Zombie Contingency plan

This is my Zombie Contigency plan. This will come in very useful in case of zombie attack.

Here's what me and my brother would do:

1. Gather a bunch of our clever colleages and friends including everyone at Amiright.
2. Head over to S-Mart where Chinstar works when he's not busy crime fighting and get all the essential items we need to survive.
3. Then head back home and hide out in the cellar or the lab or any other top secret area in the house where the zombies won't be able to get to us. We then barracade the whole house.
4. Fight off the zombie hordes. My brother, friends and I are very skilled at martial arts. We also pretty good with medieval weapon as well as chainsaws and guns. If there are too many of them, we simply just call Bruce Campbell to help us, if Bruce isn't available...we'll use the Monster Morpher to turn Chinstar into Ash from the Evil Dead films.
5. Once the main horde of zombies has been taken care of, we then use our practical and technical skills to figure out who or what has caused the zombies to appear.

And finally..

6. Use the Hologram Maker device to create realistic decoys of ourselves so we can lure the zombies into our trap, once we've caught the zombies. We'll find the source of the zombie attack, carefully examin it and study it and then destroy it. If any townspeople have been infected, we'll use our scientific expertise to cure them.