with green fur growing on the palms as my fingernails grew into long sharp claws, same with my feet too - when the changes were complete, I was a fully transformed weregrinch - and I growled as I looked at my more grinch-like hand.
She ran away further into the woods, and I now a fully transformed weregrinch looked both ways and tried to find her, i then started to run after her - knocking over a Christmas tree that happened to be in my way, letting out a low menacing roar at the full moon, I eventually caught up with her and leaped in front of her - knocking her down, and I roared as I reached for her with my clawed grinch-like hands - and I roared again as i was about to move in on her... but that is..
She escaped and hid in the old Psycho house, I caught up with her once more and was about to attack when.. she awoke - screaming in terror.
"Aaah!" She screamed, still a little jittered.
"What's the problem?" I asked.
Andria calmed down and looked around and saw that everything looked normal, i wasn't in weregrinch form - and it was like nothing happened at all.
"Come on, i'll take you home." I said.
I began to pick up Andria off the couch and began to walk her home.. but then I turned around revealing my yellow grinch-like eyes and a rather grinchy smile on my face.
Turns it it was all a dream.......or was it?
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It was Christmas Eve, and me and Andria Kilgore were in the car, on the way to a big Christmas eve party at a friend's house - we seemed to be making record time - but unfortunately the car ran out of gas.
"Honestly... we're out of gas." I told her.
"So. What are we going to do now?" Andria inquired.
The two of us got of the car and went for a walk in the moonlight woods.
"I'm sorry I didn't believe you." She said.
"Can I ask you something?" I asked.
"What?" She responded.
"You know I like you don't you?" I inquired.
"Yes." She replied.
"And I hope you like me, the way I like you." I told her.
"Yes." She replied.
"I was wondering if...if you would be my friend." I responded.
"Oh Nathan!" She exclaimed.
We hugged eachother in a best friends sort of way for a brief second. I gave Andria a present, she opened the gift and inside it was a Best Friends Forever TY Beanie bear.
"It's beautiful." She cooed, admiring the gift.
"Now it's official." I responded. "I have something I want to tell ya."
"Yes, Nathan?" She inquired.
"I'm not like other guys." I warned her.
"Of course not, that's why I like you." She responded.
"No...I mean i'm different." I told her.
"What are you talking about?" She inquired.
Just then the moon came out from behind the clouds.
"Ooh..aaah!" I yelped as I doubled over in pain.
"Are you alright?" She asked.
"GO AWAY!!!!" I growled, in a deeper more bestial voice - looking up at her with yellow grinch-like eyes and sharp white fangs.
Andria looked in horror as I started to transform into a weregrinch, my face slowly becoming grinch-like, my ears stretching out and becoming pointed, green fur growing on my face, hair turning into the texture and consistancy of grinch hair before growing into a long wild mane and turning green, eyebrows going all bushy and green, the tip of my nose turning black and shifting upwards as a grinch-like muzzle formed on my face, then my hands became more grinch-like with green fur growing on the palms as my fingernails grew into long sharp claws, same with my feet too - when the changes were complete, I was a fully transformed weregrinch - and I growled as I looked at my more grinch-like hand.
She ran away further into the woods, and I now a fully transformed weregrinch looked both ways and tried to find her, i then started to run after her - knocking over a Christmas tree that happened to be in my way, letting out a low menacing roar at the full moon, I eventually caught up with her and leaped in front of her - knocking her down, and I roared as I reached for her with my clawed grinch-like hands - and I roared again as i was about to move in on her... but that is..
She escaped and hid in the old Psycho house, I caught up with her once more and was about to attack when.. she awoke - screaming in terror.
"Aaah!" She screamed, still a little jittered.
"What's the problem?" I asked.
Andria calmed down and looked around and saw that everything looked normal, i wasn't in weregrinch form - and it was like nothing happened at all.
"Come on, i'll take you home." I said.
I began to pick up Andria off the couch and began to walk her home.. but then I turned around revealing my yellow grinch-like eyes and a rather grinchy smile on my face.
Turns it it was all a dream.......or was it?
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Saturday, 12 June 2010
Avatar TF story
This is an Avatar inspired story featuring a Na'vi transformation in it, dedicated to and featuring my good friend Andria Kilgore who Andria the Na'vi of my attic monster gang is named after.
