Today's post is concerning the Kingdom Hearts games. Me and my brother love the Kingdom Hearts games because it mixes Final Fantasy with Disney movies. I mean you've got Goofy and Donald Duck as Sora's team mates and you get cool new abilities depending on which keyblade you choose. It's got a plethora of villains too include Ansen and the big bad boss of the Final Fantasy world Sepiroth. It's got almost EVERY Disney villain in it including Hades and Jafar, in Kingdom Hearts 2 one of the main bad guys is Pete (he's a fat, cat-like villain and the ORIGINAL Disney bad guy) but the one villain they never include is the best one of them all, of course I'm talking about Gaston from Beauty And The Beast- how can you have a Beauty And The Beast realm without Gaston as the boss character? I mean you've got Belle as one of the princessess of heart (even though she's not technically a princess) and the Beast as one of your companions. We liked Xaldin and his kickass ability to turn into a mechanical dragon-like being but we think Gaston would have made a better video game boss. He's the best Disney bad guy there is, he's awesome, so awesome in fact that he's become an internet meme. There was a running gag in an episode of Disney's House Of Mouse cartoon series where he shows up and boasts...."No one (does whatever the other character is doing or talking about) like Gaston!". I think it would be very good if they included Gaston in the next Kingdom Hearts game-I also think it would be kind of cool if you could recruit him as an ally after you defeat him. Gaston is the Bruce Campbell of disney villains, he even looks like him.
I think it would also be neat if they included a level based on Basil The Great Mouse Detective, and have Ratigan as the boss for that level. Although it wouldn't be easy finding someone to provide Ratigan's voice for the game because the actor who voiced him in the film (the great horror legend Vincent Price) is no longer with us, but i'm sure maybe Tim Curry or Maurice LaMarche could do it. Maurice LaMarche could do a great Ratigan. After all, he is the voice of Brain in Pinky And The Brain (Pinky: So Brain, what are we going to do tonight? Brain: The same thing we do everynight Pinky, try to take over the world.) If neither one of those two guys are avaliable, our good friend Tyrone The Terrible would more than happy to do it. He's been voicing most of the male villain voices in our cartoons for a while now (in our live action Animal House series he plays the role of the owner and principal of the Baron Von Terrible Academy For Disney Villains which is a school for the relatives of famous Disney villains, all the teachers in this school happen to be famous Disney villains
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