The attic monsters

This is my attic monster gang,   you might have seen some of them before.    By the way,  if Roscoe and Albert seem familar it's because they're the ones who commented on some of those parodies on Amiright under their names.     They're gargoyles by the way.


Sparky




Sparky is a gremlin with a knack for hacking machinery and making mischief. He resembles the ones from the movie and has a high pitched sounding voice.



Rocho



A Jabba the Hutt-like creature who likes to eat small bugs. He has a deep booming voice and laugh much like Jabba but speaks English.



Chumsley and Cassie


A couple of canadian forest Werejohncandies who love each other very much, both are kind and gentle despite their large size. They like to tell stories and sing songs.



Hargilotti


The ghost of a famous opera singer, can be heard singing at night often. He has black hair, a goatee and a very powerful voice.



Dustman


The Dustman or Dusty as he is often called is a lot similar to the being known as the Sandman except he doesn't do sand - he is the one who makes things all dusty. His theme song is a parody of the song Enter Sandman. He wears a black hooded cloak and no one can see his face. Has an army of mutant dust bunnies.



Andria


Andria is a na'vi like the ones from the movie Avatar, she is named after my friend Andria Kilgor. She is very shy but she is beautiful as well.



Gorvax


Gorvax is a chestbuster alien like the one from the Alien movies, he talks with a snake-like speech pattern.



Syvor


A Predator-like being who is often fighting with Gorvax.



Alana
A sorceress/witch who looks a lot like Elvira. She's very good at casting spells - she also likes to turn people she doesn't like into silly animals for fun.



Roscoe and Albert
These two are gargoyles based on film critics Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert, both of them like to watch movies even though they rarely agree on anything and their opinions often differ.



Vincent


A rebellious biker vampire who resembles a young Jay Leno. He is an 1980's style vampire and has his own biker gang like in the Lost Boys.



Georgie


A King Kong-like creature with a heart of gold and the strength of 10,000 men.



Tyranitor


A Godzilla-like lizard who likes to destroy things and has atomic breath.



J.P Bones


A creepy old ghoul who likes to scare people by popping out of coffins and cackling like the Cryptkeeper from Tales From The Crypt, he is quite sadistic and a nutty inventor - he likes to build deathtraps and other kooky contraptions. He is named after and modelled on the creepy judge from the film Nothing But Trouble (1991). He doesn't like salesman (door to door or insurance), bankers and other people who dare break the law or question his authority, coincidentally he is also in charge of the whole gang.



Hugo
A hunchback who looks and sounds a lot like Peter Lorre, he is very skitish and a bit of a nervous wreak.



Bobby


A blob who can morph into anything. Bobby likes to use this power to annoy people by turning into them and mimicing them.



Ratty


He's the only non monster in the group, he's a rat with many diseases, allergies, and medical problems. He annoys and disgusts people a lot. Often insults them or squicks them out with his disgusting stories. Speaks in a comical German sounding accent and has a really annoying laugh.