Tuesday, 30 November 2010

New account

Good news,   my new email account has been set-up and I will be returning to DA today if not sooner,    the people i am going to add to my friends/watch immediately are:


  1. Natter45
  2. Blackbluedawg
  3. Rebeccachcu1992
  4. Nibblahfrog
  5. Marionut247
  6. DPMoonwalker
  7. Weremoose
  8. Werekatt
  9. Bunnyboogl15
Groups I will be resigning up for:
  • Monster World
  • MichaelJJackson4ever
  • Raimi/Tapert Fandom
  • PowerRangersFC
  • GargoylesClub
  • BumpInTheNight
  • CartoonNetwork
  • Marzipan-city
  • Nicktoons Unite
  • OccultArtists
  • Metamorphosis Group
  • The-Were-Club

Monday, 29 November 2010

If you were a monster

This is a question for my followers and for my fans.... if you were transformed into a monster or cult icon what would you choose to be turned into?     Here are the ones i'd choose to be turned into:


  • Vampire (80's style,  non sparkly)
  • Grinch (live action film version)
  • Weregrinch
  • Werejoshpeck
  • Gremlin (like the ones in the movie)
  • Gargoyle
  • Tim Burtonesque creature
  • Simon Cowellconstrictor (half Simon Cowell half boa constrictor)
  • Ash (Evil Dead series)
  • Deadite/Zombie
  • Demon
  • Symbiote (like in Spiderman comics)
  • Freddy
  • Xenomorph
  • Predator
  • Pandaren
  • Half plutarkian (as long as i don't develop the signature plutarkian body odor)
  • A Garbage Pail Kid version of myself
  • King kong-like ape monster
  • Na'vi
  • Phasm (genie-like ghost)


Sunday, 28 November 2010

Differences

Big MacPherson of Deviantart once complained that Ted of my closet monster gang is a ripoff of Freddy Krueger  and he also said the same thing about Bruce being a rip-off of Ash,   and he also accused me of stealing other people's characters  -   technically it's NOT stealing,   they are parodies -    No Celebrities Were Harmed in the creation of these characters.

Here are the main differences between Freddy and Ted:


  1. Freddy is a serial killer.
  2. He kills his victims in his dreams.
  3. He does it for fun or revenge purposes.
  4. He has long claws for fingers.
Ted:

  1. Ted is a good guy.
  2. He has longer claws on his gloves than Freddy does.
  3. He only scares people he doesn't like in their dreams.
  4. He does it to teach them a lesson.
  5. The stripes on his sweater go in a different direction.
  6. His voice is less evil sounding.
Differences between Ash and Bruce:

  1. Ash is a deadite slaying hero.
  2. Ash has a chainsaw arm in the place of his left hand  -  sometimes a cybernetic arm.
  3. He has an L shaped scar on the left side of his chin like the real Bruce Campbell does.
  4. He works at S-Mart during the day.
  5. He is a bit of a jerk at times.
  6. He is the only survivor in the original group of kids in the first Evil Dead even though he was the weakest member of the group at that time.
  7. He mostly wears either s-mart uniform or a torn shirt and brown pants.
  8. Ash has brown hair and hazel brown eyes.
  9. Ash knows a lot about how to repair things but he is "a bad slow thinker and a good fast thinker"
  10. Ash has been possessed more than once as indicated in the video game,  the comic books (including Freddy VS Jason VS Ash in the nightmare that he has),  and Evil Dead II and Army Of Darkness.
Bruce:
  1. Bruce is a demigod and has god-like powers.
  2. Bruce's chainsaw arm is on the right side rather than the left.
  3. He doesn't have a scar on the left side of his chin.
  4. He is less of a jerk than Ash.
  5. During the day he stays in a stone slumber state which is to say he is a statue during the day.
  6. Unlike Ash who was the only survivor in the original group of kids in the first Evil Dead,  Bruce kind of serves as second of command in the monster gang.
  7.  Bruce usually either wears battle armour when in combat or a neater variation of Ash's Army Of Darkness outfit.
  8. Bruce has black hair and icy blue eyes.
  9. Bruce knows a lot about building and repairing things as well as creating things,   but unlike Ash he is a very good slow thinker as well as a fast thinker -    he comes up with most of the plans in the closet monsters tv series.
  10. Bruce rarely gets possessed as it has only happened once.

