The Curse Of The Evil Script

Me and my brother are very superstitious sometimes. We believe in all sorts of superstition. We are into curses, voodoo and all that supernatural stuff but there's one that freaks the hell out of us. The one we are refering to is the curse of the Atuk script. The story of Atuk is about an eskimo who dreams of going to the city. Sounds innocent enough but there's something much more sinister to it than meets the eye. The first person to fall victim to the curse of this script was John Belushi of Animal House fame, he was in the process of rehearsing the part of the lead role when he died of a drug overdose at the age of 33, the second victim was Sam Kinniston who almost got around to being in it but freaked out and locked himself inside his trailer- he later died in a car crash. the third victim of this curse was John Candy (he had no idea that it was cursed when he recieved a copy of the script)- who was in the process of reading it when he died. Chris Farley was the fourth victim of this curse- he was in the proccess of reading it or something- then he died of a drug overdose at the age of 33 much like his hero John Belushi. The fifth and last victim of this curse was Phil Hartman who was to co star in the film with Farley, he later got shot BY HIS OWN WIFE. Since then the script has been locked away safely in the vault of Hollywood still open there for anybody stupid enough to want to be in the movie. I for one would hate it if Jack Black or John Goodman were to fall victim to that curse.

And they you have it, the story of the Atuk curse.