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Andria Kilgore was in her trailer park home one evening when a mysterious box arrived at her doorstep, the box had an Avatar inspired design and seemed to be glowing a little bit.
"Hmm...I wonder where this came from." Andria said.
She picked up the box and put it on the table, she took a closer look at it - there was a lock on the front of it - and words that meant do not open in Na'vi.
"There must be something in that box - something special." She murmured.
So she took a look at it some more - and then opened it up using her makeshift locksmith kit, the lid of the box began to open up as a beam of light flashed out - blinding her.
"Okay that was strange." She exclaimed. "How the hell did that happen?"
All of a sudden she found herself changing, her skin turning blue, her eyes getting bigger and turning a golden yellow colour and slightly feline, her red hair growing longer and sporting braids, a tail growing out of her backside, she grew taller and thinner, her nose flattened out and became more feline-like, dark bluish stripes appearing on her arms, face, and her legs, white dots also appearing on her face and her canine teeth becoming tiger-like fangs.
"I'm turning Na'vi!" She exclaimed.
When the transformation was complete, there she stood - a blue, beautiful Na'vi, like the ones from Avatar.
"Hey, not bad. I've never been a Na'vi before, this feels great." She spoke out, her voice sounding a tad sexier.
She went off to the special Na'vi habitat that her friend Nathan Forester had built for his Na'vi friend Andria of his attic monster gang who was named after her and even had a lot of similarities to her. And she spent a lot of fun time there as a Na'vi, playing with Andria the Na'vi and her Na'vi husband Alan.
The end
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Andria Kilgore was in her trailer park home one evening when a mysterious box arrived at her doorstep, the box had an Avatar inspired design and seemed to be glowing a little bit.
"Hmm...I wonder where this came from." Andria said.
She picked up the box and put it on the table, she took a closer look at it - there was a lock on the front of it - and words that meant do not open in Na'vi.
"There must be something in that box - something special." She murmured.
So she took a look at it some more - and then opened it up using her makeshift locksmith kit, the lid of the box began to open up as a beam of light flashed out - blinding her.
"Okay that was strange." She exclaimed. "How the hell did that happen?"
All of a sudden she found herself changing, her skin turning blue, her eyes getting bigger and turning a golden yellow colour and slightly feline, her red hair growing longer and sporting braids, a tail growing out of her backside, she grew taller and thinner, her nose flattened out and became more feline-like, dark bluish stripes appearing on her arms, face, and her legs, white dots also appearing on her face and her canine teeth becoming tiger-like fangs.
"I'm turning Na'vi!" She exclaimed.
When the transformation was complete, there she stood - a blue, beautiful Na'vi, like the ones from Avatar.
"Hey, not bad. I've never been a Na'vi before, this feels great." She spoke out, her voice sounding a tad sexier.
She went off to the special Na'vi habitat that her friend Nathan Forester had built for his Na'vi friend Andria of his attic monster gang who was named after her and even had a lot of similarities to her. And she spent a lot of fun time there as a Na'vi, playing with Andria the Na'vi and her Na'vi husband Alan.
The end
Saturday, 12 September 2009
Accused
In early 2007 I was unjustly banned from Amiright, here and now I am about to tell you what really happened.
I never meant to cause anyone any harm.
I was just doing what I do best. But the problem was that no one understood me and almost everyone on there made me the butt of their jokes.
My many parodies had an interesting range of topics, mainly ones centered around John Candy, Jay Leno or and to some extent our mascot Chumsley.
As to why I got banned so unjustly from the site, I must have been accussed of something I didn't do.
Now I know a lot of people on Amiright were totally innocent at the time and that includes Agrimorfee, Andria, Chucky G and the rest- but there some I was not so sure of and they were EmiLoca, Annie Are You Okay, and Dr Lose It. These three were more than likely suspects, I think that EmiLoca can be pretty much be summed up as a Stalker With A Crush who on a regular basis claimed that I was her dad (reminds me a little bit of that song Billie Jean), Dr Lose It was obviously one of my arch nemesis Dr Madness's cohorts because I recall those two being best friends in the mad scientist institute. And as for Annie Are You Okay, the name certainly did ring a few bells- you see one of my brother's ex girlfriends was a vampiress named Annie Fatale, so it must have been her that would also explain why she made Jay Leno into a souless monster in her parody song Leno. It was in fact all a plan set up by Dr Madness to humilate me- I guess he's still pretty miffed about losing to me at the science fair for 19 years in a row. I knew it was him pretending to be Andria because I instantly reconised his bat tatoo and his colour scheme- he always wears black, blood red or purple and no matter form he turns into he ALWAYS has that colour scheme and that tatoo. Luckily there were a lot of Anonymous Informants on Amiright at the time, but they also fell for his tricks. It also suprises me that the big man himself Chucky G didn't notice it the whole time. And also it's shocking that some as ever vigilient as Red Ant would let Dr Madness and his cronies sneak into Amiright undetected- he's usually very good at spotting things that are suspicious- he would make a great detective.
