My list of desired superpowers

Life would be easier for me if I had superpowers and I have a list of superpowers I would love to have and they are:

• The same powers that Jim Carrey had in The Mask. Heck, ANY superpower that Jim has. And that includes becoming Jim himself.
  
• Elemental power: Water, fire (on occasion) or ice.
  
• Summoning powers like the ones used by the summoners in the Final Fantasy game series.
  
• The Omnitrix with the master code. All of ben's aliens.
  
• Night vision.
  
• The power to grow my fingernails into Wolverine style/Freddy style/Edward Scissorhands style claws.
  
• The powers of any character from a tim burton film (including the aforementioned scissor hands abilitiy)
  
• Super speed, super strength, invulnerability, immortality and flight.
  
• Ice breath, fire breath, or a super sonic screaming power.
  
• The ability to go into any computer game and bring back weapons and stuff from that game into real life.
  
• The magical abilities of a master spellcaster.
  
• Animal-like senses and abilities (e.g lizard camouflage, keen sense of smell, cat-like agility, a rats power to give people diseases, or the amphibian power to live on land and in water as well as a fish‘s ability to breath underwater,heck I would also be able to commuincate to animals/plants too, heck you can give me the animal shape shifting abilities of the Animorphs or even the ones of the Bloody Roar characters).
  
• The powers of Masked Rider, the powers of the Mystic Knights or the Beetleborgs (heck, give me the power rangers powers too as well as their zords)
  
• Telekenesis/Pyrokenesis (the telekinesis of the blue/gold beetle Borg)
  
• The powers of the following Marvel superheroes: Spiderman, Thor, Hulk , Ghost Rider, Daredevil, Any Fantastic Four member, the following X Men characters: Beast, Cyclops, Storm, Rogue, Night Crawler. Captain America. (I would also be able to have super villain powers too like symbiote powers of Venom and Carnage, or even Magneto‘s amazing magnetic powers as well as the powers of Galactus)
  
• The powers of the following D.C superheroes: Green Lantern any Teen Titans member (especially Cyborg, Raven, Beast Boy or Starfire) or The Flash . (It would be pretty rad having the powers of some of the D.C villains too like Mr Freeze’s ice powers or Manbat’s powers).
  
• Transformer abilities: Mainly a motorcycle, air plane, boat/battle ship, spaceship (flying saucer or ufo would do nicely), or a cool car like Elvis’s cadilac, a ratfink style hot rod, The Ecto-1 from Ghostbusters, The Blues Mobile or even a limo (in my “robot mode” I would resemble Roboborg)
  
• The powers that the character of Mohinder Suresh from Heroes has. Also Skylar's shapeshifting or hiro's time travel powers.
  
• The power to bring art to life.
  
• The powers of the Drawn Together character Wooldor Sockbat.
  
• Growing/shrinking powers, also the melt powers of Meltman from Action League.
  Invisiblity.
  
• The power to turn into a dog like Tim Allen in the Shaggy Dog.
  
• The powers of the following monsters: Vampire, Frankenstein/Bride Of Frankenstein, Mummy, Swamp thing, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Ghost (Danny Phantom style), Mr Hyde, super smart non b movie zombie, the Michael Jackson ghoul from Ghosts, Pirates Of The Carribean skeleton/fish person, Slimer, Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Terminator (all modes), all those demons that the girl from the Primal video game can turn into, RoboCop, Grinch (Jim Carrey version), Tim Burton movie creature, Ben Willis, Chucky, Bigfoot/Yeti/Sasquatch, that shadow thing from Lost, any monster from mythology and folklore, lycanthrope/chubbanthrope of choice , and they would be monster morph powers like the ones used by Robin in Muppet Monster Adventure (meaning I would be able to turn into those monsters too Too in exact the same Robin the frog does in the game).
  
• The Force and The Schwartz (both sides of them).
  
• Psychic powers like Raven from That’s So Raven.
  
• The Looney Tunes-like ability to defy the laws of phsyics.
  
• The ability to change my enemies into stone or chrystal just by staring at them ala Medusa.
  
• The ability to bring any object to life.
  
