Here is a Villain Sucks song about Rennets of Slapstich Anarchy.
Mr Rennets is a cruel insensitive jerk.
His website is a web of lies..
He's evil and mean.
He has no heart or soul.
He'll make fun of anyone.
He'll ruin your life.
He's worse than TVTropes or Encylopedia Dramatica.
He's more ruthless than Hitler and dumber than Bush.
He makes Perez Hilton's blog look like a masterpiece
He is a prick and a meanie and he should rot in hell.
Nobody gives a damm about what he thinks.
He makes up nasty rumours about you..
Then makes you the butt of his jokes..
He makes Seltzer And Friedberg look like geniuses..
He has no sense of style..
He has no sex appeal..
He has no heart or soul..
He's mean, he's bitter, cruel, evil and nasty.
He is the nastiest man on the web..
He makes Simon Cowell seem polite by comparision.
Don't go on his site or he'll rip you to shreds...
He's a villain and he sucks...
So that is why i am singing this villain sucks song about him..
He's a villain and he sucks..
He's a villain and he sucks..
Which is why i'm singing this song about him.
Friday, 29 January 2010
BB2K
You know at first I didn't get the movie Blues Brothers 2000.
Now I fully understand the movie in general. I may have made a few exxadurations about the movie.
I know that John Candy passed away - he died of a heart attack in his sleep on March 4th 1994 on the set of his last film Wagon's East. Hench why his name is mentioned in the "Dedicated To" bit that came up during the opening credits.
I also know that Cab Calloway died as well so that's why he's mentioned in the "Dedicated To" bit during the opening credits.
I'm not entirely sure about Jake's death though, while it may seem possible that he may have died of a drug overdose like his actor - I really don't think that it may have been the cause - i suspect something else must have happened. I know that Belushi is mentioned in the "Dedicated To" bit at the opening credit.
If Dan Akyroyd was to die - which I hope doesn't happen - he's doing quite well despite being around nearly the same age as Jay Leno - i'm not sure what Elwood's death would probably be caused by. If Elwood was to die, then there would be no more blues brothers - period. He's one of the only surviving members of the band.
Now I like Mighty Mack - for the main part he is an okay character - he's a good substitute for Jake.
The vooodoo queen Mousette did indeed turn the russian guys into mice as well as turning the band into zombies. Probably why her name is Mousette.
Now I know that the Bluesmobile is super and has a remote control and is able to survive through practically anything - the town flooded thus the bluesmobile converted to a submarine mode when it went underwater.
The kid was an orphan, I know that one. He was a very good addition to the band mind you.
I didn't find Dan's performance to be wooden in the movie at all, Dan is and always will be the best Elwood. I know in the original that Jake is the one that does all the talking while Elwood is the one who does all the driving. Elwood did give a pretty damm good speech though. I respect Dan as an actor, i like almost anything with him in it including Nothing But Trouble which is very underrated and certainly a LOT better than those so called movies Seltzer and Friedberg spew up. I also loved Earth VS The Spider which I thought was very cool and quite similar to The Fly - and had quite a few similiarities including the main character slowly mutating into a giant human/insect (or in this case arachnid) hybrid.
I quite enjoyed the music especially Aretha Franklin's song R.E.S.P.E.CT and James Brown's (r.i.p) number during the end credits. Funky Nassau was pretty infectious too.
I read about an early draft of the script that had John Belushi's younger brother Jim as a character named Zee Blues. Jim Belushi had to pull out during to scheluding conflict probably to do with his television show According To Jim (which i'm suprised is still running)
Now I fully understand the movie in general. I may have made a few exxadurations about the movie.
I know that John Candy passed away - he died of a heart attack in his sleep on March 4th 1994 on the set of his last film Wagon's East. Hench why his name is mentioned in the "Dedicated To" bit that came up during the opening credits.
I also know that Cab Calloway died as well so that's why he's mentioned in the "Dedicated To" bit during the opening credits.
I'm not entirely sure about Jake's death though, while it may seem possible that he may have died of a drug overdose like his actor - I really don't think that it may have been the cause - i suspect something else must have happened. I know that Belushi is mentioned in the "Dedicated To" bit at the opening credit.
If Dan Akyroyd was to die - which I hope doesn't happen - he's doing quite well despite being around nearly the same age as Jay Leno - i'm not sure what Elwood's death would probably be caused by. If Elwood was to die, then there would be no more blues brothers - period. He's one of the only surviving members of the band.
