Jeff Goldblum's watching you- a song parody

There's an internet meme involving Jeff Goldblum (of The Fly and Jurassic Park fame) where there's a big poster of him or something like that with the words...Jeff Goldblum is watching you (insert verb here).

Well this song parody is all about that meme.

Jeff's watching

I tell ya,

Jeff's watching

Jeff's watching you

Are you just an average person?

With an average life

Do you work from nine to five?

Hey, hell, do you pay the price?

Is all you want is to be left alone

In your average home

But do you always feel

Like you're in the twilight zone
Do you always feel like

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

And do you want your privacy?

Whooooa-oh-oh(Do you always feel like)

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

Do you think it's a weird thing?

When you come home at night

Do you bolt the door real tight?

Do people call you on the phone?

You're trying to avoid.

Can people on TV see you?

Or are you just paranoid?
When you're in the shower

Are you afraid to wash your hair?

'Cause you might open your eyes

And find someone standing there

Do people say you're crazy?

Just a little touched

Or is it that showers remind youOf Psycho too much

Is that it?

Do you always feel like

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

And do you want your privacy?

Whooooa-oh-oh

(Do you always feel like)

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

Is Jeff playing tricks on you?

[Instrumental Interlude]

(Jeff's watching you)

Are you not sure anymore?

Do you know why Jeff's watching you?

(Jeff's watching)

Well, why is Jeff Goldblum watching?

(Jeff's watching)

Do you feel you're not safe anymore?

Oh, this doesn't look good at all.

I wonder what Jeff's up to now

(Jeff)

Is he the fly on the wall?

Do you always feel like

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

And do you want your privacy?

Whooooa-oh-oh

(Do you always feel like)

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

Is Jeff playing tricks on you?

Do you always feel like

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

And do you want your privacy?

Whooooa-oh-oh

(Do you always feel like)

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

Do you think it's a weird thing?
Do you always feel like

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

And do you want your privacy?

Whooooa-oh-oh

(Do you always feel like)

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

Is Jeff playing tricks on you?

Well last time we checked, Jeff Goldblum wasn't watching us. Anyway we like Jeff Goldblum, he's one of my brothers favourite actors. People say i'm a lot like his character from The Fly. Jeff provided the voice of Falco in the Millitary Koalas movie. In case you were wondering which one Falco is - he's the one with the power to shapeshift.

People say i'm a lot like Seth Brundle from the 1986 remake of The Fly. And this photomanip of me here really does prove it.

Most of it is true, I am kind of like Seth Brundle except I haven't been turned into a giant human/fly hybrid creature- my brother was turned into a Brundlefly clone once though. Me and my brother invented a telepod just like the one that was in the film. My brother tested it out because he wanted to recreate the experiment from the film- the good news is that the telepod works- the bad news is that he got turned into a Brundlefly clone and stayed like that for over a week. I managed to get him back to normal eventually.

Speaking of Brundlefly, Mohinder Suresh from Heroes seems to have quite a lot of similarities to him.