Feeling Blackadderian

I'm mostly known for liking 80's movies and music especially John Candy movies but there has one show that has always had a special place in my heart and that is the extremely clever British comedy series Blackadder,  in fact is the very show that made me a fan of  Rowan Atkinson in the first place.     It's such a hilarious and brilliant series,   and so many memorable lines are in too.    I know the lines from every episode by heart and can recite them rather well,    I especially do Edmund's lines well and almost in a near perfect deadpan impersonation of Rowan's voice.      

 In fact when I read them out with my friends I always choose to play Blackadder,  that way I can always be sure that i'm the smartest one in the group.

I use a lot of Blackadder's lines in conversation sometimes including insults,   one of my alledged usernames on Blues Brothers Central was Blackadder IIII,   and I used a Blackadder line to voice my opinion on a plot concept another forum made up for a Blues Brothers prequel,    unfortunately like all the other times I got scolded at and got unjustly banned.    I guess the people on that forum didn't understand British humour,  either that or they hadn't heard of Blackadder.     But you know...Takkuneg and the others shouldn't have done it when I wasn't even trying to troll them,    I was just giving my honest opinion on them.

Blackadder has inspired many of my stories,   I once did a Blackadder fanscript set in the days of Vlad the Impaler with Blackadder as a vampire,    I also wrote a Blackadderish retelling of the Oddysey inspired by an  episode of Blackadder Goes Forth.       There's a If Yugi-Oh was a British comedy skit I wrote which was Blacckadder inspired.

I've written quite a few transformation stories involving myself turning into Edmund Blackadder and also did one of my dad turning into Blackadder as well,    one of my most recent was a Blackadder take on the classic fairy tale The Frog Prince -   which was gender reversed and it was a Princess who was turned into a frog.

John Lloyd once stated that Baldrick represents the everyman but I don't think Baldrick represents me in the least,   I'd have to say i'm more like Blackadder.    

Call me crazy but I think I may have some Blackadderian blood in me,    I might in fact be a descendant of the Blackadder family.     Which probably explains why i'm so damn smart and the fact I tend to sound like Rowan Atkinson when I talk,  and also my sense of humour.  

Of course if you know-who and his blog were still active and not removed off Wordpress,   he'd probably be posting all sorts of nonsensical articles about me and my love of Blackadder like those other insulting articles he wrote.    

But if he knew what a Blackadder family member is capable of,    I would probably have blackmailed him and wrote up an article all about HIM,   thus humility the poor bloke and he'd have to hide away in shame.

I hear they're planning to redo Blackadder in America and have it set in New York with Steve Martin as the Blackadder role and Rob Schneider as Baldrick,      but don't fear Blackadder fans -   it is just a rumour and probably won't happen.      Blackadder is perfect the way it is,   and that is how it shall stay and how it shall always be remembered -   as the pure piece of British genius that it is.

I heavily recommend watching the show as I think it's brilliant,    and that anyone who doesn't like it should just sod off and die.

Here are some good Blackadder website links:
http://www.lunaestas.com/blackadder/
http://www.blackadderhall.com/home.html
http://blackadder.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackadder

And here are some great Blackadder videos,   now be sure to share these with your mates:

Frog dream

A couple of nights ago I dreamed about a musical frog monster that could sing a variety of tunes including opera,   he used his singing to put a group of people under his power and then had some of them transform into amphibianoid creatures to serve as tenors.


I can't remember the rest of it,   but this is what I recall the most. 


There was also  a transformation sequence or two mainly into a frog-like creature.


This frog-like monster is now one of my Power Rangers monsters, I have his bio in my gallery -   if you're interested you should take a good look.

works of mine

Completed works

TftW: Addicted To Blood (Vamprification)

Legend Of Blackadder Hall (Blackadder TF)

Wolf Guy Meets Wolf- Girl (Romance)

Vincent Bloodmane (monster bio)

J.P (monster bio)

Andria (monster bio)

Midnight Hour (Character TF me into Werecat professor Rowan Tiberius)

TftW: It's Hero Time (Superted TF)

Staten's Origin (Gargoyle TF)

Night Of The Thriller (MJ Tribute poem, Thriller)

Bruce VS The Weregrinch part 1 (Weregrinch TF)

Bruce VS The Weregrinch part 2 (Weregrinch TF)

Bruce VS The Weregrinch TF part 3 (Weregrinch TF)

Bruce VS The Weregrinch part 4 (Weregrinch TF)

Stone Of TF 1: Koala Kylie (Anthro Koala TF)

Blackadderfied (Blackadder TF)