Now I like Mighty Mack - for the main part he is an okay character - he's a good substitute for Jake.
The vooodoo queen Mousette did indeed turn the russian guys into mice as well as turning the band into zombies. Probably why her name is Mousette.
Now I know that the Bluesmobile is super and has a remote control and is able to survive through practically anything - the town flooded thus the bluesmobile converted to a submarine mode when it went underwater.
The kid was an orphan, I know that one. He was a very good addition to the band mind you.
I didn't find Dan's performance to be wooden in the movie at all, Dan is and always will be the best Elwood. I know in the original that Jake is the one that does all the talking while Elwood is the one who does all the driving. Elwood did give a pretty damm good speech though. I respect Dan as an actor, i like almost anything with him in it including Nothing But Trouble which is very underrated and certainly a LOT better than those so called movies Seltzer and Friedberg spew up. I also loved Earth VS The Spider which I thought was very cool and quite similar to The Fly - and had quite a few similiarities including the main character slowly mutating into a giant human/insect (or in this case arachnid) hybrid.
I quite enjoyed the music especially Aretha Franklin's song R.E.S.P.E.CT and James Brown's (r.i.p) number during the end credits. Funky Nassau was pretty infectious too.
I read about an early draft of the script that had John Belushi's younger brother Jim as a character named Zee Blues. Jim Belushi had to pull out during to scheluding conflict probably to do with his television show According To Jim (which i'm suprised is still running)
Full moon friend
Hello boys and girls. Chumsley here. You know it is a full moon tonight. And you know that means? That means that you might possibly get a visit from me or one of my relatives - perhaps Cassie might visit you. And if you are a werejohncandy yourself then you might possibly experience your first transformation tonight. Our friend Dr M is already becoming more and more like a real werejohncandy - he seems to be enjoying it a whole lot.
And Andria was right about that werejohncandy with the red mane - she's nothing but trouble. She's doing really horrible things. She's twice as evil as my evil counterpart Boris. There is something seriously scary about her, especially that evil laugh of hers - no werejohncandy i know has a laugh like that.
She tricked me into hugging her by using a voice manipulation spell to sound like a lonely 8 year old girl.
She plans on taking over Happy Valley.
But don't you worry - i'll put a stop to her evil plan once and for all. And luckily Dr M and his brother are also helping out - the werejohncandy council member known as Lance has given him a napsack containing various useful quest items including weapons and several werejc tf items.
Luckily I know of one thing that never fails to calm down a werejohncandy gone bad and that is the Happy WereJohnCandy Cubby Buddy Song. It's a super happy tune that is irreistably infectious and catchy - it's also a magic song and can make even the most grumpiest werejohncandy happy again - it also works in turning a bad werejohncandy good.
If you have ever seen the tv show Chumsley's Clubhouse then you'll know the lyrics to this super happy ditty by heart. If not then you'll find them as one of the bonus prizes in boxes of Chumsley's Choco Hearts Cereal - also comes with a cute little toy of me which roars happily when you squeeze his tummy.
There's also a happy dance to do, the steps are very easy to do.
Remember to leave a big old bowl of Yum Yum Cookies out for any werejohncandies that might stop by.
And Andria was right about that werejohncandy with the red mane - she's nothing but trouble. She's doing really horrible things. She's twice as evil as my evil counterpart Boris. There is something seriously scary about her, especially that evil laugh of hers - no werejohncandy i know has a laugh like that.
She tricked me into hugging her by using a voice manipulation spell to sound like a lonely 8 year old girl.
She plans on taking over Happy Valley.
But don't you worry - i'll put a stop to her evil plan once and for all. And luckily Dr M and his brother are also helping out - the werejohncandy council member known as Lance has given him a napsack containing various useful quest items including weapons and several werejc tf items.
Luckily I know of one thing that never fails to calm down a werejohncandy gone bad and that is the Happy WereJohnCandy Cubby Buddy Song. It's a super happy tune that is irreistably infectious and catchy - it's also a magic song and can make even the most grumpiest werejohncandy happy again - it also works in turning a bad werejohncandy good.
If you have ever seen the tv show Chumsley's Clubhouse then you'll know the lyrics to this super happy ditty by heart. If not then you'll find them as one of the bonus prizes in boxes of Chumsley's Choco Hearts Cereal - also comes with a cute little toy of me which roars happily when you squeeze his tummy.