• The ability to mutate myself (e.g give myself gorilla arms, a lion's mane, bat wings or koala paws)
  
• The ability to manifest myself onto anything I see ala how Flabber can make himself appear on different objects in Beetleborgs.
  
• Lazer vision, heat vision, x ray vision.
  
• The ability to multiply myself into thousands or more.
  
• Teleportation

• the ability to cause any natural disaster.
  
• The ability to command all electrical and all non electrical appliances.
  
• The powers of the nicktoon character Johnny Test.
  
• Inspect Gadget’s abilities.
  
• The powers of the main character from Juliet Jekyll and Hariet Hyde (she can turn into a furry yeti-like thing).
  
• The amazing healing powers of Grigory Rasputin (plus his lich abilities from the movie Anastasia)
  
• Danny Phantom’s ghost powers.
  
• The powers of the following Heavy Metal characters: Den,Taarma, Captain Stern.
  
• Super bat-like sonar.
  
• Camouflage.
  
• The powers of Bart’s alter ego Stretch Dude.
  
• The powers of the following Mortal Kombat characters: Subzero, Shang Tsung, Scorpion, Nitra, Reptile.
  
• Fire breath, Ice breath or electric breath.
  
• Possession.
  
• Mind control.
  
• Robotic limbs!
  
• The ability to become a claymation version of myself, a Simpsons version of myself, and various other animated versions of myself (including anime style as well as become flat at will like the hero from the book Flat Stanley).

New Millitary Koalas stuff

Good news fans! We've got some great new Millitary Koalas stuff. First off, we would like to thank all the fans who entered the Design A Fortress contest. There were so many good ones it was hard to decide which one we liked best. The one we really liked the most was done by Master Of Oz's highly intelligent brother Kevin who is a nuclear phsyicist. Also, a new issue of the Millitary Koalas Database magazine out this month, in this issue you'll find out all about the gadgets and weapons Clark creates for the team, you'll also learn secrets about the team (e.g Madonna's favourite alcholic beverages, Blondie's list of boys she has a crush on, and Elvis's favourite foods), there's also a new action packed comic where the team travels to the old west and meets their wild west counterparts the Cowpoke Koalas. There's also an episode guide, contests, and more. Plus, there's an exclusive scoop on an action packed new episode guest starring Evil Dead star Bruce Campbell. There's a free pack of trading cards with every issue. And fi you're lucky enough to find the extra, impossibly rare shiny golden Madonna card you may be in for the chance to win a Mega Console game system with a great assortment of games including the Millitary Koalas games.

Millitary Koalas: Merchandise news

There are more than one set of Millitary Koalas action figures, there's the regular set, then there's Battle Action, then there's Down Under Thunder, then there's the Stealth Mission set and finally the This Is Sparta set. There's an exclusive set released just for the movie.





There's also a new booster set of trading cards called Ultimate Battle. This special set of Millitary Koalas trading cards are holographic and have each of the characer's battle stats on them as well as a picture of that koala in their battle armour.





Also available is a special set of cards from the Millitary Koalas movie. These ones glow-in-the dark and have information about each one of the koalas on them.

The Millitary Koalas movie soundtrack is also now available in stores. And this is what the tracklist is:

1. Millitary Koalas theme - Metallica.


2. Don't Stop Believing- Journey.


3. It's A Warzone - Daddy and the Dorks (my dad's old band).


4. Everybody Wants To Rule The World- Tears For Fears.


5. Bat Out Of Hell- Meat Loaf.


6. Bodies- Drowning Pool.


7. Iron Man- Black Sabbath.


8. Mortal Kombat theme.


9. Rock Me Amadeus- Falco.
10. Duty Calls- Satan's Knights (that's a band me and my brother are members of).
11. Destroy Him- Daddy and the Dorks
12. School's Out- Alice Cooper.
13. Number Of The Beast- Iron Maiden.

