We find the show Desperate Housewives to be extremely boring at times. So we decided to jazz it up a little. We decides to make a halloween episode that pays homage to The Shining, The Exorcist, Nightmare On Elm Street and various other horror films. Also includes a few characters from my Animal House series there too such as Darkness the demon (who gets his name from Darkness from the movie Legend) and Bloodhound the vampire. Please don't laugh or say that we're crazy. We hope to make this into an animation sometime. If we can find the time.
We start with a flashback sequence- a brilliant inventor/handsome boyfriend to one of the babes is working on a potion that will make him irrrestible to women- he tries various ingredients until he finds the right ingredient- a rare spice called Black Jack Essence, he pours it into the potion bottle, drinks it and then slowly becomes insane and demented and Jack Black-like in characteristics and personality, he jumps behind the desk and slowly begins to change into Jack Black and causes random havoc in the streets.
That's the story on how he got cursed into turning into Jack Black at tense moments.
On to the episode
It's a really late night, he and is girlfriend are out on a date- in a complete parody of the transformation in American Werewolf in London- he suddenly transforms into a Jack Black under the light of the full moon in front of his girlfriend and causes random havoc which scares her and she runs away into the woods. She wakes up in the middle of the night to discover it was a just horrible nightmare, she cries.....then her boyfriend comes in and says....."There there, it's all right! It was only a nightmare!" but then he slowly changes into Jack Black again and then says...."Oh no it wasn't!" , she runs into the kitchen and he chases after her like in the shining, he gets out an axe, hacks down the door and goes...."Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!" one of the other guys shows up- but then rips his face right off like Adam and Barbara in BeetleJuice to reveal a hideously disfigured creature with glowing eyes, horns, vampire teeth, and bat eyes and grey skin. Then David's character BloodHound from my animal house story shows up- turns into a big demonic bat-like thing and kills everyone except the guy who is Jack Black and the monster, after BloodHound kills them- he eats them up and spits out their internal organs. The girl wakes up to discover it's a nightmare again but this time is greeted by her boyfriend who says to her....."I think he's starting to suspect something." , she asks..."Who?" , her boyfriend's face slowly changes into Jack Black's face as he comes out of the shadows and replies in his Jack Black voice...."Your boyfriend!", she runs into the bedroom and sees a 16 year old girl who has been possessed by Darkness from my animal house story, the 16 year old girl's head starts spining 360 degrees, she speaks in a really deep sinister voice and in latin too, and she throws up projectile vomit on the girlfriend. The girlfriend looks in the mirror and screams because she is slowly starting to change into a furry Jack Black monster. Then out of nowhere- BeetleJuice, Spawn, Jack Skellington, The Ghost of John Belushi, a maniac with a chainsaw for an arm, an evil car that crushes people who get in it's way, a satanic possessed beanie baby bear, an undead guy who drinks the souls out of his enemies for a living, a demented sicko with huge metal claws for hands, an evil necromancer who can turn things to slime, Darth Vader, the headless horseman, Lord Farquaad's ghost, and the ghost of a knight who brutally killed himself in an attempt to rescue his princess, a horrrible cross between a bat and a person, a pirahna man, a Tim Burton-esque demon, and some evil werebelushi with glowing eyes and fire breath appear and cause random havoc. She wakes up to discover it was just a nightmare- she screams for the fourth time- her boyfriend comes in and says..."Don't be scared, it was just a dream, everything's gonna be fine." he then slowly changes into Jack Black and says sinisterly in his Jack Black voice...."Or is it?" then laughs manically. David's character BloodHound then writes THE END in blood on the walls, and then a ferocious WereJackBlack leaps out and howls at the moon before scratching a large hole in the ground. David's character then smiles evilly and we see his sharp vampire teeth and evil glowing eyes as we fade to black and then the end credits show up with Meatloaf performing the end song: BAT OUT OF HELL. And that's what happens in this episode.
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