There's also a happy dance to do, the steps are very easy to do.
Remember to leave a big old bowl of Yum Yum Cookies out for any werejohncandies that might stop by.
Thursday, 28 January 2010
Airdna On The Loose part 2
Here's part 2.
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Where we last left off the evil Airdna had hatched her plan to take over Happy Valley - she entered the realm, tricked Chumsley into hugging her so that she would become a werejohncandy and now is continuning on her evil plan.
My brother and I were playing the Happy Valley Tales adventure game when we got a distress message from Chumsley and Cassie.
"What's the problem?" I asked.
"It's Airdna! She's invading our happy home. Even worse news is that she's also now a werejohncandy and she's doing all sorts of horrible things. We need your help!" Cassie explained.
"You and my brother must find a way to access a portal to our realm so that you can help us save it from Airdna and her goons." Chumsley informed us.
"Okay then. Bro, activate the super mega computer and get out that cd rom of Happy Valley Tales." I instructed.
"You've got it bro." My brother replied, smiling.
My brother activated the super mega computer and got out the Happy Valley Tales cd rom game, he then inserted it into the disc drive.
"Good. Now click on Load Game. When you've done that, select Book 1." I instructed.
My brother clicked on Load Game and selected Book 1.
"Now all that there is to do now is click on the Activate Portal button to transport both of us into the game." I told him.
My brother clicked on the Activate Portal button and a swirling vortex appeared in the middle of the screen - my brother and I jumped into the vortex and got transported into the game.
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"It worked bro! We're in the game!" I exclaimed.
"Do not fear werejohncandies of Happy Valley - we are here to save you all." My brother assured them.
"Hurray! Thank goodness you're here." Cassie cheered. "Airdna's been up to no good."
"You called us just in time then." My brother added.
"Well if you're going to help us defeat Airdna and her goons - you're going to need these." Werejohncandy council member Lance explained.
"What are those?" I asked.
"A napsack containing various items needed for heroic deeds like battling evil, it's got a selection of weapons, a couple of potions, an ancient book of wisdom and superpower moves containing the elements of Awesome and Cuteness, a lucky charm, a map and several other useful items." He replied.
"Nice." I complimented.
My brother and I put the napsacks on our backs and got out our weapons..
"Cool! I got the Sword Of Virtue!" I exclaimed.
"I have the Glove Of Valour!" My brother exclaimed. "It's the most powerful hand weapon in the game."
"Hey look! There's some werejohncandy transformation items here. There's a Heart Stone, a box of Yum Yum Cookies, a lucky medalion, and even an essence of Cute vial." I observed.
"Cool. But I don't know how we're going to fit in here. We're human right now, how are we going to turn ourselves into werejohncandies?" My brother inquired.
"Leave that to me. I've baked two different sets of Yum Yum Cookies. The first are chocolate chip and the second is oatmeal raisin - both are extremely sweet and are strong enough to give any human who eats them a strong werejc transformation." Cassie explained.
"Sweet." I cooed.
"Yeah they are. But just make sure that you and your brother share them." She told us.
So we followed Cassie and Chumsley to Airdna's evil fortress.
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"The door seems to be locked or something. I can't get it open." My brother said.
"Leave this to me. Hmm there seems to be some sort of picture or sign on the door - it is of a werejohncandy handprint." I told him. "I know just the move to take this door down."
I then stood in front of the door, held my hands out and focused..
My hands started to change, brownish fur sprouting on my palms as my fingernails grew into long black claws while my hands reshaped and became plump John Candy-like werejohncandy hands.
I then knocked the door down with a powerful punching move.
"Good job bro." My brother complimented.
"Thanks." I said.
So my brother and I entered the inside of the fortress and got ready to take on Airdna and her goons..
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Where we last left off the evil Airdna had hatched her plan to take over Happy Valley - she entered the realm, tricked Chumsley into hugging her so that she would become a werejohncandy and now is continuning on her evil plan.
My brother and I were playing the Happy Valley Tales adventure game when we got a distress message from Chumsley and Cassie.
"What's the problem?" I asked.
"It's Airdna! She's invading our happy home. Even worse news is that she's also now a werejohncandy and she's doing all sorts of horrible things. We need your help!" Cassie explained.