TftW: Scaring Em Straight (Weregrinch and Pikachu monster TFS, also includes horror theme and appearances by Flabber and the hillhurst monsters, Rebeccachu-chan, Minions, Vincent of my attic monster gang and Rowan Atkinson)

Finding The Pokemon In You (Pokemon group TF)

Legend Of Madam Mystery (Pokemon TF - Alakazam)

TftW: Owner Becomes Pet (Rat TF)

Wolfman Trolse (Werewolf TF)


Works I intend to do sometime this week:

Guardians of Blackadder Hall (Blackadder TF)

Stone Of TF 2: Pika Power (Pikachu monster TF, Rebeccachu to be star of it)

Stone Of TF 3: The Blackadder's Return (self TF me to Edmund Blackadder)

Natalia The Demoness (Demon TF)

Reese Riding Hood (Wolf-like monster TF)

Amercianizing Blackadder? What in the world?

As you probably know - the US seem to be doing a bit of "Americanising" British shows like they recent did with Top Gear and a few others as well as of course Pop Idol. But I think there are just some shows that should be left as they are like Blackadder for example.

I read that there's been some talk of a Blackadder 5 series set in New York, and they have Steve Martin in talks for the Blackadder role,   now pardon me if I seem a bit harsh here but old Steve isn't in the least bit fit to fill the shoes of such a role - I respect the guy as much as any other fan of his does and I admit he was pretty funny back in the 80's but I just CANNOT see him play Blackadder at all. 

I mean you know about how much of a flop the Pink Panther remakes were, this is just going too far. Rowan Atkinson is and always will be the ONLY Edmund Blackadder- as that one of his most career defining roles. And Rob Schneider as Baldrick? There's no way on god's green earth that could ever work. Tony Robinson is the ONLY Baldrick (apart from Phillip Fox in the unaired pilot episode).

As I am a huge fan of the series and I like it the way it is - it's perfection, and I don't want it to be altered in anyway especially not remade, or Americanized.

It would be an absolute disgrace if these turn out to be true.    I just can't see any of this happening.   I mean I've done quite a few fanscripts myself including one set in the days of Vlad The Impaler with Blackadder as a vampire,  and even a Blackadder-style retelling of the Oddysey.

I just hope that if this ever gets made that it will all turn out to be a nightmare the real Blackadder is having caused by Baldrick's cooking.      Or it could be an elaborate prank his friends put together.   Whatever happens,    I just hope it doesn't actually come into fruitation.

I like Blackadder as it is and I don't want it to be altered in anyway,  why mess with perfection that's what I always say.

About the werejohncandy thing

This is one thing I just want to clear up with you lot,   i' m really not a werejohncandy and this is the complete and utter truth,   the werejohncandy thing was just for fun as is all the other monster stuff,   and it is something me and Blackbluedawg do for fun and it's something that makes us happy,    and  I don't want to give up on it because it makes me happy.

I mean you wouldn't want to give up on something that makes you happy would you?   I guess you wouldn't ever.    So don't believe a word those trolls may have said about me,   nothing that ED article says about me is true.

My life is perfectly normal and so is my mind,   i'm not retarded or insane -   I happen to be very clever and i'm not mentally disabled or anything so I am easy to understand.

I am doing fine and I hope you lot are as well.

Something I wish to say

Everyone,    I am sorry for lying to you all.    I'm not really a film-maker or actor or anything,   I just made that up because I wanted to be respected a little more.

 I never really got respected all that much in school and I didn't have that many friends.   In a way I was always being sort of bullied by both the older students and by the teachers themselves and the teachers and staff at my old school were always rather cruel to me,   it's like they hated me.      The only friends I actually did have were some weird kids.

Also I am sorry for lying about my age, gender and identity,     -   I had to do it because I was afraid that if my real identity was ever found out that I would become a target for pedophiles,  trolls,  stalkers,   and spammers and the like -   because as you know giving away your own real name name, address,   password,   or other personal details online is a major no-no and could get you in trouble or even worse,  you could end up with your own account hacked (just like my old one)  and there would be noway to get it back.

Also I never said I was a werejohncandy,  that was just for fun -  the monster stuff is just something me and Blackbluedawg do for fun -   there is no need for anyone to take it seriously.    I don't want to give up on it though because it makes me happy and I don't want to give up on something that makes me happy.

Even though i'm not actually a film-maker,    I do know a lot about movies and actors in general -  and no I don't have aspergers but my medical report says I'm autistic -   i'm in no way disabled or anything -  I  can still walk,  talk like a normal person,  and I'm not all that difficult to understand.