Saturday, 27 November 2010

Favorite tv shows

I am going to tell you what my favorite tv shows are.

Favorite animated shows:


  • Gargoyles
  • Ninja Turtles
  • Biker Mice From Mars
  • SuperTed
  • Count Duckula
  • Earthworm Jim
  • Bobby's World
  • Simpsons
  • Family Guy
  • South Park
  • Boondocks
  • American Dad
  • Robot Chicken
  • Phineas and Ferb
  • Tales From The Cryptkeeper
  • Reboot
  • Transformers Animated
  • Transformers G1
  • Rugrats
  • Aaaah Real Monsters
  • Fairly Odd Parents
  • Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command
  • Spiderman the animated series
  • Batman:  TAS.
  • Aladdin animated series
  • Real Ghostbusters
  • Gravesdale High
Favorite live action shows:

  • House
  • Lost
  • Heroes
  • Burn Notice
  • Hercules:   Legendary Journeys
  • Xena
  • Buffy The Vampire Slayer
  • Angel
  • BlackAdder
  • Whose Line Is It Anyway
  • In Living Colour
  • SNL
  • SCTV
  • American Idol
  • Britain's Got Talent
  • Manimal
  • Beastmaster
  • Tales From The Darkside
  • Tales From The Crypt
  • Goosebumps
  • Are You Afraid Of The Dark
  • Twilight Zone
  • Drake and Josh
  • Kenan and Kel
  • All That
  • Amanda Show
  • Seinfeld
  • Power Rangers
  • Beetleborgs
  • Mystic Knights
  • Masked Rider
  • VR Troopers
  • Big Wolf On Campus
Favorite late night shows:

  • The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
  • Colbert Report

Friday, 26 November 2010

monsters and transformations

 While i truly believe that monsters really do exist there is nothing wrong with that at all,    this sort of thing has interested mankind for centuries,     and writing about them makes me feel happy and i'm not going to give up something that makes me happy.     As for the believing that i am a monster thing well my friends and family are perfectly fine with that,   in fact i love being a monster especially a weregrinch,  vampire or any other creature i like.  

I have always been a monster fan ever since i was a kid and i love scary stuff too,   in fact i'm probably the only one in my family who doesn't get frightened by horror movies -   in fact me and my bro are the only ones who don't throw up after watching a David Cronenberg film.     I've always been heavily interested in transformations and of shapeshifting in general -   American Werewolf In London was what did it for me because of it's famous transformation sequence which won Rick Baker his first academy award for best makeup (also it was the first movie to introduce that category at the oscars the year it came out).

For me transformations and shapeshifting are extremely interesting as long as said transformation sequences are cleverly done and don't overuse CGI too much.    A friend of mine recommended that I look up the Carlos Castaneda books which feature shamans and shapeshifter characters in them including a man who turned himself into a serpent.    And that is what i am doing right now.     And who knows -  they might give me inspiration for my next story.


Another movie which fueled my interest in transformations was the movie Willow,   there was the scene where the sorceress turns an army of soldiers into pigs.      Also the series Manimal is one of my favourites next to Buffy,   Xena,   Angel,   Hercules,   X-Files,  Burn Notice,  Lost,  House, and Heroes.    The transformation sequences in those two were superb -   it's a pitty the only ones we got to see on screen were the panther and the eagle,   the snake and the others were all done off screen (except in that one episode where he turns into a snake to save someone from falling in quicksand)


I also remember this one episode of the Brtish children's show The Rottentroils which was centered around a family of troll-like creatures with magical abilities,  in one episodes one of the family members accidentally starts a fight between his father and a really powerful ancient wizard -   the wizard gets ticked off and uses his magic to transform that little troll's brother into a rat  and it's up to the youngest member of the family to try and fix things.     The series aired on CITV in the afternoon -   around 3 or 4:15 pm,   and  in each episode the group of trolls would get up to crazy shenanigans including some of their magic backfiring -  like in the episode where the wife takes part in a gardening contest -  she uses a spell to try and make her garden more alive than the others -   but the spell backfires and accidentally transforms the hapless human neighbours into plants.    