"You and my brother must find a way to access a portal to our realm so that you can help us save it from Airdna and her goons." Chumsley informed us.
"Okay then. Bro, activate the super mega computer and get out that cd rom of Happy Valley Tales." I instructed.
"You've got it bro." My brother replied, smiling.
My brother activated the super mega computer and got out the Happy Valley Tales cd rom game, he then inserted it into the disc drive.
"Good. Now click on Load Game. When you've done that, select Book 1." I instructed.
My brother clicked on Load Game and selected Book 1.
"Now all that there is to do now is click on the Activate Portal button to transport both of us into the game." I told him.
My brother clicked on the Activate Portal button and a swirling vortex appeared in the middle of the screen - my brother and I jumped into the vortex and got transported into the game.
------
"It worked bro! We're in the game!" I exclaimed.
"Do not fear werejohncandies of Happy Valley - we are here to save you all." My brother assured them.
"Hurray! Thank goodness you're here." Cassie cheered. "Airdna's been up to no good."
"You called us just in time then." My brother added.
"Well if you're going to help us defeat Airdna and her goons - you're going to need these." Werejohncandy council member Lance explained.
"What are those?" I asked.
"A napsack containing various items needed for heroic deeds like battling evil, it's got a selection of weapons, a couple of potions, an ancient book of wisdom and superpower moves containing the elements of Awesome and Cuteness, a lucky charm, a map and several other useful items." He replied.
"Nice." I complimented.
My brother and I put the napsacks on our backs and got out our weapons..
"Cool! I got the Sword Of Virtue!" I exclaimed.
"I have the Glove Of Valour!" My brother exclaimed. "It's the most powerful hand weapon in the game."
"Hey look! There's some werejohncandy transformation items here. There's a Heart Stone, a box of Yum Yum Cookies, a lucky medalion, and even an essence of Cute vial." I observed.
"Cool. But I don't know how we're going to fit in here. We're human right now, how are we going to turn ourselves into werejohncandies?" My brother inquired.
"Leave that to me. I've baked two different sets of Yum Yum Cookies. The first are chocolate chip and the second is oatmeal raisin - both are extremely sweet and are strong enough to give any human who eats them a strong werejc transformation." Cassie explained.
"Sweet." I cooed.
"Yeah they are. But just make sure that you and your brother share them." She told us.
So we followed Cassie and Chumsley to Airdna's evil fortress.
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"The door seems to be locked or something. I can't get it open." My brother said.
"Leave this to me. Hmm there seems to be some sort of picture or sign on the door - it is of a werejohncandy handprint." I told him. "I know just the move to take this door down."
I then stood in front of the door, held my hands out and focused..
My hands started to change, brownish fur sprouting on my palms as my fingernails grew into long black claws while my hands reshaped and became plump John Candy-like werejohncandy hands.
I then knocked the door down with a powerful punching move.
"Good job bro." My brother complimented.
"Thanks." I said.
So my brother and I entered the inside of the fortress and got ready to take on Airdna and her goons..
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Airdna On The Loose part 1
Here is the first part of our 3 part fantasy story Airdna On The Loose.
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It was a hot bright sunny day, my brother and I were playing our favourite adventure game Happy Valley Tales.
"Looks like everything is fine and dandy." My brother said as he moved his game piece.
"Our werejohncandies are as happy as can be. Hey Chumsley how is it going down there?" I asked.
"Oh just fine, thanks for asking." Chumsley replied from across the other side of the board. "So far there's been absolutely NO sign of Mr Misery or his ilk and everything is peachy keen."
"Good. Keep up the good work guys." My brother told Chumsley.
"Will do." Chumsley said cheerfully.
"That's what I like to hear." I said.
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Meanwhile deep within the confines of the trailer park...that evil red headed, over the top diva Airdna was plotting her latest evil scheme..
"Ug! Get in here you big nincompoop!" She yelled.
"Coming your evilnessness." A voice replied.
Ug entered the room, Ug was a dimwitted greyish orc-like creature with big bat-like wings, scaly skin, ram-like horns, yellow eyes and blackish stripes on his stomach, shoulders, and tail.
"You yelled you evilnessness?" Ug inquired.
