Our top ten favourite Freddy kills:
- Johnny Depp's character gets eaten by a bed, bed sprays a geyser of blood.
- Fitness girl gets turned into a cockroach, gets trapped in a roach motel and gets squished.
- Nerdy Dungeons and Dragons kid gets stabbed in the heart.
- Playboy dude Joey drowns in water. "How's this for a wet dream?"
- One of the girls gets her face slammed into the tv.
- Comic book reader kid gets sliced in half.
- Gamer kid gets sucked into the game and destroyed by Freddy.
- Asmatic kid gets her face sucked dry.
- Junkie girl gets injected with a drug by Freddy and she dies.
- Various kids including Rick are turned into humanhead meatballs and put on a pizza, Freddy then digs his claw into rick and eats him.
Our top ten favourite Freddy wisecracks:
- "I don't believe in fairy tales kid".
- "No pain, no gain".
- "Let's get high"
- "How's this for a wet dream?"
- "Wanna suck face?"
- "If the food don't kill ya, the service will"
- "Welcome to prime time, b***h"
- "You can check in, but you can't check out".
- "Welcome to wonderland, Alice".
- "I wanna draw some blood".
We've got a few other favourites too but these are the ones we like best.
Suprisingly Robert Englund is a lot different than Freddy is. He's actually quite a calm person. He looks pretty good without his freddy makeup on too.
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