Mel's Ex Boyfriends

Here are Mel's ex boyfriends.

Stinger the Scorpion. Reason she dumped him: He came across as too overprotective.

Rainbow the Chamelon. Reason she dumped him: She thought he was too geeky.

Howl the Werewolf. Reason she dumped him: Came across as a jerk.

Ratty the zodiac rat. Reason she dumped him: He had too many problems.

Simon the zodiac snake. Reason she dumped him: He insulted her fashional sense.

Creepers the skeleton. Reason she dumped him: She thought he was too dead-like.

Count the vampire bear. Reason she dumped him: He was a pain in the neck (literally).

Rocket the blue jay. Reason she dumped him: He was always late.

Ringo the racoon. Reason she dumped him: He kept using her.

Gizmo the lemur. Reason she dumped him: Came across as too obssessive.

Slayer the thrill necked lizard. Reason she dumped him: Came across as too annoying.

Roary the lion. Reason she dumped him: He wasn't her type.

Garfield the cat. Reason she dumped him: He was too lazy to pay the bill when they had dinner dates.

Cupid the dog. Reason she dumped him: He never bothered to shower before their date.

Zip the cat. Reason she dumped him: He called her fat even though she isn't.