"Yes I did. As you know, my attempts at trying to ruin Nathan F's reputation have always ended up being foiled by that goody two shoes werejohncandy Chumsley and his family and friends including that so called girlfriend of his. But now I have thought of the perfect plan. I shall invade the Happy Valley realm. If you can't beat them, join them.." Airdna replied.
"That sounds like a good plan boss. But how are you going to do that?" Ug asked.
"Easy. Once i'm in there, i'll be transformed into one of them." She replied.
"Oh I see. Sounds like a most excellent plan." Ug stated.
Airdna got out her book of evil spells and recited a spell which opened up a portal to the Happy Valley realm..
She leaped into the portal and got transported to the Happy Valley...
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"Ah ha! Excellent. Now to make myself into one of these creatures. But how?" She thought. "I've got it!"
She then used her voice manipulation spell..
"I'm a sad, lost little girl. I have no friends and i need a hug." She cried, in her best little girl voice.
"Don't worry little girl. I'll hug you!" A cheerful John Candy-like voice exclaimed.
That voice was coming from none other than Chumsley, the happy go lucky werejohncandy.
"Here you go little girl. A nice big hug to make you feel better. Hug hug hug." Chumsley cooed as he gave her a hug.
"Ha ha! Fooled ya you big hairy oaf!" Airdna exclaimed as she chuckled evilly.
"Airdna! What are YOU doing here?' Chumsley shouted.
"Isn't it obvious? I've come here to invade this happy little valley." She retorted.
"Well i'm not going to let you!" Chumsley exclaimed. "You can't do that!"
"Oh yes I can!" She said with a sly look on her face.
She then sported an extremely creepy Cheshire cat grin that would give Jack Nicholson a run for his money.
She started to develop a warm feeling inside and suddenly became very hungry.. she knew that her transformation was going to take place..
Her shoes started to get increasingly tight as her feet started to grow larger from within them, her shoes burst at the seams to reveal that her feet had grown much larger, had sprouted brownish fur on them and had black clawed toenails.
Her hands started to change as brownish fur sprouted on her palms, her fingernails grew into long black claws as her hands grew larger and more like Chumsley's hands.
Her green blouse was beginning to get tight as her body began to expand to more John Candy-like proportions, the buttons struggled to stay on until they all popped off..
Her gold belt was begining to get tight as her belly started to grow, her belt burst off with a snap to make room for her growing tummy which had sprouted brownish fur..
Her blouse was getting tighter as she began to fatten and expand..
Then it ripped off her body to reveal her much larger frame and a large, round, furry tummy.
Her skirt was getting increasingly tight as her legs began to grow large and chunky and started developing brownish fur..
Then her skirt ripped to reveal her large, chunky, fur covered legs.
The last thing to change was her face as brownish fur started to sprout on it, her red hair stayed the same but grew longer and longer until it became a mane, her nose turned black, her eyebrows became bushy, her canine teeth grew into small fangs, her ears grew pointed, her eyes glowed an emerald greenish colour and her features morphed and become more like those of Cassie the female werejohncandy.
Her voice became more like Cassie's except a lot more evil sounding, when the transformation was completed- the now werejohncandyified Airdna roared..
"Raaaaaawr! Now this is power. A woman could get use to this." She exclaimed.
"You'll never get away with this plan of yours!" Chumsley shouted.
"Oh but I will...thanks for the hug. See ya later big boy, i've got some invading to do." She replied. Then she laughed evilly..."Muwahahaha!" and disappeared.
"Oh no. This is terrible. I better warn all the others about this!" Chumsley murmured.
Chumsley stood ontop of the hill and roared..
"Raaaaaawr!"
All the other werejohncandies stopped what they were doing and flocked to the top of the hills..
"What is it Chumsley? What's going on?" Cassie asked.
"I have bad news for you all. Airdna is on the loose, she plans on invading our happy home." He replied.
"That is terrible. What shall we do?" Terry asked.
"We must warn our friends about this threat including our good pal Dr M." Chumsley replied.
To be continued...
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It was a hot bright sunny day, my brother and I were playing our favourite adventure game Happy Valley Tales.
"Looks like everything is fine and dandy." My brother said as he moved his game piece.
"Our werejohncandies are as happy as can be. Hey Chumsley how is it going down there?" I asked.
"Oh just fine, thanks for asking." Chumsley replied from across the other side of the board. "So far there's been absolutely NO sign of Mr Misery or his ilk and everything is peachy keen."
