Everyone, I am sorry for lying to you all. I'm not really a film-maker or actor or anything, I just made that up because I wanted to be respected a little more.
I never really got respected all that much in school and I didn't have that many friends. In a way I was always being sort of bullied by both the older students and by the teachers themselves and the teachers and staff at my old school were always rather cruel to me, it's like they hated me. The only friends I actually did have were some weird kids.
Also I am sorry for lying about my age, gender and identity, - I had to do it because I was afraid that if my real identity was ever found out that I would become a target for pedophiles, trolls, stalkers, and spammers and the like - because as you know giving away your own real name name, address, password, or other personal details online is a major no-no and could get you in trouble or even worse, you could end up with your own account hacked (just like my old one) and there would be noway to get it back.
Also I never said I was a werejohncandy, that was just for fun - the monster stuff is just something me and Blackbluedawg do for fun - there is no need for anyone to take it seriously. I don't want to give up on it though because it makes me happy and I don't want to give up on something that makes me happy.
Even though i'm not actually a film-maker, I do know a lot about movies and actors in general - and no I don't have aspergers but my medical report says I'm autistic - i'm in no way disabled or anything - I can still walk, talk like a normal person, and I'm not all that difficult to understand.
I'm not actually an actor either even though I did take part in a Disneyland parade once as a dancer and I did take part in a few school plays including one that frankly I thought was terrible. I did go to drama workshops quite a few times though.
One drama workshop I went to was doing The Lion King and the other one was doing Hercules, there was also one doing The Witches - I wanted to be apart of that one but I was about 12 at the time so I might have been considered a bit too young even though I had been reading some of Roald Dahl's books around that time. But there is one production piece I was especially proud of - it was a retelling of the Oddysey - and not just an ordinary retelling of it - a rather Blackadder-like retelling of it, I played a Blackadder-like Captain Oddyseus.
I do write stories and fanscripts from time to time as well as reviews, i've got several folders for those. And despite what you may have heard, i'm not a moaning crybaby who questions authority or destroys things out of anger or has tantrums, in fact when I was young I rarely had tantrums at all I was mostly very quiet.
The only times I've ever been naughty were in my old school, I decided to skip the school assembly because well.. I hated them, I thought they were boring. Listening to the principal go on and on and on was the last thing I ever wanted to do, and the awards and house-points thing was just some kind of pathetic thing to get the other students to work harder. Besides, the house I was in - Arundel was always last, and on most occassions was the losing house - especially on sports day.
I also skipped P.E a few times and that's because I hated it, it was like phsyical torture for me and my class especially when we got stuck doing stuff like Cross country later on. So naturally I pretended to be sick in order to get out of it - and it worked.
Also I detested math class - math was always the most boring class for me, and I was so bored that I decided to start singing and acting silly - made my classmates laugh but pissed off the teachers. One such instance occured during one lesson, Victoria and I were looking through a few math papers and we saw one of them was upside down - and to us the upside down number looked like the letter F and we started laughing. That later became a running joke, everytime the letter F was mentioned - we would burst out giggling.
Another running joke that occurred during that same period was the impersonation I did of a royal trumpet, which was taken from a Star Wars CD rom game - i'm pretty sure it was Yoda's Challenge.
I used to always do impersonations in class to cheer my mates up, and I would also do funny voices - once I answered my name at roll call in a Pikachu voice. And there's my pufferfish impersonation - which in a way was similar to Bluto's zit impersonation in Animal House but without the mash potatoes, basically I would puff my cheeks up and make an angry expression.
Also speaking of fish, I used to get in trouble for just merely uttering the word Fish or Fish Pie, I know it sounds stupid but it's true. Once I uttered the word Fish pie in class and it made my two mates laugh but some how really peeved the teacher off for some reason, and for that she had me stay in at lunchtime and write the word over and over again on lined paper - the same thing happened when I uttered the word fish on it's own.
Those are the only occassions in which i've done something that is considered naughty, okay I did heckle a school assembly a few years back but that's because I usually find them so boring plus the principal was going on about that crappy school play that was performed the night before - luckily I wasn't there the night it was performed, I was a cast member in it and was there for the rehearsals and even wrote the script but the script got changed by Carl aka the worst drama teacher in the world.
I've occassionally struck out against the teachers and sent to time-out, but that was only because I couldn't trust any of them, all of them seemed either batshit insane or pure evil - I was trying to rebel against them, and the way they treated my friends wasn't at all fair.
I have never stolen anything and I haven't infringed any copyrights or anything, I haven't killed anyone or have even thought about it so apart from a bit of rebel rousing and comedic antics at school I'm pretty innocent.
And if I should die, I hope that I will end up in Heaven and not in Hell - because I don't want to end up in Hell and forced to wear a werejohncandy fursuit for Satan and his minions - now I know it's a joke but i'm just being cautious that is all, I do not want that to happen to me.
