Jeff Goldblum's watching you- a song parody

There's an internet meme involving Jeff Goldblum (of The Fly and Jurassic Park fame) where there's a big poster of him or something like that with the words...Jeff Goldblum is watching you (insert verb here).

Well this song parody is all about that meme.

Jeff's watching

I tell ya,

Jeff's watching

Jeff's watching you

Are you just an average person?

With an average life

Do you work from nine to five?

Hey, hell, do you pay the price?

Is all you want is to be left alone

In your average home

But do you always feel

Like you're in the twilight zone
Do you always feel like

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

And do you want your privacy?

Whooooa-oh-oh(Do you always feel like)

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

Do you think it's a weird thing?

When you come home at night

Do you bolt the door real tight?

Do people call you on the phone?

You're trying to avoid.

Can people on TV see you?

Or are you just paranoid?
When you're in the shower

Are you afraid to wash your hair?

'Cause you might open your eyes

And find someone standing there

Do people say you're crazy?

Just a little touched

Or is it that showers remind youOf Psycho too much

Is that it?

Do you always feel like

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

And do you want your privacy?

Whooooa-oh-oh

(Do you always feel like)

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

Is Jeff playing tricks on you?

[Instrumental Interlude]

(Jeff's watching you)

Are you not sure anymore?

Do you know why Jeff's watching you?

(Jeff's watching)

Well, why is Jeff Goldblum watching?

(Jeff's watching)

Do you feel you're not safe anymore?

Oh, this doesn't look good at all.

I wonder what Jeff's up to now

(Jeff)

Is he the fly on the wall?

Do you always feel like

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

And do you want your privacy?

Whooooa-oh-oh

(Do you always feel like)

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

Is Jeff playing tricks on you?

Do you always feel like

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

And do you want your privacy?

Whooooa-oh-oh

(Do you always feel like)

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

Do you think it's a weird thing?
Do you always feel like

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

And do you want your privacy?

Whooooa-oh-oh

(Do you always feel like)

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

Is Jeff playing tricks on you?

Well last time we checked, Jeff Goldblum wasn't watching us. Anyway we like Jeff Goldblum, he's one of my brothers favourite actors. People say i'm a lot like his character from The Fly. Jeff provided the voice of Falco in the Millitary Koalas movie. In case you were wondering which one Falco is - he's the one with the power to shapeshift.

People say i'm a lot like Seth Brundle from the 1986 remake of The Fly. And this photomanip of me here really does prove it.

Most of it is true, I am kind of like Seth Brundle except I haven't been turned into a giant human/fly hybrid creature- my brother was turned into a Brundlefly clone once though. Me and my brother invented a telepod just like the one that was in the film. My brother tested it out because he wanted to recreate the experiment from the film- the good news is that the telepod works- the bad news is that he got turned into a Brundlefly clone and stayed like that for over a week. I managed to get him back to normal eventually.

Speaking of Brundlefly, Mohinder Suresh from Heroes seems to have quite a lot of similarities to him.

A Monster Halloween

Halloween is our favourite holiday. We always have really spectacular halloween parties, with pyrotechnics and everything. Our friend Tyrone The Terrible happens to be superb at throwing halloween parties as well- he usually hosts them in some really scary places. He held one in an actual haunted house last year. John Landis showed up as a guest to our halloween bash last year. Me and my brother love testing out our Monster Morpher machine, which is a special machine that gives you the powers of any monster you choose, there is a wide selection of monsters and the cool thing is that you can actually morph INTO the monster you've chosen. Do not worry, the transformations are painless, instanteous, and there's no transformation trauma involved- and the Brundlefly morph isn't too bad either. Tyrone The Terrible happens to love Halloween as well, he has his own monster morpher device as well as a watch that can turn him into one of 10 Disney villains.

The machine has a wide selection of monsters to choose from. What you are about to see are two lists, one is the list of main monster forms and the other is a list of additional monster forms.

Main monster forms:

• Teen wolf/Big wolf on campus style werewolf
  

• Vampire
  

• Wocka Wocka Werebear.
  

• Frankensteinian thing.
  

• Zombie/Deadite.
  

• Demon
  

• Tim Burtonesque creature.
  

• Brundlefly.
  

• Swamp monster.
  

• Muck monster.
  

• Evil Ash.
  

• Ash (Evil Dead movies)
  

• Grim Reaper.
  

• Terminator
  

• Robocop
  

• Freddy Krueger
  

• Jason Voorhees
  

• Chucky (Child's Play series)
  

• Chestbuster alien
  

• Grinch (Jim Carrey version)
  

• The Mask
  

• Cat creature
  

• Human/reptile hybrid
  

• Human/fish hybrid
  

• King Kong
  

• Godzilla
  

• The following Star Wars alien species: Gungan, Wookie, Hutt, Toydarian, Ronto, Bothan, and Ewok.
  

• Yeti
  

• Sasquatch
  

• Dragon

Additional monster forms:

• Werebelushi family members: Werebelushi, werejackblack, werejosh (as in Josh Peck), and werehurley (Jorge Garcia of Lost fame).
  
• Wereleno.
  
• Chumsley the werejohncandy
  
• Ghost
  
• Undead Elvis.
  
• Man-Bat (from the Batman comics and animated series)
  
• Gargoyle
  
• Sulley (Monsters Inc)
  
• Ghoul Friend (this one is based on Andria, it's kind of like the Corpse Bride)
  
• The following World Of Warcraft species: Elf, Pandaren, Orc, Tauren, Troll.
  
• Loch Ness Monster

• Genie

• Phasm (magical ghost, kind of like Flabber from Beetleborgs)
  
• Beast (X-Men)

• Venom (Spiderman)

• Carnage (also from Spiderman)
  
• Igor

• Shrek

• Super Ghoul (Michael Jackson's Ghosts)

Now the monster morpher device is available in stores, it's sort of a wrist watch shaped like a skull. You can also get the Disney villain omnitrix watch that Tyrone The Terrible has- there are two of them- one is black and red and has 10 male disney villains on it and one is purple and has 10 Disney villainessess on it.