Saturday, 9 May 2009

A Villains Life: All About Tyrone

We're going to tell you about our friend Tyrone The Terrible.


Fun Evil Facts About Him:
  • His full name is Tyrone Lucius DeSoto.
  • He is a professional supervillain.
  • He is also a songwriter/singer.
  • He lives up in a big, gothic looking fortress with a big T on it.
  • His song speciality is villain songs.
  • He has supernatural powers such as mind control and the ability to turn into a big, powerful scary monster.
  • His hair is black with red streaks.
  • He has a very impressive voice.
  • His trademarks include his wicked laugh and twisted sense of humour.
  • His costume is similar to Jafar's one from Aladdin except with Maleficent style horns and black, scaly clawed gloves.
  • His monster form is considered to be so scary that anyone who catches a glimpse of it dies of fright. It's a rather Tim Burtonesque monstrosity.

Favourite actors of his:

  • Peter Lorre
  • Vincent Price
  • Tim Curry
  • Jack Nicholson
  • Christopher Lee.
  • Jeff Goldblum.
  • Robert Englund.
  • Gary Oldman.
  • Christopher Walken.
  • Malcolm McDowell.

Favourite bands:

  • Kiss
  • Iron Maiden.
  • Black Sabbath
  • Alice Cooper
  • Lordi
  • Metallica.
  • Zoltaire.
  • Warren Zevon.
  • Meatloaf
  • David Bowie.

Favourite songwriter:

  • Jim Steinmen.

Favourite movie directors:

  • John Landis
  • Tim Burton.
  • Tom Holloland.
  • David Cronenberg
  • John Carpenter.
  • Joe Dante.
  • Wes Craven.
  • Neil Carter.
  • Rigley Scott.
  • George Lucas.

Favourite colours:

  • Black
  • Purple
  • Grinch green.
  • Blood red.

Favourite movie genres:

  • Fantasy
  • Sci fi
  • Horror.
  • Animation.

Favourite Disney villains:

  • Professor Ratigan.
  • Scar
  • Hades
  • Jafar
  • Gaston
  • Sid Phillips
  • Frollo.
  • Ratcliffe.
  • Shan Yu
  • Yzma
  • Ursula
  • Pete.
  • Maleficent.

Favourite non Disney animated movie villains:

  • Drake (The Pebble And The Penguin)
  • Hexxus (Ferngully)
  • Ruber (Quest For Camelot)
  • Rasputin (Anastasia)
  • Steele (Balto)

Favourite tv cartoon villains:

  • Lawrence Limburger (Biker Mice From Mars)
  • T- Ray (Tiger Sharks)
  • Shredder (Ninja Turtles)
  • David Xanatos (Gargoyles)
  • Fat Cat (Rescue Rangers)
  • Sideshow Bob (The Simpsons)

Favourite Batman villains:

  • Two Face
  • Joker.
  • Riddler.
  • Manbat
  • Scarecrow.
  • Penguin.
  • Ventriliquist.

Favourite authors:

  • Stephen King.
  • R.L Stine.

Favourite song:

  • Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears For Fears (it's his ringtone and the song his doorbell plays whenever someone rings it, he also uses it as an answering machine message song).

Favourite Spiderman villains:

  • Green Goblin
  • Hob Goblin
  • Mysterio.
  • Venom
  • Carnage
  • Man-Spider.
  • Chameleon.
  • Sandman.

Favourite musicals:

  • Phantom Of The Opera
  • Little Shop Of Horrors
  • Sweeney Todd
  • Evil Dead: The Musical.

Favourite video game villains:

  • Chairman Drek (Ratchet and Clank)
  • Sepiroth (Final Fantasy 7)
  • Cortex (Crash Bandicoot series)
  • The Sorceress (Spyro: Year Of The Dragon)
  • Robotnik (Sonic The Hedgehog)

Books he's written:

  • A Day In The Life Of An Evil Genius (his autobiography)
  • How To Be A Villain (a humourous how to book)

Evil toys he's invented:

  • Monstrosibeanies (monstrous beanie babies that seem cute but are actually rather scary)
  • Custom Made Voodoo Dolls (can be made to look like the person you hate the most)
  • Doomsday Device construction kit.
  • Villaintrix (A Ben 10 style watch that allows the user to become 10 different Disney villains there are two of them the first has ten male villains on it and the second one is for girls and has 10 female villains on it, the ones on the main one are Ratigan, Scar, Gaston, Hades, Shan Yu, Shere Kahn, John Silver, Judge Doom, Pete, Jafar, and Chernabog, the ones on the one with the female villains on them are Ursula, Cruella De Vil, Yzma, Madam Mim, The Wicked Queen, Maleficent, Narissa, Zira, Madam Medusa and Cassa De Spell).

All of those above mentioned toys are available in toy stores and can also be found at yard sales and second hand stores. A word of caution to those who want to use the Villaintrix, once you've selected a Disney villain/villainess to turn into and you've turned into them, you can only stay in that form for 10 minutes then the watch times out afterwards- the reason why this is to prevent the personality of the villain/villainess from taking over you. So you have to be careful where you do it. Don't turn into Hades when you're in the frozen food section of the supermarket- Hades hates the cold. You can use it to have fun though. If you use it, please remember to use it for evil purposes as the Villaintrix watches are the evil counterparts of the working Omnitrix watches me and my brother have.

2 comments:

  1. Tyrone sounds like a pretty cool dude!

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  2. That's because he IS. He's like the ultimate villain. He even has his own minions and an evil army.

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