The Gaston Superfans

There's a forum I visited regularly and that one forum is called Bittersweet and Strange, it's dedicated to Beauty And The Beast. There are several different kinds of fans that occupy there, fans of Belle are called Bellarians, fans of Beast are called Beasties, fans of Cogsworth are called Coggsies, Lumiere fans are called Lumies, and the most infamous are the fans of Gaston which are called Gastonians. I myself am a Gastonian, probably the most Gastonish gastonian around. I am Gastonian #342. A Gastonian's love for Gaston is contageous, once you've got it there's no turning back. We're like one big epidemic, sort of like a virus from one of those zombie movies but we don't turn people into brain-eating zombies like in Return Of The Living Dead.

Me and my friends have started our secret society of Gastonians, if you wish to join you're more than welcome to but you have to follow the gastonian code.

• It is illegal to say anything bad about Gaston.
  





• It is now illegal to say no to Gaston in anyway.
  
  


• It is now illegal to humilate Gaston in public.
  




• For females: It is now illegal to read when in the presence of Gaston.
  
  
  


• Valentine's Day shall now be named Everyone Loves Gaston Day. Where you are to worship him like if he was a god.
  
  
  
  





• For males: It is now illegal to say that you are better than him.
  
  
  
  





• It is illegal to make him look bad in anyway.
  
  
  
  





• From here on, boasting is now a state sport.
  
  
  
  





• The Gaston song will take the place of Happy Birthday as the birthday song.
  
  
  
  





• It is now illegal to make any wisecracks or really bad jokes about him and that includes making an insulting version of the Gaston song.
  
  
  
  





• A portrait or poster of Gaston should be hung-up on every wall.
  
  
  
  





• Everybody must have a Gaston shrine in their room.
  
  
  
  





• All Gaston Fan Club meetings and other matters at hand are to be held in the rec room also known as the Fortress Of Gastonitude.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  





• No Beasties (Beast fans) are allowed in the secret society Gastonians.
  
  
  
  





• To join the secret society of Gastonians, you must become a Gastonian yourself. To do this you must get bitten by one, after doing so you will undergo a painful American Werewolf In London style transformation. Just kiding, lol.
  
  
  
  





• Once you become a Gastonian, there is no turnin back once you're a Gastonian the only transformation options available are into Gaston himself, his super modes (such as Big wolfish werewolf Gaston, vampire Gaston and Beastman Gaston) or a hybrid of both yourself and him. All of this is optional.
  
  
  
  





• Never make Gaston mad.
  
  
  
  





• The town shall be renamed Gastonopolis.
  
  
  
  





• The most important rule of the secret society of Gastonians is that you must never mention it to any non Gastonian.
  
  
  
  





• Sucking up to Gaston is required.
  
  
  
  





• Obey all the other rules.
  
  
  
  Gastonishness is contageous. Looks like i've already been bitten by the Gaston bug. You know what they say....once bitten, twice shy ("Once Bitten, you will feel no pain boy, once bitten, singing in the rain boy...lightning starts, oh oh, hearts will be mine forever, gonna be mine forever, you won't feel the pain boy. you see the light, and hear the thunder, I need your touch it's a spell you put me under, been known to know you, gonna be mine forever and I aint lyin!"). From the looks of it I really am starting to become Gastonian- very gastonian indeed.

You see, us gastonians are a very unique breed. We are not like other fans of Beauty And The Beast. While most fans we know prefer the big hairy Beast, we like Gaston. When Belle fell for the beast, most people were like "Aaaw, isn't that sweet?'", we on the other hand were like "Big deal she fell in love with a big dumb hairy animal, so what?". We're different than the Bellerarians, Beasties, Cogsies, and Lumies- we're unique. We're the ones people never notice until it's too late. We're kind of like vampires except we don't evaporate when the sun hits us or turn into bats to make a quick getaway.

We call this our homage to Bruce Campbell, the image is of me as Gaston but with a difference. The right hand has been replaced by a chainsaw, a homage to the classic scene in Evil Dead 2 where Ash's left hand becomes possessed and he fights it and then cuts it off with a chainsaw- he then uses said chainsaw to fill in the spot of that stump where his left hand used to be. I also added a few scars on the face there, including an L shaped scar on his chin like the one Bruce himself has. Groovy.

Sizzling hot Gaston pics

We've got some sizzling hot photomanips of me as Gaston. There are so many of them that we couldn't decide on which ones to use. So here's just a few of our best ones.

To start off things off we have this one. I call it Working Up A Sweat.

This is called Gastonian Beauty and it pays homage to the famous bed of roses scene from American Beauty.

This is titled Cooling Off, it's a homage to that famous water scene from Flashdance.

This is our Splash homage titled Fish Out Of Water.

Gastonian Lessons

We present to you, lessons on how to be a Gastonian courtesy of our friends at bittersweet and strange.

