
This one is called Anna Nicole- queen of the deadites.

This one is dedicated to the memory of Heath Ledger and is titled Why So Serious. It's an evil clown-like koala named Smiles. Smiles is one of the reccuring villains in Millitary Koalas. He's based on Heath Ledger's Joker and also a little bit on Pennywise from Stephen King's horror novel It.

This one is called The Darkside Of Comedy. This is what Captain Comedy's dark side is like. Most of the time he's a pretty friendly guy- but around Christmas he's a real grinch.
It started on December 21st 2004. Darwin "Captain Comedy" Chance was getting the house ready for the annual christmas party which he hosts every year. He was sure he was going to win the award for best decorations like he did several years ago. However, something got in the way and that was his annoying next door neighbour Phil Holiday. Phil Holiday ALWAYS got on his nerves, but this time he went too far. When the contest commitee gave the award for Best Decorations to Phil and he got the grand prize tropy instead of him....he couldn't believe it. He was absolutely mad with jealousy that Phil won the contest and got the trophy that HE had been longing for all this time, so much so that he went green with envy- quite literally. Green fur started sprouting all over him, his canine teeth became vamprish fangs, his eyebrows became rather bushy, his eyes glowed an eerie yellow, his finger and toenails became razor sharp claws, his ears became pointed, his hair grew long and wild, and his nose had turned black. He had become what we call a weregrinch. He resembled Jim Carrey's grinch quite a bit He went to his neighbours house and decided to wreak as much havoc as possible. He destroyed literally almost everything. When Phil Holiday got back from doing the xmas shopping that evening, he was shocked to see what had happened to his house- the tree looked rather mangled, the decorations were all half broken, and the whole place was a mess. Phil went to inspect the kitchen to see if anything had been harmed in there when he heard a sinister sounding voice coo..."Hello there Phil." He looked around to see where the voice was coming from, but there was no there- so he carried onward to the kitchen. The sinister voice kept echoing through the hallway. When Phil got to the kitchen, he heard that sinister voice again- this time it was saying..."That trophy should have been mine, but you took it from me." He turned around and saw a shadowy grinch-like figure behind him- it was Darwin. And what happened to Phil you ask? Well after Darwin got through with him he had to stay in hospital for several weeks. There was a report on the news the next day, the news anchor said that it was another rogue grinch sighting, the police however were clueless and blaimed it on troublesome teenagers. When Darwin was asked if he had a hand in this he shrugged his shoulders and said..."I don't know about that." The bottom line: Don't get him jealous around christmas time, you wouldn't like him when hes jealous.
We call this one Evil Ace- Ace Ventura's evil clone/dopelganger. We thought of this idea for a third Ace Ventura film and it involves Ace doing battle with his evil dopelganger. Who knows, we might get around to making it sometime. If Jim Carrey isn't available we'll just get our good friend Captain Comedy- he is pretty damm close to the real thing (he even looks like him). We included him in our Ace Ventura/Evil Dead crossover fanfic we wrote once.

Is that Tazmin in the Werekitty photomanip, or is that a picture of my little sister Arielle when she was in middle school? She looks like me but has straight dark hair rather than curly red hair like mine.
ReplyDeleteOh believe me, that's Tazmin in the werekitty photomanip. She has the most evil cheshire cat smile.
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