Bad dinner signs

You know you're having a terrible dinnertime when...

1. There's a John Belushi lookalike sitting in between you and your best friend who wants to do their impersonation of a zit.
2. A food fight breaks out in the middle of it.
3. The guy sitting next to you is a vampire and wants you for dessert.
4. The guys who invited you over are cannibals.
5. When someone plays the song...."I eat cannibal".
6. The guy sitting next to your best friend pigs out on the turkey and never leaves a piece of it for anyone else like John Goodman in that throwaway gag from an episode of Family Guy ("I told you, when I'm finished you can have what's left")
7. Haggis or escargo and frogs legs are on the menu.
8. When the dad gets overly drunk and lands face flat in the coleslaw.
9. When the dog eats the last piece of chicken.
10. When your best friend farts and everyone evacuates the room.
11. When everyone starts shouting their names at eachother ala Rocky Horror picture show.
12. When the family pet shows up and leaves their muddy pawprints all over the table.
13. When they serve leftovers for a maincourse.
14. There's a furry Jack Black monster sitting next to your best friend and is eating everything.
15. The waitress at the restraunt turns out to be a guy who can't cook very well and is extremely clumsy.
16. the chairs always break whenever the person next to you sits down ala Shallow Hal.
17. The Ghost of John Belushi shows up.
18. When they serve food that's been left to rot for over a week.
19. When all sorts of chaos starts happening in which the guy hosting the party starts to belt out a pop song in the voice of the singer who sings it and everyone joins in ala BeetleJuice.