• #1: Never say something bad about Gaston when he’s in the room.
• #1a: If you do say something bad about him, make sure none of his fans are around (they are such telltales!).
• #2: When speaking to Gaston, use words of two syllables or less.
• #3: Praise Gaston every other sentence.
• #4: Do not talk about yourself at all when you are speaking to him.
• #5: Show much interest in his hunting stories.
• #6: Do whatever he tells you to do, without asking.
• #7: If you are a woman, drool incessantly over him in his presence:
• #8: If you are a woman, don’t read, but massage his feet.
• #9: Don’t confuse him.
• #10: Never mention you are better in something than Gaston (not even reading).
• #11: Ask him to lift something heavy, flex his muscles or even if you can feel his muscles.
• 12. If you HAVE to turn down his proposal, figure out a way to do it that does not publicly humiliate him.
• 13. If you do follow Gaston around, make sure you have a mirror handy so that he can always keep himself as the perfect paragon he is.
• 14. Ask him how he keeps himself so devastingly handsome and what his daily regimen is to stay in such a flawless and gorgeous but very manly shape.
• 15. Be prepared to listen attentively to him as he rambles on and on incessantly about himself.
• 16. Should you get bored as he's talking about himself, never let him see that.
• 17. Never make Gaston angry. If you do, duck or get out of the way quickly !
• 18. Never disagree with him on anything.
• 19. If you are his rival for a girl's affections, DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON HIM!
• 20. If your birthday is close, keep in mind the one present he might remember to give you is a portrait_ of himself.
• 21. Like Death, Gaston should never be challenged to a game of chess. It might be dangerous for your health.
• 22. Help keep up Gaston's self esteem by telling him how gorgeous he looks... and stand him next to Lefou to accentuate this point!
• 23. Whenever he's down in the dumps, cheer him up with a rousing rendition of the Gaston song.
• 24. Never ever challenge him to a wrestling match, you will be sorry if you do.25. Never ever refer to him as vain, arrogant, or boastful. And never ever sing the song You're So Vain when in his presence (don't even think about it, and don't even consider humming it).
• 26. If you get the chance, ask him for an autograph.
• 27. Never ever say no to him.
• 28. Praise him at all times.
• 29. Never say there's anyone better than him.
• 30. Look up to him at all times and idolise him.
• 31. If you are the one person who can tolerate him for more than 10 seconds, you should hold on to him like grim death (which is not too far off btw)

Much Ado About Gastonians

There's a forum I visited regularly and that one forum is called Bittersweet and Strange, it's dedicated to Beauty And The Beast. There are several different kinds of fans that occupy there, fans of Belle are called Bellarians, fans of Beast are called Beasties, fans of Cogsworth are called Coggsies, Lumiere fans are called Lumies, and the most infamous are the fans of Gaston which are called Gastonians. I myself am a Gastonian, probably the most Gastonish gastonian around. I am Gastonian #342. A Gastonian's love for Gaston is contageous, once you've got it there's no turning back. We're like one big epidemic, sort of like a virus from one of those zombie movies but we don't turn people into brain-eating zombies like in Return Of The Living Dead.

Me and my friends have started our secret society of Gastonians, if you wish to join you're more than welcome to but you have to follow the gastonian code.

• It is illegal to say anything bad about Gaston.
  



• It is now illegal to say no to Gaston in anyway.
  



• It is now illegal to humilate Gaston in public.
  



• For females: It is now illegal to read when in the presence of Gaston.
  Valentine's Day shall now be named Everyone Loves Gaston Day. Where you are to worship him like if he was a god.
  



• For males: It is now illegal to say that you are better than him.
  



• It is illegal to make him look bad in anyway.
  



• From here on, boasting is now a state sport.
  



• The Gaston song will take the place of Happy Birthday as the birthday song.
  



• It is now illegal to make any wisecracks or really bad jokes about him and that includes making an insulting version of the Gaston song.
  



• A portrait or poster of Gaston should be hung-up on every wall.
  



• Everybody must have a Gaston shrine in their room.
  



• All Gaston Fan Club meetings and other matters at hand are to be held in the rec room also known as the Fortress Of Gastonitude.
  

• No Beasties (Beast fans) are allowed in the secret society Gastonians.
  



• To join the secret society of Gastonians, you must become a Gastonian yourself. To do this you must get bitten by one, after doing so you will undergo a painful American Werewolf In London style transformation.
  



• Once you become a Gastonian, there is no turnin back once you're a Gastonian the only transformation options available are into Gaston himself, his super modes (such as Big wolfish werewolf Gaston, vampire Gaston and Beastman Gaston) or a hybrid of both yourself and him.
  



• Never make Gaston mad.
  



• The town shall be renamed Gastonopolis.
  



• The most important rule of the secret society of Gastonians is that you must never mention it to any non Gastonian.
  



• Sucking up to Gaston is required.
  



• Obey all the other rules.

Gastonishness is contageous. Looks like i've already been bitten by the Gaston bug. You know what they say....once bitten, twice shy ("Once Bitten, you will feel no pain boy, once bitten, singing in the rain boy...lightning starts, oh oh, hearts will be mine forever, gonna be mine forever, you won't feel the pain boy. you see the light, and hear the thunder, I need your touch it's a spell you put me under, been known to know you, gonna be mine forever and I aint lyin!"). From the looks of it I really am starting to become Gastonian- very gastonian indeed.

PS: If you're wondering what song those lyrics are from, it's from a song titled Once Bitten it's by a band named 3-Speed, and it was from an 80's vampire flick starring a young Jim Carrey-the film itself was called Once Bitten. The lyrics are almost imposible to find.

This is a photomanip I did for one of my comics it's called the Gastonian. I dedicate to Trudi Rose. A Gastonian's love for Gaston is contageous, you see....us Gastonians are like vampires... except we that don't drink human blood, turn into bats or evapourate into dust if we get hit by sunlight.