The Gaston Superfans

There's a forum I visited regularly and that one forum is called Bittersweet and Strange, it's dedicated to Beauty And The Beast. There are several different kinds of fans that occupy there, fans of Belle are called Bellarians, fans of Beast are called Beasties, fans of Cogsworth are called Coggsies, Lumiere fans are called Lumies, and the most infamous are the fans of Gaston which are called Gastonians. I myself am a Gastonian, probably the most Gastonish gastonian around. I am Gastonian #342. A Gastonian's love for Gaston is contageous, once you've got it there's no turning back. We're like one big epidemic, sort of like a virus from one of those zombie movies but we don't turn people into brain-eating zombies like in Return Of The Living Dead.

Me and my friends have started our secret society of Gastonians, if you wish to join you're more than welcome to but you have to follow the gastonian code.

• It is illegal to say anything bad about Gaston.
  





• It is now illegal to say no to Gaston in anyway.
  
  


• It is now illegal to humilate Gaston in public.
  




• For females: It is now illegal to read when in the presence of Gaston.
  
  
  


• Valentine's Day shall now be named Everyone Loves Gaston Day. Where you are to worship him like if he was a god.
  
  
  
  





• For males: It is now illegal to say that you are better than him.
  
  
  
  





• It is illegal to make him look bad in anyway.
  
  
  
  





• From here on, boasting is now a state sport.
  
  
  
  





• The Gaston song will take the place of Happy Birthday as the birthday song.
  
  
  
  





• It is now illegal to make any wisecracks or really bad jokes about him and that includes making an insulting version of the Gaston song.
  
  
  
  





• A portrait or poster of Gaston should be hung-up on every wall.
  
  
  
  





• Everybody must have a Gaston shrine in their room.
  
  
  
  





• All Gaston Fan Club meetings and other matters at hand are to be held in the rec room also known as the Fortress Of Gastonitude.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  





• No Beasties (Beast fans) are allowed in the secret society Gastonians.
  
  
  
  





• To join the secret society of Gastonians, you must become a Gastonian yourself. To do this you must get bitten by one, after doing so you will undergo a painful American Werewolf In London style transformation. Just kiding, lol.
  
  
  
  





• Once you become a Gastonian, there is no turnin back once you're a Gastonian the only transformation options available are into Gaston himself, his super modes (such as Big wolfish werewolf Gaston, vampire Gaston and Beastman Gaston) or a hybrid of both yourself and him. All of this is optional.
  
  
  
  





• Never make Gaston mad.
  
  
  
  





• The town shall be renamed Gastonopolis.
  
  
  
  





• The most important rule of the secret society of Gastonians is that you must never mention it to any non Gastonian.
  
  
  
  





• Sucking up to Gaston is required.
  
  
  
  





• Obey all the other rules.
  
  
  
  Gastonishness is contageous. Looks like i've already been bitten by the Gaston bug. You know what they say....once bitten, twice shy ("Once Bitten, you will feel no pain boy, once bitten, singing in the rain boy...lightning starts, oh oh, hearts will be mine forever, gonna be mine forever, you won't feel the pain boy. you see the light, and hear the thunder, I need your touch it's a spell you put me under, been known to know you, gonna be mine forever and I aint lyin!"). From the looks of it I really am starting to become Gastonian- very gastonian indeed.

You see, us gastonians are a very unique breed. We are not like other fans of Beauty And The Beast. While most fans we know prefer the big hairy Beast, we like Gaston. When Belle fell for the beast, most people were like "Aaaw, isn't that sweet?'", we on the other hand were like "Big deal she fell in love with a big dumb hairy animal, so what?". We're different than the Bellerarians, Beasties, Cogsies, and Lumies- we're unique. We're the ones people never notice until it's too late. We're kind of like vampires except we don't evaporate when the sun hits us or turn into bats to make a quick getaway.

We call this our homage to Bruce Campbell, the image is of me as Gaston but with a difference. The right hand has been replaced by a chainsaw, a homage to the classic scene in Evil Dead 2 where Ash's left hand becomes possessed and he fights it and then cuts it off with a chainsaw- he then uses said chainsaw to fill in the spot of that stump where his left hand used to be. I also added a few scars on the face there, including an L shaped scar on his chin like the one Bruce himself has. Groovy.