And

14. I'm A Living Nightmare- Tim Curry (bonus song)

We also have a new Millitary Koalas game out, it's a fighting game called All For One, One For All and it's for a game console called the Mega Console. The Mega Console is our most successful sucessful invention it's the ultimate gaming system, it can play all formats of video games even pc cd rooms and nintendo cartridges. It looks like a cross between a PS3 and an Xbox. We've got quite a lot of good games for it. This Millitary Koalas game has incredibly realistic graphics and fully destructible 3d enviroments, also included is an extenstive character selection of characters from the tv series and from the movie- Morlock the dropbear is an unlockable character. Andria's character is already selectable. Each koala has their own special moves (e.g Sidney has his Gump Smash slam, Cher has her magic spell move) and Andria's character has two rather hillarious moves one is where she throws exploding beer kegs, and the other is where she uses her sonic belch.

Eucalyptus

This is the koala we model the Millitary Koalas on. She is a ty beanie buddy and her name is Eucalpytus. The character of the Blondie koala is essentially based on her. You see, she is absolutely boy crazy and a bit of a ditz just like the Blondie koala from the show.



This is her in her classic pose.

Teenage WereElvis other characters

You've already meet the Presley family in Teenage WereElvis, now meet some of their friends.

• Lesslie

A classmate of and also a level 18 WereElvis and the female counterpart to my character. She's very intelligent, beautiful, stylish and spunky. She has a very beautiful voice, when she sings everyone around her joins in. Much like my character she is a WereElvis, not only that she possessess the beauty and grace of a real princess. She also knows a variety of martial arts and is very brave and heroic.

• Cassie

Bubba Presley's human girlfriend, she is similar to Belle from Beauty And The Beast. Cassie is smart, sensible and sophisticated. She also loves to read, sing and dance. Jasie's brother Spike has his her on his mind and wants her to be his- the "relationship" between Cassie and Spike is a lot like the one between Belle and Gaston in Beauty And The Beast. Cassie believes that Bubba would never ever hurt anyone.

• Jackie

My character's best friend. He is a wacky, goofy class clown with a great sense of humour. He and Billy are only ones who knows that the Presley family are WereElvises.

• Billy

My character's other best friend. A smart, laid back techno geek with a great amount of knowledge. He and Jackie are the only ones who know of their friend Jasie's secret.

• Cassandra

Lisa Marie's rival. Cassandra is a rich, spoiled heiress with an attitude as bad as her dress sense.

• Amber and Rachelle.

Lisa Marie's two best friends. Amber is into sports and Rachelle is into art. Amber is the smart one while Rachelle is the ditz.

• Leo

Lisa Marie's love interest, an extremely handsome guy with a great personality. He resembles actor Johnny Depp and is similar to a young Marlon Brando. Leo doesn't mind that Lisa Marie is a WereElvis, in fact he kind of likes it.

• Princess Andria

A beautiful princess who comes from a Disney style fairy tale world. She has red hair, brown eyes and a greenish blue dress. She wears a tiara and is a composite of quite a few Disney princessess mainly Jasmin, Belle, Ariel and Cinderella.

• Prince Alvin

A handsome prince who comes from a Disney style fairy tale world, he is Princess Andria's love interest, he is also a WereElvis. Prince Alvin is a very heroic prince. He wears a gold nobleman's outfit and is a composite of a few Disney heroes include Edward from Enchanted, Hercules, Phoebus and Prince Eric.

Chinstar merchandise

We've got quite some Chinstar brand merchandise, all of it is very good.












Toys: Action Figures

• Chinstar
• Mandy (Chinstar's girlfriend)
• Quick Change Chinstar (changes from Sam Leno to Chinstar)
• Mega Morph Chinstar (changes from human form to Wereleno form and back)
• Jay Leno
• Dark Chinstar.
• Nightmare Jay (Jay's evil alternate universe twin).
• Little Jay (Chinstar's sidekick)
• Spark Plug (a fellow crime fighter)
• Iron Chin (my character, also a Wereleno like Chinstar)
• Gold Scarab (another crime fighter, sort of like Spiderman)
• Arthur (Chinstar's faithful robot companion)
• Quick Change Iron Chin (my character, changes from Jet Rainhart to Iron Chin)
• Mega Morph Iron Chin (my character, changes from human to wereleno form)

Toys: Vehicles and playsets

• Chincycle.
• Superhero HQ playset.
• Weekly Wonder Magazine HQ Playset.
• Gold Scarab's Insect Cruiser.
• Spark Plug's Electromobile.
• Burbank city playset.
• Iron Chin's Chincycle (gold).
• Tonight Show playset.
• Jay Leno's garage.
• Harvey Davidson motorcyle (Jay Leno's).
• Battle Zone.