"Good. Keep up the good work guys." My brother told Chumsley.
"Will do." Chumsley said cheerfully.
"That's what I like to hear." I said.
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Meanwhile deep within the confines of the trailer park...that evil red headed, over the top diva Airdna was plotting her latest evil scheme..
"Ug! Get in here you big nincompoop!" She yelled.
"Coming your evilnessness." A voice replied.
Ug entered the room, Ug was a dimwitted greyish orc-like creature with big bat-like wings, scaly skin, ram-like horns, yellow eyes and blackish stripes on his stomach, shoulders, and tail.
"You yelled you evilnessness?" Ug inquired.
"Yes I did. As you know, my attempts at trying to ruin Nathan F's reputation have always ended up being foiled by that goody two shoes werejohncandy Chumsley and his family and friends including that so called girlfriend of his. But now I have thought of the perfect plan. I shall invade the Happy Valley realm. If you can't beat them, join them.." Airdna replied.
"That sounds like a good plan boss. But how are you going to do that?" Ug asked.
"Easy. Once i'm in there, i'll be transformed into one of them." She replied.
"Oh I see. Sounds like a most excellent plan." Ug stated.
Airdna got out her book of evil spells and recited a spell which opened up a portal to the Happy Valley realm..
She leaped into the portal and got transported to the Happy Valley...
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"Ah ha! Excellent. Now to make myself into one of these creatures. But how?" She thought. "I've got it!"
She then used her voice manipulation spell..
"I'm a sad, lost little girl. I have no friends and i need a hug." She cried, in her best little girl voice.
"Don't worry little girl. I'll hug you!" A cheerful John Candy-like voice exclaimed.
That voice was coming from none other than Chumsley, the happy go lucky werejohncandy.
"Here you go little girl. A nice big hug to make you feel better. Hug hug hug." Chumsley cooed as he gave her a hug.
"Ha ha! Fooled ya you big hairy oaf!" Airdna exclaimed as she chuckled evilly.
"Airdna! What are YOU doing here?' Chumsley shouted.
"Isn't it obvious? I've come here to invade this happy little valley." She retorted.
"Well i'm not going to let you!" Chumsley exclaimed. "You can't do that!"
"Oh yes I can!" She said with a sly look on her face.
She then sported an extremely creepy Cheshire cat grin that would give Jack Nicholson a run for his money.
She started to develop a warm feeling inside and suddenly became very hungry.. she knew that her transformation was going to take place..
Her shoes started to get increasingly tight as her feet started to grow larger from within them, her shoes burst at the seams to reveal that her feet had grown much larger, had sprouted brownish fur on them and had black clawed toenails.
Her hands started to change as brownish fur sprouted on her palms, her fingernails grew into long black claws as her hands grew larger and more like Chumsley's hands.
Her green blouse was beginning to get tight as her body began to expand to more John Candy-like proportions, the buttons struggled to stay on until they all popped off..
Her gold belt was begining to get tight as her belly started to grow, her belt burst off with a snap to make room for her growing tummy which had sprouted brownish fur..
Her blouse was getting tighter as she began to fatten and expand..
Then it ripped off her body to reveal her much larger frame and a large, round, furry tummy.
Her skirt was getting increasingly tight as her legs began to grow large and chunky and started developing brownish fur..
Then her skirt ripped to reveal her large, chunky, fur covered legs.
The last thing to change was her face as brownish fur started to sprout on it, her red hair stayed the same but grew longer and longer until it became a mane, her nose turned black, her eyebrows became bushy, her canine teeth grew into small fangs, her ears grew pointed, her eyes glowed an emerald greenish colour and her features morphed and become more like those of Cassie the female werejohncandy.
Her voice became more like Cassie's except a lot more evil sounding, when the transformation was completed- the now werejohncandyified Airdna roared..
"Raaaaaawr! Now this is power. A woman could get use to this." She exclaimed.
"You'll never get away with this plan of yours!" Chumsley shouted.
"Oh but I will...thanks for the hug. See ya later big boy, i've got some invading to do." She replied. Then she laughed evilly..."Muwahahaha!" and disappeared.
"Oh no. This is terrible. I better warn all the others about this!" Chumsley murmured.
Chumsley stood ontop of the hill and roared..
"Raaaaaawr!"
All the other werejohncandies stopped what they were doing and flocked to the top of the hills..