There are quite a few tv series on CITV that featured transformations in them,   two that I remember very well were Wolves,   Witches and Giants and Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids -   they were made by the same animation company -    Wolves,   Witches,   Giants was sort of twisted takes on classic fairy tales while Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids was based on a book series centered around kids who were either bratty, digusting or mean in some way and the kid would usually end up getting their comeuppance in one way or another (e.g a kid who watches too much tv gets sucked into the tv and can't get out,   a kid who never eats fruit gets turned into a bat,  a kid who eats too much chocolate gets transformed into a  literal chocolate boy) and some of these had transformations in them like the Buggalo Bear episode in which a girl gets turned into a stuffed toy,   the aforementioned fruit bat episode,  and the one where a boy gets turned into a ventriliquist dummy,  there's also one where a girl eats something with a fly egg on it and turns into a fly herself.

Don't you worry i will be returning to DA soon,   just as soon as i get my new email account set up.

Thursday, 25 November 2010

bad guys

These are the bad guys of my monster world series and they often are featured in my nightmares.


Moocifer:   Moocifer is a powerful demon cow with a shiny black coat,  glowing red eyes,  wings,  and a deep bass voice.   She appears in my nightmares often.   Her favourite way to get her human prey is by inviting them to her homeworld - which is a dark, dank nightmarish underworld city -  and if they refuse she punishes them by turning them into something they hate or are afraid of.    Her prescence is often signified by a thunderclap of fear.

Creepy Crawlie King:  He is the ruler of the nightmare realm,   he is an evil but charming monarch who loves bugs -  so much so that has armies of them even some arachnids and other creepy creatures including mosquitoes and botflies.   He looks and sounds a lot like Tim Curry. His outfit is similar to one of the ones worn by David Bowie as Jareth in Labyrinth but usually with an insect motive.    He is evil but at the same time sexy.

Creature Teacher: A member of the adminstration for the School Of Fear.   She is based on my old school teacher.     And she is a lot like Large Marge from Pee Wee's Big Adventure.   She can even do the claymation scary face like her.   She has a split personality,  she can go from being sweet and friendly to being scary and evil.    There is nothing scarier than her,   many other staff members of the school of fear also possess similar abilites to hers.

Unlikable Runt: Based on my old school bully Keith Darby,   the Unlikable Runt is a savage hulking ape-like monster who is all brawn and no brain.    His catchphrases include "Runt smash!" and other Hulk-like Runtisms.   He wears a ripped blue shirt with dark red pants.

Boris:   A Werejohncandy just like Chumsley except has a unibrow and a thick Russian accent. And acts the complete opposite of how Chumsley acts.    He is also a bit of an idiot.

Sylvor: Slyvor is a wolf-like thunder demon with a howl that can cause thunderstorms.  He is usually the one responsible for signifying the appearance of Moocifer which starts off with a thunder clap of fear.

Tyrax: Tyrax is a tornado demon who is incredibly destructive,  he controls the wind and uses his powers to destroy anything that gets in his way -  he signifies the appearance of Moocifer by destroying the windows with his ghost-like wail.

Evil Jay: Not to be confused with the Evil Jay sketch character played Jay in the tonight show,  this is a possessed almost deadite-like version of tonight show host Jay Leno,  he is often the one who appears in my Leno nightmares and is the one always out to get me.   Although he is more comical than scary because of his oversized chin,  he is pretty terrifying.   When he's angry his voice tends to go from nasally and high pitched to loud and almost terrifying (kind of the real Jay).   Has many of  his mannerisms too.  Often says..."Did you hear about this?  I'm going to get you!"  or sometimes yells out "I'll swallow your soul!" ,  that it is usually before Bruce (either the Ash lookalike of my closet gang or the real Bruce Campbell) shows up, says.."Swallow this" and shoots him. His presence is often signyified with either a horror movie theme or a creepy nursery rhyme.

Damien: A huge demon dog kind of like Cerberus except he has only one head,  he is modelled on a rotweiler and has fire breath.

Toymaster: A creepy deranged spellcaster who runs the toys r us store in the mall of doom,  often likes to turn people into toys.