Video games:

• Hero Rising.
• Battle For Freedom.
• Destiny Calls.

Comics, books and graphic novels:

• Superhero factfiles.
• Chinstar: Origin (the origin of where our hero got his powers)
• Face Off (the issue where Chinstar fights Gaston from Beauty And The Beast)
• Chinstar: Tales Of Valor (graphic novel series).
• Twin Trouble.
• Meet Iron Chin.
• Hero Journal.
• Future Shock.
• Wereleno Attack (features a reccuring enemy, Zack the wereleno)
• Trapped In the Nightmare Realm.
• Chinstar Meets The Crimson Chin.

New dvd releases

We've got some great new dvd releases of some of our works and they are:

The Complete Nitwits Series

Genre: Comedy.

Rated: LOL.

Plot: The award winning Nitwits movies are zany comedies about three dumb guys like The Three Stooges. In Nitwits 1, The Nitwits join a local country club owned by the aristocratic Lord Fancypants, the aristocrats daughter is captured by a mysterious criminal mastermind and it's up to the nitwits to solve the case, in Nitwits 2 our dimwitted friends join the army and are sent to deliver a very important message to General Annoying and finally in Nitwits 3, The nitwits are spies and are on a secret mission.

Fantastic Portal

Genre: Fantasy.

Rated: PG.

Plot: This fantastic fantasy adventure is the story of a far away kingdom located in a magical place called Babalasia, it features Joshua Loius Belushi as the voice of a young prince named Elroy who goes on an epic quest. Also included in the voice cast is Tyrone The Terrible as the voice of Darklord Simon of the shadow realm (modelled on American Idol judge Simon Cowell), a powerful evil overlord with a variety of dark supernatural powers. State of the art animation is used in this film. Me and my brother voice to wacky koalas called Kevin and Ken (Kevin is a blue koala and Ken is a red one). It also has quite a few transformation scenes in it- shapeshifting is one of Darklord Simon's powers in the film, and he does pull off a great One Winged Angel act where he turns into a panther with black dragon-like wings and ram's horns. Tyrone The Terrible wrote the villain songs for his character.

Leno

Genre: Musical/Biopic.

Rated: G.

Plot: It's the awe inspiring story of Tonight Show host Jay Leno, starring me as Jay (and also as Beyondo, Iron Jay, Evil Jay, Billy Tuttle and Mr Brain) and also featuring various people who are friends of ours. Amright alumni Red Ant, Chucky G, Agrimorfree, EmiLoca, Jason, Annie Are You Okay and Andria make cameo appearances in it.

Cartoonatics

Genre: Live action/animation hybrid.

Rated: G.

Plot: This hillarious comedy features my brother as a cartoonist who winds up in a cartoon city of his own creation, features a variety of cartoon characters we've created and also has cameo appearances by Basil Brush and a cartoon version of our own plush rat Ratty.

About my friends

Today i'm tellin you all about my friends and family.

Something you should know about Tyrone The Terrible:

• He is of Latin descent.
• His full name is Tyrone Lacramosa.
• He is a supervillain.
• His song speciality is villain songs.
• His idols are Vincent Price, Peter Lorre and Tim Curry.
• He loves horror movies.
• He has his own evil lair.
• His favourite colour is blood red.
• He has a pet snake named after Jafar from Aladdin.
• He has numerous friends in the evil buisness.
• He plays the role of Baron Von Terrible the owner/founder of the Academy For Disney Villains in my Animal House series.
• He knows and has met more than a few Disney villains.
• He has his own Audrey II plant in the backyard.