No one on Amiright would could ever pull off a trick that diabolical so I figured... it could only be the work of my arch nemesis Dr Madness- he's the only one sinister, intelligent and insane enough to pull off such a dastardly trick like that. He's the only one in the neighbourhood who knows how to hack into other people's computers. He must have gotten help from a friends of his who work in the evil buisness. Perhaps it was more than likely that EmiLoca is in fact related to those evil infamous siblings the Sinistra Sisters (their names are Simone, Bella, Chanelle, and Silvia)that he sometimes hangs around with. EmiLoca does have some similar to Chanelle who is the most insane one of the four of them. It is also more than likely that Andria's evil counterpart Airdna was involved, she must have been friends with the Sinistra Sisters- even though I can't understand why anyone would want to be friends with those creepy shedevils. It is perhaps more than likely that Dr Lose It is my arch foe's old friend as I can recall the two of them being best of friends for a long long time.
I never meant to cause anyone any harm.
I was just doing what I do best. But the problem was that no one understood me and almost everyone on there made me the butt of their jokes.
My many parodies had an interesting range of topics, mainly ones centered around John Candy, Jay Leno or and to some extent our mascot Chumsley.
As to why I got banned so unjustly from the site, I must have been accussed of something I didn't do.
Now I know a lot of people on Amiright were totally innocent at the time and that includes Agrimorfee, Andria, Chucky G and the rest- but there some I was not so sure of and they were EmiLoca, Annie Are You Okay, and Dr Lose It. These three were more than likely suspects, I think that EmiLoca can be pretty much be summed up as a Stalker With A Crush who on a regular basis claimed that I was her dad (reminds me a little bit of that song Billie Jean), Dr Lose It was obviously one of my arch nemesis Dr Madness's cohorts because I recall those two being best friends in the mad scientist institute. And as for Annie Are You Okay, the name certainly did ring a few bells- you see one of my brother's ex girlfriends was a vampiress named Annie Fatale, so it must have been her that would also explain why she made Jay Leno into a souless monster in her parody song Leno. It was in fact all a plan set up by Dr Madness to humilate me- I guess he's still pretty miffed about losing to me at the science fair for 19 years in a row. I knew it was him pretending to be Andria because I instantly reconised his bat tatoo and his colour scheme- he always wears black, blood red or purple and no matter form he turns into he ALWAYS has that colour scheme and that tatoo. Luckily there were a lot of Anonymous Informants on Amiright at the time, but they also fell for his tricks. It also suprises me that the big man himself Chucky G didn't notice it the whole time. And also it's shocking that some as ever vigilient as Red Ant would let Dr Madness and his cronies sneak into Amiright undetected- he's usually very good at spotting things that are suspicious- he would make a great detective.
No one on Amiright would could ever pull off a trick that diabolical so I figured... it could only be the work of my arch nemesis Dr Madness- he's the only one sinister, intelligent and insane enough to pull off such a dastardly trick like that. He's the only one in the neighbourhood who knows how to hack into other people's computers. He must have gotten help from a friends of his who work in the evil buisness. Perhaps it was more than likely that EmiLoca is in fact related to those evil infamous siblings the Sinistra Sisters (their names are Simone, Bella, Chanelle, and Silvia)that he sometimes hangs around with. EmiLoca does have some similar to Chanelle who is the most insane one of the four of them. It is also more than likely that Andria's evil counterpart Airdna was involved, she must have been friends with the Sinistra Sisters- even though I can't understand why anyone would want to be friends with those creepy shedevils. It is perhaps more than likely that Dr Lose It is my arch foe's old friend as I can recall the two of them being best of friends for a long long time.
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