I just wanted to get this off my chest and because I've changed my ways and now I want the trolls like EGY and Demongoat to leave me alone now that it's over.
I never really got respected all that much in school and I didn't have that many friends. In a way I was always being sort of bullied by both the older students and by the teachers themselves and the teachers and staff at my old school were always rather cruel to me, it's like they hated me. The only friends I actually did have were some weird kids.
Also I am sorry for lying about my age, gender and identity, - I had to do it because I was afraid that if my real identity was ever found out that I would become a target for pedophiles, trolls, stalkers, and spammers and the like - because as you know giving away your own real name name, address, password, or other personal details online is a major no-no and could get you in trouble or even worse, you could end up with your own account hacked (just like my old one) and there would be noway to get it back.
Also I never said I was a werejohncandy, that was just for fun - the monster stuff is just something me and Blackbluedawg do for fun - there is no need for anyone to take it seriously. I don't want to give up on it though because it makes me happy and I don't want to give up on something that makes me happy.
Even though i'm not actually a film-maker, I do know a lot about movies and actors in general - and no I don't have aspergers but my medical report says I'm autistic - i'm in no way disabled or anything - I can still walk, talk like a normal person, and I'm not all that difficult to understand.
I'm not actually an actor either even though I did take part in a Disneyland parade once as a dancer and I did take part in a few school plays including one that frankly I thought was terrible. I did go to drama workshops quite a few times though.
One drama workshop I went to was doing The Lion King and the other one was doing Hercules, there was also one doing The Witches - I wanted to be apart of that one but I was about 12 at the time so I might have been considered a bit too young even though I had been reading some of Roald Dahl's books around that time. But there is one production piece I was especially proud of - it was a retelling of the Oddysey - and not just an ordinary retelling of it - a rather Blackadder-like retelling of it, I played a Blackadder-like Captain Oddyseus.
I do write stories and fanscripts from time to time as well as reviews, i've got several folders for those. And despite what you may have heard, i'm not a moaning crybaby who questions authority or destroys things out of anger or has tantrums, in fact when I was young I rarely had tantrums at all I was mostly very quiet.
The only times I've ever been naughty were in my old school, I decided to skip the school assembly because well.. I hated them, I thought they were boring. Listening to the principal go on and on and on was the last thing I ever wanted to do, and the awards and house-points thing was just some kind of pathetic thing to get the other students to work harder. Besides, the house I was in - Arundel was always last, and on most occassions was the losing house - especially on sports day.
I also skipped P.E a few times and that's because I hated it, it was like phsyical torture for me and my class especially when we got stuck doing stuff like Cross country later on. So naturally I pretended to be sick in order to get out of it - and it worked.
Also I detested math class - math was always the most boring class for me, and I was so bored that I decided to start singing and acting silly - made my classmates laugh but pissed off the teachers. One such instance occured during one lesson, Victoria and I were looking through a few math papers and we saw one of them was upside down - and to us the upside down number looked like the letter F and we started laughing. That later became a running joke, everytime the letter F was mentioned - we would burst out giggling.
Another running joke that occurred during that same period was the impersonation I did of a royal trumpet, which was taken from a Star Wars CD rom game - i'm pretty sure it was Yoda's Challenge.
I used to always do impersonations in class to cheer my mates up, and I would also do funny voices - once I answered my name at roll call in a Pikachu voice. And there's my pufferfish impersonation - which in a way was similar to Bluto's zit impersonation in Animal House but without the mash potatoes, basically I would puff my cheeks up and make an angry expression.
Also speaking of fish, I used to get in trouble for just merely uttering the word Fish or Fish Pie, I know it sounds stupid but it's true. Once I uttered the word Fish pie in class and it made my two mates laugh but some how really peeved the teacher off for some reason, and for that she had me stay in at lunchtime and write the word over and over again on lined paper - the same thing happened when I uttered the word fish on it's own.
Those are the only occassions in which i've done something that is considered naughty, okay I did heckle a school assembly a few years back but that's because I usually find them so boring plus the principal was going on about that crappy school play that was performed the night before - luckily I wasn't there the night it was performed, I was a cast member in it and was there for the rehearsals and even wrote the script but the script got changed by Carl aka the worst drama teacher in the world.
I've occassionally struck out against the teachers and sent to time-out, but that was only because I couldn't trust any of them, all of them seemed either batshit insane or pure evil - I was trying to rebel against them, and the way they treated my friends wasn't at all fair.
I have never stolen anything and I haven't infringed any copyrights or anything, I haven't killed anyone or have even thought about it so apart from a bit of rebel rousing and comedic antics at school I'm pretty innocent.
And if I should die, I hope that I will end up in Heaven and not in Hell - because I don't want to end up in Hell and forced to wear a werejohncandy fursuit for Satan and his minions - now I know it's a joke but i'm just being cautious that is all, I do not want that to happen to me.
I just wanted to get this off my chest and because I've changed my ways and now I want the trolls like EGY and Demongoat to leave me alone now that it's over.
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