"What is it Chumsley? What's going on?" Cassie asked.
"I have bad news for you all. Airdna is on the loose, she plans on invading our happy home." He replied.
"That is terrible. What shall we do?" Terry asked.
"We must warn our friends about this threat including our good pal Dr M." Chumsley replied.
To be continued...
Red alert
Attention all werejohncandies, this is not a drill. Andria's bizzaro evil counterpart Airdna has entered the Happy Valley realm - is now a werejohncandy and plans on invading the valley.
This is terrible. I hope she doesn't team up with the evil sorcerer Mr Misery and plan on using the power of his Staff Of Misery to turn Happy Valley into a sad, scary, depressing place called Gloomy Valley. I hope she doesn't use the same spell that Mr Misery used to make Chumsley turn into his weak not at all cuddly human form - because only the joy of children can fix that - and we'd have to visit the land of the lost children.
This is terrible. I hope she doesn't team up with the evil sorcerer Mr Misery and plan on using the power of his Staff Of Misery to turn Happy Valley into a sad, scary, depressing place called Gloomy Valley. I hope she doesn't use the same spell that Mr Misery used to make Chumsley turn into his weak not at all cuddly human form - because only the joy of children can fix that - and we'd have to visit the land of the lost children.
Werejohncandy tf
As i have stated in my previous post i am becoming and more like a real werejohncandy, and are starting to look more and more like Chumsley than my human self.
This werejc tf takes a lot longer than my previous werejohncandy transformations did. I guess it's because i've always been one deep down inside, and also to some extent i started fully transforming in late october of last year.
But i gotta admit, i like the way it is going.
Not many people will recognise me after my transformation is completed - but Andria will. Even though by then i'll probably be looking a lot like Chumsley and talking in John Candy's voice.
It's going to take a while to adjust to my large frame.
But i've got to admit, i love being fat, furry and cuddly. Plus my stomach is so big, round, furry, warm, and soft.
Plus you'll probably be wondering how i'm able to type with such large John Candy-like hands and sharp black claws.
I've kind of gotten cravings for Ultra Happy Yum Yum Cookies, Werejc chow, Happy Plums, Super Happy Yum Yum Cake, and Choco Hearts Cereal.
These are the top ten 10 drawbacks to being a canadian forest werejohncandy.
1. It is hard to find clothes that won't rip when you transform.
2. Trying to squeeze into small spaces is murder.
3. Can't go anywhere without being mistaken for John himself.
4. Often get stuck when in small cramped spaces.
5. Too big to fit through the door.
6. Those stupid food cravings.
7. Parents have to replace furniture such as chairs or beds because you've accidentally smashed them while transforming.
8. Fat jokes can be murder.
9. The warm feeling is hard to ignore.
And
10. No good seating arangements at the movies.
Now i'm probably wondering if i'm going to need bigger clothes after I end up bursting out of the ones i'm wearing now..
This werejc tf takes a lot longer than my previous werejohncandy transformations did. I guess it's because i've always been one deep down inside, and also to some extent i started fully transforming in late october of last year.
But i gotta admit, i like the way it is going.
Not many people will recognise me after my transformation is completed - but Andria will. Even though by then i'll probably be looking a lot like Chumsley and talking in John Candy's voice.
It's going to take a while to adjust to my large frame.
But i've got to admit, i love being fat, furry and cuddly. Plus my stomach is so big, round, furry, warm, and soft.
Plus you'll probably be wondering how i'm able to type with such large John Candy-like hands and sharp black claws.
I've kind of gotten cravings for Ultra Happy Yum Yum Cookies, Werejc chow, Happy Plums, Super Happy Yum Yum Cake, and Choco Hearts Cereal.
These are the top ten 10 drawbacks to being a canadian forest werejohncandy.
1. It is hard to find clothes that won't rip when you transform.
2. Trying to squeeze into small spaces is murder.
3. Can't go anywhere without being mistaken for John himself.
4. Often get stuck when in small cramped spaces.
5. Too big to fit through the door.
6. Those stupid food cravings.
7. Parents have to replace furniture such as chairs or beds because you've accidentally smashed them while transforming.
8. Fat jokes can be murder.
9. The warm feeling is hard to ignore.
And
10. No good seating arangements at the movies.
Now i'm probably wondering if i'm going to need bigger clothes after I end up bursting out of the ones i'm wearing now..
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