Somethings you should know about Sam Leno/Chinstar:

• He is a superhero.
• He is the nephew of Jay Leno.
• His song speciality is superhero songs.
• He is a skilled martial artist.
• He is a fan of superhero comics.
• He is a great comedian.
• He is very potlite.

Somethings you should know about Werejoshpeckprince

• His full name is Joshua Loius Belushi.
• He is related to late comic John Belushi.
• He is the newest member of our cast.
• He is a member of TVTropes (he loves it there).
• He is a former badguy.
• He is a skilled actor, martial artist, writer and comedian.

Facts about my brother:

• His full name is Daniel "Dr Critic" Forester.
• He has robotic limbs.
• He is a skilled detective.
• He is the owner of the animation company we work in.
• He is a master of voice impersonations.

Master Of Oz facts:

• His name comes from the Yu-Gi-Oh monster of the same name.
• His full name is Matthias D. Ozmodius, or just Oz to his friends.
• His favourite animal is the koala.
• He is the genius behind the popular animated series Millitary Koalas.

Superpowers

My brother and I were asked what superpowers would we have if had them at one time.

The electric ferret site has a great selection of superpowers to choose for your own superhero character. My choice for a superpower would be shapeshifting- in particular, I would like to be able to turn into any male Disney character, I would use my power to annoy people or mess with their heads. My brother tells me that his ideal superpower would be super speed.

DETECTION POWERS

• Environmental Awareness
• Hyper-Senses
• X-Ray Vision
• Radar
• Sonar
• Thermal Vision
  

BIO CONTROL POWERS

• Decay
• Emotion Control
  
• Mind Control
• Healing
  
• Bio Vampire
• Induced Sleep
  
• Beast Master
  
• Paralysis
  
• Necromancer
• Commander
  
• Polymorph
  

DEFENSE POWERS

• Armor Skin
  
• Body Armor
• Force Field
• Reflection
  
• Resistances
• Immunity
• Mental Defense

ENERGY POWERS

• Cold
  
• Electricity
• Fire
  
• Radiation
  
• Magnetism
  
• Sonics
  
• Vibration
  
• Gravity
• Eldrich Blast
  

FIGHTING POWERS

• Berserker
  
• Martial Supremacy
• Natural Weaponry
• Weapons Creation
• Damage Shield
• Self Duplication
• Energy Absorption
• Kinetic Absorption
• Terrain Familiarity
• Photographic Reflexes
• Counter-Attack
  

MENTAL POWERS

• Communicate with Animals
  
• Communicate with Cybernetics
  
• Communicate with Plants
  
• Danger Sense
• Lucky
  
• Iron Will
  
• Mind Blast
• Telekinesis
• Telepathy
  
• Psychic Vampire
  
• Illusion Creation
  

PHYSICAL POWERS

• Toxic Touch
  
• Super Speed
  
• Pheremones
• Regeneration
  
• Animal Transformation
  
• Blending
  
• Energy Sheath
  
• Energy Body
  
• Invisibility
• Elongation
  
• Phasing
  

SKILLS

• Archer (Base Cost: 20)
  
• Sword Master (Base Cost: 20)
  
• Marksman (Base Cost: 20)
  
• Martial Arts (Base Cost: 20)
  
• Acrobat (Base Cost: 20)
  
• Thrown Objects (Base Cost: 20)
  
• Tactician (Base Cost: 20)
  
• Force of Will (Base Cost: 20)
  
• Closed Mind (Base Cost: 20)
  
• Detective (Base Cost: 20)
  

TRAVEL POWERS

• Energy Wave Surfing
  
• Running
• Digging
• Leaping
  
• Spider Climb
  
• Flight
  
• Teleportation
  

EQUIPMENT

• Slicing Attack Weapon
  
• Thrusting Attack Weapon
  
• Bashing Attack Weapon
  
• Projectile Attack Weapon
• Concussive Attack Weapon
  
• Mechanized Armor
  
• Vehicle
  

MATTER CONTROL POWERS

• Matter Animation
  
• Weather Control
• Disintegration
• Web Creation
• Tractor Beam
  
• Earth Quake
  
• Spellcraft
• Smoke Screen