Dr Gill: A mad scientist who due to a freak lab accident became some sort of fish-like creature.  Dr Gill owns a twisted aquarium filled with various different mutant fish including a tank filled with pirahnas lead by a pirahna monster named Chompers.   He is partially based on Joe from Help I'm A Fish and resembles what Limburger from Biker Mice looks like without his mask on.   He is able to breathe underwater and is a great swimmer.

Mayor Dinkleman:  Mitchell's arch nemesis.   He resembles the Mayor from Ghosts in someway.  He shows no respect for humans or monsters and is always raising taxes.

Terror Kat: Based on my friend Kirsty's creepy cousin Tazmin,   Terror Kat is a werecat of sorts.  Her human form looks kind of like Miranda Cosgrove,   while her werecat form looks somewhat almost panther-like.  She has numerous cat-like traits in human form as well including hissing at people she doesn't like.   She absolutely hates rats which is why Ratty is often the best one to stop her.   Not only is she crazy about cats -  she is very cat-like herself.

Morlock the dropbear:   Bunyip's arch foe,  he is an evil but devilish charming dropbear with Tim Curry's voice and the power of darkness on his side.

Dark Rebecca:   An evil clone of Rebbeccachu created by Ezekiel Habermann.    Dark Rebecca looks exactly like the real Rebbecca except she has piercing red eyes and sharp vampiric fangs.   Her Pokemon form is a scary black pikachu with red eyes,   fangs and Golbat wings.

Airdna:    Andria Kilgore's evil doppelganger,  looks just like real Andria except her monster form is a vicious rabid werelioness.

EDiot Joe:    A mindless deadite-like version of Encyclopedia Dramatica owner Joe Evars,  he serves as Bruce's arch enemy -  once he tried getting Bruce to join his side and become an EDiot but Bruce refused.    And the two of them have been enemies since.

Mr Misery:    Jeff's greatest arch nemesis,    Mr Misery is a comic book villain come to life -  he has the power to drain the happiness out of anyone and make them all depressed -  he can also make them into drones to do his biding.

Alex Tyler:   Vincent's arch nemesis,   she is the author and writer of the Midnight books which are a spoof of the Twilight books and feature a sparkly vampire character named Howard Gullen.

Malfredo:    Presto's arch enemy,  he is dark phasm and one of phasmworld's most wanted.   Unlike Presto he is malicious and will stop at nothing to get what he wants which is to rule all of phasmworld.

To Liam

I would like to thank my dear friend Liam for supporting me on deviantart along with my other friend Blackbluedawg and for watching me,     you are one of the best friends i've ever had online.   I loved all the fun times i've had on DA with you and blackbluedawg -  you two are the best friends a weregrinch like me could ask for.

Just one question though -  is that dental plan blog really yours or did some impostor set that up?   Because when  i read the post on it -   it sounded more like Anon would say,   in fact Anon already has 3 failblogs one of which is a ripoff of this one.     She's probably trying to impersonate you on here to try and bother me -  but i'm not going to complain about that -    because not only does complaining about things make it worse but ruins my day along with yours -  so i'm just going to find something that entertains me and you should do the same too.

But in all honesty,  i think you are one of the nicest people on deviantart next to blackbluedawg,  if you have the chance -  check out my photobucket page -   i have 4 different albums -   one of which is the John Candy album which has screencaps from several of JC's movies,   the other is the Jim Carrey screencap album  which features screencaps from Jim's movies,    the Bruce Campbell screencaps -    mainly screencaps from My Name Is Bruce and Army Of Darkness but i hope to get a few from Burn Notice on there as well  -   and the Beetleborgs screencaps -    mainly they're screencaps from Curse Of The Shadowborg and Metalix:   The Movie on there and although they're not good quality since they're taken from the VHS -   I haven't heard any plans of Beetleborgs coming on DVD as of yet.    But you can watch several episodes of the show on Youtube,   look up BeetleborgFanatic -   they have almost every episode on there.

Here's to a real good friend,   cheers!






Here is the link to my photobucket page,  feel free to take a look at there:
http://s1126.photobucket.com/albums/l613/DrMusic2010/

Here is the link to my imagine casting page,  check out my imaginographies on there:
http://imaginecasting.com/members/nathanf_3/