I'm not actually an actor either even though I did take part in a Disneyland parade once as a dancer and I did take part in a few school plays including one that frankly I thought was terrible.    I did go to drama workshops quite a few times though.    

One drama workshop I went to was doing The Lion King and the other one was doing Hercules,   there was also one doing The Witches -   I wanted to be apart of that one but I was about 12 at the time so I might have been considered a bit too young even though I had been reading some of Roald Dahl's books around that time.    But there is one production piece I was especially proud of -   it was a retelling of the Oddysey -   and not just an ordinary retelling of it -  a rather Blackadder-like retelling of it,   I played a Blackadder-like Captain Oddyseus.

I do write stories and fanscripts from time to time as well as reviews,   i've got several folders for those.    And despite what you may have heard,   i'm not a moaning crybaby who questions authority or destroys things out of anger or has tantrums,    in fact when I was young I rarely had tantrums at all I was mostly very quiet.

The only times I've ever been naughty were in my old school,   I decided to skip the school assembly because well..   I hated them,   I thought they were boring.     Listening to the principal go on and on and on was the last thing I ever wanted to do,   and the awards and house-points thing was just some kind of pathetic thing to get the other students to work harder.     Besides,   the house I was in -   Arundel was always last,  and on most occassions was the losing house -   especially on sports day.

I also skipped P.E a few times and that's because I hated it,   it was like phsyical torture for me and my class especially when we got stuck doing stuff like Cross country later on.   So naturally I pretended to be sick in order to get out of it -  and it worked.

Also I detested math class -   math was always the most boring class for me,   and I was so bored that I decided to start singing and acting silly -   made my classmates laugh but pissed off the teachers.   One such instance occured during one lesson,    Victoria and I were looking through a few math papers and we saw one of them was upside down -   and to us the upside down number  looked like the letter F and we started laughing.     That later became a running joke,    everytime the letter F was mentioned -  we would burst out giggling.

Another running joke that occurred during that same period was the impersonation I did of a royal trumpet,  which was taken from a Star Wars CD rom game -  i'm pretty sure it was Yoda's Challenge.    

I used to always do impersonations in class to cheer my mates up,   and I would also do funny voices -  once I  answered my name at roll call in a Pikachu voice.      And there's my pufferfish impersonation -  which in a way was similar to Bluto's zit impersonation in Animal House but without the mash potatoes,    basically I would puff my cheeks up and make an angry expression.

Also speaking of fish,  I used to get in trouble for just merely uttering the word Fish or Fish Pie,   I know it sounds stupid but it's true.    Once I uttered the word Fish pie in class and it made my two mates laugh but some how really peeved the teacher off for some reason,  and for that she had me stay in at lunchtime and write the word over and over again on lined paper -   the same thing happened when I uttered the word fish on it's own.

Those are the only occassions in which i've done something that is considered naughty,   okay I did heckle a school assembly a few years back but that's because I usually find them so boring plus the principal was going on about that crappy school play that was performed the night before -   luckily I wasn't there the night it was performed,   I was a cast member in it and was there for the rehearsals and even wrote the script but the script got changed by Carl aka the worst drama teacher in the world.

I've occassionally struck out against the teachers and sent to time-out,   but that was only because I couldn't trust any of them,    all of them seemed either batshit insane or pure evil -  I was trying to rebel against them,   and the way they treated my friends wasn't at all fair.

I have never stolen anything and I haven't infringed any copyrights or anything,   I haven't killed anyone or have even thought about it so apart from a bit of rebel rousing and comedic antics at school I'm pretty innocent.

And if I should die,   I hope that I will end up in Heaven and not in Hell -   because I don't want to end up in Hell and forced to wear a werejohncandy fursuit for Satan and his minions -   now I know it's a joke but i'm just being cautious that is all,    I do not want that to happen to me.

I just wanted to get this off my chest and because I've changed my ways and now I want the trolls like EGY and Demongoat to leave me alone now that it's over.

fandom

According to that excreatible and despicable Encyclopedia Dramatica article it says I have no fans.  

Now that statement couldn't be any more false,    while I may not be famous or popular or even well liked -   I have people who love me and not just for my work,   I mean my family loves me,   my friends like me,   and even the cat likes me.

How many of you here are fans of me and my work?   And how many of you are just here because of Metokur or Encyclopedia Dramatica?   If you are here because you are a fan,   please state why and how you became a fan -  if you are here because of the troll sites Metokur,  Encyclopedia Dramatica and Awkward Zombie then get lost -   I don't appreciate trolls.